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Romance / Re: Before Marrying An Only Girl Child Here Are The Few Things You Need To Consider by ochoa(m): 8:45pm On Jun 14, 2017
So True...!
Romance / Re: May; The Month Of Flowers - Shoutout To May Borns!!! by ochoa(m): 6:48pm On May 05, 2017
Rep May 16
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy Intentionally Breaks Traffic Law So He Can Meet Hot FRSC Officer by ochoa(m): 7:30am On Jan 14, 2017
When that one sexy female officer walk by and u tryna figure out what u can do so she can say u resisting arrest..



Buh this woman dn old now undecided

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Romance / Re: How Do You Tell A Girl U Want Sex without saying sex?? by ochoa(m): 6:12pm On Jan 12, 2017
Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays?

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Events / Re: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by ochoa(m): 3:16pm On Dec 29, 2016
May 16
Romance / Re: Man Declares His Love For His Girlfriend But She Responds With A Savage Reply by ochoa(m): 2:26pm On Dec 29, 2016
Oxymoron of life.. Hate when a guy gets caught up & his first instinct is to get on social media professing his love 4 a gal who ain't worth sh*t





I weak for this p**sy as* n*gga mehn

Religion / Re: "80-Year-Old 'Witch' Trapped On Electric Pole On Her Way Back" - Online User by ochoa(m): 6:00am On Dec 27, 2016
With that transformer In btw... It appears practically impossible for d old granny to 'manoeuvre' her way to the top...Nd her coming down with Loadz of ppl *ground level* supervising her..it gon be tad easier...Shii like this is Real 4 naija

For the doubting Thomas(s) ... All I'll say is *seeing is believing*
Romance / Re: Can U Approach A Lady That Has A Car When U Don't Have One? by ochoa(m): 12:08pm On Dec 21, 2016
Saw one lady recently... She came thru in a white venza '2014'... When she came down... if u see her Waka... U go think say she get pad for shoulder... A lady beside my table waz even saying *if anyhow guy approach this one na to carry shock absorber along* cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 18th December 2016 by ochoa(m): 6:58pm On Dec 18, 2016
KTBFFH! ... 9point gap.. Hehe










Meanwhile

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Education / Re: Which Are The Top Ten Most Competitive Course In Nigeria Universities by ochoa(m): 9:26am On Dec 15, 2016
kretoz:
Good, that's where there are needed, on the aspects of inorganic chemistry but like I said earlier, Everything about drugs, from the beginning to the end are all buried in pharmacy and nothing can change that.
Ur spot on bro can't fault that..... Pharmacist x chemist.,at the end of the day. They ll always need 'each other'.

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Education / Re: Which Are The Top Ten Most Competitive Course In Nigeria Universities by ochoa(m): 9:08am On Dec 15, 2016
kretoz:
Lmao which drug do they produce, what knowledge do they have about body system, Pharmaceutical chemist will never produce and dispense drugs without full consultation of a pharmacist, the work of a pharmacist is so broad and clear that it cannot be neglected, pharmaceutical chemistry indeed, why not chemical pharmacy, borrowed courses activated
But a pharmaceutical company without a QC lab controlled by chemist ll be like a skydiver airbone without a parachute... what knowledge do they have about the Inorganic Chemistry aspect? ...They ll def gon borrow ..
Education / Re: Which Are The Top Ten Most Competitive Course In Nigeria Universities by ochoa(m): 8:38am On Dec 15, 2016
kretoz:
I'm not a pharmacist but this is the dumbest post I've ever seen on Nairaland, For goodness sake ur comment is enough to show that you're either below the age of 10, or you are not educated ,my dear chemists are only involved in making body creams, perfumes, soaps, detergents, hair products such as relaxers, shampoo, anti dandruff etc, They have nothing and when I say nothing, I mean nothing to do with drug production, Pharmacist are responsible for drug production, prescription of dosage, side effects, drug monitoring to avoid the unnecessary circulation of prescription drugs, establishment of expiry dates and lots more, in fact there's no need educating you about what you know next to nothing about.
Man u so off point... We av pharmaceutical chemistry...there is chemistry(shampoo, relaxer) n there is another part of chemistry(pharmaceutical, petroleum, food, environmental e.t.c).. u can do ur research if u ain't convinced yet.. just snoop arnd one UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY near YOU and check up their Pure And Applied Chemistry Department...Boss Chemistry get Levels
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress Uche Ogbodo Clap Back At A Fans Comparing Her To Bobrisky by ochoa(m): 11:53am On Dec 14, 2016
This waz the uche ogbodo I had a huge crush on... Back then.... Buh Ryt nw... Ayam nt 'understanding again'

Fashion / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by ochoa(m): 11:04am On Aug 01, 2016
I VOTE ELDAILLEST
Cc:NLJega

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Fashion / Re: 13 Pictures You’ll Relate To If Your Tailor Has Ever Disappointed You by ochoa(m): 7:42am On Jul 29, 2016
photoshoot:



Photo editor should work sir.

'Can I get the download link pls'... Got tons of other photo app on my phone.. Buh they re shitty
Fashion / Re: 13 Pictures You’ll Relate To If Your Tailor Has Ever Disappointed You by ochoa(m): 7:34am On Jul 29, 2016
photoshoot:
4. When you trust a Nigerian tailor.



I pity you.



Which app re u using here bro'... For the white background overlay and the photo caption
Fashion / Re: 13 Pictures You’ll Relate To If Your Tailor Has Ever Disappointed You by ochoa(m): 7:32am On Jul 29, 2016
photoshoot:
4. When you trust a Nigerian tailor.



I pity you.



Which app re u using here bro'... For the white background overlay and the photo caption
Celebrities / Re: Photos From OAP, Omalicha’s Traditional Wedding by ochoa(m): 7:42am On Jul 12, 2016
One of my fav OAP.... Hml

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Funny Memes From The European Cup Finals by ochoa(m): 3:45pm On Jul 11, 2016
This

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Family / Re: This Little Boy Perfectly Imitates His Father's Palour Posture by ochoa(m): 9:41pm On Jun 12, 2016
DJEhimond:
bro abeg can I get this memesGen 4 play store

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NYSC / Re: A Boy Dressed In NYSC Uniform (see Photo) by ochoa(m): 3:33pm On Jun 09, 2016
ok
Health / Re: 8 Critical Signs That You Have Stomach Ulcers And What To Do About It by ochoa(m): 8:26pm On Jun 08, 2016
bn struggling with duodenal Ulcer for some time now...drinking Gascol like itz soda each passing minute....tired AF

I'll definitely use a natural remedy ryt nw tho.....help out Fam
Celebrities / Re: Why Davido Act.,Mayorkun Eleko is the worst Song of 2016 so far by ochoa(m): 9:03am On Apr 18, 2016
Ok
Politics / Re: Bigadier-General Sule Zakari Is Director-General Of NYSC Now (Photo) by ochoa(m): 1:24pm On Apr 14, 2016
My brother from another mother

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Romance / Re: What Your Month Of Birth Says About You by ochoa(m): 12:08am On Feb 12, 2016
May born....... Almost everything waz mehn shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (3 - 3) On 16th January 2016 by ochoa(m): 7:33pm On Jan 16, 2016
I. Bet no one gon talk about Everton's third goal. Did the Everton corner swing out of play before the goal?

Hw many min waz wasted for the goal. Celebration??

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (3 - 3) On 16th January 2016 by ochoa(m): 7:18pm On Jan 16, 2016
meforyou1:
EPL referees are a big disgrace to football
Remember that Man U vs Chelsea game in 2012.. Torres and Ivanovic got red cards and Chicharito scored an offside goal(all thanks to mark clatterbung)... Yeah remember that??.. I bet u wouldn't....double standard much

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide And Don Jazzy Makeup...Take A Pic Together by ochoa(m): 10:02pm On Jan 03, 2016
Big boy stuff




Now datz wat I'm talking about

Politics / Re: Buhari Says Hijab May Be Banned,Nigerians React On Twitter by ochoa(m): 10:46am On Dec 31, 2015
siraj1402:
"If Hijab ban must be considered, then the government has to also ban use of vehicles, hand bags, cell phones, motocycle and suits because more evils have been perpetuated through them. It's totally illogical to attach Boko Haram attacks to a dress code or pattern. Our Hijab is a garment of honour; it is an apparel of modesty and an outfit commanded to be worn by Allah."

Remember Boko haram uses cellphone to detonates bombs,cars to carry the explosive and so on.
Have your fact before you quote me
bro all what u listed above re damn easy if u want to perform a routine security check on em

but 4 these full 'hijabian' sisters itz even an haram to even touch the clothing(material) talkness of tellin them to open up the flowing gown, to me dat ll definitely be a form of harassement.....to me let them make do with the half hijab n conceal the necessary part with gloves n socks...itz jux in a bid to make our security operatives job a bit easier....peace.
Romance / Re: Can A Guy and a lady be "Just Friends"? by ochoa(m): 5:46am On Dec 26, 2015
itz very hard for issh to remain platonic when the lady in question is 'drop dead gorgeous' IMO

make i no lie my female friends dat we've remain 'jux padis' over the years re the ones that are *just there* in that department....uhnnn....hmmmm...i guess u all understand cool
Webmasters / Re: Top Google Searches By Nigerians 2015;Arsenal,Buhari,Diezani Arrest tops d list. by ochoa(m): 2:43pm On Dec 21, 2015
Why is real Madrid appearing twice on that list??


Most searched club

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