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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Bad Incident You'll Never Forget? by ochoa(m): 5:43pm On Mar 12, 2019
My Childhood buddy 'sold me out' to the enemies... August 2009..Trust no One
Sports / Re: Check Out This Almighty Puzzle by ochoa(m): 3:04pm On Aug 30, 2018
mymen:

What is the answer my brother?
I'm struggling with it too bro

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Sports / Re: Check Out This Almighty Puzzle by ochoa(m): 10:04pm On Aug 29, 2018
mymen:
Very easy, the answer na fernando torres
Fernando torres played with hazard...

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Sports / Re: Check Out This Almighty Puzzle by ochoa(m): 10:35am On Aug 29, 2018
Pretty tough one
Sports / Re: Check Out This Almighty Puzzle by ochoa(m): 8:31pm On Aug 28, 2018
ochoa:
'Football Einsteins', your attention is needed here
I guess the player doesn't exist

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Sports / Check Out This Almighty Puzzle by ochoa(m): 8:05pm On Aug 28, 2018
'Football Einsteins', your attention is needed here

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Religion / Re: Is The Deeper Life Bible Church A Cult ? by ochoa(m): 10:25pm On Dec 17, 2017
Was brought up in a deeper life home(left tho) .. The only issue I have with them is their mode of dressing.. It's kinda too rigid.. Also I did tried to date a member years bck.. I did all I could to win her over.. She complained about my dress sense(cause I prefer wearing Tees n jean) my haircut too.. My church was a problem for her.. Had to dump her when she was like the coordinator has warned them not to marry 'outside the church'
Religion / Re: My Grandfather Was A Native Doctor: Is The Generational Curse Phenomenon True? by ochoa(m): 11:58am On Dec 17, 2017
capitalzero:
see a psychiatrist asap. you are having neurosis.
I was once like you until I had da first hand experience..
'Seeing is believing they say'.. I guess u be ajebo..

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Music/Radio / Re: Vector Replies M.I For Dissing Nigerian Rappers In His Song (video) by ochoa(m): 12:47am On Nov 13, 2017
Can't blame MI... I recently copped Ragga Ragga by Gemini major(ft various artists ) n I go stucked on the overlit joint...it's not a lie "Sa Rappers" bn killing our nursery rhymers here lately ..
Religion / Re: 8 Signs You Are Under A Powerful Love Spell by ochoa(m): 6:05pm On Oct 02, 2017
tjskii:


Biko give us gist na
I just found myself hyperventilating (thinking about her every minute of the day) over this lady and the initial plan was just to hit once n run.. It got to a stage where I went 'Mc hammer broke'... To say no to her request com hard.. I dropped something I cant even mention here for the lady fam..every one around knew I was under a strong spell *sigh*, but one of my 'strong' padi just took the matter up, Met the lady n the rest was history(water meet fire) .. na long story tho.. Let me drop mic here

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Religion / Re: 8 Signs You Are Under A Powerful Love Spell by ochoa(m): 6:10am On Sep 30, 2017
Bck then I rarely believe in anything supernatural ..Until one lady showed me life/pepper.. 'Bayo wherever you dey thanks for the rescue.. I owe you one bro.

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Sports / Re: Who Remembers This Ball? by ochoa(m): 6:01am On Sep 30, 2017
This ball ehn.. Wind assisted dribbles... Mad R2... *Good old days*, we all dey creative well then...we go shy tie everything together
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Deletes How To Book P'square: Says 'My Family Comes First' by ochoa(m): 6:57pm On Sep 24, 2017
Don't ever bring family issues online bruv that's f**ked up. Be 'grown' n settle that sh*t
Romance / Re: Girlfriends Who Demand Financial Maintenance Are Prostitutes - Reno Omokri by ochoa(m): 2:24pm On Sep 22, 2017
Gold miners

sex is not a commodity to be exchanged or given. It is shared and enjoyed by the two people involved. Both parties moan to the 'beat', which is a clear indication that the act is pretty much balanced wink
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by ochoa(m): 12:05am On Sep 18, 2017
B935ESSZWCSSAS-3110212... Its well.. 333k..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Stoke City Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 9th September 2017 by ochoa(m): 9:49am On Sep 10, 2017
balosunky:
if you played it like that way u for lose cause na over 3.5 dey play
Naaa... The option is home won't score more than 3.5goals... Chance mix
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Stoke City Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 9th September 2017 by ochoa(m): 8:08pm On Sep 09, 2017
Dare2Try:


The problem with most people is that they don't know how to read game before staking their bet
Stoke ain't easy at home.. I forecast DC 1× n under 3.5 n it happened... 3.8 odds just waste... Chai
Health / Re: "MouthAction Is Dangerous" Gynaecologist Warns by ochoa(m): 4:44pm On Sep 07, 2017
Hmmm.. Mouth Action wey fit blow person away

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Crime / Re: Men Return Car They Stole, Wash It With Their Clothes After Going "Mad". Photos by ochoa(m): 1:22pm On Sep 06, 2017
I pray those *butty kids* wey dey doubt Africa science won't encounter something like this first hand... I remember those *waec miracle centers days* wey external examiner go dey sweep school compound or dey chase goat up n down.. Chai ppl wicked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Manchester United (0 - 4) On 19th August 2017 by ochoa(m): 12:47pm On Aug 19, 2017
ichommy:
Why are the Swansea fans booing Rashford?
Swansea fans booing Rashford - he was accused of diving after winning a penalty @ Old Trafford last season

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Fashion / Re: Guy Recreates Hushpuppi's Dress Code by ochoa(m): 10:30pm On Aug 05, 2017
That boonk nigga so lame bruh. But y'all made
him popular so that's what y'all get.
Religion / Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by ochoa(m): 2:00am On Aug 04, 2017
Chai I bn dey reason like the op b4... But mehn I saw somethings live during my IT days... *Seeing is believing bro*...I won't argue further #nuffsaid
Celebrities / Re: Wale Chops Off His Signature Dreads by ochoa(m): 9:59am On Jul 24, 2017
Wanna see pictures after the 'cut'
Health / Re: Warning As MouthAction Spreads Untreatable Gonorrhoea Resistant To Antibiotics by ochoa(m): 2:08pm On Jul 07, 2017
With All the conflict and tension in the world and at home; now mouth action is a threat... I think we're at the tipping point people...










Make I just chill like my guy here

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Crime / Re: Skye Bank Manager Who Stole N200m, Gets N100k Fine by ochoa(m): 4:44pm On Jul 05, 2017
We live in a system where bigger criminals like kidnappers, politicians are being protected by the judiciary. what a messed up country.












And To the Judge who delivered that verdict

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Celebrities / Re: Majid Michel Leads Church Healing Service (Photos) by ochoa(m): 4:43pm On Jul 05, 2017
This one is surely a movie scene... I can vividly see Mr Pascal Amanfo(top ghana producer/director) at the back of the congregation
Romance / Re: Lady Hangs On Power Line, Jumps From Window When Lover's Wife Came Home In China by ochoa(m): 2:07pm On Jul 04, 2017
quote author=jrusky post=58116386]Lol.. Reminds me of Teco Benson's movie Stupid ( Mr Sharp Sharp). Chief Capo ( Jide Kosoko) was caught red handed by security guards Kolo (Nkem Uwoh) and Dongila (Okey Bakassi). Chief who had sneeked in unnoticed was savouring their Oga's madam inside Oga's bedroom while Oga (a dwarf) was away on a business trip. Unfortunately or fortunately Oga's trip was cut short and he returned home to some action from his wife.. Chief after hearing the door bell dropped from a balcony only to be caught by Kolo and Dongila.

Kolo: wusa you comot?
Chief: I fall from up
Dongila: You be manna way you di fall from heaven?
Kolo: You comot from my Oga him bedroom
Dongila: If na thing that way e happen then I no fit blame the man "chief". Oga too short so him no fit satisfy his wife.
Chief: yes you are right
Kolo: Shutup. I go charge you for escarvation and smouching on my madam...

Very funny piece, when Nollywood comedy films were worth watching..

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Boss u sabi... That movie was over lit

Celebrities / Re: D'banj Shades Don Jazzy In New Tweet. Fans React by ochoa(m): 1:55pm On Jun 25, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: D'banj Shades Don Jazzy In New Tweet. Fans React by ochoa(m): 1:45pm On Jun 25, 2017
Oga u don check name... Na dbanj again o

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Crime / Re: Five Nigerians Arrested With Drugs In India by ochoa(m): 8:23pm On Jun 23, 2017
Oga u don check name

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Romance / Re: The Story Behind Your Date Of Birth (interesting) by ochoa(m): 2:24pm On Jun 19, 2017
7 got me... So true
Crime / Re: This Is The Type Of Lexus SUV Kidnapper Evan’s Wife Drives According To Freeze by ochoa(m): 1:15pm On Jun 19, 2017
And that's literally how this woman got caught up in
LIES !

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