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do they speak englishv

Nice move p square..yoruba people r very greedy and diabolical,,the boy might have taken their luck if they didn't act fast

I knew he would be an ibo dude..yoruba people no get beta brain to achieve dat kain feat

Haha bro been so long..mehn nl has changed a lot..where r u now..I hope bin gbagbo is still alive?

AKpos went to a native doctor and
requested to know how bright his
destiny will be.
The native doctor drew a circle
with a white chalk and another
circle with a
black chalk. After that, he placed a
dead millipede on the floor and
asked AKpors to watch carefully.
He said he would recite some
incantations to make the dead
millipede start crawling. He told
AKpos that if the millipede crawls
into the white circle, it means that
his destiny will be bright, but if it
crawls inside the black circle, it
means his destiny will be bleak.
Finally he started his incantations
and the dead millipede started
crawling. When it got in between
the two circles, it turned and
started crawling towards the black
circle.
AKpos watched in awe and
immediately it was about entering
the black circle, he picked it and
gently dropped it inside the white
circle.
The native doctor who got furious
asked AKpos why he did that &
AKpos answered fiercely: "I won't
fold my arms and watch my
destiny crawl into darkness,
because MY DESTINY IS IN MY
HAND!

How my son

Mine was 7....u?

tpia@:
why is she holding up a bag of doritos in the second picture?


nigerians have come again with their foreign accessories.

mumu that's d jamaican mumu...wetin u mean

Wat a shame

very sweet news! na naija gurl?

jaywon short o.

A prosperous business man
propositioned a beautiful girl to
spend the night
with him. She agreed to do so for
$500. When he was ready to
leave in the
morning, he told her that he
didn't have any money with him
but that he
would have his secretary write a
check for it and make it out as
"rent
for an apartment." On the way to
the office, he decided that the
whole
thing wasn't worth the price he
had agreed to pay. So he advised
his
secretary to send the check for
$250 and include the following
note:
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
=-=-=-=-=-
Dear madam:
Enclosed is my check in the
amount of $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the
amount I agreed upon, because
when I
rented the apartment, I was
under the impression:
1. That it had never been
occupied.
2. That there was plenty of heat.
3. That it was small.
Last night, I found that it had
been occupied, there wasn't any
heat and
it was entirely too large.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
=-=-=-=-=-=-
Upon the receipt of the note, the
girl immediately returned the
check with
the following note:
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
=-=-=-=-=-=-
Dear sir:
I am returning your check for
$250. I can not understand how
you could expect such a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied.
As
for the heat, there was plenty of
it, if you knew how to turn it on.
As
for the size, it isn't my fault if you
didn't have sufficient furniture
to fill it.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
=-=-=-=-=-=-
[Sometimes a good comeback is
compensation enough, ]

It is time to do a comparison
between two things treasured by
men, beer and pussy,
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes
you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes
you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making
fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not
disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy
Too much head makes you mad
at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it
is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like
beer,
your wife may get mad. If you
come home
smelling like pussy, she will
definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better
not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and
you
have done all the driving you
need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will
get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will
get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a
beer in the stands at a football
game.
You are a legend if you have a
pussy in the stands at a football
game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your
breath,
you are going to get a
breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your
breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not
make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see God.
Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next
pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your
next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is
more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a
pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual
harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a beer, it
may
break. If you suddenly drop a
pussy,
it may hunt you down like the
dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer,
your
old brand will gladly have you
back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best pussy you have ever
had is
not gone once you have enjoyed
it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever
had is
not gone once you have enjoyed
it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno,
Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good beer: Samuel Adams,
Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the
above.
Advantage Pussy.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

One evening, Mike went over to
his friend's house to play cards
with Terry and some other
friends. Mike sat directly across
from Terry's wife Susan.
When Mike dropped a playing
card on the floor and bent down
to pick it up, he looked across
underneath the table and saw
that Terry's wife had her legs
wide open with no panties on.
Mike then sat up and tried hiding
the fact that he was flushed.
When Mike went into the kitchen
to get a drink of water, to his
surprise, Susan had followed him
into the kitchen and said in a
sultry voice, "Did you like what
you saw?"
Mike replied with enthusiasm,
"Yes, I did!"
Terry's wife then said, "Well, you
can get more than a look, but it
will cost you $500."
So Mike thought about his
financial situation and said okay.
Susan then said, "Come here
tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry
will be at work."
Mike said with a smile, "I'll see
you then."
The next afternoon Mike went
over, they had sex, he gave her
the $500, then he left.
Later that evening, Terry came
home and asked his wife, "Has
Mike been over here today?"
Thinking she had been caught,
she said, "As a matter of fact, he
did."
Terry said, "Good! Because that
fool came by my office early this
morning and asked to borrow
$500. He said he'd pay me back
before suppertime, which
sounded a bit quirky, but I gave
it to him anyway. He said he
would probably leave the money
with you."

who rhymes better

Donkollione abeg enter gutter lol

It samples rihanna's whats my name but the song is kinda dancehall but i think a nigerian sang it.
The hook has lyrics like
OH NA NA THE GIRLS DEM SCREAM MY NAME
OH NA NA THE GIRLS DEM SCREAM MY NAME

i wanna download that track so bad.

WoW
some of yuu need to be workin 4 microsoft

omor na mental case, start to dey craze,

Huh?

14/20
The Barber Classic Joke
5 days ago
A guy stuck his head into a
barber shop and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the
shop full of customers and said,
"About 2 hours." The guy left.
A few days later the same guy
stuck his head in the door and
asked, "How long before I can get
a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the
shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck
his head in the shop and asked,
"How long before I
can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the
shop and said, "About an hour
only." The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and
said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor,
Follow that guy and see where he
goes. He keeps asking how long
he has to wait for a haircut, but
then he doesn’t ever come back".
A little while later, Bill returned to
the shop, laughing, hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where
does that guy go when he
leaves?"
Bill looked up, tears in his eyes
and said,"To your wife."

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Storyline Toh Badt
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