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Juliearth:
The wait is over and I guess by now,we all know our fates in respect to NYSC posting. Plateau state awaits me and I figured that it'd be cool to link up with others posted to the same state,so all the corps members posted to Plateau state can join me and others via thia link. Follow this link to join my WhatsApp grp
https:///Ip4F4x8kNyXEEJgp6THb8H

Op do the needful by adding me

Please add me 07068620806.

they usually don't return

A good friend does not only stand by his friend at good times only but at bad time also.

People smiled their ways to and fro bank ATMs when mavros where coming those days that MMM was vibrant I wonder why they can't stand by him in his time of challenges?

Those who are now deserting MMM by not paying, how can you look at him in the face when he comes out gallant? You better look before you leap.

COdeGenesis:
I don't normally do this, but I just have to. Having losing trust in MMM because of the way they ended up in 2016, i can now put my spare money again in MMM after I received alert from another Participant early this morning. Let us just see how long it is going to last, valentine is around the corner, lol.
In other news do read my open letter to mavrodi.
https://www.nairaland.com/3573914/open-letter-sergei-mavrodi-mmm

was any code sent to your phone in the form of an SMS before you where matched?

Russia has unveiled terrified image of the largest ever nuclear missile ‘RS-28 Sarmat missile’ capable of destroying area size of UK and France.

The image which was revealed online by the chief designer form the Makeyev Rocket Design Bureau, was posted alongside a message saying:
'In accordance with the Decree of the Russian Government 'On the State Defense Order for 2010 and the planning period 2012-2013', JSC, SRC Makeyev instructed to begin the development of OCD Samat. In June 2011, the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation signed a state contract for OCD *Samat*.

Prospective strategic missile systems (RKSN) Samat is created in order to secure and effective nuclear deterrent tasks of Russia’s strategic forces.’




According to report, the RS-289 Sarmat missle dubbed as ‘Satan 2super –nuke’ byNato, has a top speed of 4.3 miles (7km) per second and has been designed to outfox anti-missile shield systems. The new Sarmat missile could probably deliver warheads of 40 megatons - 2,000 times as powerful as the atom bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945.

Let's talk business. want to make enquires about the end dump semi trailer. send details to mrobichukwu007@gmail.com

shape looks funny though ;Dshape looks funny though

Please Nairalanders help me with this question that has been of disturbance to my thinking. What are the Job opportunities for someone who studied history in the university. that is, where can he/she possibly get a job?

Did anyone notice this?
#NigeriaDecides
GMB won elections with total votes of (15,424,921)
While GEJ lost with total votes of (12,853,162)
Now see the Hand of GOD in this:
(1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1)= 28
(1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2)= 28
Can anyone define this?
And elections were held on March 28
was it God or mere coincidence?
I Love Naija .....

Is this the TRANSFORMATION they are talking about?

We as Africans (Nigerians in Particular) tend to
believe in the higher being and things we don’t
see more than those in the western world. We
believe in conspiracy theories, the afterlife, Jazz,
Juju, Witches and Wizards and marine spirits.
What prompted this right up was a comment I
heard from someone recently.
I was downing a bottle of coke (actually am not a
coke person but the ‘share a coke with’ concept
was what stimulated me to be drinking coke) and
the lady said ‘don’t drink coke anymore oh, don’t
you know that it is demonic, can’t you see that
you are sharing your coke with ‘mammy water’.
They have probably even finished it before you
started drinking it’. I was like shooo….so Chidinma,
Ayo and Esther are all ‘mammy water spirits’.
Then she started telling me stories of how
everything that happens on this planet has already
been determined or established in the marine world
right before it even begins here and that Coca-Cola
has a deal with the occult and that that’s what
brought about the ’share a coke with’ idea. And
that everybody drinking coke has been initiated into
the occult. So I did the math and I concluded that
if her theories where to be true, then about
5billion people have already been initiated into the
occult.
Who else agrees with this?

conducted research to find out the benefits and problems linked
with marijuana use. While there are many, here are ten of the
health benefits attributed to marijuana and, of course, some of
the problems linked to its use:

Alzheimer’s —Marijuana may be able to slow the progression of
Alzheimer’s disease, according to research by the Scripps
Research Institute and published in Molecular Pharmaceutics .

Anxiety — Harvard Medical School found that marijuana may have
anti-anxiety effects. Of course, keep in mind that high doses may
increase anxiety and paranoia.

Arthritis —Marijuana can alleviate pain and inflammation linked to
arthritis.

Cancer —Research in the journal Molecular Cancer Therapeutics
found that cannabidiol found in marijuana, turns off a gene called
“Id-1,” which cancer cells use to spread.

Epilepsy —Marijuana has been shown in studies by Virginia
Commonwealth University, to stop seizures in the school’s animal
studies.

Glaucoma — Researchers are working on developing new drugs based
on cannabis to treat glaucoma pain after learning its effectiveness
for treating the condition. Glaucoma is a condition that increases
pressure inside the eyeball and can lead to vision loss.

Improves Lung Health —Research in the Journal of the American
Medical Association found that marijuana can increase lung
capacity, not decrease it as many people have long believed.

Multiple Sclerosis —A study published in the Canadian Medical
Association Journal found that cannabinoids found in marijuana
significantly reduced multiple sclerosis pain.

Nausea —Marijuana contains a minimum of 60 chemicals known as
cannabinoids, of which THC is the primary one associated with its
mind-altering effects. THC has been used in the treatment of
nausea, including drug- or chemotherapy-induced nausea.

Parkinson’s Disease —Research published in MedPage Today found
that marijuana use eased tremors and improved fine motor skills
in patients with Parkinson’s disease.

Problems Linked with Marijuana Use:

Addiction —that’s a fairly obvious one. Also, it can cause
uncomfortable withdrawal symptoms in people who discontinue use.

Anxiety and Paranoia—In high doses or in sensitive individuals,
marijuana can cause anxiety and paranoia.

Memory Impairment —As anyone who’s ever talked to someone who
is high knows, memory impairment is common.

Mind-Altering Effects—This is particularly evident among people
who haven’t used it before as well as many young people.

Heart Attack —One study found an increase risk of heart attack
within the first hour of smoking marijuana.

Dedicated to all the Kporists in d house.

Source: http://www.care2.com/greenliving/shocking-health-benefits-of-marijuana.html

1. When in doubt, accelerate!

2. Be prepared to ram into anything stopping you
that is wearing uniform in Lagos (police, traffic
warden, FRSC, Kai brigade, fire brigade, VIO,
LASTMA, LAMATA, LASWA)

3. If you get caught by any chance, do not allow
them to enter your car, if they happen to get in
do not drive from that spot (veer off traffic &
settle promptly), and if they don’t agree, pretend
that you are calling your uncle who is in the army
(believe me it always works), never follow them
to any sort of office except you are ready to pay
ten times more than what was demanded.

4. Never give police or VIO your original
particulars (whether expired or up to date).

5. Danfo drivers believe they are immortal. Never
yield to the temptation to teach them otherwise.

6. Okada riders have a pact with suicide, avoid
them like a plaque.

7. Avoid BRT buses in all ramifications, they
have no brakes.

8. Taxi cabs (oko asewo) should always have the
right of way, all of them have been driving in
Lagos for 25 years. Show some respect.

You would notice I omitted “Private car owners” (popularly called ‘my car’). It is intentional. They are in a class of their own. Best advice: ASSUME THE NEXT PERSON IS INSANE (don’t be deceived by the tie and suit). And in cases of confrontation, please proceed to deal with such situations as you are inspired

9. Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he
flings himself under the wheels of your car.

10. The first parking space you see will be the
last parking space you see. Grab it. Survival of
the fittest, you may say!

11. Learn to swerve abruptly. In Lagos, potholes
(and sometimes car-holes) are put in key locations
to test drivers’ reflexes and shock absorbers,( I
saw one man fishing in one of the potholes last
week).

12. There is no such thing as “one-way” in Lagos.
Expect traffic from any direction at all times. The
okada riders are the experts in this area.

13. Never get in the way of a car that needs
extensive bodywork, except you want to spend your
whole Saturday at the panel beater’s place.
Morning rush hours

14. Morning rush-hours are equivalent to Lagos
grand prix (who gets to the junction first).

15. There is no such thing as a short-cut during
rush-hour traffic in Lagos. Everybody might be
inclined to take that ’short-cut’.

16. When asking for directions, always ask at
least three people. Lagosians always claim to know
every inch of the city – even areas they’ve never
been to.

17. Use extreme caution when pulling into service
lanes. Service lanes are not for breaking down the
traffic, but for speeding, especially during rush
hours.

18. Never use directional signals, since they only
confound and distract other Lagos drivers, who are
not used to them.

19. Similarly, never attempt to give hand signals.
Lagos drivers, unused to such courtesies, will
think you are making obscene gestures to them.
This could be very bad for you in Lagos.

20. Hazard lights (popularly called “double pointer”)
is not, (as commonly supposed) used to indicate a
hazard. It is a warning to you that he is a
bonafide Lagos driver, he’s headed ’straight’ and
as such, will not stop under any circumstance.
Take him extremely seriously especially if he backs
it up with a continuous blast from his “horn”.

21. At any given time, do not stand on the zebra
crossing expecting traffic to yield to you, or else
you will have to explain to the on coming traffic
whether you look like a zebra.

22. Speed limits are arbitrary figures posted only
to make you feel guilty.

23. Remember that the goal of every driver is to
get there first by whatever means necessary.

24. In Lagos every spot is a potential bus stop.
FRSC and LASTMA know that too. It is in their
constitution.

25. Above all, keep moving. Even with a flat
tyre!!!

HORNING IN LAGOS

Horn’ when someone executes a dangerous
maneouvre.

‘Horn’ when you’re about to move off.

‘Horn’ when you’re about to overtake.

‘Horn’ when someone is about to overtake you.

‘Horn’ when turning into a road.

‘Horn’ when emerging from a road.

‘Horn’ back when someone horns at you. It’s
considered good etiquette.

‘Horn’ when you hear a chorus of horns. Don’t
worry if you don’t know what all the ‘horning’ is
about.

‘Horn’ when you’re happy.

‘Horn’ to the beat when you’re playing music in
your car.


Good luck, as you expeditiously navigate through
Lagos and hustle and bustle!!!!!

Source: [url]1pageweekly.com/lagos-driving-101/[/url]

1. When in doubt, accelerate!
2. Be prepared to ram into anything stopping you
that is wearing uniform in Lagos (police, traffic
warden, FRSC, Kai brigade, fire brigade, VIO,
LASTMA, LAMATA, LASWA)
3. If you get caught by any chance, do not allow
them to enter your car, if they happen to get in
do not drive from that spot (veer off traffic &
settle promptly), and if they don’t agree, pretend
that you are calling your uncle who is in the army
(believe me it always works), never follow them
to any sort of office except you are ready to pay
ten times more than what was demanded.
4. Never give police or VIO your original
particulars (whether expired or up to date).
5. Danfo drivers believe they are immortal. Never
yield to the temptation to teach them otherwise.
6. Okada riders have a pact with suicide, avoid
them like a plaque.
7. Avoid BRT buses in all ramifications, they
have no brakes.
8. Taxi cabs (oko asewo) should always have the
right of way, all of them have been driving in
Lagos for 25 years.
9. Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he
flings himself under the wheels of your car.
10. The first parking space you see will be the
last parking space you see. Grab it. Survival of
the fittest you may say!
11. Learn to swerve abruptly. In Lagos, potholes
(and sometimes car-holes) are put in key locations
to test drivers’ reflexes and shock absorbers,( I
saw one man fishing in one of the potholes last
week).
12. There is no such thing as “one-way” in Lagos.
Expect traffic from any direction at all times. The
okada riders are the experts in this area.
13. Never get in the way of a car that needs
extensive bodywork, except you want to spend your
whole Saturday at the panel beater’s place.
Morning rush hours
14. Morning rush-hours are equivalent to Lagos
grand prix (who gets to the junction first).
15. There is no such thing as a short-cut during
rush-hour traffic in Lagos. Everybody might be
inclined to take that ’short-cut’.
16. When asking for directions, always ask at
least three people. Lagosians always claim to know
every inch of the city – even areas they’ve never
been to.
17. Use extreme caution when pulling into service
lanes. Service lanes are not for breaking down the
traffic, but for speeding, especially during rush
hour.
18. Never use directional signals, since they only
confound and distract other Lagos drivers, who are
not used to them.
19. Similarly, never attempt to give hand signals.
Lagos drivers, unused to such courtesies, will
think you are making obscene gestures to them.
This could be very bad for you in Lagos.
20. Hazard lights (popularly called “double pointer”)
is not, (as commonly supposed) used to indicate a
hazard. It is a warning to you that he is a
bonafide Lagos driver, he’s headed ’straight’ and
as such, will not stop under any circumstance.
Take him extremely seriously especially if he backs
it up with a continuous blast from his “horn”.
21. At any given time, do not stand on the zebra
crossing expecting traffic to yield to you, or else
you will have to explain to the on coming traffic
whether you look like a zebra.
22. Speed limits are arbitrary figures posted only
to make you feel guilty.
23. Remember that the goal of every driver is to
get there first by whatever means necessary.
24. In Lagos every spot is a potential bus stop.
FRSC and LASTMA know that too. It is in their
constitution.
25. Above all, keep moving. Even with a flat
tyre!!!
HORNING IN LAGOS
Horn’ when someone executes a dangerous
maneouvre.
‘Horn’ when you’re about to move off.
‘Horn’ when you’re about to overtake.
‘Horn’ when someone is about to overtake you.
‘Horn’ when turning into a road.
‘Horn’ when emerging from a road.
‘Horn’ back when someone horns at you. It’s
considered good etiquette.
‘Horn’ when you hear a chorus of horns. Don’t
worry if you don’t know what all the ‘horning’ is
about.
‘Horn’ when you’re happy.
‘Horn’ to the beat when you’re playing music in
your car.
Good luck, as you expeditiously navigate through
Lagos and hustle and bustle! ;D1. When in doubt, accelerate!
2. Be prepared to ram into anything stopping you
that is wearing uniform in Lagos (police, traffic
warden, FRSC, Kai brigade, fire brigade, VIO,
LASTMA, LAMATA, LASWA)
3. If you get caught by any chance, do not allow
them to enter your car, if they happen to get in
do not drive from that spot (veer off traffic &
settle promptly), and if they don’t agree, pretend
that you are calling your uncle who is in the army
(believe me it always works), never follow them
to any sort of office except you are ready to pay
ten times more than what was demanded.
4. Never give police or VIO your original
particulars (whether expired or up to date).
5. Danfo drivers believe they are immortal. Never
yield to the temptation to teach them otherwise.
6. Okada riders have a pact with suicide, avoid
them like a plaque.
7. Avoid BRT buses in all ramifications, they
have no brakes.
8. Taxi cabs (oko asewo) should always have the
right of way, all of them have been driving in
Lagos for 25 years.
9. Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he
flings himself under the wheels of your car.
10. The first parking space you see will be the
last parking space you see. Grab it. Survival of
the fittest you may say!
11. Learn to swerve abruptly. In Lagos, potholes
(and sometimes car-holes) are put in key locations
to test drivers’ reflexes and shock absorbers,( I
saw one man fishing in one of the potholes last
week).
12. There is no such thing as “one-way” in Lagos.
Expect traffic from any direction at all times. The
okada riders are the experts in this area.
13. Never get in the way of a car that needs
extensive bodywork, except you want to spend your
whole Saturday at the panel beater’s place.
Morning rush hours
14. Morning rush-hours are equivalent to Lagos
grand prix (who gets to the junction first).
15. There is no such thing as a short-cut during
rush-hour traffic in Lagos. Everybody might be
inclined to take that ’short-cut’.
16. When asking for directions, always ask at
least three people. Lagosians always claim to know
every inch of the city – even areas they’ve never
been to.
17. Use extreme caution when pulling into service
lanes. Service lanes are not for breaking down the
traffic, but for speeding, especially during rush
hour.
18. Never use directional signals, since they only
confound and distract other Lagos drivers, who are
not used to them.
19. Similarly, never attempt to give hand signals.
Lagos drivers, unused to such courtesies, will
think you are making obscene gestures to them.
This could be very bad for you in Lagos.
20. Hazard lights (popularly called “double pointer”)
is not, (as commonly supposed) used to indicate a
hazard. It is a warning to you that he is a
bonafide Lagos driver, he’s headed ’straight’ and
as such, will not stop under any circumstance.
Take him extremely seriously especially if he backs
it up with a continuous blast from his “horn”.
21. At any given time, do not stand on the zebra
crossing expecting traffic to yield to you, or else
you will have to explain to the on coming traffic
whether you look like a zebra.
22. Speed limits are arbitrary figures posted only
to make you feel guilty.
23. Remember that the goal of every driver is to
get there first by whatever means necessary.
24. In Lagos every spot is a potential bus stop.
FRSC and LASTMA know that too. It is in their
constitution.
25. Above all, keep moving. Even with a flat
tyre!!!
HORNING IN LAGOS
Horn’ when someone executes a dangerous
maneouvre.
‘Horn’ when you’re about to move off.
‘Horn’ when you’re about to overtake.
‘Horn’ when someone is about to overtake you.
‘Horn’ when turning into a road.
‘Horn’ when emerging from a road.
‘Horn’ back when someone horns at you. It’s
considered good etiquette.
‘Horn’ when you hear a chorus of horns. Don’t
worry if you don’t know what all the ‘horning’ is
about.
‘Horn’ when you’re happy.
‘Horn’ to the beat when you’re playing music in
your car.
Good luck, as you expeditiously navigate through
Lagos and hustle and bustle!

Am a guy in Benin City, 07068620806, 7F503BDB.

Susanifarms:
The puppies above belong to sylvester of petsolutions in jos,not fortune..

You can reach him on Facebook

Other good slant back breeders are general mohammed of grandiose kennels here in kaduna and kevin of sublime kennels in benin..

They are trusted and famous I suggest you contact them..If you stay in lagos there's this guy called adekunle but I'm not too sure bout him but he usually sells imported slant backs

Price should be from 100-200,000 max

Please Note:Apart from the breeders I mentioned here do not send your money before seeing what you are buying and also the parents.

Your welcome

hw can i reach kevin of sublime kennels please?

#Isallright