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Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 12:01am On Dec 07, 2021
goodheart01:


See him exhuding foolish pride. I'm certain u could be a scallywag in real life. Sorry. A number of folks here know me out there, and you're not even worthy of being in the same building with them! [s] Mr. Facet of life... Lol. Keep talking I'm enjoying your folly. [/s] We go spam this thread sotey the Mods go mad Hell no! I've ascertained your inferiority already, so it's time to pull out of your sh!t show and allow you keep barking at the moon, trash can. cheesy grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 5:13pm On Dec 06, 2021
goodheart01:


Too bad u couldn't identify a typo. I enjoy the way u keep foaming from the mouth. It's fun to keep chatting a slowpoke like u. Pls continue making my day, keep replying... Lol
Now it's a typo, huh? grin You're lame & I expected that. Tell your pops to stop trying to punch those beyond his weight level. Just as your father with defective mental capacity, you're no match for me in any facet. Take your L, pass your father his own L and scram! ...Or you could keep trying to put up a bold face!
MR. 'RIP English' grin cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Gushes Over Eniola Badmus’ New Look After Weight Loss by ObaKlaz: 5:37am On Dec 06, 2021
This turkey nla. grin cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 5:16am On Dec 06, 2021
goodheart01:



Hmmm... And the foolish dude still thinks he's his write up was is right... Lol. He's still struggling to pick out the error. Once again , RIP English.
I've just rectified your load of crap up there & fixed a punctuation, you roach. As your homework, go and learn what 'write up' means, then kill yourself. Before that, tell your father we are not on the same pedestal! grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 1:20am On Dec 06, 2021
goodheart01:


[s] Eyaaa. Americana wannabe gone wrong. RIP English [/s]
Dummy doesn't know what to spout next. grin Go on, tell your pops to pick out the errors. Dumbass! I'm putting him on full blast! cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 9:58pm On Dec 05, 2021
goodheart01:


[s] See him foaming from the mouth this Sunday morning, forming American slangs... LOL... Just take your sicko drugs kiddo, you'll be fine, I promise.[/s]
Show this to your ass wipe father, tell him I typed this to him with my middle finger. grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 11:16am On Dec 05, 2021
goodheart01:


[s] U see... Your dad should have used a condom to save us the stress of having an urchin like u. Oh why did your drunken dad make such a mistake?? [/s]
I see... I get your story now! The trauma!!! Not only isn't/wasn't your father a pathetic drunk, he actually had you with a woman of easy virtues. Dang, boy! Must be tough for you. Did I not say you're of the very dregs of the society? You're proving my point. But then again, you still won't have my sympathy! grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 10:41am On Dec 05, 2021
goodheart01:


[s] Lol... Oya big nutjob relax. I feel your pains. It's not easy typing from a bedbug infested bed in a ghetto. I'm here to help u [/s]
This oaf is trying to project his father's pathetic state on me. You've just depicted your family's living standards... You still won't have my sympathy, though! cheesy grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 7:46pm On Dec 04, 2021
goodheart01:


Madman calm down... I understand. Take it easy and stop foaming from the mouth. I have your drugs here... Lol
Pass your mental handicap of a father his pills, little nutjob.
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 3:06am On Dec 04, 2021
goodheart01:


[s] This madman are u still quoting your father?? Na wa oo [/s]
Your ragged father passed his bloodline insanity to you, just as you will pass yours to your unfortunate children. I'll still slap both you and your father around in the real world.
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 2:48pm On Dec 03, 2021
goodheart01:


[s] And you're triply foolish. U think everyone here is a kid. Bunkum [/s]
Tell that to everyone in your worthless family. In real life, I'd oppress and slap you around like the stupid child that you are.
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 12:04pm On Dec 03, 2021
goodheart01:


At 36?? Can any of your family members achieve such feat at that old 36? This guys with sentiments ehn
It's people who are at the very bottom of the food chain, I mean the very dregs of the society such as YOURSELF that are quick to drag someone else's father or mother or their families into their nonsensical talks. You little kid! As if your family is of any worth in your little hamlet.
You're doubly stupid!
Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins King Of The Match Vs Arsenal With His 801st Goal (Photos) by ObaKlaz: 8:28am On Dec 03, 2021
The truth becomes glaring everyday. This guy ain't sh!t without goals!
Even the statistics are subtly trolling him!
Zero assists.
Zero chances created.
Zero key passes.
3 paltry dribbles in a whole 90+ minutes!
Look at someone typing 'factos'!
Such a joke! cheesy grin

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Politics / Re: Fayose Arraigned Before Court Over Fraud Charges by ObaKlaz: 7:22am On Dec 03, 2021
Mr. Sifia Pains. The stomach infrastructure philosopher. grin cheesy
Sports / Re: Guardiola Blasts Critics Who Claim It’s Unfair To Award Messi The Ballon D’or by ObaKlaz: 12:21pm On Dec 02, 2021
mooremoney:
[s] We all know Pep is not a good coach, he is not winning the champion league again, no matter the club and money spent. [/s]
Sports / Re: Messi Wins Ballon D'or 2021 Award by ObaKlaz: 10:36pm On Nov 29, 2021
paulolee:

no be me call e name o...make I no chop ban for 99 yrs bcox dm don de plan me
grin cheesy grin
Sports / Re: Messi Wins Ballon D'or 2021 Award by ObaKlaz: 10:25pm On Nov 29, 2021
paulolee:
congrats to messi on his 7th win, who no like am should wait for Dubai d or..
I still see him winning his 8 next year with a strong world cup performance...na 10 awards messi gat win before e retire..
but wait o... one popular moniker for sports section bin dey drop updates on ballon d or happenings bt as messi win am, e off phone go sleep....i no call any name o
Na dat hermaphrodite obembet nau! D tin don choke am! grin cheesy

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Food / Re: What is The Process Of Turning Raw Garri To Eba Called? by ObaKlaz: 6:49am On Nov 26, 2021
Steam-rolling. grin cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Congratulations To Me, I Just Reached A Milestone On Nairaland by ObaKlaz: 9:15am On Nov 22, 2021
Ocholu:
So I was perusing through my profile this morning, and I noticed that I have over 1k likes and several shares on Nairaland grin. I was like wawuu!!

What this means is that I am a healthy contributor on the platform unlike other miscreants and clout chasers. Also, that people love my views and appreciate it by liking and sharing it.

Where do I drop my Aza for this feat @Seun and @Lasticlala grin I really need the money.

Let me be real with y'all; Just like Instagram, Tiktok and YouTube, I think contributors and creators like me should be monetized.

Anyways, I dedicate this incredible feat to all young Nigerians hustling legitimately. Go no go shame us!
Oya, on ur Xender make I transfer u all my own, as e nor dey useful to me.
'Milestone' indeed!
Celebrities / Re: "I Don’t Know How To Woo Women, I Like It When They Woo Me Instead" – Donjazzy by ObaKlaz: 8:40am On Nov 22, 2021
Loreettaa:

Keep fat shaming. A few coins and even you would want to fvckk him.
No, Loreettaa. I ain't gay. I'm straight like 6 o'Clock. But I catch your drift, hon... tongue tongue
Name your price in bitcoins.
I'm game!
Celebrities / Re: "I Don’t Know How To Woo Women, I Like It When They Woo Me Instead" – Donjazzy by ObaKlaz: 8:01am On Nov 22, 2021
How u go gree send dem ur nudes with dat ur fat body. See him Oganigwe boobs... Him be like Sherman Klump in Nutty Professor! grin
Them go woo you unto say hol bar, but na D'banj dey 'tidy' dem behind your back.

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Celebrities / Re: 95% Of Nigerian Women Have Cheated On Their Husbands / BF - Love Doctor, Joro by ObaKlaz: 7:03am On Nov 22, 2021
And Nigerian men are like Biblical Joseph, huh?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 20th November 2021 by ObaKlaz: 6:14pm On Nov 20, 2021
Looks like the 'honeymoon' of Lord Luxembourg's first few matches are gone for good. Baba was feeling fly then and English press dey give am blowjay steady.
Now, reality don set in.

No Luxembourg, no glory!!
No penalty, no party!!! grin grin cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 20th November 2021 by ObaKlaz: 5:37pm On Nov 20, 2021
Hala Penaldo!!! cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 20th November 2021 by ObaKlaz: 5:12pm On Nov 20, 2021
I geti power
Me I nor dey bother
I nor be footballer
But I sabi do like Penaldo!
grin grin cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: I Wish I Wrote Essence, Respect Wizkid – Ne-yo by ObaKlaz: 12:40pm On Nov 18, 2021
You've written and sang way bigger & better songs, bruh.

NeYo the certified hitmaker & hit songwriter. Gifted singer & performer. Sounds amazing in the studio, sounds even better outside the studio!
Really loved his style of RnB.
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Shouts At Santos After Portugal Failed To Qualify For Wolrd Cup(video) by ObaKlaz: 6:46pm On Nov 17, 2021
Upjis:

[s] You are already cause you sound depressed Lol [/s]
Politics / Re: WATCH: I Was Never Against Influx Of Social Media - Desmond Elliot by ObaKlaz: 10:28am On Nov 17, 2021
Desmond Olusola Elliot, that 'magnificent' bridge of yours will never be forgotten. cheesy grin cheesy

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Crime / Re: Huddah Monroe: I Never Want To See Weed Again. I’m Done! by ObaKlaz: 8:26am On Nov 17, 2021
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Dis BANI de MAD. WEED is d BEST tin dat can happen to ANYONE. right NOW. I de on my 7th STICK of WEED.. Which kind useless CAPRISUN u de CAPRISUN so. My FUTURE plan is to have a WEED plant or WEED FARM so I don't need to ORDER it outside anymore. WEED is LIFE MAN. WTF MAN
You're trying too hard to be like another wacko.
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Shouts At Santos After Portugal Failed To Qualify For Wolrd Cup(video) by ObaKlaz: 7:43am On Nov 17, 2021
Upjis:



[s] Make good use of your time

Envy and hate will destroy you

Young man [/s]
Deal with your depression first. You ain't got non' on me, brat!

I'm leagues above you online and offline.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Shouts At Santos After Portugal Failed To Qualify For Wolrd Cup(video) by ObaKlaz: 5:58pm On Nov 16, 2021
PlayMaker14:
God bless you bro....


I ignored the daft unintelligent fellow called Upjis for some reasons.
He stepped outta line, someone had to instill some sense into him.
I got you, bro. Stay sharp!

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Shouts At Santos After Portugal Failed To Qualify For Wolrd Cup(video) by ObaKlaz: 3:57pm On Nov 16, 2021
Upjis:



[s] Make good use of your time and life

Envy and hate will destroy you [/s]

Baldderdash!!!
Before you drag someone else's parents into your nonsense next time, remember that your own parents can't even lace CR's shoes either. Common Lokonga for Arsenal pass you and your whole people join. grin
Asshole!

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