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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Sanusi Gone, Oshiomole Gone, Who Is Next? — Ask Fani Kayode by Obainoneandonly(m): 9:54pm On Mar 13, 2020
APCNig:
What is Femi Fani Kayode's profession? What is his occupation? Is he a professional public affairs commentator?
what's your own profession..... Let's know yours first before we can tell you his

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Celebrities / Re: Twitter Erupts As Nigerians Compare Patience Ozokwor To Iya Gbonkan by Obainoneandonly(m): 9:45pm On Mar 13, 2020
If they should put it to a vote, patience ozorkwo will come up top.... Only people from the south west watches yoruba movies, while patience is national.... It dosent matter if she played more wicked roles in movie, the most important thing is who's more popular... Mind you this is the first time am hearing of her and I do watch yoruba movie sometimes

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Legend "Agbako" Turns 95 by Obainoneandonly(m): 10:00pm On Feb 17, 2020
Yohh:

Rumor confirmed it that he only once dated the mother before Baba Wasila was born.
so there's high probability that he's the father of OGANLA
Celebrities / Re: Alleged Gay Filmaker, Uzee Caught Gossiping With Churchill About Tonto Dikeh by Obainoneandonly(m): 7:05pm On Feb 17, 2020
But come to think of it, this guy is on tonto's side.... He's pleading with Churchill to drop the law suit against her, because he knows that if he peoceed with it, Tonto will pay dearly.... If na me be Tonto I go thank the guy CODEDLY
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Legend "Agbako" Turns 95 by Obainoneandonly(m): 6:58pm On Feb 17, 2020
Rumor has it that he's the father of PASUMA WONDER
Foreign Affairs / Re: Saudi Women Smoke In Public To ‘complete’ Their Freedom by Obainoneandonly(m): 1:25pm On Feb 16, 2020
Freedom is very sweet... They should ban the hijab and niqab if they want us to take them serious.......

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Romance / Re: How I Met And Brokeup With My Beautiful Edo Girlfriend. by Obainoneandonly(m): 11:20am On Feb 16, 2020
chatinent:
I read your epistle from top to bottom, and here are few observations:
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1. You were dating yourself. She only was there to turn you from a Current Account to a Savings Account.
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2. Never give a girl you aren't married to any money if she conditions you that she is your responsibility. Never be nice to girls feeling entitled.
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3. Never think it's manly to carter for transportation for yourself and a girl anytime you both ply a route together. You may see it as being gentlemanly. That's poo; they see it as foolery.
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4. I'm sure she saved your name on her phone with "Emeka 5k Hard To Get." Don't think I'm a prophet; no girl is really worth it.
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5. She was not single. You were just another boyfriend ATM-elect.

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I could have decided to flog the hell outta you for effing up so bad on this girl, but I just forgave you.
you are a comfirm OG

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Phones / Re: Former US Drone Operator Says US Military Is ‘worse Than The Nazis’ by Obainoneandonly(m): 9:00am On Feb 10, 2020
What he didn't know is that, that small boy is a potential terrorist that might be worse than Osama bin laden.... If he's not happy, maybe he should join them.
Phones / Re: Former US Drone Operator Says US Military Is ‘worse Than The Nazis’ by Obainoneandonly(m): 8:59am On Feb 10, 2020
What he didn't know is that, that small boy is a potential terrorist that might be worse than Osama bin laden.... Good riddance

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu And Politics Of Okada Ban by Obainoneandonly(m): 8:54am On Feb 10, 2020
These people ride bike in the day and rob in the night..... The next move should be to clear all the people residing under the bridges of the state...their next move would be to start robbing people of thero valuables since they have no means of surviving, and 99% of them reside under the bridge
Celebrities / Re: Teen Called Out For Wearing A Bikini After Running From Saudi To Canada by Obainoneandonly(m): 9:08pm On Feb 06, 2020
She's now free from life of slavery and manipulation....... Welcome to the free world

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Crime / Re: PHOTOS: Boko-aboki Caught With Explosive In Kaduna Church by Obainoneandonly(m): 7:24pm On Feb 03, 2020
igbokwenu90:
.... We are not sure what he was promised to be given BECAUSE this one na CHRISTIAN Boko Haram grin grin grin
he probably got converted days or weeks before he went on the suicide mission....... There's nothing as a Christian suicide bomber... All that we know of are all muslims
Sports / Re: Zlatan Says This, Muslims Get Triggered And Wish Him Corona Virus by Obainoneandonly(m): 7:41pm On Feb 02, 2020
TheExecutioner:
Abi o! What's funny is that Zlatan was codedly trying to scold those people who do evil in the name of God. He didn't mention any particular religion, but the natural guilty reaction from the headslammers was very immediate. grin

Even without specifically mentioning their name all you have to do is mention their characteristics and they will immediately know themselves grin



don't mind those mofos.... Na guilty conscience dey do them
Sports / Re: Zlatan Says This, Muslims Get Triggered And Wish Him Corona Virus by Obainoneandonly(m): 5:31pm On Feb 02, 2020
These people won't cease to amaze me... They always show their foolishness at any given opportunity.... Zlatan is right, God has no religion
Fashion / Re: Pretty Ex-muslim Yasmine Muhammad Celebrates #NoHijab Day & Twitter Reacts by Obainoneandonly(m): 5:27pm On Feb 02, 2020
This is total freedom... You dictate what you wear or how you look, not to cover up yourself like someone that want to rob a bank..... They keep the women on locks and chain just for one sole purpose "SEX"... Once they have control over you and your body, then they have control over the PUNA... Their prophet did it and he worked for him, so are his followers

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Crime / Re: PHOTOS: Boko-aboki Caught With Explosive In Kaduna Church by Obainoneandonly(m): 5:14pm On Feb 02, 2020
Nickshrapnel:
I wonder how much they pay this idiots, how can you convince me to go commit suicide-murder? The people up there needs education angry
he was promised 40 virgins when he dies and goes to hell.... Useless dumbfucks, later one useless person will come and say that he dosent represent Islam, as if their prophet didn't do worse
Crime / Re: Suicide Bomber Caught With Explosives Bomb In Living Faith Church Kaduna | Bestx by Obainoneandonly(m): 5:09pm On Feb 02, 2020
Later some mofos will say that he dosent represent Islam, as if their prophet didn't do worse
Crime / Re: Suicide Bomber Caught With Explosives Bomb In Living Faith Church Kaduna | Bestx by Obainoneandonly(m): 5:08pm On Feb 02, 2020
If I was part of the congregation, I would just take him quietly to one corner and strangle him till he dies then hand over the corpse to the police
Romance / Re: Wet BBNAIJA Mercy Shares Bikini Pictures, See Her Backside. PHOTOS by Obainoneandonly(m): 5:04pm On Feb 02, 2020
See confirm ukwu.... As an "ass" guy, I would rate it 8/10

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Celebrities / Re: Top 8 Curviest Female Celebrities That Toppled Omotola Jalade,no 8 Is No Go Area by Obainoneandonly(m): 5:02pm On Feb 02, 2020
vanida6:
and hell will welcome u sweetly grin
who told you there's hell.... Don't be deceived, enjoy here now or gnash your teeth later for not doing so
Celebrities / Re: Top 8 Curviest Female Celebrities That Toppled Omotola Jalade,no 8 Is No Go Area by Obainoneandonly(m): 4:04pm On Feb 02, 2020
There are some things worth dying for in this life... You see these bootilicious damsels , I fit die on top their matter
Politics / Re: All Keke Napep In V.I, Lagos Removed Their Roofs On Their Way Out Of Lagos. VIDE by Obainoneandonly(m): 7:22pm On Feb 01, 2020
They SHOULD switch to "KOROPE"

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Romance / Re: Tailor Sponsors Girlfriend In University, She Gets Pregnant For Course Mate by Obainoneandonly(m): 8:12pm On Jan 29, 2020
Na to kill her ni o.... No time to waste time
Sports / Re: Positions For Africa Countries In FIFA World Cup Out': Nigeria In Group C by Obainoneandonly(m): 9:41pm On Jan 21, 2020
16yearsold:
Please has Rohr been sacked
why you want make them sack am
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Have You Ever Been Asked A 'weird' Question During A Job Interview?share Yours. by Obainoneandonly(m): 9:35pm On Jan 21, 2020
Walked in for the interview and the guy just keep staring at me for like 10mimutes without uttering any word...... Later found out he was testing my patience

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerians Assists A Man Who Lost His Means Of Livelihood & Certificates To Fire by Obainoneandonly(m): 8:18pm On Jan 17, 2020
You no well
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Signs ₦1.17 Trillion 2020 Budget Into Law by Obainoneandonly(m): 8:42pm On Dec 31, 2019
No state, I repeat no state in the whole federation can stand Lagos toe to toe on all ramifications...... Lagos state is a federal government on its own

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