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RomanceRe: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by ochon: 6:07pm On Jan 14, 2015
Odunharry:
jaybee3 is humble and modest honestly...imagine what the the girl is saying.

If na coogar or 50calibre that babe for don deactivate her account
LOL. grin The funniest thing is that the so-called "classy" ajebutter lady, didn't bother to remove her "bushy" pic before displaying her crass attitude. If na me sef, I for bash her wella. There are things one shouldn't condone.
RomanceRe: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by ochon: 6:03pm On Jan 14, 2015
That2:
11: Broke nairaland guys rush to like this kind of posts!
There's nothing about being "broke" from Jaybee3's post. It's just too bad that bad economy, society and your ilk, have sadly trained our ladies with a "beggar" and "lazy" mentality, where they don't strive to earn money on their own, but leech off men as if it's their birthrights. A well-mannered lady with ambition to be independent don't expect a guy to spend on her as if it's birthright.
RomanceRe: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by ochon: 5:58pm On Jan 14, 2015
jaybee3:
Na me be the bush man ooo but pictures (@ your dp) don't lie sha tongue tongue tongue tongue
gringringrin The ever modest Jaybee. cheesy

Another person after taking a look at her "bushy" pic, would have placed her rightfully where she belongs, but you are not one to use harsh words.

The advantages of the internet, where bush people gets to take a swipe at posh people's looks. grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Forgot Osinbajo's Name During His Owerri Rally Today [VIDEO] by ochon:
This is indeed very sad. Anybody that watched that YouTube clip and still thinks an illiterate is our "change", is clearly deluded. This man can't even speak. His tenses, pronunciation are totally ludicrous and obnoxious. I mean, why can't people leave sentiments aside and see this man is too fragile, scrawny-looking, frail and illiterate to lead this country? He can't even speak.

Osinbanjo as OSINBADE
Worse as WAS
Empower as ENFOWA
Professor as PROFESSAR
Ngige as EGEGE

My God, have Nigerians stooped so low to the extent of bringing an illiterate to carry the enormous fortunes of this country? I couldn't make sense of most of the things he said. Why didn't APC present Fashola? Why didn't they go for the combo of Kwankwaso and Rochas? These are learned and erudite politicians that ain't illiterates, who would have given GEJ a run for his money. Buhari is in no capacity fit enough, mentally, physically and educationally, to steer the affairs of this troubled nation. This is the bitter truth.
PoliticsRe: Graduate Employment Data 1983 - 1985 Under Buhari (pic) by ochon:
And this is the man that told us he'll SINGLE HANDEDLY stabilize oil price as if he runs OPEC? Someone that can't even provide employment to his citizens, but find it easy to murder innocent Nigerians and carry out a coup?

I still can't believe how someone sane can see this man as the change we clamour for. Maybe he wants to change the fortunes of this country and lead us back to medieval ages.
PoliticsRe: We Never Endorsed Buhari — Ex-mend Commanders by ochon: 7:56am On Jan 09, 2015
LaRoyalHighness:
So who did?
Paid APC cyber fraudsters.
EducationRe: Lagos Pupils To Pay N10,000 For Admission Tests by ochon: 7:17am On Jan 09, 2015
johncreek:
Is this were you want to take campaign to?
cos PDP is worst in education reform...
If a PDP tenure can politicalise Education then they are even worst than White that once racist against black....
make sure you do findings well before you bring sentimental judgement here....
Lagos achievement is not your mate or any state so far can not stand and compete with their achievements.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1961923_cheeers_jpeg37be4f6e82c09d1eb3159508b131a103
HealthRe: I Need To Put On Weight, Please Help! by ochon: 9:03pm On Jan 07, 2015
Chuksemi:
I am ectomorphic and I have a high metabolism rate, which means I don't put on weight , easily! Please recommend Nigerian foods with high calories. I am tired of being thin and I want to change that! Please drop your suggestions and possible amount of calories.
Ectomorphs find it very hard to gain weight. They have a
fast metabolism which burns up calories very quickly.
Ecto’s need a huge amount of calories in order to gain
weight. Workouts should be short and intense focusing
on big muscle groups. Supplements are definitely
recommended. Ectomorphs should eat before bed to prevent muscle catabolism during the night. Generally, ectomorphs can lose fat very easily which makes cutting back to lean muscle easier for them.
Jokes EtcRe: Gov Fashola Worships Jaobulon, He's A Freemason And He's Gay. by ochon: 2:08pm On Jan 04, 2015
austinoeze:
OOOOgbeniiii....u sef tek ur time read ur requests na...its 2 much 4 a deported begger na.
Y NSCDC, DSSS, ICPC, VIP, HIV no go spy on u. Even ur village witch if they read dis request...dem go spy on u.
Buwahahahahahaahahah.. I don die for this thread. LWKMD. gringrin

This is the thread of the year. LMAO. gringrin

Oahray, come see thread o. gringrin
PoliticsRe: My Endorsement Of Jonathan In November Was A 'Spiritual Drama' - Rev Fr Mbaka by ochon: 11:10am On Jan 04, 2015
Forwetinnah:
Lol..this is my base o. Surprised to see you here too
Your profile once had no Politics Section as the most frequented, on it. Na newly you join this section. gringrin Anyway, be careful o. This section is not for the faint-hearted. Wish you luck.

Happy Sunday. wink
PoliticsRe: My Endorsement Of Jonathan In November Was A 'Spiritual Drama' - Rev Fr Mbaka by ochon: 11:03am On Jan 04, 2015
Forwetinnah:
gringringringrin Na lie joor....Dem no give you the money wey you dey find, Mama Patie play you 19. Ngige came to your rescue and the music changed to an APC melody. Chai...god of men
When did you join politics? shockedshocked

Lately you've been on several political threads. grin
PoliticsRe: My Endorsement Of Jonathan In November Was A 'Spiritual Drama' - Rev Fr Mbaka by ochon: 10:18am On Jan 04, 2015
Aksonman:
Dear Rev Mbaka,
God told me to tell you that; YES the healthiest bird in your 'spiritual drama' indeed represented Goodluck Jonathan BUT the Bird cage you put forward represented ASO ROCK. The 3 birds that flew away represented Buhari (oldest), Osinbajo (Younger) and Tinubu (sickest), they flew away because the Cage (Aso Rock) belonged to the healthiest bird (Jonathan) for now, hence no vacancy for other birds. The other birds (Buhari, Osinbajo and Tinubu) flew into the wilderness where mother nature will deal with them for all their sins.
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Christianity EtcRe: Why Can't Men Wear Earrings In Church? by ochon: 9:11am On Jan 04, 2015
sCross:
Truth is that most people don't have a logical answer to the op's question hence the personal insults they're hurling.

Motive is the most important thing as far as God is concerned. So no earrings are not bad. Yes they're odd cos of our culture but odd never equals bad. Not now not ever

Y'all can judge all you like but there's only one whose opinion really counts; GOD.
God bless you for this!! I've read all the moronic comments here and NONE of them have shown where God said we (men) shouldn't wear earrings.
EducationRe: Nairalander Bags 1st Class From OAU, Wins Highest Number Of Awards. by ochon: 5:16pm On Jan 03, 2015
lertee:
Wow congratulations sholay2011,you've always been humble on the BBA threads,no trumpet blowing. Keep it up. grin
Sholay2011 espouses brilliance and humbleness. He's destined for greatness, that's for sure. I like the dude.
EducationRe: Nairalander Bags 1st Class From OAU, Wins Highest Number Of Awards. by ochon: 3:37pm On Jan 03, 2015
Congrats Sholay2011. I'm proud of you fam. Keep the hustle going, even the sky won't be your limit. cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Come In And Say Thank You!!!! by ochon: 3:14pm On Jan 02, 2015
pweedyuz:
in Spain,,we say gracias..
That building in your DP, is that a hostel? The building looks quiet similar to a student hostel I know of.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria History with the "Organization Of Islamic Conference (oic)" by ochon: 10:53am On Jan 02, 2015
And yet some brainwashed dimwíts after seeing the demonic and muderous intentions of Buhari, will go ahead to vote this blood-thristy tyrant out of religious and tribal sentiments. SMH.
PoliticsRe: “jonathan Bombed Abuja Oct 1st; Begged Me To Blame North,” Henry Okah Claims by ochon: 8:35am On Jan 02, 2015
MizMyColi:

grin grin

Biko Smile.

It's 2015

@your thread Y'day, that was sooo hilarious.
Lolz

I had to pretend it wasn't funny.
Lolz.
Pheww!! LOL. And here I was thinking I offended you with it because you used the angry emoticon.

May the year 2015 give you the opportunity to realise
your dreams, rediscover your strengths, muster your
willpower and rejoice the simple pleasures that life would
bring your way. Happy New year.
PoliticsRe: “jonathan Bombed Abuja Oct 1st; Begged Me To Blame North,” Henry Okah Claims by ochon: 8:02am On Jan 02, 2015
MizMyColi:
Ghen Ghen

cheesy

angryangry
Forum GamesRe: 2014 Christmas And New Year Voice Notes And Shout Out Thread by ochon: 11:06pm On Jan 01, 2015
dre11:
Wish you all a happy new year
The blessings of 2015 shall surpass that of last year in multiple folds.
From strength to strength shall you guys grow and all your endeavor shall be multiply in folds.

Pls.. ....... Do vote during election time and let ur votes be counted and let's discourage violence in what ever forms.....
Wish you the same, my brother.cool
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