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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Singer, Sky B's Grace To Grass Story (Video) by ObaKlaz: 1:13pm On May 12
Na dat sapa blue coat wey him dey wear now dey pain me pass.

Him come resemble Charles Inojie now.
πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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Travel / Re: Video Of Lagosians Being Arrested For Failing To Use A Pedestrian Bridge by ObaKlaz: 2:28pm On Apr 20
Even the silly 'arresters' go dey try cross very busy 'express' when off-duty, only for Ogun to jam dem.
The same sets of human 'beans' would obediently use pedestrian bridges in cities outside the shores of Nigeria/Africa.

The second picture, though... E con be like say the officer dey ready to administer standing doggy. πŸ™ƒπŸ˜‹

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Religion / Re: Dr Paul & Dr Mrs Becky Paul-enenche Still My Parents ~ Vera Anyim by ObaKlaz: 6:37am On Apr 16
You sef, ehn... You bagged a BSc Law degree, only you. cheesy cheesy

Seriously now, you have to validate your Law degree by sueing that man o. Even he, can't take the kind of embarrassment he put you through.
Religion / Re: Dunamis Church Still My Church ~ Vera Anyim by ObaKlaz: 6:35am On Apr 16
You sef, ehn... You bagged a BSc Law degree, only you. grin grin

Seriously now, you have to validate your Law degree by sueing that man o. Even he, can't take the kind of embarrassment he put you through.
Politics / Re: Over 1,000 Kidnapped Victims So Far Rescued Without Ransom β€” FG by ObaKlaz: 6:29am On Apr 16
Lamba

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Computers / Re: Man In Pains After Scammer Sold Him "Apple Tile" Disguised As Macbook by ObaKlaz: 4:08pm On Apr 15
The first man to use Apple Tile Pro Max. cheesy grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Barcelona: UCL (2 - 3) On 10th April 2024 by ObaKlaz: 8:51pm On Apr 10
osazsky:
I taught mbabe said it was messi and Neymar that was hindering him from shining..how come he turns to ghost in dis match..this guy na scam ,over rated and over pampared
I even thought he wasn't playing initially. Sheikh Mbappe. tongue

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Politics / Re: Kano Court Fixes April 17 For Ganduje, Wife, Son’s Arraignment by ObaKlaz: 5:07pm On Apr 09
Gandollar my man! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Man like Gandollar! Him Babaringa na mobile bullion van!!! grin grin grin

Las las, nothing go happen.
Useless corrupt kleptomaniac!
Crime / Re: See How Satanic Yahoo-yahoo Retards Wasted The Life Of A Girl Because She Lacked by ObaKlaz: 3:53pm On Mar 25
Too bad.

...but on a drunken note (of course, I typed this as drunk as a fish!πŸ˜€) in movies (Nollywood especially) I see people going into the afterlife with what they wore last on earth before breathing their last.

So... Is this how this one is going to appear before the holy angels

Her dressing don disqualify her from heaven automatically be that.

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Education / Re: Course Rep Accused Of Stealing Phone At Lead City University (Photo) by ObaKlaz: 9:13am On Mar 10
A female commits a crime - blogs, newspapers, Nairaland etc would be like, Curvy Woman Gets Called Out For Molesting a Minor , Pretty Woman Gets Caught Trying to Purchase Wig Worth N1M With Fake Alert. . etc.

You'll NEVER see something like, Handsome 6ft Man Stabs Girlfriend to Death. , or Good looking One-Chance Robber Caught in the Act.

The aim of using these endearing adjectives when it comes to the female gender is to DEFLECT attention from the gravity of their crimes and misdeeds, and maybe give them a soft landing.


It's stupid, very stupid and annoying.

I just pray the days when this stupidity would end come soon!
Sports / Re: Joshua Gets Second-Round KO Win Over Ngannou (Video) by ObaKlaz: 10:12am On Mar 09
Laple0541:
Nganou should just return to his UFC. The upset he almost caused against Fury made AJ prepared more. The AJ I saw in that bout was ready to kill.
You're so right. Just looking at his face and overall attitude, I knew he was prepared to shed blood. The first knockdown he gave Ngannou, I knew it was game over already.
Religion / Re: Christianity Would Have Been In The Dark Without Paul's Letters by ObaKlaz: 8:42am On Mar 02
Paul was just way ahead of his time and the other apostles, in terms of labour for the lord Jesus and revelations.
Politics / Re: FG Pays ₦1trn Monthly As Petrol Subsidy – Pinnacle Oil MD, Robert Dickerman by ObaKlaz: 8:31am On Mar 02
cheesy
Politics / Re: FG Pays ₦1trn Monthly As Petrol Subsidy – Pinnacle Oil MD, Robert Dickerman by ObaKlaz: 8:28am On Mar 02
grin
Politics / Re: FG Pays ₦1trn Monthly As Petrol Subsidy – Pinnacle Oil MD, Robert Dickerman by ObaKlaz: 8:20am On Mar 02
Backdoor subsidy payment. Trust the Federal Government to issue a rebuttal real soon. The other day, Tinubu said over 1 trillion had been saved thus far from subsidy removal. We are waiting to see how the phantom 1 trillion would be 're-invested'. grin

Some of us knew it was just lamba.

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Romance / Re: Groom Kissing His 2 Brides: My First Time Seeing This type Of Romance by ObaKlaz: 7:53am On Mar 02
guobe:

Mad oooooo
Having a black wife and a fair wife combination.
King Solomon no do reach this one.
Bro! Just imagine the kain flexing wey Solomon flex with all those women! Baba flex finish, come dey tell us say na vanity upon vanity. grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Groom Kissing His 2 Brides: My First Time Seeing This type Of Romance by ObaKlaz: 7:47am On Mar 02
They are getting freaky already. Mad threesomes later in the other room. And just imagine those ladies slurping his stiff meat at the same time. 'Konjigal' bliss ever after. Na enjoyment go kee this man. tongue tongue

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Celebrities / Re: Shocking, Naira_marley Sister Is Pregnant (video) by ObaKlaz: 7:41am On Mar 02
Tallesty1:
Why is it shocking?
I just wonder! Like she's virgin Mary, or she slipped and accidentally fell on the gbola. undecided

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Music/Radio / Re: NEIKED - You're Hired (feat. Ayra Starr) [official Music Video] by ObaKlaz: 6:57am On Mar 02
Mediocrity. Ayra on it further took the mediocrity even lower.
Sports / Re: Jose Peseiro Quits As Head Coach Of The Super Eagles - Pulse Sports by ObaKlaz: 9:54am On Feb 29
Thank you, Jesus.

The garbage wey Jose Mourinho recommend give NFF.
Good riddance!

Make summer quick come and go, so that Xavi can get da fawk outta FC Barcelona too!

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Politics / Re: NLC Suspends Protest Because Of Threats, Intimidation β€” Ajaero by ObaKlaz: 9:49am On Feb 29
Make all these new generation activists and 'comrades' go take lectures from Oshiomole.

Ajaero no get spine!

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Politics / Re: Aiyedatiwa β€˜Blocks’ Ondo APC Gubernatorial Aspirants From Meeting Tinubu by ObaKlaz: 9:44am On Feb 29
Ondo no really get governor again after Mimiko era. This Aiyedatiwa is one disaster waiting to happen in that state.
Sports / Re: Super Eagles And Super Falcons Players Back Alex Iwobi After He Was Cyberbullied by ObaKlaz: 8:16am On Feb 13
Sambai65:
yen yen yen can run for 1000 meters if it's that easy
It's just daft when Nigerians like yourself use this silly retort of yours.
Is the Alex Iwobi not supposed to be a professional Is he not supposed to justify being in the team with compelling performances? And if he isn't, should he remain there, all because "e no easy

That's how politicians underperform always and people like you would sentimentally tell others, "If e easy, go contest election."

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles And Super Falcons Players Back Alex Iwobi After He Was Cyberbullied by ObaKlaz: 8:08am On Feb 13
Cyber bullying is wrong and should not be encouraged.

But the greatest service Alex Iwobi can do Nigeria now is to quit the national team.

He gave 'his best' but clearly, 'his best' leaves more to be desired every time.

...And Peseiro should use the exit too!
Sports / Re: Iwobi Deletes All Pictures On Instagram Account Amid Criticisms by ObaKlaz: 8:02am On Feb 13
Sleekfingers:




Do you know that Maduka was threatened? Someone even sent him a message saying his plane will crash etc

Now they are cursing Iwobi. The last time I checked cyberbullying is a crime.

I am not surprised, most Nigerians are known to talk foolishly online,. No wonder Desmond Elliot should the word CHILDREN.
Bla Bla Bla!
Cyber bullying is wrong and a crime; I don't need you or anyone of your type to remind me that.

The simple question I asked is how good was Maduka at all then? And why isn't anyone attacking Ekong or Nwabali??

Answer that objectively without whipping up sentiments.
Sports / Re: Iwobi Deletes All Pictures On Instagram Account Amid Criticisms by ObaKlaz: 10:33pm On Feb 12
lexy2014:


are you telling me that Iwobi is the reason the eagles lost the final match?
Oga, he might not be the sole reason Nigeria lost, but his performance was way too underwhelming, and that's a fact. Except your sight was blurry whilst watching the final, and the previous games.

And I mean you no disrespect. sad

Keywords here: his performance.

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Sports / Re: Iwobi Deletes All Pictures On Instagram Account Amid Criticisms by ObaKlaz: 10:25pm On Feb 12
Sleekfingers:
Iwobi better face club football. And leave those idiots dragging him with their foolishness.

That was how they were threatening maduka....bunch of foolish people.
And how good was Maduka?! undecided How come no one is dragging Nwabali or Ekong??!

If you're good, no need to 'shΓ lΓ yΓ©. And if you're trash, you'll get called out!

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Sports / Re: Iwobi Deletes All Pictures On Instagram Account Amid Criticisms by ObaKlaz: 10:02pm On Feb 12
You may blame Piss-ZERO tactics all you want, but Alex Iwobi played nonsense. Losing the ball anyhow. Misplacing passes. Can't dribble to save his own life. Can't press. Very lethargic. No one man-marked him during the South Africa and Ivory Coast games because they knew he posed NO THREAT AT ALL.
Alex Iwobi is a D-list player.

...And that's the whole truth, nothing but the bitter truth!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by ObaKlaz: 9:41pm On Feb 07
God, please keep every Nigerian in South Africa safe from those blood lusting cavemen and primitive savages.πŸ™

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Congratulates Tyla As She Wins Her First Grammy Award by ObaKlaz: 8:46am On Feb 05
Honoredeblazac:
The way this Tyla is fine ehen. Only god knows how many times I have used my soap to do the needful while watching her videos. How person go fine come get better attitude like this. I love her so much but I don’t have money and marijuana no gree let me focus finish school, and I no get talent, and no get sense.
Oga, na konji dey worry u. She no too fine like that, facially, but she get mad sex appeal. So much that when you see her, the only thing on your mind is how to make her go on all fours while you give her some mad strokes and bust a huge load on her face. tongue

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Celebrities / Re: Ayra Starr Shakes King Sunny Ade Instead Of Kneeling, Sparks Outrage by ObaKlaz: 8:15pm On Jan 27
Bloomfrancs03:


Abeg I no need all this your epistle. He did not win it. Simple and short.
As you have nothing else to say. Run along!
Celebrities / Re: Ayra Starr Shakes King Sunny Ade Instead Of Kneeling, Sparks Outrage by ObaKlaz: 1:07pm On Jan 27
Bloomfrancs03:


He has never won a grammy. He got nominated twice buh never won.
Twice nominated for Grammy, in a time when Grammy was big deal. Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B won Grammies and they're still TRASH. Not winning a Grammy back then doesn't level the gap between legends of KSA's caliber and the noise makers and internet-assisted 'Starrs' of this perverse generation. KSA is a proper MUSICIAN. Same can't be said about most of these oloshos and fraudsters of nowadays, using music as a cover.

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