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Romance / Re: He Love Ladies With Big Back Side , This Is Happening To Him Now !!! by ObaKlaz: 5:53pm On Dec 27, 2021
Mehn! I have a huge weakness for big booties. No be small, no be medium... Big big something, big bomb!!! If she ain't got a fat booty, she can't be with me - no cap! The bigger, the better. But unlike your friend sha, I still get sense join. Else, pesin go just die anyhow. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Blasts Nigerian Artistes: "Ghana Is Your Gateway" by ObaKlaz: 2:51pm On Dec 27, 2021
Shatta Wacko!

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Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Blasts Nigerian Artistes: "Ghana Is Your Gateway" by ObaKlaz: 2:21pm On Dec 27, 2021
Fishery1:
Mu.mu Man,i can remember vividly how kennis music gave lots of ghanian musicians the platform years bk..ranging from tiktac,vip etc.
The clowns were singing trash like "Fefenenfeh na the beauty of a woman" "I be 16 years, I go dey be like dis oh", "You may kiss your bride - muah!" and other nonsense.
The bad thing is they haven't evolved much, musically.
Dem no too get music brain like that.

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Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Blasts Nigerian Artistes: "Ghana Is Your Gateway" by ObaKlaz: 2:03pm On Dec 27, 2021
This one and his countrymen with their burial ground music.
Too much of Donkunu must have the same effects as 'Mkpulu Miri'. No need for any of our acts to reply this one. It's almost impossible for their music to be accepted in Nigeria while Nigerian acts are doing crazy numbers on their soil! Their only sh!t that blew in Nigeria in years was Azonto and that's long dead and gone already.
When it comes to music and entertainment overall in Africa, we all know the real movers and shakers .

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Sports / Re: Barca's "New Messi" Already On His Way Out? by ObaKlaz: 1:43pm On Dec 27, 2021
That hypejob they call Ansu Fati would soon find himself in some low-tier EPL team then eventually disappear too.
It takes possessing something extra to be compared to wizards who have won & done justice to that #10 shirt, not to mention MESSI himself.

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Romance / Re: I Am Deactivating My Nairaland Account by ObaKlaz: 10:18am On Dec 27, 2021
Yeah, right!

Deactivating this account, only to switch to the other alternates. grin cheesy

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Romance / Re: Kanye West's Ex Or Kim Kardashian. Who Is Prettier? (photos) by ObaKlaz: 9:56am On Dec 27, 2021
JohnnyPalmer:


She has mixed nationality, part of it traces to Africa
Cape Verdian mom...
Still doesn't make her black, buddy.
Romance / Re: Kanye West's Ex Or Kim Kardashian. Who Is Prettier? (photos) by ObaKlaz: 7:34am On Dec 27, 2021
JohnnyPalmer:


Exactly, I was about to ask of Amber Rose too
And you think Amber Rose is black?

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Sports / Re: Jose Mourinho's "Hand" In The Appointment Of New Super Eagles Coach by ObaKlaz: 1:30pm On Dec 18, 2021
SeniorRef:
Why did he not consult Guadola or Pep or even Tuchel?Is it somebody that his tactics has expired in the world of modern football that he went to consult. May God help the Eagles cry
My thoughts exactly! The opinion of Mou in now sought after by us!

Mou, who is a tactical dinosaur, whose name doesn't carry much weight as before in the coaching sphere! He'll just suggest an outdated tactician like himself.

God help us!
Romance / Re: Is It True That A Girl That Gives You Her Number Loves You? by ObaKlaz: 7:47am On Dec 18, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them!
Welcome back, buddy! grin cheesy

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Romance / Re: Is It True That A Girl That Gives You Her Number Loves You? by ObaKlaz: 7:25am On Dec 18, 2021
Na format. There are lots of ladies (including the so-called 'happily married', ring-flaunting ones!) who would give you their numbers without the slightest hesitation, just as they would oblige any other random dude.

You're feeling fly, she's scheming how to make brisk business of you.

You're thinking love, she got her eyes on yo paper.

You're just a potential meal ticket to be financially exploited and emotionally manipulated, just as the other dudes they give their useless numbers.

Na when she don show you street, scrape you abolo finish, na den your eye go clear.

Na dem dey request for we numbers, NEVER the other way round!

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Laments She Is Getting Older And Needs To Be More Responsible by ObaKlaz: 7:23am On Dec 16, 2021
Twenty-nine years (she's way past her prime!) + two dogs (that might be serving some hideous purposes for her) + excessive partying around (still stuck in her juvenile years)

...She sure comes with a whole load of baggages!
Just ignore her dad's fortune and you'll see how undesirable (at least, to me!) this old girl is.

For even that Nigerian Zlatan to dey take her wash... Speaks volumes!

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Sports / Re: How Did Real Madrid & Barcelona Perform After Ronaldo & Messi Left The Clubs? by ObaKlaz: 8:59am On Dec 14, 2021
Kingcalls:


Ur fraud has been exposed at psg..... he seemed so good cos every player was bought to play for him, thats y Ibrahimovic and neymar left ....suarez was looking so bad as well in barca cos the instruction was play for messi alone , people tot he was finished till he joined atletico and won them their first league title since 2014 .... now greizmann that everyone said is finished is gaining form back at atletico.... mention one single player that improved in barca under messi ....now its showing at psg ...no one is playing for him and he has been exposed... never have we seen messi soooo ordinary.... the most overrated player on history of football... the difference between the 2 is that Ronaldo helped others improve, Messi declined others
OK, bye.

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Sports / Re: How Did Real Madrid & Barcelona Perform After Ronaldo & Messi Left The Clubs? by ObaKlaz: 8:46am On Dec 14, 2021
FullBlastLight:



U're a paid pained enemy of d Goatest GOAT CR7!

CR7 still remains d best of d best eternally!

Deal wit dt, and be more pained!
I can't be pained, bruh. 7 is still greater than 5, the last time I checked! This is all fun for me! grin cheesy

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Sports / Re: How Did Real Madrid & Barcelona Perform After Ronaldo & Messi Left The Clubs? by ObaKlaz: 8:31am On Dec 14, 2021
Maxmilliano111:


Wtf mannn!!!!! You really filled with sorrow and hate!!! It's flows in your blood.. can smell the shii from your post big time...

U need some positive people around u seriously...
Sorry if I struck a nerve on you, buddy. I'm just saying facts & having fun while at it.

Once again buddy, #factos! grin cheesy

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Sports / Re: How Did Real Madrid & Barcelona Perform After Ronaldo & Messi Left The Clubs? by ObaKlaz: 7:47am On Dec 14, 2021
One is a team player, the very nucleus of his team. He's irreplaceable!

The other is spoonfed the sweat of everyone else in the team just so he can look good and stay happy. Unlike the first guy, this other guy gets carried by his team, then he takes the glory.
He got booted out & his ex team is doing awesome. His ex team mates that have worked so hard over the years to make him look good are balling now, as they don't have an overrated parasite on them anymore.

I bet this OP doesn't get that his post is even trolling his Portuguese gay lover.

No penalty, no party.
No tap-in, no orgasm.
No Luxembourg, no glory.

Siiii !!

Factos!
You wanna know the Penaldo Mod who is aiding and abetting the op? That's 'Mynd404'!

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Romance / Re: Iyabo Ojo’s Daughter, Priscilla Showing Off Her Hot Curves (PHOTOS) by ObaKlaz: 6:55am On Dec 12, 2021
She's neither cute nor curvy, but she must be 'harvested' still! grin cheesy

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Autos / Re: Most Expensive Luxury Cars You May Think They Never Exist by ObaKlaz: 1:04pm On Dec 11, 2021
Oh look!

One is a mobile toilet on wheels!

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Celebrities / Re: I’m God’s Best Gift To Earth, Maryann Apollo Brags On Birthday (Photo) by ObaKlaz: 11:52am On Dec 10, 2021
Even Jesus only declared Himself as the Light of the world and backed it up with incredible wonders. But this whitewashed sepulchre had to put herself & the word 'best' in the same sentence.

Give these useless narcissistic pussynarians a smartphohe and they'd be coming up with the dumbest quotes and captions on their overly edited, god-awful pictures.
Politics / Re: Video:fani Kayode Has 7 Pastor In His House, Praying4 His Presidential Ambitions by ObaKlaz: 11:04am On Dec 10, 2021
Seven anywhere-belle-face Pastors.
Celebrities / Re: ‘This Is Too Much’ Iyabo Ojo, Others React As Eniola Tensions Fans With Photos by ObaKlaz: 8:16am On Dec 10, 2021
TBH, she looks very appealing in her new size.
From being a bloated food craving hippo shippo to a curvy, sizzling BBW! This is damn good!

Now, she gets the attention and the 'nodding approval' of my 'lightning rod'! grin cheesy grin

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Politics / Re: IPOB To Buhari: Your Planned Visit To Ebonyi Will Be Resisted by ObaKlaz: 7:25am On Dec 10, 2021
Which lockdown? Empty chest beating! Buhari is a dummy, but he's still the GCFR. You can't stop him or sabotage his visit. Some of your finest dancers don dey rehearse some native moves to welcome him sef. grin cheesy grin

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Man With Fresh Human Parts In Ikorodu by ObaKlaz: 7:09am On Dec 10, 2021
I constantly watch my back and suspect everyone whenever I'm in certain parts of the South West. There's a coded place like that... Ita Oku in Abeokuta. There's a very high chance you'd end up as spare parts in polythene bags and sacks in that state, if you chose to be carefree with your life.

Oduduwans, dem take am swear for una?
Kilode! Se won fi se yin ni?!

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Romance / Re: Best Caption For This Picture Wins(pic). by ObaKlaz: 5:10pm On Dec 09, 2021
Kingsuave:
Who let the Dbull out of the abattoir ..
grin cheesy grin

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Celebrities / Re: See Some Shockingly Lifelike Wax Statues Of Celebrities At Madam Tussauds Museum by ObaKlaz: 7:04am On Dec 08, 2021
Still easy to spot the artworks from the originals. The stiff poses give them away. Snoop Dogg's artwork looks the realest of the lot.
That Trump artwork cracked me up. grin cheesy grin
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 4:17pm On Dec 07, 2021
goodheart01:


[s] Oh no... Oh my!! U wanna pull out?? I thought u got no shame, mofo. You keep trying so hard to sound so woke and relevant and all I do here is laugh my ribs out. Real ballers don't say anything about themselves or brag like an Asian frog just as u keep doing. I know your type. [/s]

Now listen to me foolish kid. The next time u cross my path here I'll take u to the cleaners and wash your filthy ass up!!! I already did that to your invalid father, you're welcome!
Howl louder! You're insignificant and your father is still irrelevant in the scheme of things. Keep trying to save face, Mr. "Foaming from the mouth" cheesy grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 12:01am On Dec 07, 2021
goodheart01:


See him exhuding foolish pride. I'm certain u could be a scallywag in real life. Sorry. A number of folks here know me out there, and you're not even worthy of being in the same building with them! [s] Mr. Facet of life... Lol. Keep talking I'm enjoying your folly. [/s] We go spam this thread sotey the Mods go mad Hell no! I've ascertained your inferiority already, so it's time to pull out of your sh!t show and allow you keep barking at the moon, trash can. cheesy grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 5:13pm On Dec 06, 2021
goodheart01:


Too bad u couldn't identify a typo. I enjoy the way u keep foaming from the mouth. It's fun to keep chatting a slowpoke like u. Pls continue making my day, keep replying... Lol
Now it's a typo, huh? grin You're lame & I expected that. Tell your pops to stop trying to punch those beyond his weight level. Just as your father with defective mental capacity, you're no match for me in any facet. Take your L, pass your father his own L and scram! ...Or you could keep trying to put up a bold face!
MR. 'RIP English' grin cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Gushes Over Eniola Badmus’ New Look After Weight Loss by ObaKlaz: 5:37am On Dec 06, 2021
This turkey nla. grin cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 5:16am On Dec 06, 2021
goodheart01:



Hmmm... And the foolish dude still thinks he's his write up was is right... Lol. He's still struggling to pick out the error. Once again , RIP English.
I've just rectified your load of crap up there & fixed a punctuation, you roach. As your homework, go and learn what 'write up' means, then kill yourself. Before that, tell your father we are not on the same pedestal! grin cheesy

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