NLCreator:


https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/25/four-persons-killed-hausa-fulani-communities-clash-nigerias-sokoto-state

MNK message has started penetrating... Hausa now knows Fulanis are not there brothers

Bookhub:

I know get power to argue with zombie this morning you are right.

Nawao, see insult with respect. The guy will feel so useless through out today

Bookhub:
IPOB is a guerrilla group ,they will always hide and attack by surprise it is a war tactic, this is because they are smaller in size and less equipped compared to Nigerian army they are facing,in guerrilla war a personell can never come out to face the larger enemy directly they will be annihilated and that defeats their objective it's just common sense. in war do all you have to do to achieve your objective even if it means acting like a coward . great generals in history like tSan zu of China and guo yan jaap of vietnam use this tactics and it worked excellently ,Nigerian army do not understand the different types of warfare I believe that's why they struggle.

They chased igbos away to different countries now they are fighting with experience. Nigerian army is suffering and this is the worst type of warfare. You can never win a gorilla war where the people supports the rebels

jaymichael:
What happened to me exactly ine week ago (last week Sunday).
I couldn't push any longer and I was already losing strength. I thought of my wife, my children, my building that I have not completed.
I came out of the toilet naked. My wife covered my Moses rid with one of her wrappers and I sent for them to call my mother from her apartment. Na she suggest olive oil or methylated rubb.
The werey shit later came out some hours later after the methylated rubb
The werey shit was as strong as wood and long like say na sugarcane far above the waterline.

You drank it or applied through the anus? God bless mothers jare

press9jatv:
😂 I don’t think that phone is worth #1m. Na android phone 📱 and not iPhone 15

OH, I thought I saw IPhone

FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

Your own na small na, due to hardship I could not eat for 3 days only guever from where I was teaching a student. On the 3rd day, I managed get 1k go chop fufu and in the morning, I felt I should goto toilet. That was how my problem started. Shit no gree come out for 2hrs. Thank God I went in early by 4am so by 6 I knew it's now do or die. So I put hand inside like a gynecologist. Dragging the shiit one by one with blood and everything until by 6.30am, the heaven opened and the nonesense was let out with strong debris of guaver. The toilet was messed up that day, I cleaned tire. I thought I won the battle but men that was the beginning of trouble. Nyash begin pepper me like I had pile. Can't even sit down for long. This went on for weeks, I had to start selecting food in for easy bowl movement. Since that day, any day I have hard stool, blood will follow. I think I have torn my nyash but thank God is not pile yet. Nonesense things we faced during NYSC.

press9jatv:
The moment a lady surprised her mother with a brand new phone at her market place


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L33RIizUwU?si=nYcpzyu8ij7gI73b

The whole mom shop is not upto 200k and the idiot is buying 1m+ iPhone to get likes on line.

LocalFARMERS:
Fulani Bandits in full Military regalia and armed with Ak47 Riffle.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lFLm2uNCoQ

Gumi boys. Nigeria is gone

Offpoint1:
The community should be invaded...

Yes army should go and burn down the village

Angelfrost:

This man that does nothing but throw punchlines from a local pulpit.

Nigga don use style dey trend for Social media.

Man must chop

OKUCHI11:
If you pity this people you are wasting your time... Dem go still vote their own MUSLIM AS PRESIDENT

Me wey don loss my pity since. 2027 the whole thing will be wiped out from there brains with 2k and the hardship continues

Kobicove:
There are millions of marriage-age ladies who need to find husbands therefore polygamy is the way out.

Polygamy is a perfectly normal situation in olden African societies, I don't know why we allowed the white man to force his marriage ideals on us Africans.

My own experience be say, one woman no dey fit chop one man finish. Naturally men should have more than one wife but the reality is that, it doesn't end well most times. May be some laws needs to be made to accommodate it.

Gistmedia10:
Tensions flared during a nighttime encounter between Nigerian police officers and a group of Indian men, sparking a heated confrontation as tempers ran high. The incident unfolded during a routine stop-and-search operation, turning a routine procedure into a chaotic scene.

Details are still emerging, but reports indicate that the clash began when police officers stopped the Indian men for a routine check. However, what was expected to be a standard procedure quickly escalated into a confrontation as the men resisted the search.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y5UFmVwDfk

If na Nigerian citizen now, they will use stray bullet method

The only country fighting itself... Unfortunate state.

helinues:


Peter Obi in romance with Muslims while the Obidients detest same Muslims.

Interesting

BRIGIE calls him London boy. Before you rule Nigeria, you must romance with the north and Islam. Unfortunately, that romance does not pay. IPOB and BRIGIE knows this and the people will know better very soon.

God1000:
How do we get to this level?


You will not see young people betting this way in a country where there are job opportunities

My problem is not the leaders who put the situation this way but the majority that defends them. In a normal country, everyone should be against the system that put them in a hard life but it's not like that in Nigeria and I really don't understand.

fergie001:


SOURCE

It's a lie, Tinubu said he has paid all debt. Bulaba till 2059

BiafIntel:
These terrorist foolanis from far away futa jalon takes themselves seriously, and some naive nincompoops are cheering them up. Imagine strangers declaring an indigene wanted? Terrorists that come from far away futa jalon are declaring a Biafran Prime minister wanted and the most annoying is that they even wrote their nonsense in their terrorist futa language.

All of you naive, cowardice fools supporting these terrorist foreigners are the reason why they continue to see themselves as important. Well, no need to talk too much, Biafrans are going to cure their madness through no other person than the same Simon Ekpa.

The zoo think arresting everyone will stop Biafra struggle, them go arrest tire.

Broveens42:


you have a very low IQ.
you see a noise maker in Finland as your problem whereas you live with danger.


if you don't end the royal company, it will end you~ MNK

I tell you Nigerians are so stupid. The level of IQ of Nigerians has made me to disassociate and withdraw too deep. They are just swines and unreasonable chimps. Someone is in far away Finland making noise and they are here jubilating that he is declared wanted. While they are sitting and living with political armed robbers who made them perpetually poor and still oppressing them with poverty and Ak47 yet, there prickk is standing because a boy of 39yrs is declared wanted for shouting Biafra up and down. Stupid country made up of stupid morrafuckkers. Damn!!!

The governors are avoiding expenses and responsibilities. They just want to use their 4yrs to loot the hell out of the state and run away

mytime24:
While NA dey S/S doing d killing and burning

MNK prophecy that they will come to Biafra to kill and by the time they go back, bandits don occupy north. I see it happening. Bandits are now very bold in the north

uvie66:
.... but they have been alone all this while, the whole of the south east have been governed by ibos for countless years, yet is no where developed as Lagos, rather the ibos are seeking their fortunes in Yoruba land who are accommodating. Alaba international, Ladipo, and Trade fair

No, Igbos don't want to be under Abuja. They don't need allocation from Abuja. They want to source the resources from there land, manufacture and development there region. You can't be given me peanut from Abuja and tell me how to use it. I want to sow, harvest and use it the way I want but other regions say NO, that we must be paying you salary in the name of allocation and you must work for us. Igbos are saying NO, we don't want to work for you and we don't need your salary/allocation. We want to work for ourselves.... Yet they say you must work for us or we kill you. Na there we dey now. What it means, is that if igbos don't work for Nigeria, Nigeria will collapse.

Ola9ja23:


Igbos are calling people coward ?

Like Ojuikwu that perished millions and ran away?

Coward like Nnamdi Cownu in zoo cage 😂😂

It does not change the fact that other ethnic regions are cowards and cannot stay alone without igbos. Igbos are the only people that want to be alone from the British contraption. Others are unity beggers

hopeforcharles:
Except what is right is done in Nigeria, Uprisings, terrorism,militancy, kidnappings other vices will not seize, We need to be sincere in our Activities with the populace.

The other coward regions are afraid to be alone. Without igbos, they may perish

God1000:
Why suicide bombing, the Americans are out, what are they fighting for again?


Is there another group opposing the Taliban in Afghanistan?

I blame former afghan president Ashraf Ghani for running away leaving Afghanistan for Taliban instead of defending his country.

Islam cannot survive without bombing themselves ones in a while. You think say 72 virgins na joke.... Some people need am as soon as possible.

Tozocalamity:
The guy don Bleep e no want pay her . Too bad

He didn't get value for his money... I support the fight so that the future husband of the olosho no go over price

Gistmedia10:
In a concerning revelation, a woman is speaking out about her alleged contraction of the viral skin infection Molluscum Contagiosum after purchasing a wig online. This infection, caused by the molluscum contagiosum virus, typically results in benign growths on the skin.

The woman noticed small lesions appearing on her scalp and forehead shortly after using the wig. She expressed surprise and worry over the lack of warnings regarding potential health risks associated with the online wig purchase.

The woman is currently undergoing treatment for the infection and hopes her story will alert others to potential risks.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrv-MoS4940

She no wash am... Dirty girl. You bought Okirika and didn't wash it with hot water

Dayvidoo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzueMVANov4?si=GfFMIEUHE-Ashkhz

A video of Portable Zazu and an artist, a popular tiktoker, Kesari engaging in physical combat at Computer Village in Lagos is trending online.

In the viral video, the Zazu crooner, who was shirtless, was involved in a heated exchange with Kesari before hitting him Kesari,

According to reports, it was said that portable and this self acclaimed Kesari are fighting over the ownership of the name, KESARI

However, in another video, the Tiktoker, Kesari explained why he didn't fight Portable back
he said In yoruba

Source: Wahalanetwork

Idiots are dragging who is the original idiot.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Because say we don dey criticise them for the behaviour in okuama

Reason them dey come up with this bullshittt

How the people of okuama go just kill 16 officers like that if not that a very terrible and evil thing was done against the people of okuama at first

Only a fool and a tribalistic soul believes the story of army concerning okuama saga

First time seeing armed bandits surrender like this in large quantity. Some stories are hard to believe in Nigeria.

Holiegrail2:
This one don go buy market.

Of all the challenges we are currently facing in this country, na military regalia d worry this one.

Fit don dey use am cash out tey tey

Westerhoffe:
I wonder when this country is ever going to get it right.

You have such a competitive mineral; you couldn't figure what you are to do with them other than to call in foreigners to come and start mining them for you.

If those do not train their people on it, will you have left it there?

This country would just never get it right… never.

They prefer foreigner so that the common man will not see how the money exchanges hands. In the Nigeria, it is the government against the citizens. The problem is that the citizens are so much divided that they don't even know there common enemy. The government wants you to remain poor in order to control you and your generations. Therefore, anything that can take you out of poverty is Haram and taboo to them. Three ways to Excell here is to pretend like the government does not exist and do everything for yourself. Another way is to sell the crowd and join the cabal. Another way is to japa. I only pity people who believes or depend on Nigeria government for survival. The hard truth is you will never survive it and the country is not getting better any time soon.

DaddyRochie1642:
Nnamdi Kanu would have been at home by now enjoying good food, good pussy, a very comfortable life,.... Freedom is very sweet, don't ever play with your freedom, don't ever allow your freedom to be taken away from you.

You are right but what if someone wants to enslave you by force, what do you do?