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RomanceRe: I Married My Boo This Weekend (photos) by ochon: 7:29pm On Dec 17, 2014
lertee:
Just propose and stop beating around the bush undecided.
LOL. Ode. I'm serious. Zeemor speaks Igbo and Yoruba fluently. So I was confused which tribe she's from.
RomanceRe: I Married My Boo This Weekend (photos) by ochon: 6:52pm On Dec 17, 2014
Zeemoor:
Everyone seems to be getting married these days

Happy married life, Opeyemi, my namesake grin
Finally!! I've known your tribe. I used to think you're Igbo because of your fluency in Igbo, but then you spoke Yoruba fluently too, which got me confused. cheesy

HML OP, wishing you success and happiness. smiley
TV/MoviesRe: Stephanie Linus premieres new movie, ‘Dry’ in UK (Pics) by ochon: 6:43pm On Dec 17, 2014
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Lost $7.92bn To Corruption In 2012 by ochon: 6:36pm On Dec 17, 2014
Calculia:
Fake News from APC propaganda camp.


Nigeria is seeing more development under GEJ than any other Gov.




GEJ till 2015
When will you have sense? huh
FamilyRe: Why He Cheated: Your kitty Stinks by ochon: 2:57pm On Dec 17, 2014
LordReed:
This as far as I am concerned is just another level of excuse for a man to get his cheating on. I mean for heaven's sake when you married her, her couchie was not smelling now that it is you don't act like a husband to know the details of why the couchie you've been enjoying is now smelling (it could be the sign of a serious infection detrimental to YOUR WIFE'S HEALTH) and help look for solution instead you want to run around like it doesn't concern you. Only foolish husbands behave so senselessly. "I told her now" is the cry of a juvenile.
God bless you!!
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Takes To Twitter, Laments APC's Non-selection Of Fashola As VP by ochon: 12:55pm On Dec 17, 2014
I'm with Banky on this one. The very moment I heard Fashola ain't coming out as the Presidential candidate of APC, I decided to stick with GEJ. I can never vote for Buhari, a self-avowed supporter of Sharia and an anti-democracy proponent. Only Fashola would've made me think the so-called "change" yapped about by these PDP refuse dumps, would have come to reality. Tribe and religion are the two main monsters, taking this country back to ice age.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has No Christian Daughter Married To Anambra Man - Sahara Reporters by ochon: 12:30pm On Dec 17, 2014
APContherun:
Why are you being unnecessarily deceptive. The report says Buhari's last daughter is married to a certain Col. It didn't talk about a sister in-law or brother in-law but a son in-law.
You are from Anambra I suppose why didn't you counter the lie when his supporters first brought it up? Fact is Buhari's lies continue to be busted.
That dude is not even Igbo, much less from Anambra. Don't be deceived.
RomanceRe: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by ochon: 11:30am On Dec 17, 2014
princefunmi:
Let me ask you a question?
And I speak for all guys

Why would I pay for oranges for you or give you a lift if I did not intend to ask you out sometime in the future?

I mean face it, you are a stranger just like every other girl. If I were Santa Claus or an angel, I'll go buy me a BRT bus and give every girl on the road a lift or pay for every girl I see buying soft oranges.

Its still part of the mentality that OP is talking about. Cant you refuse to accept the payment or what? The guy paid for your orange, you didn't refuse. The guy gave you a lift you didn't refuse. The guy asked for your number, you gave him. What do you think he wants to do with the number? Increase the population of numbers on his phone?

Abeg grow up GIRL.
gringringringringrin
RomanceRe: Top 10 Mentality Of An Average Lady by ochon: 11:26am On Dec 17, 2014
tosyne2much:
This write-up is not based on mere assumption but my findings and encounter with ladies

It takes the grace of God if you aint guilty of at least one of the listed points

Lemme Keep The Ball Rolling

10 Mentality Of An Average Lady

1. A guy must be the one to start up a chat and he must be the one throwing the questions else he is not ready to chat

2. The society frawns against a lady making her intentions known to a guy, therefore, a guy has to keep pestering you b4 you finally agree in order to show to him that you aint cheap or desperate

3. A lady has to hide her virginity status or pretend to hate sekks in order to portray a descent or an attractive image


4. Sending Pm to a dude will make you lose your self esteem or pride as a lady

5. The mentality of an average lady is that, a guy should settle the bills. When the bill arrives at the table, you pretend it doesn’t exist cos you believe it's less of your worry cos a guy should always settle the bills by default

6. You are doing a guy a great favour by allowing sekks. Some will go as far as stripping unclad raining curses on a dude the moment he fuckks up because they consider it as a favour

7. A guy who loves you will go extra mile. Most ladies are brainwashed by this assertion. That is, a lady believes she can treat a guy the way she wants and expects the guy should be able to withstand any poo at the expense of true love
, not knowing you can pursue a man God has destined 4u out of ignorance and selfish motive

8. Any guy who tries to strike up a convo or pay your transport fare will later ask for your phone number 'cos he wants to woo you


9. You have to give unending busy excuses in order to portray an image of rear commodity

10. majority of our ladies believe our world revolve around sekks and that 90% of guys will never resist sekks. This sounds really funny but it is the real fact. I have spoken to so many ladies and I have come into conclusion that majority of our ladies believe that 90% of guys lack self control and will never resist sekks at any slight given opportunity

** Feel Free To Add Yours **
This is your only "top ten" that made so much sense. Nice one.
RomanceRe: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by ochon: 2:32pm On Dec 16, 2014
fresh360:
Majority of what u hv written r all nonscence.... What does drinking n all dat hv to do with being a man...if u dnt knw wat to write jst g to bed
The OP is a love-strucked child. Many of his advices are pure unadulterated BULLSHÎT!! I blame the mod that moved this pile of refuse to the FP.
RomanceRe: 10 Signs You Are A MAN Now. by ochon: 2:30pm On Dec 16, 2014
emusmith:
6. You are financially buoyant to take care of her needs.

How could I forget this?
You said, she is disrespectful. Start giving her money and see submission in action.

# I'm not referring those Recharge Card Beggers on Social Networks oo#

Women are designed to receive! Take it!

Giving her tells her you care for her...

how can you say you care and you've not a spent a penny on her?

Give her again and again and watch her pay attention to you and your dreams.. lol.

# nobody care how much you know until they know how much you care# QED!
@ embolden, total BS!! As in, absolute crap!! You're endangering the female population with your sick advice. Who designed females to receive? Na you? So they can't give abi? Look at how you are codedly asking our females to adopt the beggars mentality. How about advising them to learn how to make money so as to avoid being used as rags by some men? If any woman can't respect you because of you didn't give, and give and give, then she's not worth your time. I pity the ladies that cherish this sick advice. God forbid, I'll raise up my daughters this way. SMH!!
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by ochon: 2:14pm On Dec 16, 2014
April07:
Br3nd4 wink
OMG!! Tell me you're kidding. shockedshocked

Wow!! It makes sense. You're following your buddy, O. Why didn't I figure it out? angry what the hell was I thinking. sadsad

Damn. I missed ya. Why did you deactivate? sad
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by ochon: 2:13pm On Dec 16, 2014
Tashamania:
No tongue
Not even for old times sake? sad
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by ochon: 1:14pm On Dec 16, 2014
Tashamania:
Lool you know you are asking for the impossible, just quit tongue
LOL. Why nau? sadsad you can make it possible if you so desire. It wouldn't take more than a minute. tongue
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by ochon: 1:05pm On Dec 16, 2014
Tashamania:
Loool seriously? grin

Anyways, good to see you again
Thanks Tashafierce. smiley

Erm, I've been checking your profile for months whenever I come across your post, and you're yet to show your face. When are you showing your face for us to see? grin
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by ochon: 1:03pm On Dec 16, 2014
April07:
Becos that's not me on my pic tongue


I missed you small Lala... cheesy
Holy molly!! shockedshocked

What's your main moniker I knew you with? embarassed
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by ochon: 12:47pm On Dec 16, 2014
April07:
Anyways... Lalaosky is still way hotter. sad
Why're you always with a rumpled face, even in your siggy? But your pic paints a different art.
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by ochon: 12:38pm On Dec 16, 2014
April07:
You woulda kuku used the whole Ochongonoko.. its way sexier than Ochon undecided
Actually, I used it, but people complained the name is way too long, so I deactivated it and came back with this shorter version. undecided
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by ochon: 12:14pm On Dec 16, 2014
Tashamania:
Wow! I dont remember oh..
And besides, I stopped using my old mail.

Is ochon your real name? Why did you stop using lalaosky?
No wonder you forgot. If you were using your old mail, you'd have seen those mails.

Nah. LOL. Ochon was culled from OCHONGONOKO, a word in Igbo meaning "trouble maker." I'm sure you know that.

As for why I deactivated, here's why:
ochon:
gringrin

Okay, this what happened. Midway last year, I came back home on a vacation to meet a friend of mine, who's the person that introduced me to NL. He has a moniker since 2011 but rarely contributes (has about 10 posts). He told me he found his way to Diary Section and read the diary of some people including that of someone who uses my offline nickname (my first moniker) and that the person described some of our friends (we've many mutual friends offline) like he knows them, as well as his descriptions fitting my persona. grin

I denied at first, but later told him I'm the person. He advised me to rename my moniker since I'm keeping a diary, to avoid my friends whom I write about in my diary, knowing it's me from my real life nickname, since I write personal stuff on it. It made sense to me. I asked the Oga at the top to help me rename my moniker since I didn't want to stop keeping the diary. Oga no gree o. So with a painful heart, I deactivated my precious moniker and came back with this midget-like Ochon moniker. sadcrycry Sometimes I wish I didn't keep a diary, my old moniker for still dey breathe by now. sadsad
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by ochon: 12:03pm On Dec 16, 2014
Tashamania:
No, I dont remember..remind me

Hahaha thanks, am cool..
Really? Okay, last time we chatted over there, if you can recall, you asked for my 'detail(s)', but I never got back to you. A quick look through your old mail will refreshen your memory.
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by ochon: 11:43am On Dec 16, 2014
Tashamania:
Secret apology ke?

Odikwa egwu sad

how are you na?
Lol. What I meant is I didn't reply you over "there" back in '12. You remember?

I'm cool, and you? Still looking fly as always. wink
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by ochon: 11:38am On Dec 16, 2014
Tashamania:
Start apologizing already undecided
LOL. It's a 'secret' apology. Don't make me do this in the open. embarassed

And stop bending your neck, it makes you look unsexy. tongue
RomanceRe: Ladies, Would You Date A Guy Who Won't Have Sex Until Marriage? by ochon: 9:05am On Dec 16, 2014
Idowuogbo:
I trust my twinnie, she likes playing with da thaing grin grin

Nne,imagine that kian thing? Make guy dey deprive you? Persin go dey sexually frustrated na... like play like play,vegetable wey u suppose cook Nd chop, u go begin use am massage areas I can't mention. grin grin grin grin
gringringrin
RomanceRe: Welcome Your Crush On This Section To This New Month Of December 2014. by ochon: 8:43am On Dec 16, 2014
enygmababe:
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LOL. Yeah, I'm the one. Thought you'd know if you used to read the diary I kept with this moniker, which the hackers hacked away. Security issues which I wrote on the Diary Section chat thread, made me deactivate my precious old moniker.

Nice diary BTW, I see you've started learning how to quote and write in colors. Keep it up. smiley
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by ochon: 7:20am On Dec 16, 2014
Vikky014:
odi nma.dnt mind me o ws pulling ur legs
Aite. smiley
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Turns Secondary Virgin, Says She's Going Celibate by ochon: 7:17am On Dec 16, 2014
Next, Tonto Dikeh will tweet that she wants to be a tertiary virgin. Some people and lies are co-joined like siamese twins.
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by ochon: 7:02am On Dec 16, 2014
Vikky014:
kikikikikikikikiki.imakwa ihe ina ako?? tongue gud morning
Amam ife munako. Wetuo obi gi ala guo ife ndia ahu m'dere. Iga afu n'edeterem ya.

Otutu oma. Kedu ka imere
RomanceRe: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by ochon: 6:50am On Dec 16, 2014
Ilovenigeria:
I can see how much sense you are making.

Bleep you boiy!!!!!
Eiyaa. See frustration. Pele.

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