Those students are mad... There are only two sexes - male and female.

sacajawea:
Sabinus is not funny at all
Macaroni is not funny,
Broda shaggi, Sydney talker, Taaoma, Warri Pikin, and the over 85% are not funny
Comedic content and funny, is scary to say the least
..
Over 85% of all the so called comedians, skit makers, content creators, social media influencers are DRY, STUPID, EXTREMELY PREDICTABLE, VERY ANNOYING jokes!

Now to the major part, they are all very popular, people are regarding them as Legends and Icons
Millions of followers even on the B-list and C list level ones, I don't think I understand Nigerians and Nigeria yet like I think I do, at alllll... scary country I must say

They are not responsible for your problems...

tonpere:


I was the one she sent it to. We were far apart one time

It's a lie... You aren't the only one she sent it to.
Never believe or trust a woman. If you can hack her WhatsApp, you will see she sent the same nudes to other guys.

I repeat, never believe or trust a woman.
The leak isn't from you but another guy she sent the nudes to.

Dump her ASAP

AyobamiIsaac12:
This matter dey complicated small sha
Based on you guys' closeness, you should let your friend know that his prospective wife was once a prostitute. She might have changed for the better and if this is the case, she should be assertive enough to let her soon-to-be husband know about her past. All this should be discussed during courtship sef

Hoes don't change... They only hibernate. Once the season is right, she will hoe around.

Once a lady takes up that lifestyle, she's in it for life. They see it as easy life. Enjoy the fun of sex and still get paid.

Once that registers in their psychology, forget it. Once a boss, colleague or stranger offers them some incentives for sex, they pull pants. Sex means nothing to them except for transactional purposes.

truthsayer009:


Omo bro, this kind of issue, E sure me die that my mouth will forever be sealed & never to be opened in any circumstances. What happens in Ojuelegba stays in Ojuelegba. My friendship no reach that level with anybody, even if I see my guy's GF cheating, I will look & pass.

You are a terrible friend. You can kill a friend or sell out a friend without remorse.

I pray never to encounter any friend like you in this life. You are a wicked soul.

You can't save a brother

Guy, please I beg you, let that your friend know ASAP. He deserve better.

No man deserve a hoe. Infact, a hoe doesn't deserve a good man.

Rozross:
Very soon some women will no longer need men, I’m an exception because as a strong dependent woman I’ll need a man by my side to perform his duties.

You don dey use style beg for a man in your life

Who else noticed how she remove the man's hands anytime it comes to her waist.

Na another man property be that ooo

You killed 30 terrorist but recovered only 2 AK47 rifles. So the others were fighting with stones and sticks?

The first red flag is the "career". It's took clear and that was the first thing I noticed. Nigeria Immigration Service as an organization will never do anything like this.

Secondly, that website is not secured. Has "http" instead of "https".

It's so sad.

Let your brother know this ASAP before that woman kill him for you.
Family above everything.
Hope you've been gathering evidences.
If you haven't, start now

Maxymilliano:
This is okay but stiffer punishment needs to be put in place, that man could easily have lost his life in the melee.

Increase the fines and add point deductions, that way, fans would think twice before activating their anger mode on what was suppose to be a unifying factor.

Abi make them send them go relegation let them fight for promotion spot. They will be so busy with that, they won't even have time for wahala

Delete all her memories from your phone, block her on every areas. Block all her numbers and social media handles and take up a new hobby. Just get yourself distracted for now
You will be fine and alright

AntiBalaka:
The problem about lies is that you need more and more lies to sustain the first lie.

So now NASA is stating that the moon is actually within our earth .

Why? Because the moon landing is now being questioned because of the Van Allen Radiation belt that will make deep space exploration absolutely impossible .

There is no way they could land a man on the moon because the Van Allen Radiation belt would have fried every one onboard the Apollo shuttle including all electronic gear. To make a safe trip to and fro the moon , the Apollo craft and crew would have been protected with lead 100cm thick!

This latest lie by NASA claiming the moon is within our earth's atmosphere would soon come with a revised distance of the moon from the earth.

Just like Covid lies ought to have taught you common sense to be able to distinguish political science from actual science , the coming years will see a full assault on your sanity.

Oga you dey yarn dust. Go back and read on the Van Allen Radiation belt. Read multiple articles on it before coming back.

Bealright:
The punishments are a bit harsh

There's nothing harsh here

Penguin2:
Yea! That’s the question… what if Jesus of Nazareth, whom we are celebrating his death and resurrection today, was not the Christ?

This question is prompted by the fact that the Jews, whom Christ was originally promised, has maintained till this day, that the Christ promised them is yet to come.

So many prophesies were made of the coming of Christ by so many prophets; from Prophet Isaiah to Prophet Malachi. These prophets described how Christ would be born of a virgin and at Bethlehem. But none of these prophets prophesied that the Jews will not recognize the Christ when He is born.

So, are those who believed that Jesus is Christ more knowledgeable than the Jews to whom Christ was promised? Is it justified that God will send the Christ in a way that those for whom He was promised would not know it’s Him? Why did God not reveal to the Jewish leaders that the saviour he promised them was already among them?

So, what if Jesus of Nazareth was just a Muhammed Yusuf of his time, who formed a group of followers and started some erroneous teachings like the Nigerian Boko Haram? And even when He was killed, his brainwashed followers continued to preach he was God until Emperor Constantine swallowed the hook and made Christianity the state Religion of Rome and in extension that of the West?

The gospel of Luke or John (don’t recall which) said that after Jesus was laid in a tomb and covered with a stone, the Jewish Authorities sent soldiers to watch the tomb to see if Christ will resurrect like He said. It is said that these soldiers ‘fell asleep’ and woke up to see that Christ had resurrected but they went and ‘lied’ to the Pharisees that Jesus’ disciples came and stole him.

What if Jesus’ disciples actually came to steal him from the tomb just to make sure that what He said of resurrection comes to pass?

This question should not be seen as a question of an unbeliever but of a believer seeking deeper understanding.

Let us think together!

Penguin is a bird of reason!

Lalasticlala

Please rest... Let's celebrate Easter without unnecessary argument.

If the Jews don't recognize him, let's wait till the end of time to get the real truth.

I got it too...
Didn't bother to open it... I saw the notification pop up on my screen

Uprightness100:
It will be quite difficult to pull Russia down.
We are in the End of the Endtimes and GOD HIMSELF is shaking the Endtimes actor and propping them to react.

GOD ALMIGHTY is the one who runs this earth.
Russia is One of GOD ALMIGHTY Major Endtimes actors.

In Course of carrying out her Endtimes Assignment, her time will come when she will brought low and wasted. But as for now, all these sanctions will do little or both to her. She will brought low when GOD ALMIGHTY hooks her down to Israel, with Iran,turkey and some other nations to fight Israel for her Wealth .

Israel,Iran, China, turkey, Sudan , Ethiopia, and a host of other Nations in the MiddleEast are also Major actors.

America is not seen in the Endtimes nations as she is the Mystery Babylon Falls in the book of revelation.

Folks! There is no more time! Anyday ! Anymoment, the RAPTURE of saints will Happen.

Jejely humble yourself and run to JESUS Christ so as not to left behind to lament and cry, Had I know!

Nigeria no dey there?

Zonefree:
Both are bad if they're Nigerian.

Violence

So we should help you to unkiss him?

I do watch his YouTube videos alot. He randomly ask strangers for help and gift them items. Sometimes latest iphones, ear pods or cash.

There was a time he asked for cash, any amount you give him, he returns x10 of it instantly. His contents are usually good

bigpicture001:
Plz don't pity her... Cuz if u don't HV money now and wanted her for keeps sh would reject u ND never look back... Girls are wicked and don't deserve pity

Exactly

funshint:
Why didn't you just tell her point blank since you noticed all these but you chose to lead her on. Don't worry you'll meet your match. Just pray the one you're about to marry isn't pretending to you. I hate users

Mtchew

TkhGuy:
It's hurtful, I don't know which side of the coin you guys want to follow but, she came that day, uninvited like she use to & know I have to tell her when she starts touching me & reaching my sensitive zone, I held her hands for a while & broke the silence,

I did tell her that we aren't going anywhere after noticing how flirty she is from first 1 month of our date, but she kept coming back, I have broken up with her prior to this, but she still comes to my place uninvited,

She is curvy & seductive, she is beautifully personified,
I don't have time to chase after girls due to the nature of my job, so, she has been the only girl I have all along,


I have carefully made my choice, ladies you all need to learn this cos most Nigerian guys will not tell you this or force it on you..

I can't marry a girl who doesn't trust me, or projects condom forward just at the point of having Bleep with her,

I can't have a girl who can't cook as a wife but gf yes,

I can't harbor a girl who questions my authority as my wife, but as gf yes

I can't take a girl who challenges me even to point of picking up a fight with me as a wife, but as girlfriend, yes

I can't take a girl who disobeys me as my wife, cheating will be nothing to her,

I can't marry a girl who is unapologetic, for girlfriend, yes but not a wife

I can't marry a girl who's 80% contact is raging with boys, even if there are all her cousin, or she doesn't sleep with them I don't care,

I can't marry a girl who wears make up 247 when coming and going and always on a tight body revealing clothes, what that means is she is not done advising herself to highest bidder

This are the conditions & challenges that i tried hard to stop my girlfriend from but she wouldn't let go,

We have dated for more than 3 years but this attitude never changes,

I found someone whom all this came from without me pushing for it, now she is crying out her eyes,

Congratulations bro. You made the wisest and best decision of your life. Nothing do you.
Happy married life in advance

harqinhola:
blah Blah Blah ! And she's good enough for u to Bleep ?? God purnish u my brother ..

Why should God punish him?
Did the girl bleep him too?

Ladies do more than this to guys all the time and go Scot free.
He won't lower his standard for a lady who wants to eat her cake and still have it.

You guys should stop making sex seem like a huge favour ladies do for guys.
They both bleeped each other

GoooodHardDick:


Which truth?

Comrade, you need to read and understand the principle and power of a woman. What that girl just did is called emotional manipulation. She wants to get sympathy from people into believing her. In all you do make sure you don't fall for the emotional manipulations of a girl

Gbam!!!

Saviourk:
Dude don't u have conscience at all?What of if she is saying the truth. I don't know why some of u are callous nd insensitive..

Ta!!! She's lying and shedding crocodile tears

FaAbokiWithSuit:

There is a thread on front page where male nairalanders are busy SIMPING. There is one clown that posted
that her Heart Is Shattered, Battered And Scattered.
i am like WTF ? Fear women. They will tell a story and appear as a saint in it just to win peoples sympathy, pity and admonition.

She said she 31 and has been dating for 5 years. Omo if you know the nonsense she has done during that time you will spit.
But its funny hundreds or thousands of nairalanders are busy trying to like the post and link up with the ugly toxic girl.

Yall dont know how daft you appear

Don't mind those consoling her.
Women will always claim victim.
She must have been a serial cheat forming holy now.

If you get to hear the guy's version of the story, you will understand better.
Women are bunch of liars and cheats abeg.

Don't take them serious.

czarr:
That guy has been detaching himself emotionally from you little by little and you failed to notice it. It's not easy for a guy to move on to another lady if he is emotionally invested for up to 5 years.

Here is what I believe, he is paying you back for something you did to him in the course of your relationship, he felt hurt and betrayed, he may even have discovered something you did behind his back and chose not to confront you but just to waste your time as revenge. Did you cheat on him in the 5years period and thought he won't find out, after all what he doesn't know won't kill him.

It's easy to be an angel when you are 31 what about when you were 26 and you still had market value, did you do something that you thought he may have forgiven you because he can't do without your hot body.

Think hard and well, nobody is that terrible of a person,it's just that some people don't forgive betrayal.

Oil dey your head.

DryMouth:
Lol!
The guy is a real niggar!

Send me location and date of the wedding make i go present am with very chilled red wine.

Am sure you did worse to guys when "time" was still on your side. Now you dey find emotional support for nairaland at your old age.

Exactly, make people forget those her fake tears. It's probably karma serving her hot hot

Anyahuruagu:
Habaaaa, this is too much for a heart to bear.

The truth is, thats not your man.

Your man will come and he won't break your heart.

Sorry about your efforts.

Your day will come.

Good girls no deserve this kind setup o.

What makes you think she's a good girl.
You don get the guy's side of the story?

Alaye, forget it. Something actually led to this. She must have done something believe me

What Buhari had done to Nigerians and Nigeria will be a case study for the next generation.