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One thing is involved, one of them is a lesbian

xreal:
was the 'italian method' also the one used at Ikorodu today?

are u a police man? Any body wey say yes is definately one of them na

Just realised that av walked thousand miles just to read comments

Don't be scared, God has given us the power to treble upon snakes and scorpion. Now i see u walking on that snake and not running away from it

I just realised that av walked thousand miles just to read this post.

Just realised that av walked thousand miles just to read comments

Kingsasian:
sometimes I dey wonder at the kind of madness wey dey worry people like you. Must you quote the op just to post a short comment?

i wonder d kind of weed that runs tru the head of pple like you, must you quote me just to criticise?

ddddon:
1. The Copy and Paste Masters:
These set of people, would remain silent in the group waiting for a message to paste. All those annoying messages that ends with "send to 20 people and you will receive good news next week in your life" As if God now have a Whatsapp account.

2. THE NUMBER STEALERS :
These set of people, won't even do the courtesy of " hi" or "sup" they will just go to group info and start collecting number of opposite sex with cute D.P.
Then you will receive a message like this "hi, am Dapo, I got your number from YORUBA STUDENTS GROUP" as if that explain why you should collect my number in the first place.

3. INTERNET PREACHERS:
These set of people are the holier than thou people, all they do is to send a long sermon with different Bible verse and a prayer at the end.
Knowing fully well that 95% of the Group participants won't read their epistle talk less of bringing out their Bible to read the verses.

4. GROUP COMPLAINERS :
these set only type something in the group to inform you that you people are finishing his/her MB or that you people are killing his/her Battery.

5. PICTURES GURUS:
These set of people, you find almost in every Whatsapp Group. they won't chat, they won't greet, they post only pictures in the group then they leave. Next day they come online they post another picture then they leave again.

6. OBSERVERS CLUB:
These are the people that no matter what, they will never type anything in the group. If you like call their names a thousand times, they won't reply, yet they are in the group, year in year out. And they read virtually everything that happens there.

7. ANTI GROUP:
these set of people are against anything called a group page, once you include them in a group, its like you have stabbed them in the heart.
The first and last thing they will say in the group is "who created this group self" then next thing you will see is 08031391*** left.

8. BOSSY ADMIN:
how I hate these set of Admins, as if Whatsapp pays them for the job they are doing. Always giving orders here and there. And they don't fail to let you know that they can remove you from the group.

9. ONLINE MARKETERS:
Sometimes I wonder how much they make from disturbing people with fake links like "learn how to make 200,000 monthly by just pressing your phone" or " get 10gig for just N1000 " as if na their Papa get MTN

10.UNNECESSARY CHATS

This to me is the most annoying of them all, these set of people mostly two or three persons, and they will start discussing matters that are private or personal to them in a group page, matters that no matter how hard you try you won't understand because you were not there when the incident happened. Yet they will bring such discussion to a group page.

Feel free to add some of the annoying things people do in a Whatsapp Group.

DEDICATION: Am dedicating this to "EFFICIENT ADMINISTRATORS" Whatsapp Group and also "GORONYO CORPERS" Group.

those poeple that change the group icon to their own picture

joedrae:
So I was at the Iyana Ipaja Orientation camp today and I took a few pictures of Corps members having their martial art practice and March past practice...

See below...

God please do not give me mad haping like dat of airforce 1..giv me hyping that i sincerely deserve. Amen

Aminat508:
Guys what do you think about this













Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/I_pissVodka/status/611811826590990336/photo/1

wenger's daughter. Lolz, arsenal fans be falling hand even before the coming of fergie

Mancity26:
no bi lie..airforce1 need beta ppl around him, ppl wey go giv am beta advice, tank God we advix him b4 he enta alaba, wel d first audio comedy wey i record, na only my family members buy am wit abeg but i come package nah.. Well doz white boys for our nation team wey get cassava leg.. Make i rush check my MB.. I wil be bak.. Well, working on my
comedy short video
and Audio.. God bless our hustle. Abeg
make dey no kill my career like Airforce1.
Still, i be his number one fan. Jon sung
comedian say so. Just incase, my
signature is dia

me am an MC. My first work was a secondary skul end of year party. U know na, i did little n my greatest challange was stage fright. I rememba i told my gal frnd not to come but now ac anchored shows like miss benue, miss food basket n mark d ball red carpet and i know i stil have a long way to go

corperscorner:
We have only been seeing a picture of the army either carrying gun or about to board a fighter jet or helicopter...

Never a picture of them in action

The other time, it was a picture of two soldiers running like mad dogs after being chased by a mere zebra in sambisa forest

I am fed up of these lies.....they are becoming too much abeg.

If they start snapping pictures while on battle field, d same u wil criticise dem dat they are taking pictures instead of fighting. Now tel me is they any job in the military that is snapping pictures on battle field?

Mancity26:
na d way ppl take hype d lad..anyway am a fan of airforce1 bcs he be my bros

jst like wen i see two white boys for nigeria team last match. I was like mehn white boys, we don get striker or winger wey d run like cr7 b dat oooo only to see number 6 and 5 for their back, i was so dissapointed. Na so i been d expect chris brown voice and lyrics for airforce one song...... Da song wack, d hyping too much like english national team.

Mancity26:
na d way ppl take hype d lad..anyway am a fan of airforce1 bcs he be my bros

jst like wen i see two white boys for nigeria team last match. I was like mehn white boys, we don get striker or midfielder wey d run like cr7 b dat oooo only to see number 6 and 7 for their back, i was so dissapointed. Na so i been d expect chris brown voice and lyrics for airforce one song...... Da song wack, d hyping too much like english national team.

naptu2:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/arts-entertainment/185408-breaking-iconic-nigerian-musician-danmaraya-jos-is-dead.html

eyia! Finally gonna rest in peace after him don chop uncle jona campaign money..... RIP

lalasticlala:
http://www.punchng.com/feature/super-saturday-lounge/i-spent-less-than-three-years-with-fani-kayode-ex-wife-yemisi-wada/

front page tins oshe

dulaman:
http://dailytrust.com.ng/daily/index.php/news-menu/news/57513-zamfara-ex-commissioner-s-sex-scandal-girl-threatens-to-release-new-video

i watched the first one to c if its my friends girl friend so i aint gonna watch dis one again bcus she isn't pregnant

Stelvin101:
A Patriot and Hero. RIP until we meet again

u don eva meet am before?

misspicy:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/06/16/lady-bites-off-rapists-penis/

this guy is now free from temptation.

Mattkent:
Bat

As in:

1. Any of the small, nocturnal, flying mammals of the order Chiroptera, which navigate by means of echolocation.

2.(offensive) An old woman.

3. A LovePeddler who prowls in the dusk/evening like a bat.

Hope that answers your question? E b like say u no like d man atol

ehen nau, how one man one take b nigeria godfather

Ezenwammadu:
They must be expelled


Confusion must reign supreme in APC camp till everything falls apart

If ibrahim Badamosi babagida is IBB, and Goodluk
Ebele Janathan Is GEJ, then Olushegu Obasanjo
is OBJ, And General Muhammud Buhari is GMB
PLS WHAT is BOLA Ahmed Tinubu ?

Mattkent:
Lagos boy..btw y do u think I grew up in pH?

pls oooo If ibrahim Badamosi babagida is IBB, and Goodluk
Ebele Janathan Is GEJ, then Olushegu Obasanjo
is OBJ, And General Muhammud Buhari is GMB
PLS WHAT is BOLA Ahmed Tinubu ?

Feranmicharles:
There are some rumours that went viral during childhood,

Let's start straight away

1: if you swallow a seed,the tree will grow inside you,or from your tummy

2: that this eraser,the blue can erase ink

3: if you eat joined fruits,you'll give birth to joined babies

4: after urinating you must spit on the urine (this one,I still dey do am)

Pls oooo,
If ibrahim Badamosi babagida is IBB, and Goodluk
Ebele Janathan Is GEJ, then Olushegu Obasanjo
is OBJ, And General Muhammud Buhari is GMB
PLS WHAT is BOLA Ahmed Tinubu ?

pls

lalasticlala:
Chief Momodu shared the photos and captioned:



http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-290514337/delemomoduovation/photos/ig-1003840240592603220_290514337

all those files are not needed, he should just put e very thing in a computer.

Daniyemi:
ah! Should I still go ahead to marry my idoma girlfriend? RIP to the dead.

those people are tiv and not idoma .gboko

money4bank:
Can we exhange BB PINs here? JUST for fun:

my BB PIN: 261E2AD9

5575E9D0

cidomicky:
Let's know your age, sex, location, occupation and BB pin.

Am 26,male,Portharcourt/Benin,industrial-chemist/businessman,21C61176.

Benue 5575E9D0

jascon1:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/b-i-z-a-r-r-e-how-19-yr-old-drop-out-hypnotizes-women-with-strange-ring/

chukwu ebuka stated that he has been in dat game for 3 years and yet he still claimed to have been initiated wen he was in primary skul and he is 19 years now.don't tell me that guy was 16 wen he was in his primary skul.I smell lies...........

MrOlai:
1. Fornication/Adultery is a grievous sin in the sight of God.



2. Sex unites bodies and souls of the two persons involved together, physically and spiritually.
This is why God Almighty prescribes it only for the married couples.



3. Latest Scientific Research on Telegony.
According to the new research, if a woman has sex with any man, the woman would retain some genetic traits from the man in her body and these would be transferred to her babies!


4. The presence of genetic traits of any man in a woman's body, through sex, who is never her husband is a spiritual curse and this curse could be transferred to her children.


5. Guilt and Regret.
Those who go into fornication/adultery eventually regret.



So, my people, stay off boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. It's actually a euphemism for fornication/adultery. Face your studies, pray and work hard. Then, plan and wait for your time to do the right thing - marriage. With this, you'll be highly blessed and you'll have no cause to regret on this.

same people that said we should not date also say we should engage in courtship before marriage....

Jossyroyal1:
I no see my village (Orokam)

see ma Broda fa,orocity abole

biGPoppaSays:
my lovely people of nairaland do check your shoes before wearing them....thanks y'all, I got nothing but love for y'all....

op ur tittle means we should always put a snake in our shoes before wearing it.

bigFOOTcaveMAN:
Even with $1B cheque, i no marry

guy shot up,u know waiting b $1b?