₦airaland Forum

thoollz:
She's not on NL, but she has seen it and she smiled.
But y r u on this thread? No b because u wan use style go that place, no lie o

every man's dream land!

thoollz:
I still dey go there o. Who knows, dem fit enforce such rule wey go favour person. Cabman, take me to d airport.

eh! You? Na bcus ur wife no d NL na e u d rite dis tin by? I pray ur wife sees dis

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I pray fire no go catch dis my nairaland asset ooooo!

Is nairaland now a Kenyan forum or is stil aa Nigerian forum? Live what happen in Kenya to be in Kenya joor! Live trash for kenya

Post your new profile picture here and let's see who have the best profile as at the end of 2015. It could be your whatsapp,facebook,2go, etc profile picture. Below is mine!

.so Nigeria can also keep records like dis? meanwhile, women always bringing down men since d days of Samson n delila.

.somebody pls tell me why is he not doing the igbo rap from a state of biafra and why from Lagos? Nigeria surely cannot succeed when divided.

searching4loove:
[size=13pt]WHY SHOULD I BUY THIS CRAP WHEN I CAN GET 320GB MONTHLY FROM ETISALAT FOR JUST 200 NAIRA[/size]

how do U do it pls

Tank God. HIV is next

eaglechild:
Hmmm, there is already a stipulated budget for routine fuelling and maintenance of these vehicles besides what is he doing with 20 cars and what is the distance from Kaduna to Bauchi that it will equate to cost of hiring a jet. Even if na armoured tanks.

so that stipulated budget is not use for hiring jet Abi.

scofieldsimba:
We need to reduce the cost of governance..


He would have travelled by road na....

when someone eat indomie and another person ate rice, people will look at the person who ate indomie as being rich but actually rice is more expensive than indomie or any noodles.my point is this, if he traveled by road,they will be need to fuel up to twenty cars and different drivers will be involved. tell me which is more expensive than just hiring just one jet

Dahveydson:
Really nice. Inspite of difficulties, tribalism and hate on here, good people still exist.



Op, you have good writing skills. Kudos

she need to improve on the usage of punctuation marks. she try

ama Kip Kip booking space

dis one wey d scream no d break then d phone go d get more than second hand.E go d get reach 10hand n still counting

empty cartons

IamLEGEND1:
na today you know?

I'm wack as fuçk

lolz

IamLEGEND1:
I have no idea what the moral of this thread is supposed to be.

except of coz if u put this nónsense here so we can laugh at you.

U don't know me so how can U laugh at me,U must be a mad man then

nickkylawve:
Seems Most girls by that name love bn in control of their guy I v a friend as well her BF washes her undies for her

am sorry

nickkylawve:
Seems Most girls by that name love bn in control of their guy I v a friend as well her BF washes her undies for her

those kind of girls have wrong ideas.a man should always be in control

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Her name is Gloria, i first saw her the first day I went to join YWAP.she is so beautiful with her eyes like that of a cat.I could not do any thing other than to tell her what I was beggining to feel. At first, she wouldn't believe because she felt I was just trying to get her into talking since I needed to get close to someone for being a new comer. I kept telling her I love her until she eventually said yes which I thought It was because of my first song that had become everybody's favourite. I was dating her and all I needed,she gave to me including S*X. Things Started falling apart when she brought her clothes so I could help her starch which i did since I was I good at it, not kowing she was doing this to tell her friends that her boyfriend do wash her clothes for her. Jeez! She brought her torn clothes again and ask me to help her take them to a tailor that she needed to fix her hair and she will like to wear it to our meeting that same day. I went for the meeting,a practice section and they came one of her friend who called me romantic boyfriend.soon, all the girls had began to call me romantic boyfriend which made all the boys to be jealous of me not knowing what was going on. I got to know what she was doing when Anita came to me and said "Moses, you wash Gloria's clothes for real"? I was speechless and then the girl began to laugh. Oboy! Things come bad when everybody come the talk about this thing ooo. I had to stop going for practice because I was beggining to feel unconfortable.as for Gloria, I met her and asked her why has she done such a thing and began to cry saying " baby I don't know it's gonna turn like this, I only want the girls to feel I have control over my man but am sorry,pls forgive me and she knelt down" I love her but I have to tell her it 's over. One funny thing is that her friend Anita is now calling me!

two short men representing a country with many giants!

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in time to come people will care less about the banana Ireland just as people no longer talk about G.R.As

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LOBI STARS PLAYERS PROTEST, BLOCK GOVERNMENT HOUSE GATE. Players of Lobi Stars Football Club of Makurdi this morning blocked the gates of the government house demanding to see the Governor, Samuel Ortom over a gamut of issues ranging from non- payment of salaries and match bonuses, poor management amongst other issues. One of the players who spoke under anonymity said the club was run singlehandedly by the chairman, Mr Dominic Iorfa. That they had not been paid August and September salaries, despite the release of monies from the government every month to Mr Iorfa. That even when paid, the chairman deducted N20,000 from the salaries of each player for his personal use. The players added that they had not been paid match allowances for 2013, 2014 and 2015. Mr Dominic Iorfa was also said to have collected N50,000 from each player last year as contribution to be disbursed back to the players at the end of the year, but he embezzled the funds. Despite the stipulation of the League Management Council that players be paid a minimum of N150,000 per month which the Benue State Government complies with, the chairman paid the players, by hand, amounts far less than those released by the state government. Governor Ortom in his response was furious that monies released by Government were diverted into private pockets. He said he had release N7 million as part payment for their match bonuses which had accumulated to N33 million from the past administration and was surprised to hear that the players hadn't been paid. He therefore delegated the Secretary to the State Government, Targema Takema to look into the issue and report back to him.
source: benue state university forum

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[quote author=athaboi post=39034092][/quote]U talked about gulters not flowing well and how dirty the environment is.who are those people that dump dirt they.is it still d government. development starts from the people

gflames89:
U should just go to a different resturant and order for chilled hypo and a ice creamed freezed cement

U wicked pass prick head