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LMAO

benedictnsi:
Hmmmmmm........ Shey na just one wedding go make person Waka go inside water Wedding pix go soon b inside suckaway pits

Lol

Lolz. This one na smoked corn.
It's pretty healthy jare. U put the corn without removing the covering in the fire. It's only the back that gets burnt. E sweet no be small.

VargasVee:
And you couldn't even pay $70 for your lice-ridden smelly hair


Someone should wake this asslord up

don't mind that liar.

Brilliant

SELFmade7:
Nothing dey funny about buhari again Allah

Laughter wan kill me abeg. See as people are giving up on Buhari.

RoyalBlak007:
♤27k plus free accommodation isn't worth more than 36k?

[color=Purple]♤Use your head→Think ahead [/color]

You have said it all. Nothing to add to the advice again.

SELFmade7:
7 things APC E warrior's learned not we

So u didn't see the humour in the write up. U need to get some sense of humour from president Buhari.

Thank God for your life. Bt why nt raise alarm whn u got out of the cab or whn the native doctor followed u to d park so that they will be arrested.
Nw they are free. Who knw, their next victim might nt be so lucky.

LMAO

I hope those mentioning nd praising patriotic Nigerians as their muslim illustrious nd daughters re also proud of Abubakar Shekau, mohammed yusuf, kabiru Sokoto, Ali modu sheriff, saraki, yerima nd the rest cos they are also products of their religion.
We need to stop seeing hardworking, patriotic Nigerias through the lenses of any Religion.
They re hardworking, they are patriotic, they are proudly Nigerians.
We should stop all these religious madness biko.
These religions were brought to us in Africa. They weren't ours. U can't be more religious than those who founded it.
Religion has become a tool of oppression and anarchy in Nigeria.
Enough is Enough.

Samabu07:
Oche I want to believe you are from Benue as your name implies however bride price in Otukpa is way out of it. If one is not careful you will never spend less than 600k to marry a lady from that district.
Little wonder their men go to other Idoma land cos price is relatively cheap compared to theirs.

Button line the law if implanted oooo would be a relief to many folks.

my cousin got married here in lagos last month nd the bride price that was taken was one thousand naira (1,000).
And that was because the cash her husband presented was in 1000 denominations.
Only one was taken nd the rest was returned back.
All the husband people were amazed nd shock cos i guess they hadn't witness dat b4.
Bottom line is, we only want u to take care of our daughter like u treat urs.
Accept nd welcome her into d family. That's the most important thing.

Bride price in benue state is very cheap nd traditional marriage is relatively simple.
I guess some family are just hungry. That's it.

missyadorable:
A beautiful sunday

My best day of the week

Stay indoors,cook,eat,watch movie,surf the internet
Quality family time...Not going to one place called church to waste my time and dash one hungry fraudster called Pastor my money.

AFTERALL, GOD HATES WOMEN

God never hates anyone cause he's love Himself. It's sin He hates nd nt human. He demonstrated dat by sending His son to die for u even b4 u were born. That grace still covers u.
Giving offering or tithes has never been by force or made a compulsory obligations.
They do nt guarantee automatic ticket to heaven. Only Christ gives that.
Happy sunday.

This isn't a buy out na. U made it sound like bought everything nd the shop had to close for the day empty.
This op self, u need good slap.

Just imagine this nonsense. While their mates are brainstorming on the best innovative technology to help man, these ones are wasting their time on profitless nd devilish works.
SAY NO TO CULTISM

olatunji390:
When person talk say he finally kill a snake. U know since he don de chase snake.

Lol....see as u talk am like say na his life ambition be dat.
Na Lala cause am na. The hustle to make fp is real.

olatunji390:
Somebody finally becomes a man

man kwa!!! Was he a woman b4 ni?

Nd nw, u'll have front page as reward for ur gallant deed. Congrat sergent. Kill more, get more promotions.

Just to hold body for 6 months, u can't. Don't be selfish nigga, just endure nd allow ur gf to completely recover.

nddydamzi:
she dropped it so you can remember she's with your movie so,when she comes to return the movie return the pant,

Lol... more like initial deposit abi... Someone even said na collateral.

Lionessza:
She probably thought he needed collateral. When she returns the movies , she will ask for them panties back

collateral!!! LMAO

g4everybody:
Can we call this rape, because the girls were d one meeting him and he has done it more than 10 times. The girls were said to b flaunting money in class meaning they were enjoying the act. Is there really any case here?

there's nothing like consentual sex with minors.
I don't think the law recognizes the consent of kids or minors in sexual acts.
It's purely RAPE.

Oladimejyy:
Nigeria movie sha

Lol

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While there is a strong valid points in the write up, we also have to consider the case of poor drainage system in several areas of the lagos metropolis.
Even where there are existing drainage system, it is either too shallow or narrow to take in the worst storms or in most cases, even the moderate storm.
There is this bad, nasty habits of Lagosians dropping there refuse in d drainages or outrightly blocking it with litters.
I think this administration has nt really put in much effort in that area.
Open up d drainage channels, construct new old or reconstruct existing ones to accomodate incoming worst case storm, educate d people abt d danger of dumping refuse in their gutters or drainages nd even enforce arrest if possible.
Climatic changes globally causes rise in the sea level annually and lagos state that is surrounded with water bodies cannot afford to sleep.
Solving this requires massive effort from the government nd d residents.

smartty68:
He who lives by the sword dies by the sword

You're a criminal, cultist and murderer. All these illicit acts doesn't pay.

#ShawnCrime

they won't hear that. Cultism and crime generally does nt pay. At the end, the law will catch up with the criminal/cultist nd justice will be served.
#SayNOtoCRIME
#SayNOtoCULTISM

MzErica:
Your Keke napep driver is a brainless armadillo that rapes your underage bimbo of a sister to coma!

Now tell me who doesn't have sense between us?


You miserable hermit was nearly burnt alive for pocket picking in the slum your stupid mother fries Akara for a living! Ogun fall on your lineage!

Fool!

i think that Ogun really need to fall on whoever has done this thing to u.
Nd ur mama will be somewhere bragging nd boasting dat she has a daughter nt knowing dat u re nothing more than a low life, d!ck sucking slut/LovePeddler. Olosho is another word.
I think a simple pack of condom would ve saved d world of this mess called u.

papadee93:
All this grammar for your generations? If you are not a prostitute your supposed bf will not make that kind of proposition to you and if you are not miserable you will not go around creating dumb threads and insulting yourself anyhow (cos anyone you insult here it's yourself you are insulting)

Is your vagina still itching you....... It could be as a result of your whorish Sex life and dirty hygiene...... You need to get tested and clean up



BTW I come from a VERY respected family and I'm doing well for myself too...... Who's your daddy and what do you do aside go on your knees and suck dlcks?

don't mind that olosho. That girl lacks d lowest trait of sense in her.
SMH for her.....

jhydebaba:
All these girls sha Dey can take selfie in any situation.

Even if den throw dem bomb, den go first upload snapchat video #hellstraight #bomblowmybum

Lol

Boiled corn is bae anytime any day.

MzErica:
Your are a brainless pig!

guess u've gotten d perfect name to describe urself for ur above post.