₦airaland Forum

Before I open the thread I know it's gon' be that fucccck boy alexreport.

Another northern incapable officer, we all know he won't do shit.

Onto the next jare!

BadBradley:
soon hopefully. When Coro give chance

Amen brother. Hope to see you soon.

BadBradley:
I have o . Just read front page and comment when I'm free and compelled to.

How your side?

I'm just chilling breh, good to have you back. When next are you coming to gidi?

This almajiri lookalike fool never fails to make fool of himself. I'm not surprised though, he's the offspring of a midget terrorist. Fulani bastards!

He didn't promote him well. I mean I Bleep with reminisce but that boy oladips deserve better.

BadBradley:
Ebami! sup, bro

I'm good. I thought you've left NL. I miss your disses and intelligent posts here.


Hope you good.

BadBradley:
what?

My man! Where've you been? so long.

BadBradley:
you just officially told us lagosians are socially and behaviourally mal-adjusted.

They will always be odd and negative anywhere they go.

Someone should tell this is lezz. It's been a minute breh.

Ishilove:
Hello sonofjos, thank you for sharing.

People like us who were born and raised here notice a marked difference in the tempo of activities in other areas of the country. I was in Ondo for a year and I almost ran mad there because life in that state is so... sleepy. Everyone was just moving like geriatric patients, unlike Lagos here where if you are too slow, you will be shoved aside. Last last when it was time to leave, I packed my travelling bags and two mighty Ghana-must-go bags and fled the place by 6am.

Lagos is a melting pot of different ethnic groups with different characters, both saintly and shady, so overtime it developed a character unique to it. We talk angrily a lot of the times because there is someone somewhere always trying to provoke you, cheat you, or steal from you so we are always on guard and on the defensive. Someone tried to pick my bag last year but the kind of eye I gave him must have turned his ancestors in their graves.

Add the congested roads and the traffic and you cannot be calm even if you try to. You will be angry for no reason. Yoruba people call it 'kan ra'. Pepper body. That is why danfo drivers behave like animals because one cannot sit inside hold up day in day out, inhaling noxious exhaust fumes, avoiding police, LASTMA, NURTW agbero, taskforce, police, VIO, those new ones wearing green uniform (I don't know these ones. There are so many uniforms in Lagos) and still be completely sane.

Conductors and passengers fighting is a normal thing. One day I was returning from work and saw two fighting in the middle of the road, and what amazed me was they were sparring like professional boxers, complete with the boxer's stance and leg work. iKid you not. Conductor and passenger. It was the agberos, funny enough, who came to chase them from the road because they were constituting nuisance to other road users. The kid you described did not have any super powers. He was just acting like the typical Lagosian who has been conditioned to act out in the face of provocation. Eat or be eaten. Some of these conductors are very rude and nasty (I suspect it is their own defence mechanism) while some passengers on the other hand are idiots.

The trader in Computer Village was not 'threatening' you. They are simply aggressive marketers. If you don't aggressively market your products you won't make any sales because there a 1001 traders selling the same thing as you. The secret to walking successfully through the Village is rearranging your face to look like granite, avoiding eye contact with anyone and stubbornly ignoring 'threatening'' calls. They cannot hijack you from the road into their shop, abi? Develop military mind!

The same military mind my friend Sanchez01 took to Enugu when he went on a visit. He wanted to board a bus and used ishon (muscle) to run pell mell to where the bus was parked waiting for him. When he jumped in with the skill of a James Bond stuntsman, he met the driver and passengers staring at him strangely.

The driver asked him: "Oga, are you from Lagos?", to which he replied in the affirmative. The driver then remarked "No wonder. It is only Lagos people that behave like they are fighting with everyone."

You definitely killed it. You 100% on point.

SilverNorGold:
I have been reading some psychopathic 'Yoruba' comments regarding this incident and I just laugh... I have also noticed how they label every dissenter 'a Fulani' or 'Hausa slave' - I was also called 'Fulani' and then 'Hausa slave' by same persons for daring to share my own opinion...

I laugh at the hypocritical Yorubas cos when the kasala wey them dey run cast, e go do them like film... Once the war starts, my brother, na only una go fight because me and my people go mind our business.. Even if we go side any party at all, it would be Nigeria cos it's obvious the Yorubas expelling and persecuting Northerners(not only Fulanis) are the same people calling for Oduduwa Republic, which makes it obvious they're intentionally causing crisis to further their own selfish interests.. They sponsored the EndSars protest... It failed woefully. They attempted a second one which was resisted by well-meaning Nigerians. Now they are going about extrajudicially evicting people from their home in gross violation of the constitution.. Maiming, looting and dismembering hapless civilians...

But we are watching.. If they think we will side them, then they've got another think coming...

Cos Nigeria is my country; my allegiance is to Nigeria and I am ready to die for Nigeria.

God bless Nigeria.
Long live Nigeria!

Too many jargons in your stupid post. read again and ask your self if you made any sense.

Fantasticcc:
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E for Eran igbe.

tightpussy156:
nothing much.club is sweet.my aims of going to club is to relax after hard work Monday to Friday or Saturday on Sunday am in club enjoying myself pick one or two babes after evy an lash them properly.no time.na them they rush me for club because of my level,my maturity,my gadging, no dulling.life is useless without enjoyment.wat is the essence of working day an night like jakky without enjoyment.i remember last year when I went to club babes don dance an drink to scopio,some naked,some no see who to carry them for night,me I was looking for a clean sweet sixteen.all d babes wen I dey see na old cargo.few sweet sixteen don move,some with guys an friends.i took[b] 3 bottles of godberg,2 bottle of Heineken, 2 bottle of legends, 2 black bullet, 1 alomo, 55 fried meat, 2 point an kill.[/b]meh I don dey,don high but no matter how high I am I no dey misbehave,I go still gallant still drive motor,that they for night I drove 1hr self,after heavy one sweet sixteen just come from no where an join my table.she say Bros he don tay wen I they eye you.i just like ur person,u look calm,nice,d babe said she was hear at the club bf but went home an came back.that are instinct said she should search for me an luckily she still met me on my table full of drinks an meat.that was how she join me an I took her home for lashing.meh she was sweet,sexy,hot,an tight like today super glue.till now the sweet sixteen they craze follow me because of my good sexual satisfaction,jokes I normally gave her.after every thing she confess to me that you are fun to be with.that is enjoy urself when you are young not when u are old.who quote me hug transformer

Uganda shit.

Flamemignon1:
They are not dating, it's a scene from the music video they have coming out soon. They recently released new music together and omawunmi had to pull a PR stunt to promote the song

Oh! I get it now.

Flamemignon1:
Please.... This is a publicity stunt. Everyone in lekki knows Ric is fruity, he's gay

So, ric hassani is a lame fargit. That shit is even worse, dating waje is better that being gay.

Lol! pride comes before fall

Boss shit!

Make dem block na. mtcheeeew!

Leicester gon' whoop those chelsea clown ass. Vardy to score brace today.

I wonder what chelsea was thinking when they sign that lame ass mofo; Kai heavertz! Who said no yahoo in football?

post=98208507:
A better Nigeria is all we want.

Do the right thing and make our darling nation proud guys.

Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime.

God bless Nigeria.

Person wey do you like this nor try at all. Because of 30k a month wey BMC dey pay you. You decide to throw away your future and sanity. What a shame!

How many wives this crack-headed fool has?

Looks tacky though.

This ric hassani guy can do better. Nothing can change the fact that this waje bitch is watched up. Better chikalas full everywhere na. Some guys can fucccck up sha!