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NYSC / Re: Corps Member Presents Her First Allawee To Parents (Photos, Video) by occfx: 4:01pm On May 11
NairaOcean:
In a beautiful moment filled with pride and accomplishment, a female member of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) presented her first monthly allowance, known as "alawee," to her parents. The event took place in their home, where the young Corp member, expressed her gratitude for the unwavering support of her parents throughout her educational journey and now, during her national service.

With beaming smiles and eyes gleaming with pride, the parents watched as their daughter handed over the envelope containing her first alawee. cheesy



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuHHZ_P-ybM

Courtesy of Kanayo o Kanayo... Dont let pulpit bandits confuse you
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Gifts Tony Tetuila $5k + N5m Cash At Secrets Palace by occfx: 2:41pm On May 11
TopNotchTrends:
Burna Boy has gifted veteran musician Tony Tetuila $5k during a visit to Secrets Palace in Lagos.

Tetuila had to shower praises on Burna Boy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln9mVHfUnJU?si=2n1S-WH4OOPg7AnC

7m + 5m...12m
Politics / Re: Soludo's Wife, Nonye Showcases Her Gymnastics Skills, Urges Everyone to Keep Fit by occfx: 11:10am On May 11
Godfullsam:
An average Nigerian don't need to go through all these to keep fit.

Thanks to Tinubulation caused by balablu grin.

The system is designed to keep you fit automatically.

No stress

We dey mandatory exercise like this, I no need any gym

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Politics / Re: DHQ Receives Improved Armoured Personnel Carriers To Curb Insecurity by occfx: 6:53am On May 11
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Bandits are doing business, send it to the east and wipe the igbos. They must remain a slave in the zoo.
Celebrities / Re: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle At The Defence Headquarters In Abuja (Video) by occfx: 5:46am On May 11
Mrniceguy007:
My guys Dem country don really hard, 50k wen enta my hand Wednesday night don finish like dis and na chop alone I do still yet money no last

Hey... So you chop alone upon say na free Tinubu money, you still chop alone.... My brother, you don enter gbese
Celebrities / Re: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle At The Defence Headquarters In Abuja (Video) by occfx: 5:22am On May 11
SoNature:
Lolo Amira Ngozi and her husband shouldn't come to Nigeria and leave without leaving a permanent footprint by sponsoring infrastructural projects or helping poor Nigerians through homebase NGOs. Nigerian government has failed its people.

Name one good thing Britain has done for us. Don't expect any good thing from this visit. They have come to encourage the army to protect the British Royal company called Nigeria.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Mbappe Bids Farewell To PSG Ahead Of Imminent Real Madrid Move by occfx: 5:17am On May 11

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Business / Re: Nigeria's Naira Reverses Back As World's Worst Performing Currency — Bloomberg by occfx: 9:12pm On May 10
Lizzysamuel:
Now that CardiB has exhausted all his ideas in giving Naira "Kung Fu" I wonder what will be the next line of action 😂.

Crypto Banned

Binance Banned too

P2P banned too

BDCs supplied with Dollars.

EFCC arresting BDc operators

Dear CardiB and Bulaba,

Who are we blaming this time?

My aged grandma?

Sportybet is causing Naira depreciation... Ban all betting platforms.
Business / Re: Nigeria's Naira Reverses Back As World's Worst Performing Currency — Bloomberg by occfx: 9:11pm On May 10

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Resumes Work After Foreign Trip by occfx: 3:31pm On May 09
Doesn't look strong... At this age, I don't know what I will be doing in Aso rock.

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Business / Re: What Do You Think Should Be Done To Appreciate Naira ? by occfx: 2:32pm On May 09
CHRISSANCHEZ:
1. Free and fair elections.
2. Government appointments should be merit and fair to every geopolitical zones.
3. Fight insecurities.
4. Open and sincere policies.
5. Sincere and credible ministers.
6. Many more........

As far as there is no free election, forget the zoo. Look at Abia, imagine if the best candidates were elected like Abia state governor.
Politics / Re: Very Long Queue At Mega Petrol Stations .what Is Happening In Nigeria by occfx: 1:17pm On May 09
PriceActionZ:


Nothing new, this was 49 years ago. una go curse tinubu tire. Nigeria can't work. The elites have high jacked it since independence thereby recruiting their friends, friends of friends, families, friends of families, replacing them with friends, concubines, bastards, friends of concubines, grand children, cousins and so on and the circle continues. As long as the present form of government is used in Nigeria, no president, or the one to be can ever repair it. None. To me, regional government is much better and competitive.

By the way, mega stations are way cheaper, and most times, more than independent marketers own in the range of 100 and above per liter, and yet you are shortchanged. That's why you see those queues.

Since this last election, I just started hating the Yorubas for the role they played. To be honest, Igbos will never vote people like Rochas or Uzodinma against somebody like osibanjo. PO plans and manifesto was moving towards a kind of restructuring of the country. Anything less than that will never work, either restructure, divide or go back regional ruling
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Shells Rafah As Biden Vows Arms Suspension by occfx: 1:03pm On May 09
God1000:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFof9bq_lBs

Israel shelled Rafah on Thursday as US President Joe Biden offered his starkest warning yet over the conduct of its war against Hamas, vowing to cut off arms transfers if an offensive into the southern Gaza city goes ahead


This life make sure you don't depend on anybody so that you can be free to do whatever you like



https://www.channelstv.com/2024/05/09/israel-shells-rafah-as-biden-vows-arms-suspension
Foreign Affairs / Re: Togo President, Faure Gnassingbe Abolishes Presidential Election by occfx: 12:58pm On May 09
Macdeey:
Hmmm ! I used to reside in Togo before relocating to Ghana.
Bro ! If you dear say anything against the government, Na so you go just disappear without trace !
Everyone is afraid of his life, the porverty rate is very high. Foreigners are more free than the citizens of the country. Foreigners drive the economy of the country.
Many of their celebrities the spoke against the government ran away on self exile. Try anything that will go against the government and you are history 😞
The President Jailed his own brother and threw away the keys 🗝️🗝️🗝️
Na another person go hard am make em kpai ?

You see this Biafra, na where Africa liberation will start

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Business / Re: Naira Depreciates Further As Dollar Sales To BDCs Wobble by occfx: 11:07am On May 09
Scamburster:

Hahaahahahaha, what about our stake.

Deposit 5% VAT, stake 10% tax, winning 20% VAT, withdrawal - 5% Tax, 10% VAT, 5% cyber security, 5% stamp duty, 1% bank charges etc.

Whats your offence, because you live in the zoo

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Business / Re: Naira Depreciates Further As Dollar Sales To BDCs Wobble by occfx: 9:24am On May 09
blingxx:


Sportybet next grin

Yes, they will soon tax our winnings. We go dey drop 20% of every winning.

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Business / Re: Naira Depreciates Further As Dollar Sales To BDCs Wobble by occfx: 9:18am On May 09
Englishisamust:
This man is not human!!! This one is a demon sent to finish poor nigerians

But the man no dey na.. I hear say e lie down for France
Celebrities / Re: Elizabeth Evoeme Is Dead! Ovularia Of The New Masquerade Dies At 81 by occfx: 10:49am On May 08
matify83:
It was a fun filled childhood with you ovularia, ramota, jegede sokoya and of course natty and zebby. Not forgetting clarus and his co-worker gringory

You made us happy back then as we looked forward to every episode of the popular sitcom on NTA.

RIP Ovularia peterside

There was so much peace during those times, I can't tell what really happened
Celebrities / Re: Elizabeth Evoeme Is Dead! Ovularia Of The New Masquerade Dies At 81 by occfx: 10:48am On May 08
nairalandkachy1:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/05/popular-the-new-masquerade-actress-ovularia-dies-at-81/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0HE7N3ikcO1PL9nw-SrywQjB926o0_Vyy9SutXs3J3ZC5RfgUVuSm2h2g_aem_ATH_iB1PT0nc9CoKbS5ibywYWxMEbI_przDFpj3790ScPMUbxcdq6yM4I7Rfs0JbDAWVj9hEq_ZvnmrhZVuxhaxS

As time goes, your cells get weak or strong and go back to earth to evolve. What causes old age is what we don't know. I suspect the cells got stronger and can no longer live inside you. They shed your body and escape to earth.
Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To N1,415/$ In Parallel Market by occfx: 8:32am On May 08
Kanixt:


so are you accusing Our amicable president for hoarding the dollar? what do you mean by "well tinubu is on his way, since shaker has failed"?

I am hearing it for the first time that our dear president is hoarding dollars in France.
Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To N1,415/$ In Parallel Market by occfx: 8:03am On May 08
Hey!!! Well Tinubu is on his way. Since Abido shaker has failed, Jagaban will power the Naira. There so much power in the country. We never even touch Kubus kabash. Make una no fear.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Troops Eliminate IPOB/ESN Commander In Imo State by occfx: 6:53am On May 08
Questions is what is the offence of ESN? They challenging Fulani herdsmen I guess?
Family / Re: Do Married Men Envy Bachelors? by occfx: 6:32am On May 08
fykes:
Are you effing kidding boy? You got no clue... I thought I was balling until I married and had my son.

Known no better life than watching that tiny bundle of joy...no better love than watching your wife give birth...

Dude if you marry your wife/ best friend, you are truly blessed...I can't speak on marrying wrongly cos I didn't.

But please 🙏 trust God for a woman who is a wife indeed...aint nothing any single human man or woman got on you.

Na only brokenness dey kill this joy.. The joy of your best friend as wife be like heaven

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Family / Re: Do Married Men Envy Bachelors? by occfx: 6:08am On May 08
traware:
I have been married for over 9 years now but believe me, each time I see any young man about to get married, I will just pity the man instead of happy for him. Marriage is not what it use to be in olden days.

--Slurity

I am planning self awareness to the young lads on how to handle marriage. The culture is no longer beneficial to young men. You have to design your own marriage irrespective of any pressure from society.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Is ‘Well’ - Tunji Alausa Explains President’s Absence by occfx: 8:06pm On May 07
Bobloco:


grin grin grin

Shey make him run am because him children don too suffer

grin grin grin

At this point, Nigeria needs to be changing President every year. Any idiot wey no perform after one year should be replaced immediately
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is ‘Well’ - Tunji Alausa Explains President’s Absence by occfx: 7:51pm On May 07
RightChannel:
Battery isn't fully charge

May be they want to replace it with sodium ion batteries.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Criticises Peter Obi Over Comments On Alleged Lagos Deportation by occfx: 7:08am On May 07
Betanaija42moro:
This is a confirmation that Reno is just a jobless man. He is just looking for an appointment and he can't get it because even Tinubu knows that he is a serial betrayer and can not be taken serious.

Reno is where belly face
He is so bitter because Obi didn't allow him to manage his social media handles again.

Reno has no job or business, so I can't take him serious.

Let him keep waiting for government appointment

He is on pay roll already... There are people you recruit behind the scene to cause distractions and instability. The good news is, they don't usually end well.
Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by occfx: 8:12pm On May 06
Beeb1e:
Hello everyone, I got a call from a man in the Village (Elele, Rivers State) on Tuesday night, that we should look for a way to come and carry our mother as she has slumped and was rushed to a hospital, where she was in coma.

He explained to me that my mother went to demand for the payment of the debt the man is owing her and he angrily beat her up, he stripped her , tore her clothes, her underwear was torn too. I’m literally crying as I type this. Everyone that tried to stop him he chased with the machete. Now my dad is late , else he won’t have tried this.

I am in Lagos so I’ve not seen her my sister that was able to travel to Elele to see her sent me the pictures.

She is out of coma now, but still unable to sit or stand or talk. We also noticed she is bleeding from her private part.

We arrested the evil man with the Elele police but the community Igwe bailed him, he is a known person in the community and owns a hotel there.

I really want this man to receive this level of Physical pain or more, because my mum almost lost her life.

I don’t know what to do or how to go about getting justice for her.

We are at military hospital port harcourt now.

Well I just hope they were not friends... Na to set trap for the idiot and torture back. I hate nonsense
Politics / Re: Terrorists Storm Kaduna Birthday Party, Kill Six, Injure Others by occfx: 8:03pm On May 06
muyico:
when Fulani's bandit killed people in Enugu! weytin Una do?? wey dey dey push death body in wheelbarrow

The community says they don't want ESN... So the janjaweedds attacked them without resistance.
Politics / Re: Terrorists Storm Kaduna Birthday Party, Kill Six, Injure Others by occfx: 4:35pm On May 06
muyico:
northern Nigeria with daily killing! I hope if dey kill people finished for north, dey will not bounce back to southeast and southwest

Them dey fear south east na... Guys dey bush dey wait for them
Family / Re: Married Woman Seeks Advice After Mistakenly Sleeping With Neighbor For Money by occfx: 4:23pm On May 06
Fineman2:
Women are too cunning and dishonest

She knows exactly what she was doing... She want there to pay back the 50k with her pussssay. Now wahala don burst. Kiss your marriage bye because, guy man must find out. Your emotions will never remain the same and whatever you do now, will not end well. If you tell your oga problem, if you no tell am problem. Finally, if you leave the marriage, the man will dump you and look for another home to scatter. That's how they operate and devil rewards them for that. Suffering is part of life... Just endure it and work harder. The small money you get with peace of mind is better than millions you get without peace of mind

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Drag Phyna For Wearing Pant & Bra After She Spoke Against It by occfx: 4:17pm On May 06
Money don short... Need mugu to drop something

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