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Travel / Re: How Convenient Is Student Life In Austria? by ObiomaA: 1:20pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
Lucy001: Actually I dont really like droping my mail addy on a public forum, u can ask wat ever question you want to ask here:Actually I dont really like droping my mail addy on a public forum, u can ask wat ever question you want to ask here:do they speak englishv |
Music/Radio / Re: Square Records Drops May-D From Label by ObiomaA: 12:33am On Aug 22, 2012 |
Nice move p square..yoruba people r very greedy and diabolical,,the boy might have taken their luck if they didn't act fast |
Education / Re: Ex-Wheelbarrow-Pusher Gets Highest Scores In OAU Post-UTME by ObiomaA: 12:31am On Aug 22, 2012 |
I knew he would be an ibo dude..yoruba people no get beta brain to achieve dat kain feat |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Im Resemble? by ObiomaA: 12:21am On Aug 22, 2012 |
Haha bro been so long..mehn nl has changed a lot..where r u now..I hope bin gbagbo is still alive? |
Jokes Etc / My Destiny by ObiomaA: 12:20am On Aug 22, 2012 |
AKpos went to a native doctor and requested to know how bright his destiny will be. The native doctor drew a circle with a white chalk and another circle with a black chalk. After that, he placed a dead millipede on the floor and asked AKpors to watch carefully. He said he would recite some incantations to make the dead millipede start crawling. He told AKpos that if the millipede crawls into the white circle, it means that his destiny will be bright, but if it crawls inside the black circle, it means his destiny will be bleak. Finally he started his incantations and the dead millipede started crawling. When it got in between the two circles, it turned and started crawling towards the black circle. AKpos watched in awe and immediately it was about entering the black circle, he picked it and gently dropped it inside the white circle. The native doctor who got furious asked AKpos why he did that & AKpos answered fiercely: "I won't fold my arms and watch my destiny crawl into darkness, because MY DESTINY IS IN MY HAND! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Im Resemble? by ObiomaA: 12:14am On Aug 22, 2012 |
How my son |
Culture / At What Age Did Yo Stop Bathing Outside by ObiomaA: 12:01am On Aug 22, 2012 |
Mine was 7....u? |
Celebrities / Re: PHOTO: Ini Edo’s Carbon Copy Found In Jamaica by ObiomaA: 11:57pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
tpia@:mumu that's d jamaican mumu...wetin u mean 1 Like 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Im Resemble? by ObiomaA: 11:29pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
Wat a shame |
Celebrities / Re: Ten Years Old Girl Gave Birth: by ObiomaA: 8:25pm On Mar 08, 2012 |
very sweet news! na naija gurl? |
Celebrities / Re: What's With Jawon,keke,d1,wizkhalifa,kanaan&jcole's Finger Signs At The Grammy's by ObiomaA: 8:23pm On Mar 08, 2012 |
jaywon short o. |
Jokes Etc / Rent by ObiomaA: 9:37pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
A prosperous business man propositioned a beautiful girl to spend the night with him. She agreed to do so for $500. When he was ready to leave in the morning, he told her that he didn't have any money with him but that he would have his secretary write a check for it and make it out as "rent for an apartment." On the way to the office, he decided that the whole thing wasn't worth the price he had agreed to pay. So he advised his secretary to send the check for $250 and include the following note: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=- Dear madam: Enclosed is my check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount I agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression: 1. That it had never been occupied. 2. That there was plenty of heat. 3. That it was small. Last night, I found that it had been occupied, there wasn't any heat and it was entirely too large. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=-=- Upon the receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check with the following note: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=-=- Dear sir: I am returning your check for $250. I can not understand how you could expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied. As for the heat, there was plenty of it, if you knew how to turn it on. As for the size, it isn't my fault if you didn't have sufficient furniture to fill it. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- =-=-=-=-=-=- [Sometimes a good comeback is compensation enough, ] |
Jokes Etc / Beer And womanliness by ObiomaA: 10:10am On Feb 27, 2012 |
It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy, A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. advantage: Tie If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Tie It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: beer. Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: beer. Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain god. Advantage: Pussy If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun. Advantage: Pussy. If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Tie If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are. Advantage: Beer. If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: Beer. The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Pussy. The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Beer. Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill. Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright. Advantage: Tie Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead, Pete's Wicked Winter Brew. Good pussy: Almost all but the above. Advantage Pussy. The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy. |
Jokes Etc / Im Back With A Tasty Joke by ObiomaA: 10:02am On Feb 27, 2012 |
One evening, Mike went over to his friend's house to play cards with Terry and some other friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife Susan. When Mike dropped a playing card on the floor and bent down to pick it up, he looked across underneath the table and saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open with no panties on. Mike then sat up and tried hiding the fact that he was flushed. When Mike went into the kitchen to get a drink of water, to his surprise, Susan had followed him into the kitchen and said in a sultry voice, "Did you like what you saw?" Mike replied with enthusiasm, "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife then said, "Well, you can get more than a look, but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. Susan then said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said with a smile, "I'll see you then." The next afternoon Mike went over, they had sex, he gave her the $500, then he left. Later that evening, Terry came home and asked his wife, "Has Mike been over here today?" Thinking she had been caught, she said, "As a matter of fact, he did." Terry said, "Good! Because that fool came by my office early this morning and asked to borrow $500. He said he'd pay me back before suppertime, which sounded a bit quirky, but I gave it to him anyway. He said he would probably leave the money with you." |
Music/Radio / Re: Download - Rappers Against Child Abuse In Africa by ObiomaA: 3:22pm On Jan 19, 2012 |
who rhymes better |
Music/Radio / Re: I Must Confess by ObiomaA: 9:35am On Jan 19, 2012 |
Donkollione abeg enter gutter lol |
Music/Radio / Whats The Name Of This Track Plzz by ObiomaA: 9:07am On Jan 19, 2012 |
It samples rihanna's whats my name but the song is kinda dancehall but i think a nigerian sang it. The hook has lyrics like OH NA NA THE GIRLS DEM SCREAM MY NAME OH NA NA THE GIRLS DEM SCREAM MY NAME i wanna download that track so bad. |
Computers / Re: How To Hack A Computer Adminstrator by ObiomaA: 7:38pm On Jan 15, 2012 |
WoW some of yuu need to be workin 4 microsoft |
Music/Radio / Re: I Must Confess by ObiomaA: 7:27pm On Jan 15, 2012 |
omor na mental case, start to dey craze, |
Music/Radio / Re: Download - Rappers Against Child Abuse In Africa by ObiomaA: 10:41am On Jan 14, 2012 |
Huh? |
Jokes Etc / My New Year Joke by ObiomaA: 5:05pm On Jan 08, 2012 |
14/20 The Barber Classic Joke 5 days ago A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor, Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back". A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing, hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said,"To your wife." |
Music/Radio / Beyonce Delivers A Baby Girl(another Devil In D Making) And Her Name Is: by ObiomaA: 10:23am On Jan 08, 2012 |
The devilish duo of jay z and beyonce just welcomed a daughter into their world. See more www.talkofnaija.com/News/newsdetailsone.aspx?NewsId=56FD0BCD-7A9C-4ED0-AC6D-87F08E391958 |
Music/Radio / Best New Year Music So Far! Hearttouching And More Relevant Than Fuel Subsidy by ObiomaA: 8:50pm On Jan 04, 2012 |
Music/Radio / Re: You Gotta Download This And U Would Not Stop Playing It by ObiomaA: 8:48pm On Jan 04, 2012 |
enjoyed |
Music/Radio / Re: You Gotta Download This And U Would Not Stop Playing It by ObiomaA: 10:27am On Dec 28, 2011 |
aint yuu thrilled |
Music/Radio / Re: Where The Hell Is Sample Ekwe, Sky B And Black Face? by ObiomaA: 10:23am On Dec 28, 2011 |
i am sky b |
Jokes Etc / Re: Hmmmmmmm by ObiomaA: 10:12am On Dec 28, 2011 |
in my room |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lipstick by ObiomaA: 10:11am On Dec 28, 2011 |
2012 don chow |
Music/Radio / Re: You Gotta Download This And U Would Not Stop Playing It by ObiomaA: 3:03pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
Music/Radio / Download And Be Thrilled; Andy Blaze - Final Fantasy by ObiomaA: 3:00pm On Dec 20, 2011 |
Storyline Toh Badt www.2shared.com/audio/f7X8pWNd/Andy_Blaze_-_Final_Fantasy_kid.html |
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