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mukina2:
ok what do you eat/drink?  

God forbids I drink dirty water and eat burnt fish? Even when am drunk with Pammy, I will still have all my senses intact. You wanna kill me abi?  

Go and serve it to PinkPunk or others. I dont drink or eat such.

@ Mrs PinkPunk Mukina2

Your atonement sacrifice materials include Palmwine and barbecue fish

Thanks to wikileaks. We now have  kandiikane pinshure:

https://dc193.4shared.com/img/fOiUWe1j/s7/profoundly-ugly-woman.jpg


Anyone interested in her should go to the nearest Gambia consulate and deposit 10pence. That will cover her bride price and shipment fee.

Dayo this is a kitchen not an hotel.



Mama-gee which one you want nao. nkpobi (Nkwobi) or pepper soup?

kandiikane:
you mean the dentures you found in a landfill embezzled with those diamontes you find in clothes?

Now I understand why your official bride price is less than 10 cents.

kandiikane:
OAM4J aka toothless how is your gum?

Supporting my diamond teeth perfectly

Mrs PinkPunk should stop quoting me, cos I have not been quoting her o. 

Make those who sabi her advice her o.

Source: http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/jonathan-appoints-sarah-jibril-abati-olagunju-12-others-as-special-advisers/94575/




So Reuben Abati is GEJ spokesperson afterall. 

SR got it right then.

Abeg face front, i dey talk to you?

ikamefa:
mu he he he he he

i dey collect groom-price oh berra start paying!

Abeg, even for all the money wey dey this world, if you must choose wive for the fine boy, no choose the one wey don old, get only 3 teeth and wey dey change boyfriends/husbands like underwear.

Thanks. Moved!

Pls continue here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-707188.0.html

snthesis:
no wonder u marry am

Who no like better thing?

mukina2:
finally got your pic . .nice smile Oj toothless
[img]http://haquelebac.files./2010/02/toothless-old-man-2.jpg?w=300&h=323&h=323[/img]

See fine boi, looking segxy at 80  

Just wondering what I was thinking when I agreed to marry this 3-teeth 60yrs old Mukina PinkPunk  

https://babaloud.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bad-teeth.jpg

Please continue here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-704676.0.html

Go and sleep Mrs PinkPunk or is it Mrs Emeka?

leave me jor 

if you wan make i smile with you go get me coret pammy

Go sleep Mrs 3teeth PinkPunk

mukina2:
what teeth? he aint got none

mukina2:
     
Oj Simpson the toothless  

I never permitted u to call me OJ. Only privileged few has the right. I know you have mouth challenge but try its OAM - 4 - J, oya call am

And stop dying over my diamond teeth. Its not my fault you only have 3 teeth.

mukina2:
               

e dey pain you . .shey make u comot am oh  

Who dey laff with you? Mrs PinkPunk Emeka  

kandiikane:
lmaooooooo, omg I will surely deal with you later im off to sleep

Go to bed. but no dream of my diamond teeth o. Good night!  

kandiikane:
Mek e lane quick oo if e stil want di  teeth dem na im mot. .

lool, I think I am the one who will end up sending those teeth in your mouth back to naija

Cant Gambians read? Is that why your bride price is so cheap? i said am not comming to Gambia. I will only send money that will feed the whole clan for hundred years.  

I know you are after my diamond teeth, cos I have shown you people d picture. But na lie, You cant get me.

mukina2:
do i know you?

e get 4lane

No worry, Pinkpunk and Emeka will be glad to have you. They are dying to have you and u don dey grin hehehehe like a girl wey d thing dey hungry am.  

kandiikane:
OAM4J, which kine disrespect be this sef?   I really would like to see you  with your toothless mouth in Gambia after you make that offer

Who tell you say i wan come Gambia sef? I will only send $100 and ask them to pack as many women the money can get inside plane for me.

No i dey talk to your nose

kandiikane:
You dey crace? You still goin by that d4 35 muki said? Go there and tell the woman thats how much you will pay and see if you will not see your teeth back in nigeria 

She is right jor. ok i will double it, infact triple it sef. I wonder what i have been doing all over d places looking for wives, when i cant get a wife for less than 1US$ in Gambia.

mukina2:
wetin? push jor with  your empty mouth

push wetin again, free me jor.  I've not recovered from all the ones i pushed up/down, in/out  the other night. And dont bribe me with any push-push jor

kandiikane:
@OAM4J, I will have to refuse your offer because I like fresh non spoilt men like olives

I have not made any offer yet now, you too dey jump sef. I only said i will consider you.

The attraction was the cheap bride price cos i was thinking i cam marry 12 Gambians at once. 

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I don tell you.  If later you start to use those anti aging beauty creams, no look me ooo[/color]