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lalaosky: you fine jor...i nominate my nikkah

https://www.nairaland.com/oahray

Bros, me contest for where u dey? Boy no kno oga again? Save me the embarassment, lemme jus watch sir.

Bluesparkles: Just sent you a mail.

ok

Bluesparkles: damn! Yes. Why are you not contesting?

thanks. Watching is sweeter.

Bluesparkles: https://www.nairaland.com/oahray
please put your pic.

There... Happy now?

Bluesparkles: put your pic

ok... Tell me who you are first.

[quote author=Mynd_44]who?[/quote]em... The bluesparkle or whatever the name is.

Obinoscopy: Ok my pix has been uploaded thanks to u. Whats so special there now?

hmmm... Igbo face. Nice.

Idowuogbo: O gbayi joor! D chosen one! Oya chop am as it dey hot

hehehe... You dey blow my speakers o.
*aside* this babe funny sha

[quote author=Mynd_44]Seriously[/quote]ok, but that babe wants to see your pic. Dnt keep a lady waiting.

Idowuogbo: Yea! I stay dere so AMA rep it anyday.

the only badosky on the whole of Nairaland. Nothing do you jor!

[quote author=Mynd_44]the last time my pic was up, some guys turned gäy, not happening again[/quote]lol. For your mynd ooo.

Bluesparkles: you are not even bold enough to put your real pic.

*confused* Madam, you know me before? That's a real drawing pic of me.

[quote author=Bluesparkles][/quote]you fine sha. Small.

Bluesparkles: https://www.nairaland.com/oahray

who be dis one? Park well o!

Geeez! Why RudySmith go dey stalk and sexua.lly harrass fellow guy like this? I think its clear who the gay is.

Time to sleep... Oya, all of u go to bed now! The thread don dey dull.

Ans his question with a polite 'no'

Idowuogbo: Stop it! Competition for humans not animals. tank u!

kai

@Florena, go check your mail oooooo

Shollypopz: Dude do u really think I didn't expect ppl to pick another candidate to shout for?? hahahahahaha (I laugh in Swahili)

....pressure?? from you?? for florenso?? haahaha, let me laugh again. You should be a comedian, you funny die!!

lol. While laughing, remember to be on your toes babe...

Florena: i beg i don dey here, seen ur marvellous works, really amazed me, i had 2 attend 2 matter of d states, u knw, thumbs up bro
oya take am '2 bottles of chilled crystal champagne' make u cool le le ur body

pm jor

flanrey: Which of em is most qualified?

dem worwor. All of dem.

Lol... Gals... They all have exposed strings dat can be pulled at will.

Shollypopz: LMAO! You were never a terror, not even close. Every campaign re-strategizes but u won't know that cos u're a shouter! Pick another candidate and shout pls, don't make this too easy for me

Lol. I love the effect pressure has on you. We simply made some noise with you guys. You can breath easy now.

abiL: You and your candidate weren't a threat anyway

you wouldnt know a threat even if he had his hand wrapped around you waist. Consult sholly.
And em... You can heave that sigh of relief now.

laykhorn: If i contest, I'm gonna win it 4 sure but, jes kp silent sha

who be this?

Now there is a real strong female contender, make I step down from campaigning. The contest go tough.
@shollypopz and crew, you dnt have to restrategize anymore. Your terror has stepped down.

Obinoscopy: Dude u're handsome. I'm beginning to feel insecure with ma Uju.....lolz

*shocked* which uju be dat? My uju?

lalaosky: nwanyi oma, far be it from me to lie to you, the reigning queen of NL..i was there when royal and london2lasgidi were wrecking havock with there "NIQQA" stuffs and when the flashadrins and corks were rigging with no sympathy.the truth is that i would have lost to those riggers.but i'm ready to leave this competion, just to be by your side....who wouldn't want to do that, enenebe ejene olu?

Bid head, you bin dey sleep for wooing thread?

Redmosquito: SHATTAP DIA

*claps mosquito*
*washing the red patch of gory mess off my hands*

lalaosky: LMAO...you dey craze walayi

ah ah na. No be mosquito e be?

*yawn*
*cutting a slice of sweet unease with a bread knife*