₦airaland Forum

Ilovenigeria: You don enter one chance be that?

Ishsoph: Hahahahahahahahaha
I pulled the trick on you babe and you fall
I didn't ask after your night girl
I simply asked "how do you do?". You know most tribes in Nigeria understands "kedu" to mean "how do you do?" but adding "kedu k'mere?" I know it'll confuse you

Lolz @ 'this one is simply na'
Obayaya I don hands up o

Ilovenigeria: Hahahahahahhaha. biko onye choro inutara anyi nwata aa?

Ishsoph: Wife ko knife ni
Dont think you'll use your senatorial position to collect all the divas we have in this nl

Ehee, kedu maka nwata, erm Irisk?

Ma half kpof kpof

oneeast3: Chai..hahahahaha you see why I like you..
Well I want you to know that chino is perfect gentleman out there. Our branch office in Ph has all Igbo states represented as workers including Akwaibom and Rivers employees..I must tell you I am responsible for their in-take into our establishment..

oneeast3: Well I still expect you to withdraw the rude words on my personality, because I am your greatest admirer on this board. Maybe you never knew it until now..

oneeast3: I do not hate anybody. By the way withdraw your insults on my personality if you are genuine with your handshake. I have watched you since yesterday insulting my personality. If any other person can do that not good friend OBAYAYA of all people..

KelvinGraphics: Mba o.
Abughi kwam onye Anambra self.

Ishsoph: Good one!
Let's start from the basics

Kedu k'imere?

Ishsoph: Anya ukwu gi g'eme onwezi nke i'ga ama ozo

oneeast3: Let the bye-gone be bye-gone..

Let me tell you, everyday I woke up and thank GOD that HE placed me in the geopolitical landscape called Anambra. Am from Uga but anyday they will carve my town out from Anambra, I will denounce my town and join my wife to claim Nnewi, that is how serious the matter is..

Until you guys understand that I feel great each day I remember that am from the same state as the greatest and best brains out of Nigeria, then the better for all of us..

Ishsoph: Ichoro ima nke n'eme ugbu a, nke mere ikpeazu k'owu nke ka g'eme eme?

KelvinGraphics: Biko nu, kedu Kelvin nke unu na ekwu okwu ya
Obayaya, isiri na ijere akwukwo na Nteje??
Ochon biko ibu onye Nteje??
Ishsoph nwannem, ana'm ekene oo

Ishsoph: Bia owu iri nri k'jere n'obodo bweast?

OdenigboAroli: Tell you father and mother to shut up,monkey!
I am glad you say you are from Enugu and I dont care whether you grasp my culture or not. The point is that you be Wawa boy and I have nothing in common with you! You can live in Anambra and invest their but are not from there and you will stay away when Anambrarians are having Umunna gatherings. You are nothing more than Onye mbimbi in Anambra,shikena.

Ilovenigeria: Thank you Obayaya. That idiota and chino entered enugu thread and tried to cause havoc but unfortunately Enugu folks were matured enough to ignore them. These are the set people that bring bad name to Anambra people.

ochon: I don't believe she smokes sha. She's just fronting. Chai, abeg, riforom tupu iricha nri niile!! I swear, if I come down there, na to carry bloated stomach back to the East.

Yeah, I know a couple courtesy of wooing competition. Don't miss this chance.

lertee: Mr man,you need to pour out your mind and stop pouring sand inside my akamu,i mean,why do you like spoiling obayaya' market?

Ilovenigeria: Otu onitsha. Onwere ebe a na akpo Mbonu Ojike na fegge, anyi na eje abe ahu ese igbo. Anyi na ejejwa ebe ana ekpofu ahihia na ohanugo field amu motor na inya motorcycle.

ochon: LMAO. Kedu k'osi ato? I really want to eat a lot of Yoruba foods though. Especially Ewa Agoyin. I've heard good preview of it.
Trust me, few have gotten lucky. I know one couple from the wooing ish , but not I ain't saying shít.

OdenigboAroli: And who are you to declare an Anambra thread closed?
Oga,park for corner.

You lots from Imo and Enugu destroyed this thread out of jealousy,and now you are trying to make Chino a scapegoat. Chino didn't even srart this thread. I have been to Enugu thread and had some disagreement with Cjrane,Spyder and co but I know when to leave and let the thread progress.

To be honest with you,every Igbo man knows there is jealousy and hatred towards Anambra people and this thread is a testimony to that. You see how they ganged up and destroyed this thread with Chino as an excuse.

ochon: Buwahahahah. You're a crook. You just saw Lertee now and changed your stance. Chai.

ochon: Interesting!! Well, though I find the word the non-offensive, I don't use it on Yorubas because it's obvious, they don't like it, same way I don't like being called "ibo."

LMAO. I know it doesn't normally lead to offline dating, but I think, few have gotten lucky from the wooing competition. You never can tell, you're gifted with words, who knows, your love interest might fall for your sleek lines.

lertee: I mean err erm,i'm not single

ochon: Gbabakwa oso, Obayaya nwete gi, oga atagi ka sugarcane, gbupu chaff gi.

mzteemarh: thank you i appreciate

ochon: focus your beam on the ladies alone biko. It's your right to chase them.

Ilovenigeria: Adim serious. anogo m nairaland 8 yrs. Anom onitsha so any day I turu down call me.

ochon: Is that what led the formation of the "name"? I've been wondering why you guys say the "ofe mmanu" name because prior to joining NL, I've never heard of it. It confuses me till this day.

Why didn't you woo her then?

Ilovenigeria: Ochu nwanyi.......

ochon: Idíot!! The three of them that schooled in the East, now speaks Igbo but not wella sha. But they understand it perfectly.

ochon: Arrrgggghhh!! Why Obayaya? Why did you let the cat outta the bag? now you've ruined my chances of catching her in future.

The main reason I knew it's her was the truth you just revealed now.

1. Immediately she stopped being online with Softsparkyy account, her activities increased with this moniker.

2. The most overwhelming evidence is that, the rate of Softsparkyy's post coming to an abrupt end coincided with the increase in volume of IloveNigeria's posts.

Chick's been nailed.

lertee: Oh,but they didn't state single or married on the thread,i think anyone can come in and catch fun you know.

BTW,i'm not married yet.

ochon: Exactly!! Her "igbo" shows she grew up/lived a huge chunk of her life in Lasgidi. It's not top notch but it's correct and better because my cousins in Lag, can't even or write in Igbo.

ochon: Ija!! Akuko Mike Ejeagha. You are Softsparkyy. I have this nagging feeling you are the person. The traits and "Playfulness" tilt the scale towards you being her. You are her jor. Okay, PM me your real moniker. I'm waiting.

Mbosi obuna mbatara maka mmeme Ekeresimesi, aga'm atu down na Osha, bia fu gi.

Guy, I go mad cos I nearly fell for her "8 years" hocus pocus.

Ilovenigeria: Just because I told you guys na abum nwanyi abi?
Oburukwa nu nam si unu na abum nwoke unu ka akpozi m kelvin ma obu ishsoph.

Ilovenigeria: Hahahahahha.
I think this is the best way to derail a tribal thread. whenever I notice any war again agam akpo Ochon na Obayaya ka anyi were igbo weee supu ufodu ndi mmadu na the thread.

ochon: Chei. Ijere akwukwo na Nteje? Yabu na ima bemu ofuma ofuma. Nice one my brother.

So ibu nwa otu (Onitsha-raised)? No wonder ina ekwu inyo n'onu gi. Very vulgar brother. echedim na itoro na PH make Profilu gi kwuru otu ahu.

ochon: If that chick is pretty Softsparkky, I go mad. I think it is her, but she go deny am.

ochon: Chai, woman wrapper, 600yrds.

ochon: Softsparkyy? I doubt though, since you said you've been on here since '08.

berem: gini n'eme na ubosi Valentine?