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This can be turned into a comedy

Didier Drogba, the former Chelsea striker went on a vacation at a luxurious beach hotel. He noticed all manner of luxurious cars coming in with billionaires to attend seminars.

These seminars include topics like.

1. How to build generational wealth

2. Understanding African Economics Climates

3. How to take advantage of the social media to build a lasting brand.

4. Etc.

These billionaires pay thousands of US dollars to attend this training. Drogba begins to wonder, why are they coming to take this training of a few hours to a few days?. To quench his curiosity, he approached one of the Arabia billionaires and asked "sir, you are already a billionaire, what do you need all these training for?" The billionaire answered, "I recognize you, you are Drogba, the former Super Chelsea striker, do you stop training because of the former goals you scored?" It became clearer! The rich keep learning and improving themselves to manage and grow their wealth, but the poor minded fellows wouldn't see a reason for fresh ideas. Every year, Dangote, Tony Elumelu and all the billionaires you know go for courses. I heard one big business mogul in Nigeria said he spent $100,000 for a special one-week course with a Harvard professor. They can't be at the top of their game without keeping abreast with recent knowledge. The brain you water grows greener.

- Amaechi Prince Chekwy

Source: Quora.com

2 million naira wig and not 2million naira land. Hmm

erniok:
Russia wan make dem enter well well so escape go hard.

De play. Just de play.

The hunter have become the hunted.

Israel's enemies just dey collect Wotowoto

unity004:
Omo Business done cast for Him but they should better release him before Putin go nuke the entire country

This guy funny die

Who is the owner of the Electric Charging Station?

Salewa97:
Soyinka's critique is noted, but we must also recognize that governance is a complex task. President Tinubu is navigating a challenging landscape. Let's give him time to implement reforms and address the issues raised. Constructive criticism is vital, but we must also support our leaders in finding solutions.

No Time to check time. If the kitchen is too hot for him, let him get out of the kitchen. Only someone that can deliver should occupy the NO 1 position.

timesuploaded:
You are a mumu. Jews that Hezbollah will like termites everyday. The full invasion of Israel will happen with all their top officials caught in a hole in Tel Aviv like rabbits

Do you even believe what you wrote?

No one should be harassed. No to Hardship No to Hunger No to Harrasement

THE TEACHING OF THE DONKEY

One day a farmer’s donkey fell into a well. The animal cried loudly for hours, while the farmer tried to find something to do to get him out.

Finally, the farmer decided that the donkey was old and the well was already dry and needed to be covered anyway; that it really wasn't worth pulling the donkey out of the well..

He invited all his neighbors to come help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to throw dirt into the well.

The donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly loud. Then, to everyone's surprise, he quieted down after a few shovelfuls of dirt.

The farmer finally looked down into the well and was amazed at what he saw... with each shovelful of dirt, the donkey was doing something incredible: It was shaking off the dirt and stepping on top of the dirt.

Very soon everyone saw surprised how the donkey reached the mouth of the well, went over the edge and trotted out...

Life is going to throw dirt at you, all kinds of dirt... the trick to getting out of the hole is to shake it off and use it to step up. Each of our problems is a step up. We can get out of the deepest holes if we don't give up...

Use the sand they throw you to get ahead!!!

Remember the 5 rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hate.

2. Free your Mind of distractions.

3. Simplify your life.

4. Give more and expect less.

5. Love more and... shake the dirt, because in this life you have to be a solution, not the problem!

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Didn't Wike protested years ago. Why is he now against protest?

OP just enter one corner.

CilicMarin:
Classless, meaningless and incoherent article...

Tinubu is on the right track. And he will govern till 2031 at least, if the constitution is not ammended for 3rd Term...

No gain without pain... The economy will soon turn the corner, and we shall all celebrate.

May God Bless Nigeria.

You are speaking for yourself and not the majority of Nigerians who are suffering!

brain54:
The gender ratio in Russia has been predominantly female...

since at least World War 2 when many Soviet men died in battle or left the country to fight!

Even the present Russia/Ukraine war has reduced the Russian men population.

Someone should please tell me that this is a joke.

naturalman:
Tinubu will show this man shege pro Max.......when Port Harcourt refinery starts working, the price of PMS will be made cheaper in order to frustrate dangote refinery

Lets wait till the refinery works first.

Thundafireseun:
But you will agree that Biden has reduced America to nothing already , the dollar is just heading to a record fall … I keep imagining what will happen when BRICKS is finally launched…

Trump is not any different with his style of politics that he keeps hiding behind religion and Christianity

make Seun no catch you oh

Beware of a leader who avoids responsibility and blames others.

People, don't you think there are things behind the scenes we aren't aware of?

I think Dangote shouldn't have Monopoly in the petroleum sector and other players shouldn't tell lies or misinform the public.

All parties should come out clear.

Who is lying and who is saying truth?

If they achieve it, it is good but what positive difference will it make to the common man?

Trump for President

Do you know how much CURSES some policemen have received?

Zooposki:
Nigerian fathers better start raising their sons properly, not all these hooligans we have as men these days. Spend time with your sons when you return from work, and also on Saturdays and Sundays, instead of sitting in front of the TV watching sports like agbayas.

What you said is excellent, but think about it only good sons can become good fathers and thereby raise good sons. It's what a man has that he can give. Of a truth to have a good society it should start from the home settling. I believe in many homes, parenting is really failing.

Excuses. Just take responsibility

Evidenx:
Just 4 days?

In my area no light for two months we Never shake.

Haha I can relate

fuckJones:
okay, I need a god fearing sugar daddy, economy is hard, I can't do it alone

Is there anything like God-fearing sugar daddy?

A God-fearing man wouldn't mess up himself with someone that's not his wife

Women!!! Women!!! Women!!!
How many times did I call you?