lertee:
Ochon,stop hating on arsenal biko,who told you 'she' can't win champe this season

Hate ke? Na true prophecy o. Oya make we dey watch na.

xpac01:

This is the way your post could have been, "a question"!. Even though a virgin but am not oblivion of what a lady likes from a man. Lemme ask you few, questions here, you are allowed to ask any girl for the answers, viz:
A) why do ladies like a guy with strong big ROD.
B) why do ladies like their HAIR PULLED during intimacy.
C) why do ladies scream HARDER when bleeped.
D) What makes a lady term a man "a real man" in bed, the heavenly feelings alone?? Think again.
Bruv, for an intimacy to be memorable to a lady, the action gats spell sadism, but could be a happy feeling to ladies because that's how they are naturally wired.

@ A-D, not ALL ladies like guys with big rod. Not ALL girls like their heads PULLED during sèx. Not ALL scream harder when fùcked. How does "heavenly feelings" connotes sadism, that's what I'm asking you. You called it a "heavenly feeling" yet you said guys that want their women to experience something "heavenly" are sadists? Does that make sense to you?

@ Embolden, when did the LADIES tell you that? So all ladies love BÐSM? How do you get these atrocious facts.

xpac01:

6. SADISM:

Guys also are natural sadist. They love hearing a lady moaning their names in the feelings of pain and pleasure. Please bro, wait a little, your future wife is also a moaner.

Erm, this makes no sense. How can loving the moans of my partner make me a sadist? Do you know moans from sèx connotes sexùal happiness from the lady? So how can one be a sadist by loving to see his lady sèxually happy? You don't know what a sadist means.

Ksslib:
Lol. Hilarious

May the year 2015 give you the opportunity to realise
your dreams, rediscover your strengths, muster your
willpower and rejoice the simple pleasures that life would
bring your way. Happy New year.

MizMyColi:


Whaaaatttt


Ochon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hian!

Why are you squeezing your face?

adrelanine:
the article was initially interesting, not until i came across the above..
its not a funny issue bro. Its disturbing you can think this way.. u know what makes us human, hope you are not yet losing it??

It's not a funny issue. That's why I was sad when I wrote it. Haven't Boko Haram struck yesterday already? it's painful, but it's the bitter truth.

Happy new year, my oga, Lagunna.

capricun:
Lmao

Obinoscopy:
You are very funny Ochongonoko

Happy New Year, Bros.

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I was in a trance earlier yesterday, and got swept off by these avalanche of prophetic visions which I intend sharing with my fellow NLers.

Below are my "sure banker" prophetic utterances for 2015. if none don't happen, I'll deactivate my account. These are "sure banker" prophecies. I'm never wrong. >


1. This year must end in 31st of December and start on 1st of January!! No matter how irregular February might try to be, this prophecy must come to pass. If you wan argue am, mo we bet $1000-$1000. Winner takes all.

2. Either Goodluck Jonathan or Buhari will win the 2015 Presidential election.

3. Hmmm.. This vision is not clear, but it seems like Seun will still not marry this year. I'll update this when the vision becomes clearer.

4. A lot condoms will be used this year, many condoms!! I see a lot of abortions too. Pray hard people.

5. A woman will lose the Presidential election.

6. After 2015 Presidential election, either Ngeneukwenu, Berem, Cleverly, Omenka, Barcanista, Obiagelli, Cramjones, Egift, Donphilopus; or Firefire, Ngwakwe, Ichiidodo, Atlwireless, Sincere9jerian, Tomakint, Tít, will end up in tears or anguish depending on who lost/won in 2015 Presidential election.

7. Harmattan must come in December. If it doesn't, call me bàstard!!

8. *Nairaland again? Hmmm.. Yes, I can see the vision.* Yes o, Mr./Ms. Nairaland contest must hold and ONE person will win. I repeat, ONE person will win not two.

9. Tiwa Savage, Tonto Dike, Wizkid, Davido, Omotola, Genevive Nnaji, Linda Ikeji, Chika Ike, Toke Makinwa, etc., will slug it out for who rules the FP of NL, this year.

10. Boko Haram will strike again.

11. Sun must shine, and rain must fall. Quote me on this one.

12. Some people will fail WAEC, NECO and JAMB, while some people will pass them. I saw this vision clear yesterday. Many people will graduate this year too.

13. *Yes!! I can see it!!* Our politicians will sign a MOU with a foreign consortium, promising us that the said project will be completed in 2054. Our children will grow up and find these politicians' children/family members take the helm of our country's affairs ONLY to sign another MOU promising them of that project being completed in 2100. Maybe it's our 5th generation that will reap the benefits. GEJ and Buhari take note!!

14. Our crops will be grown and harvested!!

15. Dr. Sid and Peter Okoye's wives MUST give birth this year!! I'm dead sure. If it doesn't happen, may I be banned for life.

16. Maga must pay, Musicians will sell their albums, thieves will rob and some will be caught!!

17. ONE team ONLY will win the various leagues and Champions league. ONE only, not TWO.


18. *Nairaland again? WOW!! Hmmm.. Yes, I can see it now!!* People will wail and cry, "Nairaland has gone to the dogs... What is this topic doing on FP?... I'm leaving NL for good.." But yet these people will still have NL app on their phone to update them about FP topics. Even those that deactivated will come back with alternate monikers or as guest while pretending as if they're gone.

19. Jonathan will be blamed for a lot of things, even for people impregnating their wives and for rain falling.

20. Ladies and gentlemen, pray hard!! I see a lot weddings coming y'all way, BUT as Asoebi girls and Best men.

21. Febuary 14, Valentine's day, will be bloody. Very bloody. ladies, you know what I'm talking about.

22. Super Eagles will not play in the CAF Nations Cup.

23. This post MIGHT not make FP. I see Ishilove, TheRealMrStan, Obinoscopy and Lalasticlala, Mukina2 contemplating on moving it to FP or not.

24. Arsenal will not win the league nor the Champions league.

25. APC supporters, pray hard because I see Fashola and Amaechi handing over to another candidate and stepping down AFTER the elections.

26. NEPA/PHCN must cause power outage.

27. Finally, I see the good Lord blessing our hustles this year, crowning the effort of our hands with success, children (for the barren), jobs (for the unemployed), a good man/woman (for the single and lonely), joy (for the sad ones), good results (for those taking exams), and long life for ALL.

Happy new year to all Nairalanders.

Annoying, pathetic, pùssyass, power-crazed dingbats. If it's to bully civilians, they'll carry it out with utmost perfection. But if it's to defeat Boko Haram, they resort to mutiny acts and lying they don't have hi-tech weapons. ídiots!!

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How APC had Fashola in their harem and fielded this evil man beats my imagination.

At a recent social media forum, he said his use of the
words kare jini, biri jini (literally dog blood, baboon blood)
should be in the context of his voter education campaign.
He said: “If you could recall, I said in the same place, Ku
Kasa, ku tsare, ku raka ku tsaya. That means guard your
vote. Go and vote. Stay where you vote. And make sure
your vote counts. That is what I meant by kare jini, biri jini
because the thugs of the PDP and INEC if they try to
manipulate the figures, you are there, don’t allow it. So this
is the meaning of kare jini, biri jini. I want people to make
sure their votes count.”

This Religious extremist must think we're as dumb and foolish like his blood-sucking self. WTF was he yapping about? How does "Kare jini, biri jini" translate to "guard your vote"? How does baboon will be soaked in blood mean "guard your vote"? Guard your vote by soaking people in blood? This violence and Pro-Sharia supporter must think he's talking to his illiterate brainwashed supporters. Are we kids or what? This dictator should be in jail!! WTF?!!

richardjemedafe1:
I want to use this opportunity to appreciate all guys who commented positively... Am so greatfull u have given me a reson not to organize a gang rape on her so she will fills what I feel.

May your sisters and future daughter be gang ràped too. Because of 6K, you want to gang ràpe a girl. *spits*