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StateOfMind: @ disses..

Reinc save them till he uploads na..

Ochon! Where have you been na? Why are you just showing up

njokusboy: Sh1t, TYPICAL IGBO Boy HEAD?? Wat are you insinuating?

Psychedelia: But na the only kind job wey I feel those killer boots dey suitable for naa.

Even cobbler dey change profession the second he sets eyes on those two giants.

Reincarnated: Okay, now just change that mental picture to Segun Arinze. That na the kin shock wey dey await you

Reincarnated: You better believe he's a villager. Hin go upload picture with limca tshirt, Glo suspenders and canvas wey dey bring out light. To now top it, him go pose beside keke maruwa with the hashtag #shekmehout.

Reincarnated: my Gwd what is this? I'm pro StateOfRat

Reincarnated: If only she had eyes like you. She for don port from njotee

Reincarnated: Bwuahahahahhaahhha I talk am, Kslib don enter ghost mode . He will reply in 3 hours after everyone has slept.

C'est qui: epistle blah blah

1 day later

Lipsy: God punish Airtel

2 days later

Lipsy: epistle coming oh, make una just dey patient, i dey write one long thing

3 days later
Lipsy: **** still loading

1 month after

Lipsy: ehen c'est moi, what is it you said that day ########

Psychedelia: Can't promise that; but one thing I can promise you be say I no go wear my grandma flower-flower sweater that day

Psychedelia: Yeah, yeah, yeah
We don see you wey resemble pirated CD vendor resting after a hard day at work.

Psychedelia: But, but, baby I can explain... It's... It's not what you think.

Just when I was about to tell them all to get lost (that you were my one and only), my server packed up, and my computer developed a virus, crashing in the process.

Don't listen to what these people say. It's always been you, my love.

Psychedelia: Guy! Just back off or I'll shove that oversized boot up your mouth!

Psychedelia: I sabi say jelossi don finish you

You and your Old-Roger-Is-Dead-And-Gone-To-The-Grave boots can now rest

StateOfMind: *dead*

I'm sure by now, the boots are resting in reinc's garbage bin...kwaaaaa..

StateOfMind: and you being no-hopr zoned

Reincarnated: Gbefila means romantic dude What do you know. We the yoruba's are telling you something, you're saying another thing? No respect

superflakie: Haaaaaaa this na serious lie o
Biko ochon pay no attention to her

Psychedelia: Muhuhuhehehehahahaaaa! Amadioha properly prepared my juju for me. I was born on the month of fertility, afterall.

As for my brother, Reinc, his case is getting really critical. I'm worried.

I'm thinking of starting up a charity foundation for him. This is fast turning into a crisis situation!

dre11: no,
Tabh dey in front of Flakie oooooo

StateOfMind: and you being no-hopr zoned

Reincarnated: First five on my list are my fwkb StateOfMind, my sweetheart Jovial and the remaining 3. Wia you see superflakie for there

Yes I have a thing for Lmtm. I have a thing for many girls but your case is different

Psychedelia: Evening, guys

Reincarnated: I no understand which kin telemundo she dey watch. Mschew. C'est qui, u never finish

StateOfMind: Gbefila - romantic dude

Agbaya- funny dude

Aproko- lover of good news..

Thank me later.

StateOfMind: Smh...gbefila..

Reincarnated: I didn't upload my pic that time cuz of her.. why this prisoner dey lie?

Bwuahahahahhaahhha no be una dey yarn about Superflakie 's diary in my absence? Me sef go check am out na. I no even read nothing except for the okada incident and 100 truths. Una wey get diary to dey write as if say na another harry potter sequel....u no dey even pity readers. I no fit jare.

Ofcourse I miss Lmtm. I miss every girl ... but your case is different

waxdude: Ochon u be real case...LMAO

Kslib: Lispsyonrhhea----- lmao!! Chai!!! See evils? .. Just so you know, 'lispsyonrhhea' is a condition people who cant stop obsessing about my lips suffer from.

njokusboy: Lolzz, I said it becos I care nah but the market value is also very important sha... As a babe nah