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timifakay:
You might like to make a will... Just incase.

Haa, I won't be eating alone, the guy that's eyeing my car will take the lion share. Good he likes free food too.

timifakay:
The choice is yours. Just document and publish how it will do you.

Haaaa, they look alike now, same colour, almost same weight and viscosity. I'll do as you have said Sir

After all the festivity fries and all, my cooking oil finished and man's gotta cook something asap....

So I was thinking, can I use this Oyel for frying eggs?

Oga, people do ride sharing to save cost of fuel, abi na 95naira you dey buy? lol..... It's not everything that we should have ill thoughts toward.

OP you try Gomyway.com if they're still functioning. Journey mercies

MRSHYCAT:
Blowjobs my mannest man!!! Don't worry, 3 to 4 winters from now will tone your skin. Me sef I'm looking for an American queen that fearing God is one of her hubbies.
uncle lionlee216, please don't comeback here if you've not gotten the accent o!!

Twoods baba, me I want to love someone from a different clan, and I am eyeing that your neighbour there. please tell her I'm God fearing too.
Naija babes don tire me abeg. too many blood sucking demons.

You want make Oga Twoods send one hurricane to your location.

Lionlee Congrats Sir. So you sef come dey fear fellow black man? I am not understanding o.

Oga Blowjobs we are waiting for the kids, make e be 50-50 sharing formula o. I just registered for some professional bodies as you suggested, and will likely attend the next annual seminar, Is there any perfect time to apply for Visa?

Abeg no kill person with laughter o.... Iyalaya GNLD

That's how I almost flew from Abuja to Lagos just to make an interview by 10am the following day. Na God say make I google the coy for midnite. Dead body for surplus for that venue

Shine1177:

why you wan kill me with laughter nah? That factory reset got me � :

My brother Na true talk o... Abi Buharinomics no reach your side It seems things are just retrogressive. We must chase happiness and good things of life o

Queenlovely:
Ever since I gave my local bank an idea, the Queue reduced tremendously. Deposit from below 50000 should be taken to bulk room and attended to later.
Depositors with 50k and Above should queue up.
As for the former people. They just submit their money is a transparent box and leave. The cashier would attend to it later

Would this be a UBA branch somewhere in delta state??

Oga Blowjobs, I've been on ghostmode reading this thread from your 1st post, I admire everything 1000%.. How you compose the lines and answer all the questions, to your generosity and not picking offence for some questions and comments way I don help you conq some people already sef.

Congrats Bro on ur marriage. God will definitely enlarge and enrich both of you and take you to great heights.

I would say I've always been a pro-naija but the uncertainties of the last 2 years wan come dey gimme factory reset. and your thread has been a sort of fresh air and relief. I have an MSc, PhD in view (but I never put in much work yet). I studied Physics

As I dey wait for that Mrs wey dey delay, in my early 30s though, what options do I have should I decide to leave naija....

TANTUMERGO007:
And they got no concrete evidence against grass cutter way we see.

If they arrest grasscutter we go still ask them why only northerner Christians

No Chill at all Bro

This one is a punch below the belt.
Waiting for apple to reply

Oildichotomy:
The Landlords still hold the aces

If only we have a functional country and govt with people who put their integrity first and live up to their obligations, all this shouldn't be headache. Don't you think so too Sir?

emmanuelewumi:
The law should give tenants with the means, the option of annual payment rather than monthly or quarterly payments.

The law is two-faced....

Oildichotomy :
Nigerian Laws doesn't really make for good reading and understanding to be honest. They are not explicit and are always subject to interpretations and loopholes that lawyers can exploit and twist to their advantage.
While a part of the law says things like either of the tenant/landlord shall not collect rent in excess of three months, another section 12 is ascribing time-bound tenants like monthly, half-yearly, and yearly tenants which pre-supposes that the payment schedule is actually at the discretion of the initial agreement entered by both parties.

emmanuelewumi:
According to the new tenancy law, it is easier to eject monthly tenants.

Very correct sir.

stixz:
If the terms of the agreement violate the statute, the contract would likely be declared illegal even though the contract was properly formed

I just learnt something new from your post now, is it "likely" or for certainty? If tenants are well informed, then they can take up the case when such matters arises, some people don't bother to read or sick advice before signing the tenancy agreement.

Unless this happens, but lawyers can always twist the law to their favor and even cite previous cases.

Oildichotomy:
Nigerian Laws doesn't really make for good reading and understanding to be honest. They are not explicit and are always subject to interpretations and loopholes that lawyers can exploit and twist to their advantage.

While a part of the law says things like either of the tenant/landlord shall not collect rent in excess of three months, another section 12 is ascribing time-bound tenants like monthly, half-yearly, and yearly tenants which pre-supposes that the payment schedule is actually at the discretion of the initial agreement entered by both parties.

Infact, Landlords can easily spell out how they want their rents to be paid in an agreement and if a tenant append his signature to it, he is duty-bound to follow through with that.

Lawyers can help explain that part better if I didn't just get it Anyways, Landlords still have the upper hand in my opinion

I noticed it too, why give contradictory statements in different sections of the law. More so the agreement part we talked about, without stating if the law supersedes the written agreement when there is a litigation and the tenant has already signed an agreement which may not be to favourable.

In all, it is fair to both parties, I think Landlords who don't depend totally on their property for means of livelihood can easily evict tenants who default, if they stick to monthly or quarterly rent payment.

tycoon3:
Actually am always on ghost mode..I read comments and like some if I feel like I hardly post nor comment..
The only time I went social on this platform is the nairaland beach party of February..its time for change

It's good to come out Bro, you know if you don't shout help or signal that you're drowning, people might think you're one heck of a swimmer doing styles.
I saw a 2yrs old post today which sisioge featured alot, and in less than 6months the said lady was hooked.
You might be the answer to a lovely woman's prayer on here, and get your own prayer's met.

Disneylady:
Well you are right.... we've been seeing testimonies of couple that met on this forum. It could be of advantage too

That's true and it's a good thing. It spurs people who are in ghostmode to come out too. Hopefully we'll get to meet our special half once the pool is full.

Sold! Sold!

supersystemsnig:
I have a chick in Benin on the forum nah... My sister...In fact i have two self... PM me your whatsapp contact, make i make the connection happen

Sent you a Pm Bro.

Disneylady:
Well you are right to some extent..... but do you know there are many ladies out there that posses all these characteristics; brilliance, neatness, beauty, charismatic and lots more that are still searching for the right guy while the dirty, unattractive ones are getting married? Maybe its luck!!!

This is just one issue, where are these ladies exactly? It beats me when I get to read of decent ladies been scammed by through this "I'll marry you fraud". Like for real? And the real guys searching won't get to see them.
Maybe NL is jus one platform where people can connect though.

Disneylady:
My dear, its worrisome

Are you telling me.... Everyday life takes a toll on someone.
Just yesterday we shouted "Happy New Year", and October has finished, and we're still on the search matter.

supersystemsnig:
Too many average female ladies around.. Intelligence is zero

Tell you what, i can help out, if you're in Lag come to the Island...Single females are high on the island...

Ohdear only if I were in Lag, am in Benin... There are quite a handful, but then you know how it is.
I used to have plenty boxes future Mrs ought to tick, but right now, the compromise is so high.

Disneylady:
This marriage issue is becoming serious oooo......Thought its only ladies that are going through this

Is it not thesame sun that shine on both sexes

It's not easy at all o

supersystemsnig:
There are but the bad luck is, one sees some specs in traffic, odd periods one can't do anything about, the feeling makes a guy cringe...

I know that feeling, I saw someone few days ago, before I got to the nearest U-turn and back, madam has disappeared.
I go out, attend some church programs am not invited, even see movies on a solo, hoping to meet that someone that rekindles my splinter... Life is hard

We shall conquer last last

supersystemsnig:
We're in the same boat oh... Taste matters... There are clean ladies, intelligent and all that...finding them is what baffles me... I found one by luck.. Lost it so cheaply recently, i'm still annoyed at how i lost out

So I am not alone afterall... When you have honest convos with some people, they'd be like "Habaa, women are everywhere looking for cool guys like you now" and in my mind, it seems am blind or not within same zip code as the ladies....

I just tire!

You see as a physicist, you can fit any box at all. If you can understand and pass all those laws, the sky is your starting point.
The Civil Service does not discriminate against course of study, if you are fortunate to land a good job at a parastatal.
Then there's the Investment banking, where your analytical skills can be put to good use and excel in this area too.
You can venture into IT also, you may have to take some professional courses though.
If you are good, there's lecturing too, though quite difficult to come by, but anything is posible.
And the almighty Oil & Gas sector is there for you Bro, you have to ace their tests and interviews.

But I must add, this country defies logic at times, apply for scholarships abroad and if you have a shot at leaving, pls do not look back, Run as fast as u can.

Wish you the best.

watchwoman:
Lol actually Sapele road to new Benin

I knew it would transport issue. I see Goddy as a highflyer, but on that bus issue, Oga no try at all...

watchwoman:
Good development, but my grouse with this man is that he is not close to the people neither does he feel their plight unlike oshiomhole,he makes policies without consulting anyone. What This man useless Policies did to me today ehn, I will never forget in a hurry

This ur vexxing ehn.... It's like you trekked from UBTH to Agip under this evening's

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Hardheolar:
this one get príck

Walahii u no weh o