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My own is why is the girl guiding him through the documents covering her face with those enormous shades?? You're willing to take on the controversial dude as an ambassador but you're too ashamed to show your face?? That was the very first thing that struck me. Even on top the wide shades she was still tilting her head down. Lmao

Tobanks:
TMI tomorrow, for ELTP that did panel interview at HQ last saturday.

I already have one eye on the account opening, because from what i've seen on this thread, those that were in this August batch last year didnt have 2 weeks for their account opening, i will advise anyone who is in my position to start eyeing up potential clients, and PLEASE, IF YOU HAVE EXCESS CLIENT, ABEG I DEY FIND O. No need opening more than two million, its not adding anything to you, you can just help someone else.

Oga, I have good news and not so good news for you.
1. The Not so good news: You wouldn't be asked to open accounts anytime soon as far as you're entry level not front line.

2. The coming months will be sufficient for you to gradually network and get commitments for your account opening stage. If you work on the people you have and buid more contacts within the period, you won't have a challenge when it's time to open the account.

My candid advice is to focus on the Tmi because people still get rejected after that although that won't be your portion. Give it your best. You see how the panel people made you relax and feel comfortable?? They person you'll meet for tmi won't smile with you or give you time to relax. That 5-8 mins is the most important part of the entire interview process. Good luck!

March batch Ts graduation is Friday people. So September people hope you're getting ready. Expect to submit documents by next week. It's on people.

grossintel:
My brother, when I hear people say we are the once who can fix Nigeria, I wonder who the hell is the We. You mean the youths who are rooted in fraud and encourage corruption. Just look at the boldness on his statement, the rest of the world are moving to better and cheaper technology and we refuse to fight for a better Nigeria and reject corruption. DSTV has monopolized satellite TV, hence killing every rival because Nigeria is corrupt and they can do anything and get away with it. Ntel came and MTN is trying to kill the company. All this has got to stop! Data is very expensive in Nigeria and even at that it's metered. No ISP is offering true cappless data without throttling your speed somehow and they won't tell you. Banks ripping of customers with random charges and we don't care. If anyone still thinks Nigeria can be fixed hmm, it can be but certainly not by this generation. This generation is far worse than the old looters who steal with a pen, we will steal with both pen and technology! Me I'm out of here, least I know a've giving my kids a brighter future with limitless opportunities.

Its is sad because the older generation hated one another silently and were crafty about it. We're brazen with our hate and we're supposed to be more enlightened. Even people who wanted to change things have been stifled out of opportunities or office. The only resort then becomes selfishness. The idea is this, the more life becomes easier for the general populace, the less demand for lobbyists and corrupt enrichment of the elite. They stand to gain more by this country going to shit than getting better. You've tried for your children. There's no hope for this country, I may need to follow through like you and do the same.

Lordnagato:
Thanks... I just felt what ll be ll be, I've just sent them a mail though, would be nice to get an explanation

I'll be honest with you.
1. You're still up for the job. Since you weren't rejected till now. That one is non contestable
2. You won't do training this year. They've batched you in a later pool. So you can get a gig that'll keep you busy till next year. If by then you still want to go through with it they'll mail you eventually.

okokobioko1:
i see these guys like unserious folks in the business world. there is a saying that ( show the world what you intend to do, rather than telling them first.) i rest my case.

You have a very strong point Oga. They should've studies their market well and known the risk. The better play would have been to effectively lobby and buy over key players in government and regulation before their media campaign. Then they'd have been in a better position to contend with the big boys.

They should ask themselves why Mtn wasn't able to stop glo.

grossintel:
And you want a better Nigeria with this mindset? Disgusting!

I wanted to say this thing long ago but I felt it not good enough. This country is gone to the wind. Nobody cares about development or bettering our economy our the general well being of all. Sentiments and tribalism is in EVERYTHING. Part of the problem they have is that an Igbo man owns Tstv. Who cares It can be an Ijaw or Nupe man for all I care. We're forgetting how many jobs will be created, what about the supply chain to follow, people that will benefit, families generating more income. Ethnicity and tribalsim, not corruption has finished this country.

JuanDeDios:
You're the one watching too much Suits, oga. Did you read where I said it creates trust issues? I won't trust TSTV. Anyway, when you're done sounding intelligent and watching Suits, go read the Nigerian case of Niger Chemists v. Nigeria Chemists. Then come back.

Oga, I know the case. There's culpability for the confusion between using Niger and Nigeria in the same line of business. So following through was there any confusion about the both of them being Chemists??

It was the wrongest case to bring up. Both Dstv and Tstv are "Satellite TV" providers, so what's the confusion there There's no trust issue whatsoever from the naming no matter how you want to come at it.

Let's do small simple deductive reasoning from your cited case.

Niger Chemists vs Nigeria Chemists
What was the problem, the was establish that the concurrent use of Niger and Nigeria in the same line of business could cause considerable confusion as to who the plaintiff is.

Now
Digital Satellite TV(Dstv) vs. Telecom Satellite TV (Tstv)
Oga, am even going to stop here because further justification is a waste of my time.
If you're a lawyer then be sure there's a case before encouraging people to "sue". Unless you're one of those that encourage people to take on baseless law suits to line your pockets.

It's like the police is finding it difficult to understand the meaning of overhaul. Psychiatric test to what end It's just a means of throwing up a smoke screen to make a higher authority believe that you're doing something you actually absolutely have no intention of doing.

JuanDeDios:
Naming that company TSTV, a name that closely resembles an existing company in the same business, is underhanded. It is a bad idea that creates trust issues for TSTV from day one. Yes, DSTv can sue.

All you people that watch too much suits and law and order. That's a law suit that will eventually become a waste of money. What exactly are they supposed to sue for?? What does Dstv stand for?? Do they have monopoly over the "satellite TV" name?? Is it a registered trade mark??

Haven't you heard of Fstv?? What of banks, do you know how many banks have ....... Bank of Nigeria... Shouldn't CBN sue all of them
You see how one can sound intelligent and still have no point

LuciferKristi:
This is truly disgusting.
I'm personally offended.

Dirty utensils.
Dirty sink.
Dirty-looking food
Dirty meat
Dirty hands

Your "green leaf" has no name abi? We should just use any green leaf we find in the bush right?

Where is the broom you used in preparation?




This disgusting "food" can only appeal to Afonjas.
*spits*

This is uncalled for.. Its low.

Forbme one thing is sure. She's talking like this because she probably has family, friends and other relations living on Lagos. She even probably grew up here and I also believe she's amplifying the situation. Can she tell us where she slept the other days she wasn't in the library or on the train?

The word is basic amenities, you can't tell me living abroad is more difficult than in Nigeria. That's a bold faced fallacy. Everything is subjective, I am not one to judge but I believe she didn't do enough with her opportunities. Bend down and get your hands dirty. How much is q gallon or milk? Or a loaf of bread there??

Shey when she slept on a train she was safe?? She should just loiter at oshodi under bridge for 30 mins in the night. Everywhere has challenges but there's no basis for that comparison at all.

Padraic:
for real? that would be nice. however, I doubt access bank that will know will give us 2019 model.

most of the Kia rio I see is manual.

Na preference. Most random official vehicles come in manual but for personal use you can choose auto or manual. The only reason you wouldn't get a 2019 kia Rio by that time is if it hasn't been released. They give the latest model of that Rio as at the time you finish TS

Edondo2018:
Well, I'm not here to argue with you. I'm sure from what I posted I wrote on frontline. It's wrong to have said frontline interns ain't priority. Everyone has its job role and I posted that just to get the attention of those who have also completed the recruitment process and awaiting their 2 weeks training school. Whichever way, out both goals is to get admitted into the training school ASAP

Nigerians, quick to play the victim card. I didn't say you as in people that applied for front line nor entry level. I meant you as in applicant, no matter what you applied for including me. It is the hard truth but we're not priority to the bank. So if you have that notion begin now to change it. They'll contact us when they have our time. Till then... You and I are still not priority

Edondo2018:
Are you entry level applicant or frontline

Entry level

Edondo2018:
Access bank sef. We that have already concluded all the stages of frontline internship recruitment since July 5th are still waiting to get mail to resume training school, yet another frontline application have started. Only God understands how access bank run their recruitment sef. Biko answer us o. This wait is tiring

You've been waiting since July 5th and you're complaining. You will learn to tarry. We that didn't hear anything for months nko From march to July....Nothing.... You need to understand that you're not their top priority, so many other factors can stall the process..

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Please, Good evening everyone. Does anyone know if there's a Presbyterian church in Ogba, Lagos. Anyone with useful info should please hit me up, even if there's one in Ikeja.. Need directions please. Thank you guys.

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Weflo however advised that the best way forward is for banks, government and corporate bodies to support the industry.

"We are in an era where music videos reach 100million views on Youtube, I dream of an industry where a brand for instance can take up the bill of an artiste's musical video shoot in exchange for a feature of their product or service in the video. [b]Banks should also beable to give loans to artistes and government needs to fund entertainment same way they fund sports", he advised.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2018/08/as-upcoming-artiste-you-either-have.html?m=1[/quote]When you open your own bank, then by all means be handing out credit facilities to musicians. If you still have a bank at the end of the financial year, come and collect another 25b for capital.

BeingFrank:
A once very vocal and vibrant woman, forced into the other room. Well, election is near, strange things are bound to be rampant.

The most sensible comment here. Something is fishy. She's been silent more or less for months now.. She even looks like someone who'd rather not be there. Make I still dey look. Many Nigerians are myopic. Can't see what is really going on.

Padraic:
only HR knows, no one else.

the best we can do here is guess or speculate. If you're close to anyone in HR, you can try asking them.

this only thing we know for sure is, TS starts in September. it may be 1st or 30th... who knows.

my advice, try to get on another job recruitment, who knows... it may click and you end up ditching access.

if not, relax and enjoy your holiday till whenever they're ready to call it off.

I support this ascertion. Ts should start first week of September. I believe the initial plan was to finish processing us(overflow from dec/jan applications) before filling up with June applicants. However, probably they had a rethink and decided to lump the two together for TS processing.

Am almost certain some of them that applied in June that had finished Tm will get mails for final assessment soon. So give them 7 working days for their final assessment and another 10 days for preemployment documents. That should be when they'll now advise on the new date for submission. Na to relax enjoy the next 15 days minimum. By last week of this month we'll submit the forms dey wait for induction and commencement.

Edondo2018:
No they don't. They take strictly original WAEC issued by the organization itself not online printout. Even if your WAEC result is F9 all through, it doesn't matter. All they need is your date of birth written on the result.

Lol. Oga.. I understand you but camdan. Although I believe there's no specific requirement based on subject grades and what not. You must have five credits, whether maths and English must join am not sure. And you're right, na Waec them dey find. And original one

teejayahmed:
The reschedule news was the best thing to happen in this entire recruitment.

The one thing outstanding now is for them to announce the date that the training school will start to allow people that are working sort themselves out.

You're quite right. I was almost running mad gaun. It shouldn't be latter than first week of September

Nsonyechukwi:
Please did any other person get a mail from access bank saying that the submission of Pre-employment document has been rescheduled?

Yes. It has. Thank God. The deadline wanted to choke person.

[quote author=floratutu post=69781393][/quote]Please forward to dabereuko@gmail.com

From the beginning of this "report" it was obvious it is fake. The style of writing and reporting shows a clear bias from the instant. They think when they attach UK to the origin of the report it'll give it credibility. That's how stupid and illiterate they think we Nigerians are. Even if the center exists, because they're supposedly in the UK doesn't make them right or superior. That's even what I find distasteful about this nonsense "report"

koboko69:
When will Nigeria get things right?

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that advert.....

Here in US, they will even mention names.. ...nothing dey happen...

Well no basics for comparison...

But still at that.....i see nothing wrong to warrant an apology....

Oga na lie... No dey lie like this. E no good. NO WHERE is demarketing condoned. No where. I challenge you to post one American ad where a competitor was directly mentioned in an ad. It's always subtle shading that's normal everywhere.

Takeit2017:
As seen on Twitter. Effective or not?



http://trendinghelm..com/2018/07/bank-send-new-staff-to-prisons-for-tour.html

Sounds like Access bank to me.. Lol