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Celebrities / Re: Kanye West & Wife Bianca Walk Barefooted In Italy (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 9:38pm On Aug 04, 2023 |
Kanye be making very strong moves lately. I'm really happy for how Kanye is turning everything around now, with Bianca by his side. But he should prolly think about getting a restraining order against Kim. Kanye a billionaire again. Bianca bringing out the best version of Kanye, while not being needy of social media attention. Even North loving Bianca more by the day... Eat your heart out, Kim! 23 Likes 4 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Gets Dumped By Ryan Taylor, Oyibo Fiance by ObaKlaz: 9:10pm On Jul 15, 2023 |
Like... Not like I didn't see it coming! 2 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: Is Masturbation Responsible For Lack Of Progress In My Music Career (pics) by ObaKlaz: 9:04pm On Jul 15, 2023 |
I hate to do this, bro.... But your music sucks. Your lyrics are wacky too, ditto your vocals. And the name D'Bull... Like what the fawk! That song of yours ranks amongst the worst songs I've heard thus far this year. With your nursery school rhymes and flows. 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: Nigerian Pilgrim Returns $80,000 To Owner In Saudi by ObaKlaz: 6:10am On Jul 09, 2023 |
Mrfixiit:OK, asshole... Hushpuppi and Invictus Obi too. |
Travel / Re: Nigerian Pilgrim Returns $80,000 To Owner In Saudi by ObaKlaz: 9:19pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
Travel / Re: Nigerian Pilgrim Returns $80,000 To Owner In Saudi by ObaKlaz: 5:04pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
SOSinNigeria: Yes o! Especially like this fraud, with her nose like vacuum cleaner, parading fake result with her full chest. 63 Likes 10 Shares
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Travel / Re: Nigerian Pilgrim Returns $80,000 To Owner In Saudi by ObaKlaz: 4:33pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
Well... We all can't be Mmesoma Ejikeme or Slawormir and their likes. Let some Nigerian youths stumble upon that kind of 'miracle money', na to dey buy latest iPhones and designers up and down. And of course, their silly GLK cravings. Lazy youths everywhere calling themselves 'content creators' but know NADA about being a wealth creator. Thank you jor, Alhaja! A good one for herself and for the thoroughly battered image of the country. 132 Likes 15 Shares |
Travel / Nigerian Pilgrim Returns $80,000 To Owner In Saudi by ObaKlaz: 4:23pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
A Nigerian pilgrim from Bungudu Local Government Area of Zamfara State, Aishatu y’an Guru Nahuce, has returned $80,000 she found to the owner in Saudi Arabia.https://dailytrust.com/nigerian-pilgrim-returns-lost-80000-in-saudi/ 41 Likes 6 Shares
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Music/Radio / Re: Which Song Would You Sing At Karaoke's Night? by ObaKlaz: 12:46pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
Lemar - If There's Any Justice in the World. Bruno Mars - It Will Rain. Bruno Mars - Runaway NeYo - So Sick. Brandy - True. Give me a solid Saxophonist and I'll own D'banj's ''Fall in Love also! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Citizens Arrested For Drug Trafficking In Seychelles by ObaKlaz: 1:52pm On Jul 03, 2023 |
Nwane, Seychelles must be developed. |
Nairaland / General / Re: PHOTOS: Sex Workers React As Fire Guts Osun Brothel Where ‘men Pay N1000 Per Cum by ObaKlaz: 10:20am On Jun 30, 2023 |
One business center down! Osun state? I remember Angle 90, Morak Hotel and RiverSide at night in Osogbo. Fire must visit those ones too. |
Music/Radio / Re: Simi - Stranger (Official Video) by ObaKlaz: 3:03pm On Jun 18, 2023 |
It's got this 'Gone for Good' (one of her songs) feel to it. Nothing new here, but good vocal delivery as almost usual. 1 Like 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Black Cinderella Calls On Kenyan Ashawos To Come & Protect Nigerian Customers by ObaKlaz: 3:08pm On Jun 17, 2023 |
Nonsense Kenya sef don grow wings. Dem wan dey use us shine. But mehn, their women get yansh eeh! Their yansh dey heavy well well like Marcopolo bus tyres. Na so one of them shoot me request on FB last year. I survey her profile first. Lawd! Ìdí tí sisí yen carry mehn is 3 much! We got talking like that, no time. Me wey no dey take eye see big yansh pérén! Èmi l'áyé mi! She say make I enta Kenya make we link up, me sef no dull am. I locate her for Nakuru laslas. Hot lashings follow. The babe na goddess! Day four, she come dey introduce me to her people - that's the point where I decided I'd had enough of her. She treated me real good though. No levels for Kenyans. People wey dey try too had to be Nigerians. See dis one even dey use our lingua "Ashawo". 21 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Lists President Tinubu’s Achievements In One Week by ObaKlaz: 6:20pm On Jun 06, 2023 |
Sycophancy begins in earnest. Be a 'praise and worship singer' to get your next meal. |
Travel / Re: This Is The Beautiful Kaduna City (pictures) by ObaKlaz: 12:57pm On May 24, 2023 |
Still very third world. 2 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING: King Charles III Crowned Monarch Of The United Kingdom Of Britain by ObaKlaz: 1:20pm On May 06, 2023 |
I was waiting for Tiwa Savage to sing, "Sex tape ò le b'ayé mi jé! 🍆🍑😛 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: PICTORIAL: Pastor Adeboye Meets Gov. Adeleke, Anoints Him by ObaKlaz: 10:27am On Apr 29, 2023 |
Strafudeen:I hate to drag people's parents into issues, but you're only a reflection of your ''Useless old fullish stoopid tribalist Religious conman'' parents who are of no repute. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: My Trust Has Broken Down Completely – Soyinka by ObaKlaz: 1:52pm On Apr 04, 2023 |
NaijaSumigan:Me, hope on Tinubu?? 😃😃 Far from it, buddy. I don't even have much to lose in Nigeria (if you catch my drift). But if you think the outcome of the election is going to be upturned in the courts, then you should wake up and smell the coffee; that ain't gonna happen! You can only hope that Tinubu would be a lesser evil than Buhari, as it is. |
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: My Trust Has Broken Down Completely – Soyinka by ObaKlaz: 7:11am On Apr 04, 2023 |
Don't worry, Prof. Àgbàdo and cassava have pivotal roles to play in contributing to the growth of our GDP. On a sober note, even though Tinubu isn't the best or a Maverick, he's definitely NOT mediocre when it comes to governing or governance; let's face it. Let's just hope he stays in the right frame of mind and body and rally the best hands and brains around himself. 16 Likes |
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Becomes The Most-capped Men's International Player In History by ObaKlaz: 10:47am On Mar 24, 2023 |
Has anyone noticed how very active Pendu's PR machine and fanboys have been on SM these days, with fake stats and quotes, just to make the camel man 🐪 look good and keep him in the already foreclosed GOAT debate Too little, too late! Last kick of a dying The little man from Rosario is enthroned, crowned and weilds football's scepter of authority already, sitting far above GOAT pretenders and impostors like Obembe Tosin's goat! 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Messi Splashes Out £175k On 35 Gold Iphones For World Cup-winning Squad by ObaKlaz: 11:29pm On Mar 02, 2023 |
Numerouno94:Present and accounted for, colors and all! 🙂 Just being passive here these days. Haillings, baba! 👍✌️ |
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Won Saudi Pro League Player Of The Month For February With 8 Goals 2 Ass by ObaKlaz: 1:30pm On Mar 01, 2023 |
He was shown on the screen last night at FIFA's The Best Awards. Guess what? He was on THE BENCH! 😂😂😂 All these years of throwing subs at Messi with that ex-hooker sister of his, only to end up being in Camel League, while Messi has cemented his superiority over him FOREVER. I don't have any bit of pity for this self important male diva!!! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: CR7 Scores His Second Hat-trick In Three Games To Put Al-nassr 3-0 Up Half Time by ObaKlaz: 6:49pm On Feb 25, 2023 |
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Education / Re: Uniben Students Beat Up Soldie who assaulted a Female Student At an ATM in Benin by ObaKlaz: 4:18pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
Jestin:Edo no be bala bulu! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Lady unknowingly Had 2 Kids For Her Son (Photo, Video) by ObaKlaz: 3:16pm On Jan 15, 2023 |
Now, that's a real motherfawker. 30 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: See The Horrifying Moment Villagers Cut-open A Giant Python's Stomach......... by ObaKlaz: 7:48am On Jan 15, 2023 |
This shit has been on the internet for a while now - old stuff. What piques my curiosity is why the python had to first strip the man off his trousers (maybe to check out the man's 'lower python' ) before making a meal of him. |
Religion / Re: Mike Bamiloye Cautions Christians Paying Tithe From Their Sports Bet Wins by ObaKlaz: 7:53am On Jan 13, 2023 |
Hypocrisy is everywhere. Even some pastors would accept your cash and 'fem', even though they knew you're a kidnapper. I know many Oloshoes who pay tithes faithfully and a lot of G'Boys who donate large sums to churches. What they fail to understand is that if God doesn't accept YOUR PERSON, there's no way He's accepting your offerings, tithes and donations. You only gave to Pastors and churches, NOT TO GOD. 51 Likes 4 Shares |
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by ObaKlaz: 8:52pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
The kind of pain Messi and Argentina are giving Pendu and his useless followers.... It's like beating up someone so bad, then inflicting cuts all over them and rubbing lemon juice on those cuts. Serious painment! Sifia pains! Shout out to all fans and lovers of the one true G.O.A.T, Lionel Andres Cuccitini MESSI! Na we get this World Cup. No shaking!!! 17 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by ObaKlaz: 8:42pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
triple996:Those b.it. ches are still busy barking, "How's that a penalty?" 4 Likes |
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by ObaKlaz: 8:21pm On Dec 13, 2022 |
Almighty God, let Argentina win the world cup and put an everlasting gap between Messi, the football genius and those who are just goal poachers, Instagram slay kings and underwear models. In your name WE pray... AMEN!!!! 9 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: SHOCKING! Man Divorces Wife Because She Is Too Beautiful by ObaKlaz: 3:30pm On Dec 12, 2022 |
Like 'fugly' females won't/don't cheat and fawk all typa dicks. Insecure little man! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: The Man With The Longest Nose In History - Meet Thomas Wedders (video) by ObaKlaz: 1:33pm On Dec 12, 2022 |
A4alpha:The man carry spare gbola for face. 2 Likes |
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