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K.O.K my brother

OKorowanta:
Lol..
Soweto ganja fit make you do secret marriage and two weeks after,
u go come out in the open and tell the babe parents say u don already marry dia daughter.

LOL

5minsmadness:
The pain is legendary.
You see a well suited up man go up to the podium and have a seat, at the last minute he miscalculates and sits on his family jewels.

But he cant jump up cos then everyone will know, right?

And he cant scream out in pain neither.

so you see him cautiously adjust with a fake smile plastered to his face while his eyes drain watery tears of agony and perchance some one beside him asks whats the matter he goes "MMmmmHHhmmm" "Mhhhhmmmm" cos he really cant talk cos of the pain and anyway all he is thinking right now is if he'll ever be able to have kids again...

this guy is talking from experience

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ferdvict2:
Despite we say all manner of things against the female folks, there are some who are still worthy, like those with these under listed qualities.

1. Who walks for miles just to see/meet you

2. Who says “sorry” even though she didn’t do anything wrong..

3.Who cries because she still loves and misses
you..

4. Who still tries to get you back..

5. Who no matter how much you have hurt her
still loves you..

6. Who stops her argument with you to save
your relationship..

7. Who continuously makes you feel special and
tries to make you happy..

8. Who is upset but, does not tell you as she thinks she is annoying you..

9. Who wants to leave you because of your rude
behaviour..but, she is not able to do so because
her Love for you overcomes it all.

ADD URZ...

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Another trashy list

Pinkiwinki:
exactly bro...
you know tight pvssy get humbled by fat dick but large pvssy get humbled by heads and different sex styles..
the ones that humbles fat pvssys the more is when you spreads her legs wide then you fire down uncontrollable on top her

Like doing 80 strokes in a minute

Daaaamn

Toto sweet Oooo my brother, it still baffles me when a grown ass man decided to be a gay. I think they deserve to be stoned to death

So ??
Wetin make we come do

Pinkiwinki:
hahaha very true...
some are like flowers....
those ones are the loud ones when giving them head...
they won't stop moaning loud because all the areas of their fat puusssy lips are sensitive.

those ones are the truth

Her sugar daddy no pay her again

Pinkiwinki:
lol nor be only ladies sabi buy their way with pusssyy
Some guys too sabi..

the game of use your dick to get what you want.

Breh most of those milfs got fat pussy lips haven't you noticed ??

Pinkiwinki:
nah that's where you get it wrong....
These power drunk ladies have a weak point....
Study her weak point like you are preparing for Jamb exam, smile each time you talk to her, create a connection and make her feel she can talk to you, concerning her private life...
make her see you as romantic...
immediately she buys a gift for you, just know that you are already in her panties...
go for the seduction and immediately she drops her pants just get ready to become a top manager in the company.

nice strategy

OKorowanta:
Wich kain pre-award be dat?
Awards are suppose to be interesting wen you are announced as a winner on d day of awards.
Di organizers smoke Soweto ganja .

How soweto ganja take dey be Ooooo

I'm very sure they had sex after the video shoot

Pinkiwinki:
Let me tell you a secret and a hidden agenda...
I was given a small job last two months to work in one of oshiomole's company in Edo state...
The first thing i ask is if i will be working close to Lara his white wife because her office is there and i was told no...
so i refuse the offer...
Boss obatomi, i cannot work in a company for more than three months without getting promotion to the top...
not when the bosses are ladies.....
i prefare to work in a firm Where ladies have the power mantle...

I understand breh
Most of those boss ladies are arrogant and power drunk

I fcccking hate them

Pinkiwinki:
And this is why i fork anybody fork able...
Whether single or not single...
The time when Joseph refuse portiphar's wife is long gone...

Haha you are a bad man

lezznjr:
Fact!!! Sex is the best gift God gave mankind.

Show me any device or exercise that regulates blood flow, tone the muscles, stimulate heart beat , burn calories and still give women essential nutrients.

BLESS YOU MY BROTHER

Pinkiwinki:
This hoes ain't loyal....

true

Synzu:
Even breezy himself said they ain't loyal

I've lost count, how many times I hooked up with a lady and her so called bf/fiance starts calling for one thing or the other.

Bruh, is there any woman you know who isn't hooked? They always gat a bf! Yet I wonder why they do what they do

Few days ago, I visited a brothel with some friends. While having a chat with one of the hoes drinking with us, I noticed she had a photo of a young handsome man as her wallpaper. I quickly inquired from her who he was and to my dismay, she said the dude is "the love of her life". This is someone who was just telling me how well she would shag me if I let her part with my 5k

Even the thots are hooked, yet they fvck around for money ....

haha
I remember one time like that fcccking a girl in my apartment my dick was thrusting in and out my her viginal, then her phone rings guess who called her?? Its her mugu boyfriend. this bittch had to lie to the guy she's at her uncles places. The guy called up to ten times it reached a certain extend the girl stop answer the call. when sex was getting so rough LOL


What I'm trying to say is that the poor guy is at somewhere thinking he has a loyal boyfriend while young santana is gunning down her beloveth sweet heart pussy down


Baba these hoe ain't loyal jare

lezznjr:
You hide lies behind your coloured fonts.....let me make them black and white and point you out.

What's the percentage of women who are breadwinners in thier family? Very tiny. And statistics show women are sadder when they earn more than their husbands.

Be careful now.

LOL.

Synzu:
WRONG!

Most men who furk around are single.


Most women who furk around are in very serious relationships.

Obontami can shed more light on this

Verily verily I say this to you breh
There is girl I use to date in '09, when we stayed the same area
Can you believe this girl still calls till these day asking me to text my address to for her to come to my place. I know all she want want is good sex even though she's married. But young santana has I strict principle not to fccck a married woman no matter how Hot I am. I'd rather fccck a hoe


And I ve come across uncountable married woman lodging in hotel fcccking youngings not minding what how there husband feels when he finds out.


I aso know of one of my close pal on this forum that he's gf fcccks her ex even when she's dating my guy, when the dude finds out....DAMMMMNN the guy wan maaaadt


These ladies are haertless my brother

walcruise:
Women can cheat on u with any .................even with cucumber

makes remember this bittch

Cucumber things