₦airaland Forum

abiodunalasa:

Evil men did live after them...sit back and relax sir. The result of your "away matches" is bearing fruits.

Lols.... "away matches with own goals abi?"

Tolu4me:
A snake charmer was seen at Agric bus stop Ikorodu.

Bt why is the guy nt holding the head na?
I thought he is a snake charmer na.

Lalasticlala, come nd see this dude nd judge if this is the most effective way to charm a snake.

CplusJason:
We're sincerely sorry that our very own legend, Mr. Lalasticlala won't be available to view this "earthworm" you're showing us.





We advise you to continue searching for a much bigger "front page snake"




For now, please dump this earthworm here.

LMAO... Kai, why re u out to spoil market for the guy na.
Leave Lalasticlala to decide if that suppose snake is worth front page or it's just an earthworm.
Lala is d final judge

AGUBANZE:
Kill ye first a bigger snake and not thou EARTHWORM thee is calling a snake,and the front page shall be added unto it.

snake na snake whn d matter concern lalasticlala.
He's surely move us to front page.

I'm nt understanding....
I thought lai mohammed had said that El-Zakzaky isn't in the custody of any security agencies bt rather, the FG had built a house for only him to live cos nobody wants to be his neighbour.
Lai mohammed, for all ur lies, i say wehdone sir...

Why end the life whn u can end the marriage.
U just have to be strong, bold nd walk out of the marriage with u head held high believing that there are better days ahead.
Suicide has never been d solution to any problem. Rather it makes u look like a coward.
So if u end d life, what happens to ur son?
The best thing to do is to leave d marriage.

Happy birthday debby

galadima77:
Now that is true Savage!

lol... Real savage

braimeddy:
Op did u go to sch at all? What's here that you don't understand? I knw it will be someone like u that will be lamenting if u go to a job interview ad u aren't taken. Pls go and repeat ss3 again.

LMAO....wicked

Everyday is for the thief/kidnapper bt one day is for the owner/law.
Evans, even though it may seem hard nd harsh, bt i think it'll be good if u face d hang man.
Btw, i think our security agencies need more sophisticated tools, softwares nd equipment to track criminals.
So if evans had been using only those 3 anti-tracking phones, he would ve still be on d run.
We seriously need to upgrade our police force.
If they re well equipped, i'm sure they will make even more tremendous success in the fight against crime nd criminals.

BroZuma:

Social Media 5 Nigerian Police 0 (Full Time)

Lol but u re right. May the souls of these gallant men rest in peace.

Jesus!!! This is a terrible fire. It's nt even restricted to just a few of the building floors bt the whole building.

Well done sir.
Bt pls, just sack d sport minister ASAP. Nigerians will appreciate that.

Kinqkennedy01:
no tribe like Niger delta beside IMO and Abia and ondo is part of the Niger delta too I think so next time mention the particular tribe

ur correction is noted nd i'm fully aware of Imo, Abia nd ondo being part of Niger delta. The report mentioned Niger delta militant. So being specific with just an ethnic group alone, say Ijaw, won't really be fair.
Bt we all really knw dat hausa, yoruba nd igbo are major ethnic groups fuelling this crisis.

Fayose matter don even tire d gods. The guy has no plan, no knowledge on good leadership (nt stomach infrastructures or agbero leadership).

U really need help ASAP cos ur prob no be here. U shld check into yabaleft.

These guys ( igbos, hausas, yorubas, niger deltans) want to turn this country to house of commotion.

Nogodye:
It seems those kidnappers has now switched over to politicians...Payback time for the politicians

payback is truly a b*tch then.

Blue3k2:
Alot of these politicans can't empathize with citezens daily lives with secruity concerns. It sucks he got kidnapped but let this spur him to improve secruity.

Nt just him bt everyone of our politicians.

Boys are nt smiling. Criminals kidnapping criminals.
Even though it might seem harsh bt these guys never gave a f*ck abt d safety nd security of the citizens, so it's time 4 them to also face d heat.

Copy and paste. I'm out of here

Thank God for u. U re so lucky. Some people were nt lucky to give this sad tales.
Baba God has got ur back.
#SayNoToJungleJustice.

Zzyzxt:
chai another dick sucking b!tch... continu

LMAO... This is the rehearsal for the main show later.

Jeffboi:
If that woman manage reach heaven gate hope she will except to be judged first smh

In sight of God we are all equal, you don't come to church feeling like Messiah


They that humble themselves, God Almighty will lift them,

thank u for this. Sometimes u begin to wonder if some people ever think that they re mere mortals nd not god.

Holy christ!!! This is too graphic. What sought of silly error is this.
Thank God d boy survive it. Wish him quick recovery.
Btw, the boy's parent must sue d school for negligence nd the nurse as well.

Serves him right. Only God know the amount of pain he must ve inflicted on others.
Crime does not pay. Don't do crime.

blazer234:
Did you dip your brain in excreta while reading the news? The governor's spokesman said he called the person that made the claim and refuted it. He also said the person he called immediately made a public statement to that effect. Check the quote below. How did you miss it while reading the news? At times I wonder if some people have any sense atball with the way they comment.

Shut d F*ck up. Why nt come out nw to deny it. Why wait till they were eventually exposed.
I still repeat, fayose nd his camp enjoyed the news why it lasted bt nw, their yansh have been opened.

Bt i thought earlier news reports had praised fayose for taking the financial expenses for the burial. Why nt issue an immediate press report denying d news instantly. I'm sure fayose nd his camp were enjoying the media hypes nd praises while it lasted.
Chai!!! The wind blow, nw d fowl yansh has been opened.
*modified* some idiots ve been quoting me citing fayose aide's statement of an alleged phone call to a journalist as their strong point of arguement.
Knowing the speed at which fayose's aides issue press statements, i still stand on the fact that fayose enjoyed the media praises while it lasted till they were exposed.

I doubt if this can ever work in Nigeria cos boys go steal am, dismantle am nd sell am as spare parts or for scrap metals market.

modelmike7:
Beautiful.
But only Chelsea fans should be allowed to get married this summer!!
BLUES FOR LIFE!!

ma Nigga. U sabi better thing. WE ARE CHELSEA, WE ARE MADE OF BLUE. BLUES FOR LIFE!!!
Btw, the couple look lovely. Wish them Baba God's blessings on their marriage.