geoworldedu:
Two countries with better technologies and Nigerians are making fun of them. If they throw one missile enter Nigeria to get here in 30 days, we still can't counter it. It will still land in Aso Rock without anything to down it. That's how so low this country is.

LOL, I will like to see Tinubu in panic mode

ManirBK:
There were no reports of casualties.

Now, that's what we call defending!!!


World War 3 has started and if you doubt me, wait and prove me
wrong after 3 days.

Nothing like that, Israel Wan check how sensitive there Arial radar is.

PrinceDoctor:
So, I applied for the Fg grant. Message was sent for nin verification, did the verification. Then just this afternoon, I received a suprise credit alert of N50,000.

This is a good move but I strongly believe that the country will experience a positive economic turnaround.

God bless the great Jagaban and all lovers of this great country, Nigeria.

PS: Picture added. This is not just about me rushing to post this. I'm not a hungry man. But this is as a proof that the Fg Grant is not a scam.

Though the naysayers can't repent but we move with HOPE. Nigeria SHALL be great in our time.

The grant has arrived with evidence.

So your balance no reach 100k? Prove me wrong if I am lying... 0056519303 unity

Trevor125:
Please is abortion a very terrible sin??
Someone daughter is pregnant, but I'm not sure if the pregnancy is mine....🤔🤔🤔🤔😕i have been having sleepless nights.. 😭😭💔

I don't want to be a father yet😭😭😭😭, the country is very tough nd frustrating..can 2 months pregnancy be terminated??

She's older than me, I don't wanna start this journey; I'm too young for this..
I wanted to chop nd clean mouth but it has hooked me.. Bleep up.😭😭😭😭

Man up... It's the responsibility of a woman to decide if she wants to keep a child. If you don't like her, don't marry her out of anything... Just support the child and prepare for DNA early enough so that you won't waste your resources on another man's child. A man is free to marry 7 wives. Just make money and don't allow her manipulate you

Prechgold1180:

Last week I traveled using thesame Benin auchi road
I got to irrua
Spotted police men on check point they asked me to park I was parking jejely
One just pointed his gun at me
Like I should not run. Me that pulled over by myself

I came out I shouted at the police officer that he should not try it again


I tried educating him on accidental discharge

The man noticed he was wrong he apologized
They asked me to find them something I refused gave them my papers
Thou I was not traveling alone.
They asked me to go

Pls people
Beware of animals in uniform

They now behave like terrorists and bandits

pocohantas:
Nice one

Even if you say MBBS Estate Management, the pastor would ignore you and your fake testimony henceforth. She should milk this.

To give fake testimony na the new oil... Oyedepo on my mind

DesignMaestro:
FG Vows Clampdown On Traders Inflating Commodity Prices


The FCCPC expressed worry that despite the recent appreciation of the Naira, consumers continue to face escalating costs in the prices of goods.

By Kayode Oyero
Updated April 17, 2024



https://www.channelstv.com/2024/04/17/fg-vows-clampdown-on-cartels-traders-inflating-commodity-prices/

Only in Nigeria, government controls economy with force... Make una allow igbo men run Nigeria economy una no gree. Fear of Biafra... Is alright... Na all of us go chop the beans

I don't believe in one Nigeria - Tinubu. This kind of forced unity is something else

Lamanii22:
The tassels was worth the hassle…
B.A English language
National open university
Grateful to God, grateful for love and support 🥂🥂

It's a lie, this is fake testimony

Lovenorth:
Government must allow us to arm ourselves no one has monopoly of violence

Just find way arm your self

BeeBeeOoh:


https://dailypost.ng/2024/04/17/kaduna-bandits-invade-angwar-danko-kidnap-unspecific-number-of-villagers/

El Rufai on the beat.... Nothing concern us here... Wtf

Maxymilliano:
The lady should also use her personal money to get beef or chicken and eat it alone.

Do me I do you, God no vex

She no get her own money na.. Why she dey complain.

gidgiddy:
I am really feeling the transformational and inspirational regime of Bola Tinubu who has managed to touch all our lives in such a short time

The Naira has crashed, inflation has shot up, food prices have risen, the economy has flattened, and insecurity has increased

Yes I do feel the transformation

As for Reno Omokiri, a sychophant will always be a sychophant

The guy is so desperate right now, wants to join the corrupt officials and loot the country dry. The one Jonathan gave him is finished.

Ekaette1621990:
El Rufai is really pushing Tinubu to the wall.

Nothing concern Aboki with education 😂😂😂😂😂

Anyway I laugh in Swahili 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

North usually keep a strong man closer to checkmate and threaten any southern president. Tinubu style is to use secession to keep them on their knees. I won't be surprised if tinubu move to disintegrate Nigeria any day he feels threatened.

Lanre1st:
One sector or industry where Nigeria is doing fine across the globe is Music.

You know why, it's not been controlled from aso rock. It's purely talent. If Nigeria wanted any other thing to work, make it open to talented individuals including elections. But here in the zoo, the hatred for igbos won't allow them field them in important places like economics department and technology.

melodyogonna:
Why are we using a central grid?

To keep Nigeria one and slow than the igbo race. I wonder the specie of blacks we have here

vickertony:
I hate this country man

It's a Zoo and baboons are defending the zoo

nlfpmod:


https://dailytrust.com/consumers-decry-low-supply-as-discos-prioritise-band-a/

I was thinking agbado people get sense before... This tinubu regime really open there nyash. How does human beings think like this? So band A is now the only people living in Nigeria or should everyone now start relocating to band A locations? This is the dumbest regime so far in the history of Nigeria. Buhari now lookkng like a Saint. Idiots in power. Fuxkkkk

NwekeUG:
Ghana: NPP Candidate Washes Clothes For Woman In Door-To-Door Campaign


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gys190Y7OM?si=TDhn5qOGyb-8GHfn

Who do Africa like this

DenreleDave:
Scenario 1: plane ✈ going up... First I felt weak but I later align. I saw men like ants, I saw mansions like ant colony, I saw the 3rd mainland bridge and the oceans.
I went into the clouds 🌥, I stayed amongst the cloud 🌥, I went above the cloud 🌥. I saw the 5th heavens 😂😂😂. The plane looked slow in my sight but I'm sure it is not what I see it to be. It was as if something were blocking my ears, I had to dip my fingers in my ears.

Scenario 2: They gave us dwarf plastic water and snacks (though I was expecting vegetables and swallow 😂) . As the moment of typing this 8.20am, I am above the clouds.. The cloud 🌥 feel so lonely 😂😂😂. I finished my snacks in 2 minutes (me wey be ebinna 😂).

So it got to point I could not see anything again and the plane was shaking (Lord, hope this is not your call to home 😩). People were just sleeping and snoring, but as for me, Lagos boy, my eyes were wide open 👀👀 (I can't be caught unaware)

Scenario 3: We are preparing for landing 8.36am. E be like say something dey block my ears again 🙄🙄 and it's kinda heavy blocking. We are about landing 8.44am, cabin crew are instructed to sit and prepare for landing. I can see farmlands and scanty houses. Aeroplane wheels touched the ground 8 46 am. We got down from plane at 8.53am

Scenario 4: while I was in the sky, I remembered that iran has been firing bombs. I was praying they don't mistakenly fire one into Nigerian airspace while I am in the sky . I was just watching out from the window

Finally, that was how my flight trip to asaba went. This is my first time in delta state.

My nairaland fans in delta, Oya come and do meet and greet óòo 😂😂😂😂

You are not supposed to be typing on board. Phones radio wave may interfere with important signal or the lithium battery inside phone could explode and cause panic. Avoid wahala for onward peace and Obi adinma

UncleAyo:
Even this their statement showcase pride and arrogance. I am yet to see an apology to the disgraced lady.

People should alway read out their own statements to themselves before making it public.

What do I even know.

What is Christianity becoming these days. Well it has always been like that.

The supervisors of church now feels like God

In Africa, it's economy that's fighting marriages but in the west, its lucifer himself in the form of LGBT, and woke nature.

Hezzyluv:
The Nation doesn't look UNITED anymore. Na only God know wetin dey sub for east.

LOL, As it dey like this... Biafra don arrange their own government. Nigerian government is actually underating Simon ekpa... MNK looks like a deceit right now... Ekpa has move so fast without obstacles and I suspect opportunity will call very soon and he will declare Biafra when Nigeria government and her army is at their lowest.

tefishy:

Nigeria's power is restored on Nairaland. In reality, no light

No light anywhere, audio restoration

Richyfj:
A grauduate that cannot speak simple good English and cannot differentiate BL and Bsc??

Nigerian universities are not serious school. Just certificate producer.

missidy:
She should change her church. If she was a rich member, the pastor wouldn't dare embarrass her like that. He sized her up and concluded she is a nobody. That pastor is so arrogant and class conscious.

That was an embarrassment, the pastor shouldn't be that hash. At least, allow her jam the grammar finish and subtly make fun of it. I know where this uneccessary strictness is coming from. These pastors now believe Dr. Damina is checking on them and opening their nyashes. They have now turn to been over careful.

complet:
THE BAND OF A THING IS A SCAM, NO LIGHT EVERY WHERE FOR NOW ALL GOVERNMENT DID WAS TO INCREASE THE ELECTRICITY TARIFF BY ABOUT 300%, WE ALL NEED TO COME OUT OF OUR VARIOUS HOMES AND OFFICES TO PROTEST, THE SUFFERING IS TOO MUCH

You and who?

proeast:
Anytime Tinubu discovers the north is about to throw him under the bus, he will start sponsoring all these nuisances. It’s becoming very childish and stupid. Everyone can see through all the shenanigans and it’s quite ridiculous if he thinks it can change anything.

I thought it was only me that noticed. Self determination is the only thing Fulani man fears most and Tinubu is using it well

clintino700:
Let things work in this country for once. we in Band E have not had light for like 8days now

Na band q we dey like this

Energy can neigher be created nor destroyed outside God. If you raise a potential energy be ready for the compound or product.

Obakoolex:
Should I still send my mom and wife's mom to Israel and Jordan this year with all this drum of war

If you leave them in the zoo, you are risking more. A war torn Isreal is better than the current zoo republic