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lonelydora:
Kidnapping should have a capital punishment.

Kill them all.

pcguru1:
They sent to me saying my card has been deactivated due to CBN upgrade and I should call to confirm, and this is me working in a company that deals with CBN, so I said why not let's play along, so I called the number and it's your typical Yoruba accebt dude with bad English, I tell him I need to use my card and all, and while talking I pretend I can hear and cut the phone, obviously can't waste my credit on such, he called back and asks for card number, I made sure to elongate the conversation by beating around the bush and making silly mistakes with the number, mind you I gave him my lunch card number, our lunch card uses a verve number, the guy now responded you are stupid for my wasting my time, before I could throw my comeback diss, the dude cut the phone, the thing pain me but at least I took like 10 Mins of his credit

too fcccking long breh


I can't read it

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ff9900]⚡8 solid reasons to seriously consider
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But I know too that yer just catching fun here on nairaland
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BUT if you are Truly this obssed with "the female core"
I still know you have good points about you obon tami Mrobon tami.....⚡tana.[/color]

Running204:
Oh u never told me u suck dick,just to survive?All d sperm way ur papa pour for ur mama yansh is all a waste,because it only produced an slowpoke

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc00ff]Haha I didnt firget yer question
⚡I know all this because it's what I've observed and some I went and researched just for this thread[/color]

curvysola:
hope you factored in your sisters?

Running204:
A fool is better than u

Running204:
Ur headache fool

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff] Wait!!! I was spelling his moniker wrong!! no wonder he didn't come!!

Lalasticlala please carry my thread 2 fp. Thanks[/color]

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]....⚡wait I need 2 talk to somebody

Lalasticala pls pls pls fp

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christinnah:
ok! remember to cover your mouth when you laugh...jokes!!

Babzilla:
Meanwhile the security guy in my house is a Niger illegal (if that word exists in naija) he has already gotten hos national ID card and voters card

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff]....⚡oh.Excuse me. What do you think? [/color]

menix:
@OP....y u dey spoil mkt for dis nairaland ladies..
See as dem tackle u lik final beating wey actor dey give boss 4 film...

Dis 1 wey pple dey vex lik diz, nah ghost go marry doz prost.

Well i know of a friend who married one cous she got preg. Buh i mst tell u, dat family is way way solid than most 9ja families, d understanding is A1....

Revolva:
Yes sir....@OP u be real ashewo lover.....omo ur owndon dey pass my own ooo so tey na marriage again

mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

honest,openminded,straightforward

nice one breh

bullseye90:
what's ya source. nonsense! ekkaette oya come make I see your p**sy make I proof OP wrong

bullseye

Running204:
Hope u include ur sisters n female cousin's to that list? I would have included ur mother, but I know she did not put u up to this . What u gonna call ur daughters, when u have one someday ? Sluts?Mumu

EVILFOREST:
Guy, take it easy naaaa.
Anyway NUMBER 1, 3 & 5 na true, but shouldn't be said that way. ..

christinnah:
you did'nt answer my question. so how do you know all that? refer to the above list.

sorextee:
I know this is none of my business, but as a brother, please change ur siggy.

cc paulkillerman vaginaTerrorist surestdick judgementhammer


Where y'all at brehs

christinnah:
how do you know?

check out the list up there

why won't they have I fcccking weak pusssy, when they fccck around as if there life depends on it. These are the reasons


-Nigerian girls fccck for material things


-Nigerian girls are serial cheaters


-Nigerian girls are stupid gluttons


-Nigerian girls are lazy as hell


-most nigerian girls have smelly pusssies


- Most nigerian girls lack basic home training


- Almost all nigerian girls don't take proper bath

wristbangle:
Lmao. Op your story is just too funny.

My own story

I dated a lady who claimed that a particular guy was her cousin but I wasn't convinced because their suspicious interaction made me doubt if they are truly related.

Infact there was a day I visited this lady (EX now) unannounced and when I entered the room, I saw his head on my ex gf chest and her hand placed on his groin region. Immediately, they changed position and my mumu self take it as nothing because she has cooked all sort of lies to make me believe her.

So one day when my ex girlfriend escorted me off, I discovered that she has this unusual urge for me to leave. So when we parted, I spied watching her move till she entered her room with her supposed cousin brother.

My eyes became red when I peeped through the window to see her supposed cousin giving my ex-girlfriend scissor kick, horse rider and other sort of sexual styles. During her useless moan like that of a pig, the eediot is shouting Jeeez, holy ghost, Michael, awwwwrg, uuussssssssh! Werey! She for shout Satan join na!

This is a lady that always deny me access to her kitty-cat despite the fact that I do buy all sort of expensive phones, clothes, hairs, etc for her

It's such a painful experience and since then I became a semi-monk. I am waiting for that lady that will make me feel love.