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Sports / Re: Have U Heard This Before by Obainoneandonly(m): 10:04am On Jul 19, 2019
funny die

Family / Re: Couple Adopts Son From Nigeria by Obainoneandonly(m): 9:51am On Jul 19, 2019
the boy has escape this shithole and his future is as bright as the star. how I wish my ancestors knew better and allowed themselves be taking as slave back then,by now i would be somewhere in DC chilling with the trumps. only if they knew better
Politics / Re: Buhari's Supporters Are Unpatrotic, Hate Nigeria (photo) by Obainoneandonly(m): 9:21am On Jul 19, 2019
you can't see d mofo on dis thread
Celebrities / Re: See What Funke Akindele Will Look Like When She Is Old by Obainoneandonly(m): 3:19pm On Jul 18, 2019
Gryffindor:

VIOLA DAVIS you mean?
my gee

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Sports / Re: The Bench Is Not For Samuel Kalu by Obainoneandonly(m): 8:36am On Jul 18, 2019
I agree with you but the problem is that there are so many talents in the current squad. what we need is to organise friendly matches and see d ones dat should be on the starting 11. for me IWOBI should start from bench and AINA should get a regular start
Celebrities / Re: See What Funke Akindele Will Look Like When She Is Old by Obainoneandonly(m): 8:09am On Jul 18, 2019
she looks like Annalise Keating in the last pic

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Romance / Re: Two Nigerian Gay Boys Has Officially Taken To IG To Declare Their Endless Love by Obainoneandonly(m): 7:59am On Jul 18, 2019
TANID:
Please I'm Serious About This Question, How Do Thier D!<k Rise During Sex Time.
that's d question have been trying to ask since. because as a straight guy I only get arouse when I see d curvy shape of a girl or her boobs or just the puzzzzyyy. but what this faggggots sees in a man that arouses them still baffles me

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Celebrities / Re: Curvy Slay Queen To Wizkid - "I Want To Be Ur Assurance Baby, Like Davido & Chi" by Obainoneandonly(m): 7:51am On Jul 18, 2019
I see nothing special about this mgbeke. no celebrity will look her way. she should be happy she's just a regular girl

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Youth Group Gives Buhari 14 Days Ultimatum by Obainoneandonly(m): 6:04am On Jul 16, 2019
Nigerians with their ultimatums. after all nothing will happen afterwards. we all know how it always goes down. ONU ONU

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Romance / Re: Big Boobs Or Small Boobs, Which Type Of Girls Do You Prefer And Why? by Obainoneandonly(m): 10:17pm On Jul 15, 2019
am not a boobs guy but something like this is what I will definitely consider dying for

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Crime / Re: Lady Bites Boyfriend’s Manhood To Avoid Rape In Lagos, Police Arrest Her by Obainoneandonly(m): 4:03pm On Jul 13, 2019
cococandy:
You were obviously there and saw what happened
I guess u were there too to believe her fake story

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Crime / Re: Lady Bites Boyfriend’s Manhood To Avoid Rape In Lagos, Police Arrest Her by Obainoneandonly(m): 3:11pm On Jul 13, 2019
cococandy:
If he wanted to have sex and she said no, then it’s rape. That’s how
naija guys don't tell their babes that they want to have sex beforehand. we just initiate it by smooching first then skirt and other wares later. Dats how we have been doing it and am sure that's wat bro Johnson did and he's been accused of rape. rape my foot. the girl is just angry dat he didnt help her out with her CV. Nothing like rape happened. it was consensual
Crime / Re: Lady Bites Boyfriend’s Manhood To Avoid Rape In Lagos, Police Arrest Her by Obainoneandonly(m): 3:03pm On Jul 13, 2019
d girl is a liar. pkekus wey bro Johnson don dey knack for d past 6months Na im she come dey lay allegation of rape for the bro head. anybody dat believed her is also capable of doing what she did
Politics / Re: Police Hunt For Shiite Members, Arrest Scores by Obainoneandonly(m): 6:57pm On Jul 09, 2019
Ostrogoth:


Yeah, its more like " you wanna get your deek wet, you gotta get your hands derry+(dirty)!���
your head is dia my broda

Politics / Re: Police Hunt For Shiite Members, Arrest Scores by Obainoneandonly(m): 6:14pm On Jul 09, 2019
Ostrogoth:


You think getting 72 virgins is just bread and beans? You gotta work for it, men!
their god be like "YOU MUST WORK LIKE JAKKY BEFORE YOU CAN GET THE PUNNANY". my broda no b small thing. its all about d pusssyy
Politics / Re: Police Hunt For Shiite Members, Arrest Scores by Obainoneandonly(m): 6:10pm On Jul 09, 2019
NOL2dworld:
Islam religion of peace grin

The only language they understand is violent.. Quran 9:29

Quran 2:191 --- kill them wherever u found them.
Quran 8: 12- 17 --- I will cast terror unto the disbelieve.

The only religion that advise U to beat up your wife.. Quran 4:34 grin

The only religion that kills just because u criticized them.. Ibn Ishaq 675-676..

A true definition of a religion of peace. grin

truth they say is bitter but u definitely hit dis nail on the head. you are 100 percent correct. thunder fire anybody dat will quote you and say something contrary

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: Busola Dakolo Was Not Raped By Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo, She Lied by Obainoneandonly(m): 6:05am On Jul 09, 2019
a sane person knows dat she wasn't raped. maybe d man promised her marriage back then and now dat she sees him been so successful she then thought now is d right time for payback

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Crime / Re: Man Promises N250K To Anyone Who Finds Thief Who Stole His Bag In Fidelity Bank by Obainoneandonly(m): 6:01am On Jul 09, 2019
they should try and make d picture more clearer if they want anyone to help.them
Crime / Re: Kano Man Stabbed By His Wife Opens Up, Shows Evidence Of Her Sending Nudes by Obainoneandonly(m): 5:59am On Jul 09, 2019
where are d nudes. Dats wat brought me here

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Crime / Re: Update: Six Realeased Out Of The Ten Boys Arrested Watching A Match, Collects 5k by Obainoneandonly(m): 8:39pm On Jul 07, 2019
Ijawwomaninoyo:


Is football viewing centres not people's business? When did it become a crime watching football?
d tin fire me

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Crime / Re: Update: Six Realeased Out Of The Ten Boys Arrested Watching A Match, Collects 5k by Obainoneandonly(m): 8:01pm On Jul 07, 2019
they entered our street this afternoon while the US NETHERLAND game was ongoing. come and see people running helter skelter.
Romance / Re: I Met Her On Facebook NOT Knowing Is My Girlfriend Sister by Obainoneandonly(m): 12:43pm On Jul 07, 2019
statistics1:
feck her, feck her sis. feck her again, feck her sis again. keep fecking both
feck anything feckable. life's too short to be thinking about trivial issues

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Romance / Re: Vagina Of A Woman Is Poisonous, Wash With Alcohol Or Spirit Before Sucking by Obainoneandonly(m): 1:06am On Jul 07, 2019
Junkie1:
AS LONG AS THE PVSSY DOESN'T HAVE FUNNY TASTE OR BAD SMELL AMMA EAT IT LIKE WATERMELON
nothing do u bro

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Kick Against Nicki Minaj Performing In Saudi Arabia by Obainoneandonly(m): 12:15pm On Jul 05, 2019
its thunder,sango,amadioha and sopona dat will strike all of them criticizing her and d Saudi government. so its only dem dat like good things.
the Saudis are becoming more liberal and sees d world different but some useless Nigerians still want them to be practicing ancient culture while them have fully embrace civilisation

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Romance / Re: My Pvssy is For Every Man by Obainoneandonly(m): 12:02pm On Jul 05, 2019
one of the most cheapest thing in the street right now is pvvssy. even with a loaf of bread you can get laid.nobody fit do shakara for me. "COW WEY TRAVEL GO AMERICA NA FOR INSIDE CON BEEF HE GO TAKE COME BACK"

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