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Hasn't nitlad always been a gentle lad?

Heavenly Arrest

Shuga is right!

@Br345t, my villa is quite large and we can inter-marry provided u are not of the same hamlet. Buh my GF is not from my Villa, although she's from Anambra.

Oh, ok

Jide u fall my hand

You should have re-assured her. Put her in the mood and she'll even out do those prostitute

My Bee honey was a virgin also buh I was able to put her in the mood and I tell u, no woman is half as sexy as my Beync . Infact she won me on bed on all our sexual encounters during our honeymoon .

So Jhyde don't give up on Br345t sorry Br3nd4, she will be ur cure to ur Konji episodes. This I can guarantee .

Bantishuga...hmmm, nice combo

Or better still u can throw d pen at their booties or bums and make an effort to retrieve them back

They'll get ur signal

Ok my turn:

#1 My mum and dad are from the same village
#2 I and my current GF are from same village
#3 My immediate younger sister is married

@Shuga, its #1. You are not an Ijebu lady, ure an Egba beauty

Shugamania: Hmmm..
No 2.

Very true. I never go to a club alone. I go with my girl. That eventually means no toasting

Your turn again

kola oloye: My problem is that I don't know how to lie.

I love short ladies

1. I've kissed a girl on my first date with her
2. I've toasted a girl in the club
3. I've toasted a girl in a church

Goodnight Hug

[quote author=linda_1]you're a good guy Obino [/quote]Thanks love. But I'm not as good as you are .

Shugamania: 1. I am a girl
2. I have four sisters
3. I dont have a brother.

No 3?

Why are u raping a lady?

Kill!

I'm sure she will. Goodmorning peeps.

obiscapula: sex

Handshake

[size=2pt]Investigative mood activated. Why is his name similar to mine? [/size]

What did you just say?

Runs away from thread

Who is this Boko Haram guy? Do u want to blow this thread to shreds with ur suicide bomb?

Shuga its ur turn

[size=2pt]Chai! This ur lips na confirmed sugarcane . Now I know why u're called Shuga [/size]

Hmmmmm, so baba is now baby and daddy is now paddy. Wonders shall never seize to end . Br3nd4 love, sorry for misspelling ur name. Its justs that Br345t always come to my mind once I see that name Br3nd4 .

luxanne: ^ choi Obin, where are you, we have a new couple.

Errhheemmmghhh....*clears throat*

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new couple in town. They just wedded on this matrimonial saturday . Their names are Jhydebaba and Br345t sorry Br3nd4 .

Mallorca is our car wash man. He is just greeting Beync to know if there's any more work for him for the day.

I would adopt a kid whether I have biological kids or not (although the decision won't be unilateral). This one of the ways I'd like to contribute sth to my society.

Wakes Him Up

[size=2pt]To prevent him from having a wet dream [/size]

Why are u guys feigning ignorance?

How many rounds have u gone?