₦airaland Forum

OldNairalander:
Someone should please recommend a drug that will specifically kill the X sperm cell.
I don't wanna birth a bitch

Nigga..u don off me

RightDecision15:
Christmas will be dull here, I lost my pops just this morning. So sad

So sorry man...ah pray u find comfort at this Terrible times.

Oga add up a little go buy redmi 10.
4gig/64 den 5000mah. Amoled screen 2. Forget dat Samsung a series.

Hugged:
more

Ike gwuru..

On other note..wer is dis dude dat always advertise hd movies in terabyte disk.

I jus got a smart lg tv
.but gotv keeps degrading d picture quality like say na lcd

Which decoder or satellite offers hd content anyone abeg

ThickSharon123:
Abeg, leave him alone. Doesn't she know she's a woman and she has power. I would never beg a man repeatedly. If I beg you once or twice and you do shakara for me, you're history in less than a week.

I pity u... History maker

josh123:
It might not be intentional, how the girl want take know say the leaf dey poisonous??

Y she go giv am leaf...d boy na goat??

Fireman

Vinnie2000:
Kai!!
No wonder some one said he almost died wen he could not access Nairaland diz morning!!!
Crazy ass members!!

Swrs

OdogwuBlog:
Source: https://punchng.com/guns-recovered-as-landlord-shoots-okada-union-chair-over-rent/

https://www.anambra360.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Police-Naija.jpg

The landlord wasted 6 bullets without hitting d target.. Wat a waste of firearm! Cnt he learn frm john wick for crying out loud!.. Jus one headshot!... Boom.. All is quiet!

Abeg.. No one shld shout at me.. Am Jus wakin up.. Had a bad migraine

Pls users of redmi 9a, have u notice dat auto rotate off is not working on d phone??.. Like its on off mode.. Yet, whenever u pick up d phone.. And it slightly bends.. It will auto rotate.. Even thou d auto rotate is off?? Have checked a d settings.. Cnt find any other place to turn it off. Any1 experiencing dis issue..

Does the printed flyers drips of oil wen pasted

Emmysky:
Got my Mi 10t from nurex01.

Was a bit paranoid at first but this guy right here was extremely patient and kept me in touch all the way. 28hrs later.. Got the device.

Recommend him to anyone even in my dream

Is it d 6gig version bro?

Hu d fvck censored d pix whereass.. D fckin lady dosent mind sharing it at all

Twix As Tall

Gptech:
Budget still too low, check the store thread, someone sells the Redmi 8 for 62k.

Link for store thread bro?

Any legit redmi dealer here. Hit me up.. Gat deal for u

genius43:
Google it, you will learn alot about it.

Udo di

Faster Charging and NFC

Okay bro.. But whats d fuction of the NFC?

chingle5:
Guys I am literally at the point of smashing my phone I don't where I hav gone wrong... I thought it is only on my opera browser the gorilla is only show but it is showing everywhere on my phone even on my mx player... Me I don't know what to do again....

U never talk wetin u collect frm d gorilla

Truthlord12:
the movie about him on Netflix is really touching.

Baba.. No vex, wats d name of d muvie abeg..
Na dis knd muvies man needs to dey watch for inspirations abeg... Not all dos ones dey do one for one country lyk dat whc lakes virtually everything including creativity

Nollywood lovers.. Avoid me

Soon.. Common man will not even see ordinary bread to take hold body again

shitshappen:
Why Is​ nobody saying anything about pregnancy test result which was in HER HAND, and which could point the EXACT DAY she took in. I don't support premarital sex but bro....

Nd wats ur point den dude?

gwininfo:
just look around you and give the ring to the next beautiful girl,if she refuses It would look like u were playing a prank all along........wisdom would not kill me

It wil not kill u mi brodar

Kokaine:
House wiring.

Its not difficult at all. Learn it using software first before practicals. In three months you can be a good electrician.

But this Canada thing, shey they said you must have some good funds in your account first

Bruh.. Are u into dat, if yes.. Pls.. Quote me back with your contact details pls. Am very much interested in that

peterincredible:
this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

Bruh.. Na so u stingy with punctuation marks.. I almost cry reading this

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rossovu:
Bros if she's changed, straight 100% and her love for you is real...forgive her past and keep her... if we check ourselves kpata kpata nobody innocent.

Bruh.. You talk am all!...

deebee13:
Who did we offend in this country mbok

Arent you d most beautiful black thing

You donminit