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Travel / Re: Astonished White Lady Tries Sachet Water For The First Time. Photos And Video by ObaKlaz: 5:56am On Apr 13, 2022
She ain't white, dumbass!

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo To Meet APC Senators Today by ObaKlaz: 1:51pm On Apr 12, 2022
xxxboyxxx:
[s] Meet them na. Stupid VP na this man be the most useless VP wey I don ever see for naija as a VP you no do anything as a president wetin you go do. Na ibo man make we vote for next[/s].
Your tears are way too salty.

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Romance / Re: Young Pastor And His Fiancée Set To Wed In Edo State (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 7:03am On Apr 12, 2022
These JAMBites??! shocked cry

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Foreign Affairs / Re: This Is How People Charge Their Phones Now In The City Of Bucha Ukraine by ObaKlaz: 7:49am On Apr 08, 2022
Look at the phones.

If it were some Africans, you'd see lots of high end phones that they can't even make.

Low IQ folks who love high end stuff.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Rejected Lie Detectors Offered By US - Wole Soyinka by ObaKlaz: 7:38am On Apr 08, 2022
Our governments have always been clueless and stupid, but they have a point on this one.

The lie detectors won't work on Nigerians.
Just one lie, the lie detectors would crash, not to talk of when you try them on Lie Mohammed, the lying machine himself.

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Phones / Re: The 10 Most Expensive Phones In The World by ObaKlaz: 5:35pm On Apr 06, 2022
This are jewelleries, nothing more.

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Celebrities / Re: MI Abaga's Fiancée, Eniola Hails Him, Shares Pre-Wedding Photos by ObaKlaz: 1:22pm On Apr 05, 2022
In Vector's voice:

Congrats, Judas! cheesy grin

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Investment / Re: Elon Musk Snaps Up $3bn Twitter Stake, Becomes Twitter's Largest Shareholder by ObaKlaz: 2:01pm On Apr 04, 2022
MAGG0T:
cheesy

Elon my Gee, I tap from your grace Odogwu
Dey there dey tap. Palm wine tapper! grin cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Mr Ibu Speaks From Hospital Bed As He Battles Kidney Related Sickness (video) by ObaKlaz: 12:28pm On Mar 25, 2022
Pardon me, but he kinda looks like he's on a movie set, he looks kinda funny, sort of. grin

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Sports / Re: Sergio Aguero Accuses Press Of Bias Towards Man Utd: Everybody Supports Them! by ObaKlaz: 8:18am On Mar 25, 2022
It was obvious.

Especially that old crook, Ferguson. He influenced every damn game and every fawking official. Have we forgotten his bromance particularly with Howard Webb?!

That was why he got brutally exposed and fell apart spectacularly whenever he met Messi and the old Barcelona back then.

Overrated English dumbfuck!

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Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu: Why I Slapped Ebele Obiano Who Was Drunk by ObaKlaz: 3:24pm On Mar 18, 2022
I still dey talk am - Ebele's mouth was made for giving BJ.
Would be great to have my 'Ikolaba' in the mouth of an ex-First Lady.
Getting a BJ and cumming in peace are all I think of whenever I see her lips.
tongue cheesy

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Politics / Re: The Moment Ebelechukwu Obiano Called Bianca Ojukwu 'Ashawo' (Photo) by ObaKlaz: 4:11pm On Mar 17, 2022
This one done give BJ taya.
See her mouth! cheesy cheesy
Game recognize game.
Olosho recognize Ashawo.
tongue tongue

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Politics / Re: Soludo: Bianca Ojukwu Speaks After Fight With Obiano’s Wife by ObaKlaz: 4:06pm On Mar 17, 2022
post=111120003:


She allegedly rained abuses on her, causing Mrs Ojukwu to
smack her in the face while she (Mrs Obiano) held and drew
Ojukwu’s hair
before security operatives separated both
women.
Mayne!
The bolded part is the real sh!t!
Especially when you're going ham on the pewsy from the back and smacking the phat ass real good with a free hand!
tongue grin
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Is An Average Player - Diego Simeone (picture) by ObaKlaz: 3:56pm On Mar 17, 2022
Even though this is genuinely fake, I kind of agree with it a little. : tongue grin cheesy

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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by ObaKlaz: 2:35pm On Mar 07, 2022
FaithELEFAN:
well done. Man wey sabi
cool wink wink
Crime / Re: Bricklayer Bags Life Imprisonment For Beating Father To Death In Akwa Ibom by ObaKlaz: 12:17pm On Mar 03, 2022
Patricide!
Romance / Re: My True Life Story: Got Destroyed By Loan Apps Due To A Poor Financial Decision by ObaKlaz: 2:31pm On Feb 12, 2022
Kolabee24:


Dm me ur contact and total amount u owe
Buddy, you've Mentioned the wrong fella.

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Sports / Re: EPL: I’m Not Young Again – Ronaldo Set To Dump Man Utd For Second Time by ObaKlaz: 1:32pm On Feb 12, 2022
Obembe Tosin A.K.A obembet, is this true? cheesy

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Romance / Re: My True Life Story: Got Destroyed By Loan Apps Due To A Poor Financial Decision by ObaKlaz: 1:13pm On Feb 12, 2022
I understand op's situation.

But still, I'm not sure which is more destructive between betting and these loan sharks.

Work took me to Osogbo in January. Met one married woman like that. I realised she was a regular customer of loan sharks. She was heavily indebted with all those loan apps and I couldn't even see what she accomplished with the loans she ever took.

She begin gum body, as she see fresh blood like me with my nice baffs and ride wey I dey 'manage'.

No long thing! I arrange our 'match' around Oke Fia, gave her some strong knackings and paid her nicely for a job well done. God forgive me!

She started calling me morning, afternoon and night afterwards. Had to block her everywhere.

No be me go settle her many loans, I'm not that 9ice! cheesy grin

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Religion / Re: Have You Ever Fallen Under Anointing? by ObaKlaz: 9:39am On Feb 06, 2022
Chop well well before attending any anointing or deliverance programme, make one pastor nor use u shine. cheesy

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Sports / Re: Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo - 37 ‘factos’ About The Portuguese Star by ObaKlaz: 10:55am On Feb 05, 2022
Rastaramsey:



Ronaldo have done many times Messi will always dream of....... I think it is hightime yah all started appreciating him...... He is 37 years RN......

In a few years, he will be gone......

Maybe you will get to appreciate him then....
Bros, is it by force to appreciate your Luxembourg local government chairman?! cheesy cheesy

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Sports / Re: Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo - 37 ‘factos’ About The Portuguese Star by ObaKlaz: 9:56am On Feb 05, 2022
Happy birthday, King!

More goals, more records and of course, more Dubai d'Ors and many more years in the penalty box.


Siiiiiiii !!!

cheesy cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: Money Rituals: In Defence Of Nollywood by ObaKlaz: 2:06pm On Feb 01, 2022
dukechilezie:
Please what did you read in your University. I guess Political Science. Please correct me if I am wrong.
I won't divulge information on what I read, but it's not Pol. Sci.
TV/Movies / Re: Money Rituals: In Defence Of Nollywood by ObaKlaz: 6:56pm On Jan 31, 2022
See...

Our society glorifies materialism and worships lucre in all facets.
What we have now are consequences of a failed value system, starting from the family unit, pervading every fabric of our society. Nollywood projects ritualism, yes, but blaming it all on Nollywood is ludicrous.

And, to say that ritual killings are not getting worse and are only being accentuated by social media/Internet is a wrong conjecture. Ritual killings are actually at an ALL TIME HIGH, unlike what was, before social media/Internet came to be. It's alarming, alarms ought to be blaring by now.

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Celebrities / Re: Jason Momoa Spotted Living In Truck After Divorce From Wife, Lisa Bonet (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 9:36am On Jan 29, 2022
In Lil Kesh's voice:
Living in a truck. Vip. Omo j'omo lo!
cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Davido Storms Cubana Chief Priest’s New Club In Owerri With His Entourage by ObaKlaz: 9:21am On Jan 29, 2022
Iyaebe:
This boy's life has been in disarray ever since Chioma left him.Just wandering about
And yet, your life keeps taking a turn for worse.
From Zzor to Roscol and now this one.

You're suffering identity crisis.

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Romance / Re: Lady Kneels Down To Propose To Her Boyfriend & Gets A YES (Video, Pix) by ObaKlaz: 11:14am On Jan 27, 2022
MufasaLion:
Gal Gadot is still delaying me.
I'm sorry to break it to ya, buddy... She's with me rn. We had mindblowing sex last night and I made her wear her WonderWoman costume for the showdown. cheesy grin
Politics / Re: Adamu Garba: Osinbajo Has Disgraced Nigerians At World Economic Forum by ObaKlaz: 8:29am On Jan 24, 2022
Aidejay:
yemi osinbajo has collected plenty nonsense in this administration.
I hope when he becomes president he fvxs these niggas up badly.
Like... All these darn fools always quick to pick on him.
I hope he'd teach them some very sour lessons and put them where they belong in due time!
Sports / Re: Nigerian Super Will Be Knocked Out Of Afcon 2022. See Reasons by ObaKlaz: 7:38am On Jan 23, 2022
Fvck you!

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Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Tinubu's 50 Million Naira Donation To Niger State by ObaKlaz: 8:34am On Jan 22, 2022
We don't call him Tinubu for nothing. Ole buruku!

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Warn Supporters Not To Insult Tinubu by ObaKlaz: 8:25am On Jan 22, 2022
Still on still - PYO we know, PYO we want. LAWMA can take care of that Jagajagaban!

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