Tool size?
What kinda tools do you work with?

Oral, anal and hard tools I've got the full package

Could you be more specific Mister?

Woman's best friend: THE DYK

Anyway, I just wanted you to know that mine is 5 inches longer than debosky's and thrice as fat. I heard you like big dyks:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-608600.0.html

Dont try to out do Debosky, you only be wasting time.
Debosky's the standard measurement. Smaller than his? Too small, bigger than his? Too big.
He's my best fit.
Now go fill out your application and wait for your turn!

I'll get u the filled form tomorrow.
Meanwhile, sweet dreams . . . Gotta catch some sleep. If u want, u can join me for d night to test run my tools. I heard debosky travelled

Odunnu:

You always talk in parables chica. Break it down babez. What guy and whose guy is he?

hunkyjohn:

Woman's best friend: THE DYK

Anyway, I just wanted you to know that mine is 5 inches longer than debosky's and thrice as fat. I heard you like big dyks:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-608600.0.html

How disrespectful - no wonder you don't have a chance.

Odunnu is a lady, not just someone to fulfill your lusts.

^^Shuorrr. . .ashiri ti tu!

debosky:

How disrespectful - no wonder you don't have a chance.

Odunnu is a lady, not just someone to fulfill your lusts.

I respect her so much and I also know what she needs. She`s a real woman.

Ok, Let`s be civil about this. I have added a poll. If you win, I will not go to court.

hunkyjohn:

Ok maybe my target is too high. I'll start from the bottom and work my way up. How do I get to be on your list? Any forms to fill or do I have to perform some ritual?

[s]While I plot how to eliminate debosky [/s]

Hope you watch American movies? you need to start by eliminating the weaker boyfriends from bottom up, with that, i guarantee you success if you ever want to taste the puddle.


@Odunnu

Well it's "stagnant", got news for you, you know how we do it? hit me up ok?

Iya Basira's buka would be fine and having the jamz from mallam audu's radio would be awesome.
We'l eat and dance!

hunkyjohn:

I respect her so much and I also know what she needs. She`s a real woman.

Ok, Let`s be civil about this. I have added a poll. If you win, I will not go to court.

Which kain crooked poll is this?

Wayo boy. . . .not only are you a randy animal, you are a 19 boy as well.

Pweety.

Hey Loff.
*gives him a hug*

debosky:

Which kain crooked poll is this?

Wayo boy. . . .not only are you a randy animal, you are a 19 boy as well.

Pweety. 

Now that I'm winning, you say it's rigging. If you were winning, it would have been free and fair! Let's be objective. 

If you win, I won't go to court and I agree to serve as your houseboy ([s]But be aware that my middle name is Goodluck[/s])

Una still dey here?

Anyway am Odunnu's manager. if you are interested in her, the application form is $14,000.00 only

Hurry now cos only few application forms are left, most of the new senators and governors dey rush the form like hot cake, all of them wan make Odunnu dem 1st lady

If no be say madam patience no wan second wife, our presido sef no go mind to apply especially for the good work odunnu did for him during the campaign.

soooooo na hiaaa debo and ole buruku oam4jenny dey hide abi? running away from soup money, if not say siena and saga dropped sthg na starve i for starve.

odunnu,pls leave my debo no be by force , i cannot fit repeat myself 2wice


@ashewo a.k.a oam4jenny

got ya msg on the other side

Haba JK, only you?
Sagamite, OAM4J,Siena and now Debosky.
How do you manage and stil come out looking fly?
As per your imaginary r'shp with Debosky, please let it remain that way-imaginary! I'l hate to share him with any one including you!

LOOK this si not funny. Busybody can talk in the hospital, she will tell you what I did to her because she wouldn't leave debo alone. Debo amongst other things is my professional g-string and ko-stay bra washer. Look elsewhere dammit  

And yes I am looking fly because debo's young blood is keeping me going

jennykadry:

soooooo na hiaaa debo and ole buruku oam4jenny dey hide abi? running away from soup money, if not say siena and saga dropped sthg na starve i for starve.

odunnu,pls leave my debo no be by force , i cannot fit repeat myself 2wice


@ashewo a.k.a oam4jenny

got ya msg on the other side

Wetin nau? Abeg I dey try make money here as Odunnu's manager, abi no be d money wey i make i go give u shop?

na so your blood and body go just dey hot anytime you see me talk to girls, yet you get 4 of us plus uncountable exs.


HBD!

@ OAM4J, what discount can u offer me? I've sold some of my assets to raise half the cash already.

^^Abeg no fall my hand o!, is this how you go dey ask for discount for owo obe (soup money) if oduunu gree for u and she wan go market?

If you are not up to the man, make you free Odunnu, she is till managing debosky till we land the big guy.

See, a babe like Odunnu comes only once in a generation, having Odunu is like having an hausa girl + Igbo girl + South South girl + Yoruba girl, all in one.

I just got an intent of interst from one Oga Sambo sef, he wan make Oduunu his new 'amaria'. Pls dont ask me which oga Sambo.

I understand what I'm bidding for but u know say man must negotiate! I just bought her a cruise ship and I'm planning to surprise her with a private jet soon so try understand my position.

Because you bought a cruise ship and you wan buy jet you are now broke Just $14K o, we are not even talking about the bride price yet.

See I bought an Island for My girl on Valentine's day, yet I change her private jet and cars every six months.


_{BTW dont you think you need to lemme also know your other moniker(s), to earn my favour}

*sings for Debosky* Nothing is gonna change my love for you. . .
@OAM4J: Keep strategising, I know the intents and purpose of your heart

Muhehehehehe. Try make me another offer. That matter na bedroom issue.

@ Odunnu, can you make me your house boy? I will gladly accept.

Talk to my darling husband, he's the HRM of the home

Usually, the woman presents the case. Just tell him u need to spend more time taking care of yourself. Tell him u don't want a house girl cos u don't trust em. (But please don't tell him my middle name is Goodluck)

My middle name aint Turai, so there's no houseboy vacancy for 'Goodluck'