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I can't die for anything or anyone in Nigeria.

I can "befriend" a Yorúbá woman but I can't marry her.

Reasons best known to me.

Sleep helps to calm my brain.

I can only go for 48hrs without sleep.

Anything after that, I might go"crazy".

Some people go just hire some people because of cheap labor.

Wetin we go do?

Politicians...

Na why my folks abroad dey always gara after dey don me send 50k, be this.

Oyinbo girls too dey psycho but I like them still.

I believe I have what it takes to have one stick with me forever!

Please don't ask me what that is.

All these useless boys!

Funny thread!

Reloadedisraelp:
Alabi humble men today aswear

Only 1 ticket survived out of 4

tony9k:
What type of male chauvinist statement is this. Was the girl driving. What is wrong in a lady undergraduate going to a night party. We all did it at Uni. The fault lies with the driver (probably a male) for reckless driving. There is nothing wrong with undergraduates partying. It is part of the Uni experience. A beg stop this hate

That useless girl could have influenced the driver, who obviously is a male, to drive safely.

Also, she could have been the reason why the driver sped so much, because the foolish driver wanted to impress her.

She should have taken the advantage she has as a lady to influence the driver, who is a foolish simple boy trying to impress the passengers especially the useless girl, to drive safely.

But as a useless Nigerian girl that she is, she just couldn't do that!

alphaNomega:
i don't know why you hate Nigerian girls or what they have done to you

Can't you see that that girl looks useless?

See the useless girl.

Typical Nigerian useless girl!

I avoid them like plague because they all carry bad luck.

It's treat for a woman you really love & into.

My x had a very fair share of my oral skill.

I know say the experience will forever stick to her memory.

I won't do such with any Nigerian lady again unless I'm benefiting heavily from her.

Texcyndy:
Betting can turn millionaires to beggars in a day

I don't know whether to laugh or frown.

I'm hoping to quit someday.

Bwilliam:
Desperado, playing a game that you didn't even bother to read the rules.

Game ended 6pm Nigerian time, I waited to comment at 6:01pm, yet you still shared my comment.

You know this is a very interesting experiment.

Human beings are indeed nasty.

I'll prefer dogs instead.

JackDaAlienz:
Dey play
You no see people like ObalandeCMS ajay45 wey don kill their mama because of 2k untop this thread

Fool!

Nobody kill him mama.

The thread just expose you as one very useless being!

Mentioning you is an insult to my personality.

Moogoo.

E con dey do me like say make men run enter them collect the bar.

Without weapon, I go beat these scrawny looking bastardws to pulp!

Very good social experiment!

Jackdaalienz or whatever your faggott moniker is, damn! You are indeed the dreg of the dregs.

Any other moniker can have the 2k, definitely not you or that abba fool!

I just need 2k to go church tomorrow.

AmericanIdiot:
Tribalism
Yoruba people
Tinubu

whilst reading your comment, your moniker caught my attention!

E pain me say I no go school as I get "brain" reach! Nigeria & my family (mother's side) is almost killing my dream.

My only hope is to japa & hopefully work to fund my education.

If I wan come this life again, I will "tun yàn"!

chido20:
Mean instead of meant. Go instead of went. Disgracing instead of disgrace

She's catching cruise but it's not funny.

Come be like say ManCity no too put body for this match.

For them to approach you for such offer shows you are the right candidate for such dirty job.

SamueItem337:
The best bet for that match was over2.5

I no dey like ov2.5. I dey always get phobia for am.

I was so sure 1 go beat 2 mercilessly that I was scared to give 1 1-3 multi goal.

E pain/vex me sha!

What happened to Nigeria?

Leeds United sold that match!

jojothaiv:
This talks of living below one means is something I want to explore full time, being frugal pays off now throw prudency into the mix and you're good to go.

It's the determination to be disciplined that's where it get frustrating..

It can be frustrating. Unless, you are wired to be frugal.

Sapasenator, Abeg press small thing to me.

My uncle in that kind of condition you highlighted there is the reason why he wants me to soffa & solorin here in Nigeria. But God dey sha.

I won't also mind going to hustle in that kind of condition as long as the income keep coming in.

Bless you!