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Goodmorning guys,

i just got a text message with heading as workforce,infact this text woke me up this morning It reads:

You are invited for an aptitude test in consideration for the Management Trainee Programme of a new multinational firm on the 8/9 Aug in Lagos,Expect details.please house,who else got this,how genuine is this coz i work somewhere in the far North though i ave a place in Lagos and how do i prepare for workforce aptitude Test.Thanks for ur suggestion in Advance.

hello guyz ,mine just went tru after several ''upload cv in doc or pdf format'' though i adjusted age limit and i also save file in lower case,dont knw if diz will stand against me,all d best guyz.mke i slip small sha

Reference: Hmm. Doesn't sound tasty to Luis "oluwa bingo" Suarez.

bros u funny die...lol, anyway FOULS COMITTED NOW: basel 7- chelsea 2,diz boiz go soom comot cuttlases and gun nw

Hello sir,am glad c ur thread,plz i will like to know if u av tutorial videos and materials on this or if possible the link2 download them after payment,what is d cost and how do i access dem .i really need these stuff cosidering our dif locations n schedule.plz i need ur reply.asap.plz tnx in advance

Hello @op n idy4eva am so happy 4 dis thread n i appreciate all ur assistance 4 dis.plz i also have this idea of Bcomin a registered engineer but don knw hw 2 go abt it so someone said i must start as a Graduate Trainee with NSE For some years b4 i become fully registered with COREN.Pls i need guide on how 2 go abt.wld appreciate ur response. Tnx

@op am sorry 4 for comments above but It really depends on how intimate and commited the relationship is,if this is the case, baby;forget about what you see elswhere believing that this is not ur last val and that what is destined for you will always be yours.cheers dear happy val in advance

Donalð Genes: Eyaaaa! I feel you pains durlinq,you know what, call your bf on phone and tell him to please qive you the qo-ahead to qo out on that day that you need his consent first before embarkinq on such and believe me Your man will be so proud of you for such loyal act of display and so far you only want to hanq out,drink and eat but please don't allow anybody touch u,just eat and then qo your house-and that's genuine love

Guy diz u advice na die b dat o,shea she no go jst do all doz cookin,eatin n drinkin 4 her house...lol...Baybee anyhw sha i av neva had a val b4 so also am askin u 2 b my val also.ur benefits r:Take u down2 Paris,take u 2 Rome from there2 my home with candle light dinner 4 'u' n I alone ,no disturbance,no callin on d phone.no offence dear coz i also wan2 b 'd anoda backup guy in case d oda guy 2 jand'...

Yomieluv: The mistake most people make is believing that marriage changes people,only in rear cases. Marriage is real,and no form of pretences.in op's case,u saw the red flag,and pretend. I bet you,she would be worst in marital life.

Am expecting your next thread: my wife is making my life miserable.

U r very funny@ poster Nobody marry with the sole responsibility of changing his or her partners,like some have said talk to her and see what happens next,otherwise quit.i hate when a girl have a long list of male friends.

To me,the most challenging is ;adding spice as in Creativity to the relationship,especially if he or she is all u ever pray for i.e ur h@t desires

Bros i gbadu ur write up,i cherish this ideas;they all point towards rendering services.A typical success 4 me is Bulksms biz ;sold my 1st bulk for 2.5k/sms,2day i sent over 1000 contacts,2pages for #5/page. Cool cash. Plz add Bulksms 2 diz list.bro u 2much

Bolushalom: I'm a Nigerian babe, and i dont think asking me for my account number or asking me to marry you or every other thing u guys mentiond is d most romantic statement a guy can tell me...so y'all wrong!!

Baby 4get e,directly or indirectly everything is heading that direction but me o; i just tell her ''Today i have had a lot of grief but hearing your voice gives me relief''

Vivica Madawa: am just seventeen.

just b very carefully coz shit happens

Redmosquito: Everybody don dey collect offering!
Make me sef join!
I am in charge of love offering! Peace offering! War Offering! Subsidy offering! Long life offering! Development offering! Sunday School Offering! Thanks giving Offering! Sign in offering, Sign out offering, *****got this ones from a church website***** free will offering, G.O support offering, others offering (seems they ran out of ideas for this one) ......
Runs back to Church for more info

bros u 4get private jet offering o,lol

valencia25: How much do you charge, I need a Job in the ministry I just passed out from T.B Joshua school on Sunday

hehehehe

jerk: pls cn someone read the book of 2nd corinthians chapter 1 vs 69 for us.

guy dis ur 2nd corithians chapter 1vs 69 sef

Kenneta: The fluctuations in the MTN network may be experienced presently by some of us, but i strongly believe its for a while. i am sure better services will be gotten soon after the completion of their ongoing network upgrade.

yes o bro , so if u av issue wif ur line, pls feel free 2 walk in any MTN walk-In center for promt resolution.i had same problem n it was resolved.Gbam ,i tell u no network without its challenges.My experiences thus far on this networks r;1.bought a new glo sim,bundle it one week plan only to discover it could not browse;calin custome care could not even solve it,Etisalat'Automatic renewal of data plan n very high call rate ,Airtel shows 3G on my phone but could not browse ,hadly share airtime easily or add nos on Family n friend, all unstable codes,MTN still manageable but some aspect here Time base.Above all ,i think am comfortable with 1Glo sim,2Airtel sims ,2Etisalat sims n 5MTN sims.plz don't ask me Y o,coz am not Locked 2 any of dem.my choice .gbam

Kenneta: The fluctuations in the MTN network may be experienced presently by some of us, but i strongly believe its for a while. i am sure better services will be gotten soon after the completion of their ongoing network upgrade.

yes o bro , so if u av issue wif ur line, pls feel free 2 walk in any MTN walk-In center for promt resolution.i had same problem n it was resolved.Gbam

Azeola: i even thought it was somthn else.....why una no fit jst ryt man 4lls frm ''airplane'' instead of sky....i was already thnkn it was allien invasn...may God help his peepz bak home sha

Bros me ma i tire o, infact u got my exact imagination

tumababa: if u have a locked 3uk iphone, i can unlock it for 35k 2weeks. This is d only source i av used that has been successful with 3uk. iphone5 included.

Bros i hail o,i have Iphone 4s locked 2 diz network ,can't u bit down d cost.it was unlocked with gevey ultra S,but Could not browse .i tried to search for net work,tap airplane mode off n on,as i type now it is locked n coul not read my sim.how do i reach u bro

For me,i will go as far as studying medicine of having a male child though i would b very happy a female child coz i av been in conditions where i was the only male and i came 4rm a family of all 5 boys and d last a lady.well i pray my h@t desire will b d will of God.really i strongly support what Unclejj said.

I realy enjoyed this episode,all thanks to OP

Yomieluv: How else would I ask a girl out,than boasting of my achievements in life,eg: am chief Emeka,GCON,OFN,Ph.d,Msc,LLB.GCE,WAEC,G2,PDP,CAN,APGA etcimporter,exporter,general merchants,with 4 shops in Alaba,and 10 shop at idumota.
Spending money isn't my problem,date me,and ur worries are over. Dating u is a rare privilledge.
Which girl no go fall for this?

U 4got 2 add 'i own 4 canoe at d bank of river Benue',he he he rich chap

Seemyfather: Now, can somebody tell me that there is no need for height to be considered here?

Anyway as for me, height and size are part of my qualifications in chosen a partners. As for me oh! I dont know of any other person oh!

Infact, even her breasts size also matter most to me.

sharp bad guy

Screwface: See man,the only(and i repeat)the only attribute that should warrant a rethink in you chosing your life time spouse should be her Character,every other thing is secondary and not very important.
Trust me,a good number of girls lack that simple but important attribute. And if you'v found that in a girl,you need to thank your stars and work to harness other attiributes you want to see in her.
A bad character is almost never 'redeemable'.
Forget her skin color or the shape of her a.r.se or the fact that she snors when sleeping or the fact that you have to lift her off the ground a little before kissing.
All these are not as important as my aforementioned attribute.
My two cents anyway.

Gbam ,chikina,but guy i will like 2 have swit lookin children o. Just ma opinion sha

Hello guys,plz i nid advice on diz application 4rm u all,plz.should i aply 4 GT wit 2.2 in Electrical engineering coz i finished service oct 2011 or should i aply 4 experience professional wit 6 months+Stil workin experience.plz contribution 4rm anybody dat has gotten diz job unda diz 2 contitions wil b highly apreciated. Tanx 4 ur contributions.

Only twice had a premier league club lost it's 1st match and gone2 win d premier league title.can man u clinch diz title? Only time will tell

Kinda busy bt i knw i can do dis .tank u all 4 ur contributions.

Revolva: Can u imagine d foool at mtn customer care did not opt me out they still deduct 100naira today again now as I loaded 200 naira card kai now I sent out to 1010 and it unsubsribed me hope this will mtn thiefs

Sori 4 d incovinieces o, just text STOP to 1010. Dis wil definately wrk

Martmore: No northernm gov there, cos i think niger state gov(aliyu) dey try.

@ least d state is peaceful bt development is static no addition ,no deduction. @poster ,please wrk on 'top 5 Northern governors'. Meanwhile ,my ratin wld b: Okorocha,Akpabio,Fashiola,Oshomole,Imoke. Lol