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Politics › Re: Security Operatives Kill Teenage Protester In Zaria by ObalendeCMS: 8:16pm On Aug 06, 2024
These ones just dey die for nothing.
Food › Re: Bought Nice Big Tuber Of Yam Yesterday For 4000 Naira. Picture Inckuded by ObalendeCMS: 8:09pm On Aug 06, 2024
Holluwhakemmy:
That's what I'm saying it's cheaper here
& it's bigger.

I can't go into the kitchen store atm to take pictures.
Food › Re: Bought Nice Big Tuber Of Yam Yesterday For 4000 Naira. Picture Inckuded by ObalendeCMS: 8:02pm On Aug 06, 2024
Holluwhakemmy:
Hmmmn not up to that here in ife
5 of that was bought for #13k @ akinola market on last week.
Crime › Re: Police Foil Robbery Attempt, Arrest Suspect With N4.9m In Kano by ObalendeCMS: 7:26pm On Aug 06, 2024
See money wey I dey find!
Family › Re: Man Recounts How Wife He Married A Virgin Slept With 15 Guys After Their Wedding by ObalendeCMS: 5:41pm On Aug 06, 2024
Felimax:
It's ok sir!
I respect your point of view. Myself I never envisaged getting married to a virgin but after reading some books on mafia and as a Mafia myself I could help but appreciate what God gave me in the woman I got married to.

It's not just if she is a virgin or not. She has to be a virgin in virtually all ramifications.

See I remain that yardstick she use in judging other guys.
You won't understand how complicated sha.
Can you please share the titles of those mafia books you read?

I go like read am too.
Family › Re: Man Recounts How Wife He Married A Virgin Slept With 15 Guys After Their Wedding by ObalendeCMS: 5:39pm On Aug 06, 2024
Hmmmm...
Romance › Re: Pjtech Thank You by ObalendeCMS: 5:50am On Aug 06, 2024
Whining!
Romance › Re: What Advice Will You Give To The Younger Ones by ObalendeCMS: 5:49am On Aug 06, 2024
I have no advice for them.

They have two eyes for head & dem get two ears too.

Dem dey see the things wey dey happen; dem dey hear am too!
Sports › Re: USA Face Nigeria In Olympic Women’s Basketball Knockouts by ObalendeCMS: 2:01pm On Aug 05, 2024
USA no fit loseguard this one!
Business › Re: Dahiru Mangal Begins Cement Production, Builds $1.5bn Plant In Kogi(pix) by ObalendeCMS: 1:42pm On Aug 05, 2024
Softmirror:
grin

This was Yar'adua's right hand man. The first day I ever came across this man back in the years, he gave me two bundles of #1,000 notes just like that. I was told, that's the minimum he gives out to people.
2 hundred pa?
Celebrities › Re: Jerry Williams Beats Up His Girlfriend As She Lands In Hospital (Video) by ObalendeCMS: 1:30pm On Aug 05, 2024
Those guys irritate me the same way their movies irritate me.

Asabawood nonsense.
Politics › Re: Hunger Protest Mobiliser, Michael Adaramoye, Arrested By DSS In Abuja by ObalendeCMS: 1:11pm On Aug 05, 2024
Make him go chop watery beans small.

Looking for cheap fame. Foolish opportunist!
Politics › Re: Zamfara Protesters Wave Russian Flags (Photos) by ObalendeCMS: 1:05pm On Aug 05, 2024
Useless people!

Na Saudi & Dubai flag dem need add now.

Shameless lots
Politics › Re: Inflation: Households Struggle To Cope With Galloping Food Prices by ObalendeCMS: 12:52pm On Aug 05, 2024
Lamentation everywhere!

Thank God say I never born for the useless country filled with useless elders.

Na only me and my japa plans!
Politics › Re: Protest: Babangida Denies Endorsing Military Rule by ObalendeCMS: 10:17am On Aug 05, 2024
Ibb wey Nigerians suppose handle publicly like a common criminal that he is!
Celebrities › Re: P'square Rudeboy Blasts Joe Igbokwe: “Elder Wey Mumu, Your Papa!” by ObalendeCMS: 9:58am On Aug 05, 2024
I detest Nigerian elders!

They no get brain at all.
Romance › Re: Reasons Why You're Unlucky With Women by ObalendeCMS: 8:37am On Aug 05, 2024
I have little to no patience for Nigerian girls as a guy that have gone through tough times.

They seem to love simple guys, though.
Romance › Re: Which Do You Prefer And Why by ObalendeCMS: 8:31am On Aug 05, 2024
2 sides of the same coin.

AWATS!
Sports › Re: 16-Year-Old Adaku Nwandu Represented Nigeria In Women’s 50m Swimming Freestyle by ObalendeCMS: 8:08am On Aug 05, 2024
The men from that other side known to always stick their diick up in anyhow pusssies; no taste.

From SA rejected women to not so desirable chinko women.

Simp of life!
Health › Re: Woman Slumps & Dies While Preparing Breakfast For Her Family In Port Harcourt by ObalendeCMS: 7:52am On Aug 05, 2024
Pinkyposh:
If they didn't flash, they are hiding being married so men can chase them, if they flash, it means they are showing off.
What do men really want?
I don't know what men really want.

I only typed what I observed.

Btw, are you guilty of such?
Crime › Re: ARM Pension Employee Accuses Director Of Rape At Office Party by ObalendeCMS: 3:16am On Aug 05, 2024
I always remember to fear women in my daily affairs with them!

Plus, I'm always seriouy on guard when they are around me.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 2:48am On Aug 05, 2024
Can't sleep!

Thinking of how to fall sporty with rollover or long shot acca.
Romance › Re: Lady Cries Out Over New Rival After Buying Boyfriend Playstation Portal by ObalendeCMS: 12:40am On Aug 05, 2024
Guys wey dey dey with this kind of girls dey.try.

Olosho!
Romance › Re: The Lady Searching For A Husband Has Got A Suitor by ObalendeCMS: 12:33am On Aug 05, 2024
Opportunist jam opportunist!
Romance › Re: My Pastor Tried To Matchmake Me Today by ObalendeCMS: 12:15am On Aug 05, 2024
Set up!

This Is one of.the reasons why I don't familiarize with anyone in the church because I'm well aware that devil goes to church too.

After "the grace", I don Japa!
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 11:54pm On Aug 04, 2024
Xft

Family › Re: I Sold My New Born Baby For N400,000 To Pay Rent, Feed — Suspect by ObalendeCMS: 11:16pm On Aug 04, 2024
It's those that patronize the baby factory I have issues with.

How can you have a child with the DNA of a criminal & heartless parents (especially the mother) come into your family?

Yorùbás will say: ilé tí o n tòrò, omo àlè ibę ni ò tí d'àgbà.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts Multiple Illegal Consignments In Tins Of Baby Food by ObalendeCMS: 10:53pm On Aug 04, 2024
Tí'lę báti mò, mó ma pe dealer mi!
Health › Re: Woman Slumps & Dies While Preparing Breakfast For Her Family In Port Harcourt by ObalendeCMS: 10:25pm On Aug 04, 2024
Women, always consciously and subconsciously flashing their wedding band like it's their greatest achievement!
Career › Re: Beautiful Lady Inspires Her Peers By Harvesting Periwinkles For Survival by ObalendeCMS: 8:57pm On Aug 04, 2024
Believe this at your peril!

Wéré dey disguise.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh In Car Purchase Mess, Destroys Dealer Office Despite Failure To Pay by ObalendeCMS: 7:41pm On Aug 04, 2024
I 8 all these kind of shaku shaku women!

Like someone rightly said, all these Abuja men dey chop nonsense.

*Spits*

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