₦airaland Forum

contentEngineer:
At no time will you ever have a nuclear program...even when the weak and satanic leftists take over power in the US , IDF no go still allow your papa to own one . Ona dey craze ? ...You cannot destroy the world with us in it , this piece of rock dancing in space belongs to us all and we go protect am .

Gbamest...


The foolish people want to wipe out the whole world in 5 years time.

Betterthanwalki:
So the rate of our economy has been bastardized this much? In 2016 this car Mazda 626 use to be 700k toks and 2022 It's 1.7m even negotiable, the post is here on nairaland.

And now I'm about to buy this car and it's now 6.8m toks. Is the country this bad? How can a normal legit person raise reasonable amount to purchase a year 2000 car.


Country is gone

Na vex you dey vex like this? Lol

Emilokan

Botragelad:
Source:
https://www.fxstreet.com/news/iran-proposes-suspending-nuclear-activities-for-up-to-five-years-nyt-202604140516

Taqiya

Sonnobax15:
keep nurturing this mentality you hear . Na when you don ready to settle down as a woman,na then you go realize say na Scorpion kings.and iron monkeys full streets

LOL... Scorpion king and iron monkeys

Busy5767:
Nigeria’s Chief of Defence Staff, Christopher Gwabin Musa, has warned that anyone supporting bandits or terrorists will be treated the same as the criminals themselves.

He made this known during a recent visit to Kaduna, where he said those providing assistance whether through trade, information, or logistics would be identified and dealt with accordingly.

The statement suggests a tougher security approach that goes beyond targeting attackers to also focus on their support networks.

Nigeria continues to face security challenges, especially in the northern region, where banditry and insurgency remain major concerns.

👉 What do you think about this approach?

Now, our new strategy: A friend of a thief is a thief. Anybody who is doing any trading or providing any support to them, we will find you together and we will deal with you like bandits, like terrorists.

- Minister of Defense, Gen. CG Musa (Rtd), stated this following his visit… pic.twitter.com/6P5l82Et71

— Imran Muhammad (@Imranmuhdz) April 13, 2026

Trump is putting a lot of pressure. One day e go mature.

obonujoker:
Any Culture or tradition, that does not glorify God is already satanic and immoral.

As Christians, true children of God, we are to separate ourselves from such practices -
2 Corinthians 6:16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
6:17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,

You cannot call yourself a Christian and you do Masquerade, you do Ifa, you do New yam festival, You do Amadioha , You do Ogun, you do Ojude Oba, You do Raping culture festivals... You may not attend but you sponsor and support with you money...

As a child of God, A Christian, going to church with Bible, you must choose one, whether you follow God or follow the traditions of men inspired by the devil and His agents. See what Apostle Paul wrote about his own-
Galatians 1:14 And profited in the Jews' religion above many my equals in mine own nation, being more exceedingly zealous of the traditions of my fathers.
1:15 But when it pleased God, who separated me from my mother's womb, and called me by his grace,

God had to separate him from all those traditions.

Remember the day you accepted Jesus, is the Day you decide to follow Him and do the will of God. May the Lord help us

And if you are still blinded by traditions and Cultures, Remember none of them can connect you to God. Jesus has paid the final price. Anything outside Jesus Christ leads you to damnation.

May the Lord bless and save us. Amen

This is deceptive and I didn't bother to read the details.

Tradition is a constituted authority and you can be truthful, follow the right way and life in tradition.

How do people consider 5 liters too much. This morning alone I have taken two liters before night I must have crossed 5 litters with beer and Co. Though am big and tall may be it has everything to do with size.

I am already taste now, likely to take the 3rd liter by 10 am.

Water is good. There is no consequences of drinking too much water. Just be physically active. Not from car to office and back.

Hydrated blood makes erectionn very strong and sperrm pure.

Racoon:
Congratulations to all the deserving referees. Sad no referee from Nigeria made the list.

Corruption Promax will never all them make the list. They will stake the life on one game and blow nonsense

iwaeda:
https://punchng.com/again-bandits-kill-five-forest-guards-in-kwara-community/

You dey fight bandit with dane gun... Mugus

God1000:
https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-892559?

https://www.facebook.com/100064319514635/posts/1401777035309600/?app=fbl

Israel is a curse because, they understood your islamization agenda on time.

Israel is a blessing to the whole world. If not, by now it would have been convert or dieee.

nlfpmod:
https://saharareporters.com/2026/04/09/exclusive-late-brig-gen-braimoh-tried-escape-boko-haram-assault-armoured-vehicle-failed

Upon say Tinubu dash them his salary, APC disappointed. You see say money no be the issue. The system is roten.

American APC no fit fuckkup like this... Why are our army always been caught unawares come dey run. Useless war.

Saintzykie:
It’s just 2k in the market na…

Which side, I no dey see am for market again

The problem is not hitting money, the problem is managing the hit money.

nlfpmod:
Covenant University student, Tunmise, Dies over lack of Oxygen at clinic



Source

And the school has science laboratory... Common oxygen they cannot produce. Black man is something else

Please, if you have Mortal kombat 3 and other cartridges you are not using please, do give away.

timidapsin:
For the past few days, I’ve noticed that internet service on both MTN and Airtel has really deteriorated.

Browsing is slower, downloads are inconsistent, and sometimes pages don’t even load at all.
Is this just happening in my area, or is it a general issue across the country?

Kindly share your experience and location.

Yes Mtn is very slow these days... Na glo dey rescue me sometimes

Portiphaaa:
'mayday mayday mayday!! union bank flight 2026 engine failure, fire inside cabin, we're going down .....'

Okwu agwula... My 2k.....my 2k my 2k

Big big grammar... Nairaland grok pls explain in simple terms

dederocs:
What a cowardly people, cowards will suffer

There men have water water nyashhh

damkin24:
What happened to Biafra or is it dead?

Python dance is going on there

chopnaira:
Just Yemi writes:



Source

If to say the zoo is working, what is south Africa

chopnaira:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/04/electricity-now-costlier-than-house-rent-abia-residents-groan-over-crazy-bills/

L

It is very difficult to run a business in Nigeria. As far as you get your raw materials e.g gas from the zoo, they will frustrate it.

Otti should just higher CATL to come and install solar energy in Aba

Tenses:
I dash you their condition since you enjoy the "privileges" that comes with it

I guess you have not experienced the peace that comes with nature. If you are rich, go build house for Bush or remote village and see the difference.

If not for Fulani janjaweeddds, I don't have any business with township house.

God1000:
Benue Is Bleeding



https://www.facebook.com/61568782539736/posts/122176322906626084/?app=fbl

As usual, the survivors of yesterday

Stolen:
IS DAT NOT WAT KANU SAID THAT MADE U PEOPLE TO CARRY HIM TO SOKOTO IN HOPE TO CONVERT HIM TO YOUR RELIGION?


THE LAST MAN THAT DEFENDED HIMSELF DID YOUR MILITARY NOT BEAT HIM TO STUPOUR AND JAIL HIM UNTIL AMERICANS DEMANDED HIS RELEASE?


I REGRET EVER SHARING COUNTRY WITH UNA AND BLAME BRITAIN.

You are talking to the wrong person... Unfortunately, anything we say here they ban us. So we need to romance the talk.

Men dey vex. That nife no go do anything. Give the living the nife to defend themselves.

dre11:
https://punchng.com/avenge-your-death-jos-mother-gives-dead-son-cutlass/

Woman who's son was shot dead in the recent Jos attack buries her son with a machetes to go an avenge his death.

She says I haven't eaten for days, but I'll eat now...avenge your death, that's all I want 💔 pic.twitter.com/sNF9t0x7mc

— Xparte (@your_Favxparte) April 2, 2026

"Weapon" wey you for give am when him dey alive to defend himself, you dey give am in death.

If you are still alive in Nigeria, plan on how to defend yourself incase of terrorist attacks like this.

PotatoSalad:
And the Soviet Union didn't call them out? Abi other countries couldn't? Abi you think say NASA na only space agency in the world.

You sef

They did critized but officially they agreed Apollo landed but side talks still dey.

Are you not concerned why no one wanted to go to the moon again since then but everyone wants to go to Mars.

wildkat:
If it was actually fake, the Soviet Union would have detected and exposed it

Yes that's true... Surprisingly, both Russia, China or other world powers suddenly don't have any interest in visiting the moon.

PotatoSalad:
I hate to explain this to you because information is free but you're too tired to learn.

The US went to the moon just to beat Russia. that's the summary of the whole thing. it was a "now or never" thing. They never went to the moon to study science. it was a power move. check NASA budget during the Apollo program vs Now.
now they're actually going there for science.
after beating Russia, there was no reason to continue the moon program. that's what most people don't understand.

I didn't believe that story, sounds like big bang theory.

I am thinking they claimed they went to the moon to beat the soviet union but they actually filmed that on earth.

Many things didn't add up in that video.

fineboynl:
Look like Russia have supplied iran new weapons

Us need to investigate. Or their jets are too old

Exactly... That food aid came with weapons.

I doubt Apollo landing actually happened. If not they should be talking about landing again

Moroccoguy:
People in the UK are not okay, apart from the environment beautiful for take taken pictures nothing in UK.

Common house they no dey fit build for home