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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Lists President Tinubuโ€™s Achievements In One Week by ObaKlaz: 6:20pm On Jun 06, 2023
Sycophancy begins in earnest.

Be a 'praise and worship singer' to get your next meal.
Travel / Re: This Is The Beautiful Kaduna City (pictures) by ObaKlaz: 12:57pm On May 24, 2023
Still very third world. angry

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Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING: King Charles III Crowned Monarch Of The United Kingdom Of Britain by ObaKlaz: 1:20pm On May 06, 2023
I was waiting for Tiwa Savage to sing, "Sex tape รฒ le b'ayรฉ mi jรฉ! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜›

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Politics / Re: PICTORIAL: Pastor Adeboye Meets Gov. Adeleke, Anoints Him by ObaKlaz: 10:27am On Apr 29, 2023
Strafudeen:
Useless old fullish stoopid tribalist

Religious conman


Animalu
I hate to drag people's parents into issues, but you're only a reflection of your ''Useless old fullish stoopid tribalist

Religious conman'' parents who are of no repute.

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Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: My Trust Has Broken Down Completely โ€“ Soyinka by ObaKlaz: 1:52pm On Apr 04, 2023
NaijaSumigan:


Your hope on Tinubu the fraudster but my hope on GOD. GOD alone shall decide who the next president of Nigeria is
Me, hope on Tinubu?? ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Far from it, buddy. I don't even have much to lose in Nigeria (if you catch my drift).

But if you think the outcome of the election is going to be upturned in the courts, then you should wake up and smell the coffee; that ain't gonna happen!

You can only hope that Tinubu would be a lesser evil than Buhari, as it is.
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: My Trust Has Broken Down Completely โ€“ Soyinka by ObaKlaz: 7:11am On Apr 04, 2023
Don't worry, Prof. ร€gbร do and cassava have pivotal roles to play in contributing to the growth of our GDP. tongue

On a sober note, even though Tinubu isn't the best or a Maverick, he's definitely NOT mediocre when it comes to governing or governance; let's face it.

Let's just hope he stays in the right frame of mind and body and rally the best hands and brains around himself.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Becomes The Most-capped Men's International Player In History by ObaKlaz: 10:47am On Mar 24, 2023
Has anyone noticed how very active Pendu's PR machine and fanboys have been on SM these days, with fake stats and quotes, just to make the camel man ๐Ÿช look good and keep him in the already foreclosed GOAT debate grin grin

Too little, too late!
Last kick of a dying camel horse! cheesy

The little man from Rosario is enthroned, crowned and weilds football's scepter of authority already, sitting far above GOAT pretenders and impostors like Obembe Tosin's goat! cheesy

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Sports / Re: Messi Splashes Out ๏ฟก175k On 35 Gold Iphones For World Cup-winning Squad by ObaKlaz: 11:29pm On Mar 02, 2023
Numerouno94:


Boss where u disappear go? Bn a while? Hope u gud.
Where is Obaklaz self?๐Ÿค”
Present and accounted for, colors and all! ๐Ÿ™‚
Just being passive here these days.

Haillings, baba! ๐Ÿ‘โœŒ๏ธ
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Won Saudi Pro League Player Of The Month For February With 8 Goals 2 Ass by ObaKlaz: 1:30pm On Mar 01, 2023
He was shown on the screen last night at FIFA's The Best Awards. Guess what? He was on THE BENCH! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

All these years of throwing subs at Messi with that ex-hooker sister of his, only to end up being in Camel League, while Messi has cemented his superiority over him FOREVER.


I don't have any bit of pity for this self important male diva!!! cheesy grin

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Sports / Re: CR7 Scores His Second Hat-trick In Three Games To Put Al-nassr 3-0 Up Half Time by ObaKlaz: 6:49pm On Feb 25, 2023
obembet:
Obembet's greatest footballer of all time who has no World Cup trophy in his cabinet, Cristiano Ronaldo, AKA Penaldo/Wasiu, has scored his second hat-trick in three games for Saudi side Al-Nassr, AKA W'allahi T'allahi FC.

The former Manchester United man scored all three first half goals to put Al-Nassr 3-0 up against Damac at half time, after he also netted three in a different game earlier this month, in a full blown statspadding spree in the Camel's League.

Ronaldo has now scored a huge 62 hat-tricks across his career and is red hot favorite to win Camel d'Or ๐Ÿช, a new award crafted out for him by Saudi League.

Source: https://twitter.com/AlNassrFC_EN/status/1629533390570508290?t=J516C27Fztd8wzFiMT2gKw&s=19

Piers Morgan
Katia Aviero
Alex Ferguson
Education / Re: Uniben Students Beat Up Soldie who assaulted a Female Student At an ATM in Benin by ObaKlaz: 4:18pm On Feb 03, 2023
Jestin:
Edo nor dey carry last. Edo nor be โ€ฆ..
Edo no be bala bulu! angry

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Romance / Re: Lady unknowingly Had 2 Kids For Her Son (Photo, Video) by ObaKlaz: 3:16pm On Jan 15, 2023
Now, that's a real motherfawker. grin grin

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Crime / Re: See The Horrifying Moment Villagers Cut-open A Giant Python's Stomach......... by ObaKlaz: 7:48am On Jan 15, 2023
This shit has been on the internet for a while now - old stuff.

What piques my curiosity is why the python had to first strip the man off his trousers (maybe to check out the man's 'lower python' tongue) before making a meal of him.

cheesy grin
Religion / Re: Mike Bamiloye Cautions Christians Paying Tithe From Their Sports Bet Wins by ObaKlaz: 7:53am On Jan 13, 2023
Hypocrisy is everywhere. Even some pastors would accept your cash and 'fem', even though they knew you're a kidnapper.

I know many Oloshoes who pay tithes faithfully and a lot of G'Boys who donate large sums to churches.

What they fail to understand is that if God doesn't accept YOUR PERSON, there's no way He's accepting your offerings, tithes and donations.
You only gave to Pastors and churches, NOT TO GOD.

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Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by ObaKlaz: 8:52pm On Dec 13, 2022
The kind of pain Messi and Argentina are giving Pendu and his useless followers....

It's like beating up someone so bad, then inflicting cuts all over them and rubbing lemon juice on those cuts.


Serious painment!
Sifia pains! grin


Shout out to all fans and lovers of the one true G.O.A.T, Lionel Andres Cuccitini MESSI!
Na we get this World Cup.


No shaking!!! cool cool cheesy

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Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by ObaKlaz: 8:42pm On Dec 13, 2022
triple996:
pendu fans how far
Those b.it. ches are still busy barking, "How's that a penalty?" grin

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Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by ObaKlaz: 8:21pm On Dec 13, 2022
Almighty God, let Argentina win the world cup and put an everlasting gap between Messi, the football genius and those who are just goal poachers, Instagram slay kings and underwear models.

In your name WE pray...


AMEN!!!!

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Family / Re: SHOCKING! Man Divorces Wife Because She Is Too Beautiful by ObaKlaz: 3:30pm On Dec 12, 2022
Like 'fugly' females won't/don't cheat and fawk all typa dicks.

Insecure little man!

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Celebrities / Re: The Man With The Longest Nose In History - Meet Thomas Wedders (video) by ObaKlaz: 1:33pm On Dec 12, 2022
A4alpha:
This nose can be used to fucc damn
The man carry spare gbola for face.

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Celebrities / Re: The Man With The Longest Nose In History - Meet Thomas Wedders (video) by ObaKlaz: 1:30pm On Dec 12, 2022
Real life Pinocchio! grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Teni Wows Fans As She Shows Off A Slimmer Figure In New Photos by ObaKlaz: 12:55pm On Dec 12, 2022
She still looks same-old same-old. She needs to dress more femininely, ditch those ridiculous sun glaases and maybe channel those fats to her derriere surgically.


I still wouldn't have a boner, even if she were lying butt naked beside me.

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Romance / Re: What I Did To An Ungrateful And Unappreciative Girlfriend by ObaKlaz: 3:45pm On Dec 07, 2022
Sheistoopretty:



Thrash grin grin grin grin grin I felt dizzy reading this thrash u wrote grin grin grin grin grin so she should lie down on the floor for u because of ordinary cheap Chocolate and Biscuits? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

What u really need is EDUCATION and not RELATIONSHIP grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
A whole pile of garbage written.
Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Mexico FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (2 - 0) On 26th Nov 2022 by ObaKlaz: 8:35pm On Nov 26, 2022
Teams are just not ready to play Argentina in a very open game. Just park the bus and wait for an opportune time to sting them, just like Saudi. I pray that game plan doesn't work for Mexico tonight!

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And Lionel Messi Play Chess In Louis Vuitton Ad by ObaKlaz: 8:50pm On Nov 19, 2022
One is on fire. The other one is singing like an annoying canary and granting useless interviews, meanwhile, his form is what is accurately depicted below๏ฟฝ

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos Of Kim Jong-un & His Daughter, Kim Chu-ae In Rare Appearance by ObaKlaz: 1:40pm On Nov 19, 2022
epondudu:

Welldone oo, I hail thee Oga farmer ooo.
I salute you too, baba. Long live Epondudu! grin cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos Of Kim Jong-un & His Daughter, Kim Chu-ae In Rare Appearance by ObaKlaz: 6:50am On Nov 19, 2022
She's short and underaged. We for 'harvest' her, but her father is dangerous. grin

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Crime / Re: Theranos: Elizabeth Holmes Sentenced To More Than 11 Years In Prison by ObaKlaz: 6:45am On Nov 19, 2022
Wearing Turtleneck up and down then, 'forming' female Steve Jobs. grin

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Crime / Re: Video Of Hushpuppi On A Call With A Friend Hours After Sentencing by ObaKlaz: 6:49pm On Nov 09, 2022
Goodbadbowy419:


You wey get freedom how much una get
Like it or not hushpuppi is coming back
And you wailer shall die hunger

Your god and hero is a jailbird already - that ain't gonna change, lil' homey, and he's got NO COMEBACK to make after doing his time! His ass is gonna be watched as long as he still lives. What's more? Wannabe 'puppis like you gon' meet the same fate. grin grin

Meanwhile, you've proven yourself twice as dumb to me.
Crime / Re: Video Of Hushpuppi On A Call With A Friend Hours After Sentencing by ObaKlaz: 10:00am On Nov 09, 2022
Goodbadbowy419:
Where are lazy youths wey dey mock hushpuppi


Come and see oo
Ode!

Na so American prison dey hungry you?

Hopless child glorifying graft and vices and idolizing criminals, pimps and who.res.

Shut up forever!

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Crime / Re: Hushpuppi Sentenced To 11 Years In Prison By A US Court by ObaKlaz: 3:32pm On Nov 04, 2022
At least, him no go chop Naija prison beans.
Crime / Hushpuppi Sentenced To 11 Years In Prison By A US Court by ObaKlaz: 3:21pm On Nov 04, 2022
Popular Nigerian socialite and internet sensation, Ramon Abbas, better known as Hushpuppi has been sentenced to 11 years in jail by the United States Central District Court in California over fraud and money laundering.

He will however spend only nine years in prison as he has already spent two years in prison in the US.

Hushpuppi was in June 2020 arrested in Dubai, the United Arab Emirates, over an extensive fraud scheme that has robbed victims of their money in the U.S, Qatar, the United Kingdom, and other places.

https://tribuneonlineng.com/hushpuppi-sentenced-to-11-years-in-prison-by-a-us-court/

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Religion / Re: Which Is Your Favourite Apostle In The Bible? by ObaKlaz: 4:27pm On Oct 30, 2022
CaveAdullam:


If it is Rhema Christian Network...

I was influenced by the teachings of Apostle Arome Osayi and Apostle Joshua Selma.

Even though I'm no longer a...I still appreciate their teachings and hold the Bible and every religion in high esteem.

Thanks.
Remnant Christian Network.
Apostle Arome Osayi.

I have my phones and PC stacked with his sermons.
Hopefully, I'll get to meet him in person eventually.

So... You quit being a Christian. That's interesting.
Thanks!

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