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The events of Nigeria’s civil war is one that brings fear and horror to the minds of many especially those who lived to see the terror. To the surprise of many an unexploded bomb was recently found. The Enugu State Police Command said it had successfully evacuated a suspected leftover bomb in Oji River community….”

madridguy:
Don't fall for the fallacy.

Ok sir

Very good news
yahoo guy cannot come and be intimidating my babe

Thepunter:
Hello fam, my babe had an appendectomy since 2nd week of April and up till now the doctor said she can't bonk yet. This is over 3 months fellas, in fact the doctor said until after 6 months before she can get back into the sac. Seriously, the wait is too difficult and I don't wanna look elsewhere.
Any of you ever had such experience? Do you think the doctor know his trade well?
Doctors in the house, I need you expert opinion on this.

There are many ways a woman should know how to satisfy her husband in a situation like this...maybe head or another way to make you come
Else I can't see surviving that much

My aunt paid for her bride price,heaven didn't fall, same way my crush tonto dikeh did but the act of threatened is what I can decipher

flexyfit:
OK o...what's the scores now?

Be our referee

Name doesn't depict their action
If them like, let them change it to
Nigeria police friends
It won't still change their brutish nature
Africans and name mentality

Neminc:
RIP gallant soldier. But someone like me can't die for Nigeria. Who will take over my numerous responsibilities? Like Praying daily for Buhari's recovery,
Teaching Sen. Adeleke his dance moves, supplying hushpuppi his Gucci, looking for a wife for Don Jazzy and most importantly making sure Davido's banana or Tekno's cassava doesn't fall on any of our nairaland babes. In short, I can not come and go and die for anybody

Of all your responsibilities which one have you fulfilled?
Buhari still in terrible condition despite your prayers
Davido banana has been falling on our nairaland ladies behind the scene
Tekno own fell on many of them, that's why he sang he no go chase woman for "yawa go dey"
Teaching senator adeleke such an horrible steps, ma late granny in her death dance pass him
Hushpuppi delivery man has die
So we need you to die for us
Thanks
A concerned citizen

This can't be a measure for smartness

Rtopzy:
Report to the police

Now you know report to police if they ask for evidence, show them Nairaland

Phonefanatic:
Try this one bro

Make I die

Have never been a fan of anyone named AMAKA...
The first Amaka I met, gave me a wrong number
The second turned me on and left me hanging
I suffer for their hands no b small

He is a living dead before na
If he dies heaven won't fall

Stop forming virgin man of God please

Ribs cracker

I don't hate Muslims nor Islam, justice hate the devil in them!!!

Will only believe the existence of the account by the time I see your typo-errors

Hope you Bleep her long last?
If yes, congratts you justt Bleep a pussy worth 43m
Once again congrats

donkossy:
Am planning on porting to artel, please what's the requirements??

Just buy a piece of land in lekki and it's finished

parkparky:
so i shud change to ansu?

Ansu...anambra state university?
Abeg I no dey oo

Menezdagod:
really

Yeah

parkparky:
hmmm

Yeah

Jacksparr0w1207:
They have flat heads

Yea, the flat heads makes the money

Baba ijebu, to chelsea, it's a friendly, the main match comes next month

Igbo men and ladies are simply the best
Though we have some bad eggs which can't still undermine how sweet Igbo bro and sis are

I must say, this is a good results ..
If it was before, it should be good enough now that the education sector is on lopsided isn't good enough

Zarqabe:
no. why?

Where then did you learn brutality and finishing from?

Zarqabe:
you dont look mature. you look like a jambite. you don't have beards and ur moustache was shaved badly. beards make men look more matured and more attractive. You arent ugly but you aren't good looking either. I wouldnt look at you twice if i walked past you on the streets. nothing special about your looks. you look too average. you are not the kind of guy I would imagine kissing or having sex with. You have no sex appeal. You aren't the kind of guy I would be proud to show off to my friends as my boyfriend. I wouldn't even date you.

you wanted an honest response and I have given you one.

Do you play mortal combat game?

Atiku2019:
His fellow member? Internal war...

Cyktism doesn't pay

Ah dey tell you