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@ toyosi

Which kind one you get

na wa oooooo you be alien abi robot

@phat


Hmmm

is there any word like "baded" cos thats what I am when it comes to women and romance,

So what type of lips have you got??

lol

@patwhizkid

What kind of danger, you mean if its dangerous for a girl who has weak sexual resistance??

Plus I know how to use them well,

I know where they should touch and when

I get red lipssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
lol

This post is too long,

Men, this topic get as e be,
4 me I too like bobiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Nice smile from the girl and a very sexy look

Then a kiss from the woman dey make my heart skip like disk wey don crack inside disk Player

Please I need your help people, does any one have dumps for MCDSt

@platinum that means you really know what you want

Women, sometimes you people get consfused and don't know what you want, if na the guy dey pester you say make you come know im house, you go complain , now im no wan skatter ya waist so soon again you dey complain, daughters of eve , we don suffer for una hand

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
 
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

 
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is , however, a catch ,  You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

 
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the doorreads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

 
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

 
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.

 
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

 
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

 
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

 
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

 
Floor 6 - "You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.  Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!"[i][/i][color=#006600][/color]

@ Czarskit

Which other ones do you recall

I sat in the office yesterday and something came to my mind and I decided to share it with you all, can any one remember those sweet programs we used to watch on TV way back, Like I remember "MIRROR IN THE SUN", "MAGANA JERICHI","TALES BY MOONLIGHT","MIND YOUR LANGUAGE and so many more, come on let me know the one you remember

First of all Bleep all of you who crucified the guy based on his English and Grammar, The stupid language no be our own we just dey speak am any how, Na British Colonize Hong Kong still dem no sabi Speak am well, We on our part like to dey form "Pampass" and enslave our minds the more,

@poster, my guy if you no stop checking her phone or answering her call you go soon die of Heart attack or shock, person wey you never marry you dey pick her calls, even married woman self dey cut show outside, men Free that girl sharp sharp, look for another one

Online sites plenty if you no get the boldness to approach them one on on, OBX say so

@ pinky lady

I dey fear ooooo, I am very young .Some of them go dey read this post and as soon as them go out them go start to give men that sign and before you know many people go just dey disappear,

I like this topic so much, it tells us when to make that move and when not to, but guys becareful, there are some mammy waters on nairaland looking for people to take to their underworld for sacrifice and if you now see any of the signs mentioned here and follow up and you just disappear, sorry oooooo

prick, toto Bleep and some curse words like " omo iya aje",your father

Well I have never cause to, but people don't believe me when I tell them my age, I will be 30 on July 31, but people say I look 24, I dont know what to do some times, to start lying abt my age

Thanks sooooooooooooooooooooooo much ,

....

Well the whole thing boils down to a bad government and also bad economy.If we had a good government these men would not take bribe because they would be paid well and if they do they would be punished by the law, But In a case where the head of the LATSMA and Olopa would wait for the return of the "rogers" collected from the boys, they cannot be punihsed even if they are caught.


Also if we have a strong database created, all the man needs to do is get the registration number of the driver and circulate through out the state or the country(that is if his intetions is not to collect egunje) and the other LATSMA people would be on alert and watch out for tha vehicle, In any case im don die, and when im get to Heaven or Hell he would tell his story

Please does any one have latest dumps on the following, MCDST,MCP(270 XP ) ,2919sERVER) PLEASE I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT,

Thanks my Brother you too much,

Please I need help, can any one help me with Brain dumps for MCDST exam Please or any site where I can download free Dumps.

You see that is one problem I have with movie makers all over the world, because Part one sell and every body like am dem no go think of another crazy idea, na to just turn the movie in to series, what the fck is wrong with all of them

use go ogle,youtube, torrents and esnips



abeg no vex what is torrents and esnips, the other two I know about , please I would really appreciate it if you do reply

Abge make we end this thread, the boy wan form "ladies Man " for here, men you have PHD in lying,BSC in fabricating,