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If na some naija women,,,d day wey d man commot for house go war,,na d same day dem go begin mumu

Lolzzz dis op funny o,,,,,,anyway,,keep stealing someone's post and pasting it here,,,am enjoying it,,,,bt dnt let dem sue u for copyright

uninvited: there's nothing funny here

Are u a saddist

The guy na night??

Tolexander: see this one!

He dey form lapasa. If we try checking the OP's inbox, most likely this guy has the most messages sent to the OP.

U tink say na everybody dey like u,,,,,abi u no wise? mtscheew

Some nigggahs no get sense o,,,,,una no knw wen person b fake and original,,,2moro one eddiot go come open thread abt hw dem scam am,,,,,na like dis e dey start,,,,,,,u guys ddnt even check d op's profile before rushin to drop numba,,,,,,na wa o,,,,desperados everywhere

Op let me help,,,,,,since some months hav passed by and u hav nt gotten over it yet,so do d following
1) Take 2 full table spoons of go 90(otapiapia) and 8capsules of satchet indosid,,,,2wice daily mornin and nyt

2)Drink 12 bottles of gulder or star every mornin and evenin after ur medications

3)Mix cement wit water and drink as tea

4)If d above tips mentioned doesn't work,,,,,den ur case is bigger dan wat I tink,,,,,,so u nid to either go and bath on a transforma,,or go lie down on a rail track,,,,

NB:OP,,at dis age,girls no suppose dey give u heartbreak,I can tell u dat she has moved on,,and u are der killin urself wit high blood pressure,,,bros grow up o

This is what I could get about lawrence anini on wikipedia




Lawrence Nomanyagbon Anini (c. 1960 – March 29, 1987) [1] was a Nigerian bandit who terrorised Benin City in the 1980s along with his sidekick Monday Osunbor. He was captured and executed for his crimes.

Life

Anini was born in a village about 20 miles from Benin City in present day Edo State. He migrated to Benin at an early age, learned to drive and became a skilled taxi driver in a few years. He became known in Benin motor parks as a man who could control the varied competing interest among motor park touts and operators. He later dived into the criminal business in the city and soon became a driver and transporter for gangs, criminal godfathers and thieves. Later on, he decided to create his own gang and they started out as car hijackers, bus robbers and bank thieves. Gradually, he extended his criminal acts to other towns and cities far north and east of Benin.

The complicity of the police is believed to have triggered Anini's reign of terror in 1986. In early 1986, two members of his gang were tried and prosecuted against an earlier under-the-table bribe induced agreement with the police to destroy evidence against the gang members. The incident, and Anini's view of police betrayal, is believed to have spurred retaliatory actions by Anini. On August, 1986, a fatal bank robbery linked to Anini was reported in which a police officer and a child were killed. That same month, two officers on duty were shot at a barricade while trying to stop Anini's car. During a span of three months, he was known to have killed 9 police officers. He wrote numerous letters to media houses using political tones of Robin Hood-like words to describe his criminal acts.

On December 3, 1986, he was caught at a house off a main street of Benin City in the company of a girl friend. Anini was shot in the leg, transferred to a military hospital several days after he was shot in the leg, and had one of his legs amputated.[2] The country's military leader, Ibrahim Babangida, demanded a speedy trial. Anini was convicted of most of his charges and was executed on March 29, 1987.,[1] also his friend monday osunbor was sentenced to death

We just moved to dat area,,and I can authoritatively tell u dat mushin is 50 times better dan ejigbo,cele-egbe,ikotun etc,,,,,dey don't even hav LAWMA in dat area to dispose refuse,,,,and d road is a total disgrace to a state like lagos,,,not to talk of d traffic,,,,lagos is just been hyped,,,der are many places in lagos dat some villages in ibadan is better dan,,,

Note:if u don't hav money in lagos,u might not survive wat d govt is doin and will still do.

pembisco: Eat sims diz arrhsuu pple wheel always find a way two arvoid callin off dis strike, tank God four diz repot forum d maydical dogtose cos arrhsuu noun can knot capitalyse on hiss death. Beside, ai c know rezon y d peakture of hiss dead buddy bee displayd two d publeak, i tink d maydical dogtose messd up on dat wan. Arrhsuu shoo go and dye four ol ai keh.
Bye d way, ai arm faced two comment on dis trayed an ai tink ai wheel bee nidin ur likes two enco rage me kip d tempo.

Oga,why are you not typing like a normal person??

My neighbour dat has caught like 13 flowers since 2005 is still single wit no hope of gettin a fiance in d nxt 2 years sef

@ op,,,,I hav heard of one KUYLIE,,I heard she is good,well mannered,well behaved and single,,,,am nominating her for u,,,,u can try her out and tell us ur experience

The university of portharcourt has gone ahead to release d revised calender for the 2nd semester,


REGULAR PROGRAM
AMENDED SECOND SEMESTER ACADEMIC CALENDAR FOR RETURNING STUDENTSFIRST SEMESTER ACADEMIC CALENDAR FOR FRESH STUDENTS
1.0 Sunday, 8th December, 2013
Returning Students Arrives
2.0 Monday, 9th December, 2013 - Saturday, 21st December, 2013
Lectures resume for returning students
3.0 Monday, 23rd December, 2013 - Sunday, 5th January, 2014
Christmas Break
4.0 Monday, 6th January - Friday, 14th March, 2014
Lectures Continues
5.0 Monday, 17th March – Friday, 21st March, 2014
Revision
6.0 Monday, 24th March, 2014 – Friday, 11th April, 2014
Second Semester Examinations for returning students
7.0 Wednesday, 7th May, 2014
Extra-ordinary Meeting of Senate to consider Second Semester 2012/2013 Results
1.0 Sunday, 8th December - Friday, 20th December, 2013
Fresh Students Arrives
Registration of Fresh Students (Monday, 9th December, 2013 - Friday, 20th December, 2013)
2.0 Monday, 23rd December, 2013 – Sunday, 5th January, 2014
Christmas Break
3.0 Monday 6th January – Friday, 28th March, 2014
Lectures begins for fresh students
4.0 Monday, 31st March - Friday, 4th April, 2014
Revision
5.0 Monday, 7th April - Friday, 24th April, 2014
First Semester Examinations for Fresh Students
6.0 Wednesday, 21st May, 2014
Extra-ordinary Meeting of Senate to consider Second Semester 2013/2014 Results for fresh students

Source www.uniport.edu.ng.....school's site

The university of portharcourt has gone ahead to release d revised calender for the 2nd semester,


REGULAR PROGRAM
AMENDED SECOND SEMESTER ACADEMIC CALENDAR FOR RETURNING STUDENTSFIRST SEMESTER ACADEMIC CALENDAR FOR FRESH STUDENTS
1.0 Sunday, 8th December, 2013
Returning Students Arrives
2.0 Monday, 9th December, 2013 - Saturday, 21st December, 2013
Lectures resume for returning students
3.0 Monday, 23rd December, 2013 - Sunday, 5th January, 2014
Christmas Break
4.0 Monday, 6th January - Friday, 14th March, 2014
Lectures Continues
5.0 Monday, 17th March – Friday, 21st March, 2014
Revision
6.0 Monday, 24th March, 2014 – Friday, 11th April, 2014
Second Semester Examinations for returning students
7.0 Wednesday, 7th May, 2014
Extra-ordinary Meeting of Senate to consider Second Semester 2012/2013 Results
1.0 Sunday, 8th December - Friday, 20th December, 2013
Fresh Students Arrives
Registration of Fresh Students (Monday, 9th December, 2013 - Friday, 20th December, 2013)
2.0 Monday, 23rd December, 2013 – Sunday, 5th January, 2014
Christmas Break
3.0 Monday 6th January – Friday, 28th March, 2014
Lectures begins for fresh students
4.0 Monday, 31st March - Friday, 4th April, 2014
Revision
5.0 Monday, 7th April - Friday, 24th April, 2014
First Semester Examinations for Fresh Students
6.0 Wednesday, 21st May, 2014
Extra-ordinary Meeting of Senate to consider Second Semester 2013/2014 Results for fresh students

If he is an apc member,some pple wil say its d work of pdp or GEJ,,,,,,bt na d man do himself finally,,,,I cannot even pray for peace for him in d world beyond,,,,,,nhe was married wit children and yet stil misbehaved,,,,SMH

Na all dis kind stories dey spoil some genuine intentions of some pple,,,,,dat guy no try,,,,,2moro if d lady treat anoda guy wit contempt and disrespect,we guys go dey shout,,bt its nt her fault,,,,,anyway,,I hope dey catch d guy sha

Lol,,,,,bros u forget to mention delta gate,,,,,boys always toasting,,u forget ICTC,,free browsing tins(dat is if u don pay school fees o lol) bros u forget choba small gate,,where security dey collect bribe like say dem b police,,bros u forget dos crazy mandela hostel guys,dem dey curse and yab any livin tin,,,one day weda ASUU like am or not,,,we go go back to school,,,,,,ASUU cannot strike forever na

I concur o,,,,,,,bt d NANS leaders are just noise makers,,,,dey no get level

Obviously she is crying for d man dat is marryin her,,,,,,in her mind *cheii so na dis mumu man come later fall mugu after all dis my promiscous years,,,,smh,,,,,,,dis man no even knw wetin dis my kpekus don go tru and yet he pay all d bride price,,,,well na him luck,,,,bt I pity am sha* so na her husband foolishness she dey cry for,,lol

OGA AT THE TOP

Na wa o,,,,,,,dis ASUU pple just dey wicked,,,,abi na laziness dey do dem,,,anyway,even if na next year dem call am off,we go stil go back to school

Then after d guy finally loves u,,,,u wil now return to your normal self,,,,,,,,den if he can't cope wit ur new attitude,issues wil now start comin up.....den u wil say he broke ur heart

Even 30 year old man dey find sugar mummy.......smh

U can buy for her sanitary pads, or toilet rolls,or greeting cards,or #100 recharge card,,,,,u can also buy cheese balls and tasty time for her,,,,,I knw she wil be very happy and appreciate it

[quote author=Wallade][/quote]Tank u my broda,,,,,seem like u really understood my point,,,,,,no mind dat guy,,,him dey form I too know

[quote author=D sage]Lolz, don't let me deceive you man, there's no way a woman will look down on you if you possessed those characteristics I mentioned in my previous post. Irrespective of your age, I will say it again, no woman, not even your so called 'Oga at the top' will look down on you. Work hard and be someone every girl will like to be with. I hear u

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D sage: They can't just call you a small boy for no reason. Hope you don't have problem with the following;

* you act immature.

* you broke or you no get level.

* your dressing.

I dnt hav any of d listed characteristics,,,its just sometin I observed ryt from our days in secondary school,,where girls,because of d pple dey date den,,wil start lookin down on d guys,,,,,,so bro,I knw some of ur agemates (girls)wil stil tell u dat u are nt up to deir level,,,cos dey myt b dating an oga @ d top