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I did recently until those stoopid teller wanted me to pick an atm card by force.

Well, I succumbed!

heartofcity12:
Great 👍

This hoess are brutal emotionally!

Akinfemmy:




See how demonic forces are using your matter to have sex. Instead of you to quickly rebuke them and wipe them to death with big kondo, you're there thinking about sex and women. Village people have finished your matter honestly

Please can you explain further.

I want to go offensive on these creatures because I see them around the house but I have this indifference attitude towards them.

Thank you.

MuMuOnBail:
Na wa ooo



I wish I can convince all my side chicks and mistresses to also sell their eggs

At least, by December they will be no Eggs lefts in their Womb.

The way I am now diving and swimming raw in their Kpekus without raincoat,

I pray they don't bring me any little Bastard soon


In addition, Am gratefully to the Master of the Milky ways for giving me a Queen, a Mother and Wife early.
In few years time, you single guys will be left with wombless wh0res and if you decide to buy Eggs from Egg banks, you will end up acquiring Eggs of wh0res which will in turn, make your future daughters inherit Wh0relism from their wh0re mother
And if you decide to adopt, You will adopt a child which the father was a male stripper & love-vendor, and the mother a wh0re and cheap porn actress.

I WEEP FOR SINGLE GUYS

Not every single guy want to marry or have child/children.

All woemen are wicked!

Some witch you won't see blood in their mouth but they are so wicked.

My mom's sisters comes to mind.

These woemen systematically destroyed the family and I'm very affected by their actions & inaction.

Well, I'll blame my mom's gullibility, shame. But she's not 100% innocent.

These set of devils don make me 8 woemen so much.

Puntingnoob:
Who need eseka game edits?

Bring it on, bro.

I think you are right!

I also take advantage of such, especially in church or any religious gatherings like when ogun festival is on & the priest is praying at the shrine & the sacrificial dog is about to be beh€aded.

#following.

Give them bread and circus...

If you die in this useless country, guess what, you die for nothing!

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Reloadedisraelp:
see this bet addict

Bro, I no be bet addict o.

I'm just trying to make money.

My eseka12 edit: 8B98269

Edit to your taste, bro.

As Wales don raise funds for some of us, Abe make eseka12 edit dey fall in.

Bless you Oyewale001!

oyewale0001:
Drop for 1k

Thanks bro

Access bank 070831..9790

Namesake

oyewale0001:
Sent ✅. Please check. Help pjetch to keep his own ooo

Wales, Abeg press something for me too. I no wan involve those guys.

Thanks.

Nonsense people!

Heard she's fuuucking one police oga so she should be out soon.

Shakushakwes

I thank God say I never born for the useless country.

I didn't bother to read the whole story.

Imagine someone's father making excuse for failure.

olumaxi:
His name sounds like NEPA

No, NEMA - National Emergency Management Agency

It's like people don't know that phone dey spark & you'll see foolish fuel attendants "pressing" phone near the nozzle while discharging fuel.

Me dey use style waka to a safe distance whenever I notice this as I dey buy fuel.

And the wèrè attendant will not even be perturbed.

66ungs:
diskjokeymanic pesin wey me quote know say na joke i dey do wit am na why e play mature been mute, but as for u, u don go quote d wrong guy say me and u dey same nairaland know mean say make u insult my mama, u can abuse me anyhow, i know send bt u see my mom wey u join na BIG WAHALA for you, i dnt joke wit my parent especially mom, just know say i go find u, if u dnt know you could be trace through nairaland, and i find u
is either u kill me or i kill u o
RIP in advance scumbag
I AINT JOKING SON
AM A MAN OF MY WORD

No vex bro.

Some no get courtesy, that's why I barely interact here.

I feel your pain; let it slide.

Bros, just japa.

I didn't bother reading all you typed but I can tell you from experience that it's not worth marrying into that family that's is all female.

If you eventually do, you'll get yourself to blame & wish you never did.

Those girls will be so jealous of one another and they are all going to make sure they all destroy one another's marriage.

Please don't do it because of your unborn children.

PLEASE!!!!

I just logged into a bet 9ja account with my phone number by resetting the password.

Note that I'm yet to open a bet 9Ja account with my phone number.

Username is Shallomaffiong.

Mofo o!

At over 30, my mama still dey worry about my smoking habit.

Thanks but no thanks to brokeness!

I no know why I love aşęwó.

probably because they are "cleaner" than the regular girls in the neighbourhood.

Remember say ashana na person pikin but they too like money.

This would have dulled his moral.

He tried coming to ride with all that national disgrace & shame.

If na me, I no go ride shishi; I'll help disgrace the country very well.

Well, you can't shame the unashamed!

Niggress look like.person wey no get wahala.

I no dey happy say dem fall am.

Too bad!

condensedmilk:
Oya come make I sidon ontop of your head. I go remove your negative energy!

Broski, you be really condensed goat o!

Inú mí dùn gidi gan sí eléyī!

I believe those things work but I may not be able to explain how it does or properly be able to put them into words.

I don baff soap before & I tell you that money were just coming in from left & right; from people who's never given me money before (mostly family members). My way just open, I couldn't explain it.

I had to stop using the soap to see if it was truly the one working and lo & behold people started giving me story again!

I'm going back to use the remaining very soon because e get as e be atm.

"If you want to understand life, think in terms of ENERGY, VIBRATION & FREQUENCY"

- Nikola Tesla

Iceberg3:
The duet was actually supposed to be between the late Onyeka and the late Fela Kuti and the rumor was that Baba Fela wanted to lay with her which she refused.....

Baba 7T na redpiller now.

Unlike KSA that is a very SIMPle man.

tishbite42:
That's the bitter truth

Yeah, I know.

I just didn't have enough time to brace myself for the impact of that comment.

I wish I was not from this part of the world!