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[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg8299672#msg8299672 date=1305126683]Did you make that up?  

I'm not sure of the meaning nor the alleged repercussions; I just remember the warning.  So many warnings to us as children.  They figured if we won't learn by gentle scolding, fright and occasional caning will do the trick.

They also used to say all the time, "egbin omi o n pa eniyan." Or something like that.  With all the questionable kanga water and the huge water jugs (ikoko) sometimes harboring [b]creepy crawly thing[/b]s, I can see why that saying had to come into play.  Fear will not stop us from hydrating o jare, heck no![/quote]Nope didnt make it up,  heard about it since i was a kid.

What creepy crawling thing? You mean tanwinji (mosquitoes larvae). They are not poisonous/harmful jor, they are protein and good for your body.

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Phate07:
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A need two bottles of ice-cold beer!
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I'll give you 3 bottles. The 3rd one its on me

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akunta:
Missy, please can i hv a plate of peppery jollof rice with chicken
and a bottle of chilled coke 2 wash it down?
thanks dear, u r 1 in a mil!

There you go! thanks for your patience, enjoy your meal

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^^Dont worry, your food doent taste like Missy B's food. they'll be back.


To MissyB valued customers

Ladies and gentlemen sorry for the delays, Missyb has been running around all because of you (na una wahala dey pursue am about). All the pending orders will be attended to shortly. Thanks for yor patience and understanding. Please always remember that if it is not from Missyb official nairaland's kitchen, it will NEVER taste like it.

Thanks.

Missyb official nairaland's kitchen mangement.

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg8299131#msg8299131 date=1305121631]By the way, does anyone remember being told you shouldn't eat in your dreams?  Some Yoruba thing.  Ewo?  Or maybe it's just me.  hmmm.  The first time I ate in my dream, I understood. /quote]Yes, they said it means you are being initiated into the awo (cult) of awon Iya Osoronga (witches) or The Emeres- Ogbanjes.

^ opportunist

Can someone post the iya alakara pic again pls.

jennykadry:
soooooo na hiaaa debo and ole buruku oam4jenny dey hide abi? running away from soup money, if not say siena and saga dropped sthg na starve i for starve.

odunnu,pls leave my debo no be by force , i cannot fit repeat myself 2wice


@ashewo a.k.a oam4jenny

got ya msg on the other side

Wetin nau? Abeg I dey try make money here as Odunnu's manager, abi no be d money wey i make i go give u shop?

na so your blood and body go just dey hot anytime you see me talk to girls, yet you get 4 of us plus uncountable exs.


HBD!

Enrich

just do another test, possible in a teaching hospital. i wish u all d best.

kandiikane:
@OAM4J Abeg don't worry yourself on that picture, she is an old wretched woman.

If you get a copy of her pinshure, abeg download me o, make I take my korokoro eyes see how she look

[quote author=aloy-emeka link=topic=663697.msg8296069#msg8296069 date=1305076322]If you are proud of yourself, you should post 100% image and not 80% but your chimp nose no gree you. From the image, I can only see the green okrika shirt you purchased from yaba bend down sachs & co plus your dark roasted cigarette lips. [/quote]Dont tell me you are already fantasizing about kissing me. Well the feeling is not mutual yet. May be if I see your picture and your lips looks like [b]kandiikane'[/b]s lips, I wouldn't mind

Remember its not abt me, and i didn't start the comparison. So be bold, show us what you've got else I'll assume you are ugly and unfit to be Ileke idi's maid.

kandiikane:
@sbeezy8, I am not using my mouth but fingers

erm, erm, pls anytime you launch the video, lemme have a copy. Even though am not into kinky stuff, I wouldn't mind watching you at it  

[quote author=aloy-emeka link=topic=663697.msg8296040#msg8296040 date=1305075869]We haven't seen yours, have we?. Remember I didn't say the chics are ugly, they are just there.[/quote]And I didn't compare them with Ileke or anyone but you did. BTW you have seen 4/5 of mine. Can we at least see 3/4 of yours?

sleekman:
As for me I think there should be a law enacted in Nigeria that if u start a 'nucleus' reaction then u must marry whether married or not that way people will either wear their caps b4 exercising or better still be discouraged from even exercising at all. I know Naija has a back door for everything but at least people will learn to zipup or reject the banana.

This doesn't make sense. no pun intended.

Why do we need Missy's or anyone's confirmation to be friends? Except debosky has banned you from having friends

[quote author=aloy-emeka link=topic=663697.msg8291251#msg8291251 date=1305023933]Nothing spectacular about these girls except that they are hotter than Ileke Idi by a long shot. They are like the everyday Nigerian girls roaming the street jobless. It's not as if they are as hot as Yaradua's daughters. They are good looking to sat the least but definitely not hot. Only ugly women like Ileke will find them hot.[/quote]We have seen Ileke Idi pictures, we have seen Ajimobi girls' picture, can we see your own picture so we understand what you are talking about?

kandiikane:
@OAM4J, I appreciate beautiful women and if I use any words like that it just means I am appreciating even more. Don't worry about that someone.

Ok then.

what confirmation?

kandiikane:
Can I not appreciate a woman with out been labelled a lesbian?

But I will answer you question I have bent slightly before.

appreciating is different from a desire to hit  but its a free world no mind me, I only feel someone has not bee doing a good hitting on you. 

^^I tot you are a friend. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

^^ Alright, cos am so hungry and Missy is nowhere to be found, can I come to your house and have dinner with you?

Irrespective of the circumstances that led to the pregnancy, they had a choice of aborting the pregnancy and not many will know about it, but they chose to give a soul a chance.

Knowing fully well that there are some men out there who will scorn them for having a child out of wedlock, but they despised the shame and went ahead to have the child.

It is easier to abort than to have a child out of wedlock, for that they have my love, support and respect. And yes I can marry one.

^^ I am too hungry to start searching for someone in a cave.

can you cook for me and take care of me tonight, pending her return?

kandiikane:
Pretty. Especially the one on the right. Good thing I have no sisters don't want them outshining me in that department. Only my children should

Just like PhysicsMD wrote"I'd hit it"

Are you a lesbian?

Katsumoto:


What title is that?

BTW, Fstrangers tactic of always looking for fight will make everyone else battle weary soon enough. He needs to be sent on exile.

As soon as the kingmakers decide i will let you know your chieftaincy title. Just keep doing the good research you are doing.

Fstranger must continue to look for fight/battles else he ceases to be Balogun aka Warrior. It is in winning battles that the kingdom expands and enemies are made to bow to the king.

bad guy. now i support his probe.