I despise seeing Big bodies like that. They don't entice me! It's too sad to look at. Like WTF??

Twirelex:
the boss...
longest time

I'm good man. Hope you're good too?
What's up with y'all changing username?

IamTeen:
I want to apply at ABU next year but i want to ask if the primary school certificate is compulsory?

It is... During registration after you've been admitted

spiritualmubi:
Please regarding our olevel results, I don't have the original of waec and neco (am using both) can I bring the printout from the net and their scratch cards? will they accept it? or must it be the original?

Yes you Can. You'll be required to pay #300 for watching scratch card to check. But not all faculty request for that tho'

Pennicock:
HOW TO GO FOR YOUR REGISTRATION WITHOUT
LOOKING CONFUSED. well, school fees for different
faculties vary. that of medicine is relatively higher than
sciences; however, the fee for those admitted to faculty
science is N31,000 to N32,500. to those admitted to the
faculties in the bermuda triangle, the registration fee
doesn't exceed N36,000. other faculties are the same
with the faculty science. unless, the fee is hiked. so, just
budget N40,000 for your reg. as for the credentials,
original jamb slip, the statement result of your o'level
results waec/ssce or the print out page with a new
scratch card, if it is scratched, it won't be accepted.
original birth cert, state of origin, primary school
certificate, declaration of age(optional), a printout of the
page of admission(though, it is n0t important).
deparmental fee is usually N500. you will buy green files
which have s/mis forms to submit senate, faculty,
department. Accommodation N7,090. I will continue with
a comment on this post.
Then to log in. your matriculation number is
your name! your password is your state of origin. i.e.,
NAME: U17AH0001 PASSWORD: KOGI. lemme explain
some' right quick. the registration number looks like this,
"U17AH0001", "U" here means "undergraduate", "17" here
means the year(set) you were admitted, like 2017, so
U17, The next set after youse, U18. So HA is an acronym
(short form or abbreviation of your department), "HA"
that i used means human anatomy. then "0001" is your
serial number, meaning the first person to registered will
get, "0001", second will get "0002", and so on. if it did
not log in, i mean, after entering your matricultation
number and state of origin and it did n0t work, it means
it has n0t been activated. if it works then, do these.
the activation might take time, say
hours or days. so keep checking time to time. when it
finally works, a page loads, and your name will be at the
upper part, then you will see options like "school fees",
"accommodation", "result", "evaluation", "profile". so, go
to school fees, when you click, the page will load, the
page will contain your school fees, and there will be a
special number called transaction id it has two letters
and ten numbers, something like, "UR299995523" copy
that number and go to the bank, get a depositing slip,
ABU'S Bank accounts are written on the tables in all the
banks copy it on the deposting slip and write that special
number from your school fees page at the top of the
depositing slip, then pay. it continues.
GO back to your profile, click on the
"school fees", see if it is paid, they will change it to.
"This transaction is paid." then breathe again! you are
almost there. if you do not register your courses you
can't click accommodation. go and meet your course
advisor then they will tell you what courses to register,
this is also done in your student profile. lest i forget, you
must print the page your school fees page turned to
transaction paid and make photocopies, also print the
page of your course registration, take it to your course
advisor for him to sign and stamp it. make photocopies
of it. then quickly go back to your student profile and
click on "Accommodation", this is crucial, about 70% of
students don't get accommodation, so don't be
catwalking, hajia, be quick to click a room. when you
click accommodation, the page loads and you copy the
transaction id and go to the bank, repeat the same
process for your school fees.
after you have paid, go back to your
profile again and click on "accommodation", print the
page and take it to your hall admin, this one can be done
later. submit a copy of your school fees page, the one
you were told, "this transaction is paid", your admission
letter, three passports two undertaking forms(after you
have filled them) to the hall admin with the
accommodation page, the one you were told that "this
transaction is paid". make sure you edit your profile,
upload a passport and signature on it. because your
picture must show in your student profile. then lastly, "ID
Card", but i will touch this later.
you should be given green files when you
are in the faculty collecting your admission letter, they
are NOT free. In my days, when i got on campus,
another new student which i mistook for an old student
dealt with me! when i asked him where can i locate my
faculty? he took me round the school; we spent minutes
walking in a giant circle, it was later he told me, ";kei,
bein seni ba", "meaning he doesn't kn0w", kai! i just
moved on. to worsen the case, ma shoe cut for road, i
had to remove the two and walk bare footed, people be
looking at me, ma dark shades on no one can see me,
lol. let's continue, each green file has a white form,
gather all those white form in one green file, but you
must have filled them out, go to the senate building and
ask for the academic secretary's office, he will sign your
forms, then go to your dean, he will also sign your
forms, i mean the white forms in the green file, all of
them. breathe! pause a bit. It Continues.
you will submit all the photocopied
credentials with your school fees slip, course form, and
that white form(sif -student info. form), remember you
were asked to bring a scratch card? have it stapled to
the photocopy of your o'level result. the one that has
your scratch card stapled to your o'level result is the one
you will submit to the senate, distribute all your
credentials in the other green files given to you, then
submit to your dean, and department. so, you are almost
done. fact: ABU security men are stronger than the chief
of army staff, tukur bura bura. they be looking for
students to harrass. dress code: to ma niggas, excess
sagging is n0t allowed. crazy jeans is n0t allowed. my
aunties, skin tight or leggins are not allowed. you must
wear agbada! no. i'm kidding! the agbada is a joke, but
the rest are true.
your ID CARD! ID CARDS! i said ID
CARDS! do not lose, you will go to "ID CARD" in your
profile, they will normally give you the chance to fill the
necessaries there. then print the page with the original
admission letter and photocopy of your admission letter,
they will return your original Admission letter to you,
carry a photocopy of your stamped course form, take 3
passports, the passport must have a white background,
if n0t they ain't takin' it. that's it! you are d0ne. You will
check back in two weeks to collect it. moslem student
pay dues!

Concise!!!.. Bt please edit and paragraph well. Good job

Twirelex:
bros if them give you botany no collect...

Is this Tony??

mrklock:

hadizadeezy @obeenah40 come and see. this girl and humblemigg Ko. no comment wlhy, just know you no try

LMAO.. What did I miss??
Wait, wait... Hadizadeezy is still on this forum?
Gaskiya you no try.. Well-done

I don't think there's any country in the world with as good sense of humour as Nigerian

No pics? ?

[quote author=Papikush post=53678225]Nigerian babe getting married to a white Nigga in Ghana. She truly is a citizen of the world. [/quote1yy

mrklock:

thank God we still have people like you here. keep the good work. Abuklaw I missed hadizadeezy humblemigg obeenah40 simkreative and all the u14 aspirants here

my brother anytime any day, the only guy that understands my humor and insults

funny how time flies, just like yesterday we were aspirants and today 300l students

Humblemigg went ghostmode,
hadiza too
Simkreative is now a doctor
abuklaw is active here, BT ghost in school
tony, my off k guy and etc,
y'all are missed biko

Whosever took d life of that snake, took more than 20 lives

Nice fleet adebayor. Hardwork really pays!

Modified: I know the haters will arrive soon

rheether:
Look at his irritating legs

One spotted. His irritating legs bought his those rides your fine legs will never drive

I just love the graphical representation using toons

This kannywood guys are funny.

I used my data to stream the complete video hoping to see a sex scene or even small unclad scene that would cause someone to get expelled from the industry.

There was no hugging sef, the only held hand

See as dem just waste my data

D

H

tens4real:
thanks bro any news about wen admission list Go drop?
n I think Fresher's will resume one week before stalyte resumption of October 23 abi

I have no idea when the list will be out

Toniwirelex:
it does bro.

It does yes !

BT the chance of a successful INTERFACULTY transfer is very slim.
I know a nigga that lost his admission in the process

Sammy888:
How is interfaculty transfer done in Abu

I really don't know the processes
But I know it dosnt always work out.

tens4real:
wat is allowed for cooking?
and hope ironing of cloth is allowed?

Kerosene stove.

Ironing is allowed

tens4real:
abu Zaria admission list is no doubt around the corner....
pls is gas cooker or electric stove allowed in the hostel?

No, its prohibited

The sky is crystal clear here in Zaria

DrMaths:
Did
u read the thread

Yes i did ,To the last comment

DrMaths:
Obeenah40

Same for tecno phantom series

Lolaabokoku:
And so?

Why must u hate na.


They look lovely jare

Osu175:
what about A.B.U Zaria that also went for strike.
A.B.U also dey south?

ABU is not on strike. Lectures held this morning

mrklock:
What warwar

lol

Remedy007:

bro pls chat me up, here is my number 07033224299. I need some info from you. Your Bro from the East

08091306271