₦airaland Forum

SeeWahala:
Tilumbu said if we no see 24hr electricity 🔌 say make we carry stone pursue am commot for Abuja back to iragbiji

Me I don go Ogun state select better rock 🪨 wey I go take stone him head fall from that Aso rock come next year 🤗

My question na be say if you throw am and the case reach court, how will judge handle it?

Kalatium:
I had a clean, beautiful timeline in my head when i was a teenager :
Graduate at 20
NYSC at 21
Master’s at 22
Get married by 24 or 25.

Everything was planned like a well-written SOP.
Then Nigeria said, “Relax, I have edits.”

I didn’t even gwt admission early. In my undergraduate days ASUU strike entered like an uninvited guest.
Calendar shifted like NEPA light.
One extra semester became two… then somehow became “just manage it like that.”
Next thing…

I graduated at 27.
At some point, I stopped planning and started observing because in this country, your life plan is just a suggestion. Nigeria is the final editor.

You go draw straight line, life go use biro scatter am .
But here’s the funny part… you still arrive. Just not the way you imagined.
So if your timeline don bend small, calm down.
You’re not behind… you’re just studying in Nigeria.

Still yet to get married

Jamb na the first editor in chief... I go be this and that, wait make you write jamb first. Then after nysc, finally you are either a bolt driver, or keke or dangote driver. Somehow you fit enter marketing sef or end up as yahoo boy claiming forex trader

Tenses:
These apc people no get shame at all. You put Nigerians into untold hardship yet unah get mind won gather to select another set of thieves in Abuja.

God, surely apc must gather tomorrow but the gathering is not of God they must scatter.

God prove to your servants that you still reign in the affairs of men.

Send down brimstone and fire let it consume the 32 and over 8,000 criminals including that wicked strategist of failure.

Master strategist my ass.

Common rain no go even fall. The way God dey pamper criminals on earth ehh, e be like the prodigal son defense minister dey talk about.

nlfpmod:
https://techcabal.com/2026/03/27/kuda-cuts-several-jobs-as-restructuring-hits-core-units-hundreds-feared-affected/

Whatever you are doing learn how to do business with your skill and passion. White collar and blue collar jobs are just paracetamol. The main sickness will still be there waiting for you.

Start early to treat that sickness

drauj:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-el-rufai-loses-mother/




Source

Who we go blame na... The arrester or the arrestee or nature or hunger..

People are no longer building houses, there are other better investments than building a house. So anyone wey manage build should expect 2.5m rent.

snakova:
This one na spiritual vampire e marry. Thank God for his life.

Na serious ogbanjeee he marry

Sonnobax15:

He definitely married a parasite that was feasting on his growth

The earlier people realize that not everyone is fit to be married,the better for the whole world.

I only pity people who think they can only find happiness in marriage

Don't call yourself successful until you pass marriage stage because, you may fail, repeat, fail again and finally drop out.

But Bill gate na drop out sha so the end justifies the means

Bro need children so he must go again but if he already has children, na to just relax enjoy life

robosky02:
Nigeria vs Iran

Date: 27th March 2026

Venus: Antalya, Turkey

Time: 4pm local time

Nigeria is scheduled to play an international friendly against Iran on Friday, March 27, 2026, in Antalya, Turkey. The match is part of a four-nation invitational tournament that also includes Jordan, with the Super Eagles using the fixture for continued competitive preparation.


https://www.pulsesports.ng/story/nigeria-vs-iran-kickoff-time-venue-where-to-watch-march-2026-2026032507280948402

Iran 1 - 2 Nigeria 80 mins

May his soul rest in peace. As a man, the only thing you will be remembered for are those you impacted there lives

Glimpsetv:
A Nigerian woman has cried out online after alleging that she was assaulted by a tenant while trying to collect money.

In the video, the visibly distressed woman showed her face, pointing to her eye as she explained what happened. According to her, the tenant became aggressive and hit her during the encounter. She also claimed that the individual boasted that nothing could be done about his actions.

The incident has drawn mixed reactions online, with many questioning what could have led to such a confrontation. Others also expressed concern over how quickly personal disputes now make their way onto social media.

Watch the video and share your thoughts in the comments.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcOKQyhjU_s?si=L7_vxa3PZt63RRDd

Wey the man wey build the house... Possibly down below. I hope no be karma dey fight back like this

Na phone spoil genz.

iwaeda:
God will heal her. Cancer has been on the increase.

You think say every pour dey clean... I will give you 5m for just one round... Na so.

Prestar:

Blessing CEO breaks down in tears as she reveals she's battling stage 4 cancer and admits she's terrified, leaving lovers and fans deeply worried. pic.twitter.com/QzX8ATYMTY

— Star Potter (@Starpotternews) March 25, 2026

They put camera on and start crying... Why don't they allow another blogger to do that.

insidelife22:
Sentiments aside, do you think Bola Ahmed Tinubu will win Next year's presidential election.?

Realistically, northerners no like Tinubu again. Igbos dey fear them too unless PO will relocate to the North permanently.

Unfortunately El-rufai is the only person who could sign the agreement with Peter Obi but he might be in jail till 2028.

Atiku will become the president if El-rufai is absent. North has the population and the power to install whoever they want.

Tinubu is powerful but his people no strong.

Goodrender:
which part is a lie? Ask AI ? You are so lazy to do a little research but would rather ask AI .

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-30573040&ved=2ahUKEwjQ0pDO5LqTAxVFW0EAHdfrBcoQFnoECDoQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3pR3E8faHVHJ9xunQFO5Lj

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/sb0302&ved=2ahUKEwibg-H65LqTAxXgV0EAHXY0FjIQFnoECCQQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0-rBe5yXsBnVUO16_b6kuu

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/sm774&ved=2ahUKEwibg-H65LqTAxXgV0EAHXY0FjIQFnoECCMQAQ&usg=AOvVaw19t0qgYMhDwyKfkpv6via0


https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://decrypt.co/361043/us-treasury-sanctions-alleged-800-million-north-korean-fraud-operation&ved=2ahUKEwibg-H65LqTAxXgV0EAHXY0FjIQFnoECCUQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0uKAUlt-TfAgD5Hip-Xb16



https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.justice.gov/archives/opa/pr/north-korean-regime-backed-programmer-charged-conspiracy-conduct-multiple-cyber-attacks-and&ved=2ahUKEwie7vbn5bqTAxW7UUEAHbbLJg4QFnoECCQQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1X6s0cBf4JWMwtYrfp-9aD

Take your time , I understand it's hard for you to comprehend.

You are asking Google that will still come to your post on nairaland and publish.

Lazarus are just cyber attackers.. They don't threaten anyone physically. Even Hushpuppy went through NK allegedly.. This is not a threat.

Iran threatened US and Israel if they dare disturb there nuclear program they will receive it hot.

However, the aim of the nuke is jihad which Gumi said. Gumi said the Supreme leader is a lucky soul who died in Jihad.

US and Israel said Iran is not allowed to own nuclear weapons and that is the problem.

NK has not physically threatened anybody with nukes.

Live let me live, what is difficult in this?

If Isreal drops arms today, they will be wiped out the next day but if Iran and Hamas drops arms today the world will be at peace. Think about it.

People still dey fuckkk random people? Fuel na 1500 ooo

Goodrender:
did you read what I posted or you have just chosen to be selectively blind . The Lazarus group has caused the death of several Americans . They hack into healthcare facilities systems in the middle East and and America shutting down their system and power sometimes until the health care facility pays ransom. They also stole over 200 million dollars from the US treasury department. Us treasury department oooo. Back in 2014 they hacked Sony pictures , leaked their employees data and unreleased movie screen plays , employees salary and threatened a terrorist attack on cinemas showing Sony pictures movies . Alot of cinemas had to be shut for a while back then , they even wiped alot of Sony's data from their system and all because wanted to release the THE INTERVIEW . A movie about North Korea KiM.

This is a lie... Ask AI

HonNL:
https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11396661#liveblog-body

Trump is actually negotiating with who he want to install as leader of Iran. After the negotiation, the guy will show up as the leader with balls of steal. Anything outside the guy may be eliminated. War is more than bombs

gafman222:
These people should just stop this war abeg
Make we dey buy fuel for 800 naira back o pls

Even if war stop today, you go buy fuel 1500+ till 2027 election. They go now drop am to 1k and the foolish citizens will chant on your mandate. Immediately after election rigging, it's jumps to 2500 per liter by then they will tell you Ukraine is fighting war and that US bomb destroyed Sokoto refinery. Knashing of teeth continues

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQHyyV68iGE?si=p1w2fxhbRs3Sk7ox

See as that one breass stand... Make she prepare to born the man again as they are preparing to bury him.

But if you are fulfilled in life, death no go dey fear you

Goodrender:
North Korea has been threatening south Korea for decades, defectors are killed if caught and they constantly test missiles in the open near South Korea. They also run the Lazarus group, a group of hackers that have been attacking US companies, hospitals and individuals since 2001 including the US department of Justice, also they have stolen billions of dollars from US citizens and companies . Yet American dare not go after them because they have the capacity to seriously hurt American. Iran will definitely make that nuclear bomb after all this . That's the only way they can guarantee their security.

How many terrorists organizations does north Korea control. They fought with South Korea in the past and it's normal to keep malice. They are not offensive to USA or any other country. Iran, controls almost all terrorist organizations in the middle east allegedly and they want nukes to become giant and commit jihad.

Gumi said the 'Supreme leader is a lucky soul who died in Jihad'

This statement should tell you everything about Iran.

uche87:
https://www.facebook.com/thevillagetowncrier/posts/pfbid02YHPZdE8TqA5nuXbtVKZjmrBvXfdJW1MLLJpnAM4AydYWSWB731u6xBLeoeBwEaasl

We don't benefit anything as a Nigerian. It is one of the useless countries in the world been run by Britain. They sacrificed 3m children for this nonsense contraption and yet Karma is busy doing other things.

hisexcellency34:
Akinsuyi, former group politics editor of the Daily Independent, writes from Abuja, Nigeria. He can be reached at shabydayo@gmail.com
https://www.thecable.ng/sunday-igboho-from-yoruba-nation-agitator-to-apc-enforcer/

Everybody know them na even Babangida.

MNK once said he likes what he is doing and hopes he doesn't betray like others... Lol

Nothing new

attackgat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQY6tSSmLpQ?si=gjxtjyiA3fH5QCcu

Mark Rutte holds the record as the longest serving Prime Minister of Netherlands. He became Prime Minister in 2010 and handed over to Dick Schoof in 2024, after a coalition led by Schoof won elections

But how Mark Rutte handed over is a lesson for African leaders. In July 2024 after winning elections, Schoof arrived at the Prime Minister's Office in The Hague for handover. Schoof and Rutte signed the handover documents, displayed the documents for the press to take pictures, after which Mark Rutte came out of the building, got on his bicycle, waved to the New Prime Minister and his aid, they waved back, and Mark Rutte cycled away to his house after 14 years in power. The whole thing did not take up to 15 minutes

Mark Rutte is now Secretary General of NATO.

Update for APC... To avoid efcc

donleo92:
All this una propaganda no go work

I tell you... How do you trust someone we wear mask

You leave freedom enter cage, you get luck gate man never throway the key.

Goodrender:
they already had a deal , Iran already agreed to give up all their nuclear materials but Isreal and us still went ahead to kill their leaders, chief negotiator and bomb them. If it were you , will you still give up your nuclear materials after that? See North Korea , don't North Koreans deserve freedom ? They have a worse dictator than Iran had , you can be killed for not clapping for Kim but US can't attack them because they have nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles that can nuke the US in under 45 mins . Iran will need those nukes eventually if they really want peace because that's the only way to stop powerful nations like the US and Isreal from tossing you around like a rag doll.

I don't think this is the issue. NK may have a dictator but they are not threatening anyone. Iran don't like Israel, they said openly that they will wipe out Israel because, they are occupying Palestinian land. That's a huge threat.