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But if this bastard is saint, why is he not coming out and defending himself, or explain what happen to the money?

Big B1, if only you know who I am and where I get my source from, MARK my words on a green paper, IBB will Never, I repeat NEVER rule Nigeria again. People are just seeking his support cause OBJ render all his crooks idle and not they can't loot our treasuries no more, Mariam was one flamboyant bitch, spending Nigeria money on attire and traveling. IBB is the mastermind of 419 and mastermind of corruption, he did a lot in destroying this united nation, now we are standing and shouting to the trees and monkeys, no more to IBB, this man is evil and should be strap to a tree and fired. how I wish Idiagbon is alive and can contest for the presidency

EFCC alerts US
…On public officers who mays flee Nigeria after May 2007
We will gett all you bombo clot criminals, Ribadu is really changing Nigeria

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/newsonthehour/2006/sept/13/newsbreak-13-09-2006-001.htm

I seriously think this new Atiku issue is a way for MR MARADONA IBB TO dribble his way in. in the last couple of days all people are talking about is Atiku and we seems to forget IBB is still in the background. people please rise against IBB.

ZIPLOC BAGS- male, because they hold everything
in, but you can always see right through them.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with
its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes
a while to warm up.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over
inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON- male, because to get it to go
anywhere you have to light a fire under it , and, of course,
there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable
and retain water.
SUBWAY- male, because it uses the same old lines
to pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight
shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over
the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female! Ha! You thought I'd say
male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons
to push, he keeps trying.

One will think this governor will be wise after what happened to his predecessor ALARM

http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=58106

People need to stay abreast with the news and don't just come here and open your basket mouth
OBJ did not start the process. FBI linked ATIKU to Jefferson and that prompt for investigation and In Shah Allah ATIKU is a criminal in disguise.

I pledge to Nigeria my country
To be faithful, loyal and honest
To serve Nigeria with all my strength
To defend her unity and uphold her honor and glory
So help me God.
This is the national pledge, but every time you read the news paper is embezzlement by public officials, can any of this public officials actually recite this verse? do they really know what it means and stand for? election is next year and all this sporadic and senseless killing, I am calling on all you Nigerians to please fast and pray for our unity in this time of need. AMEN

Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives.

He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies.
He gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms.
However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another.

He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with him.
Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in her, and she would help him get through the difficult times.

The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom.
However, he did not love the first wife, Although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her !

One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short.
He thought of his luxurious life and wondered, "I now have four wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone."

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I have loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you.
Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"
"No way!", replied the 4th wife, and she walked away without another word. Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.

The sad King then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"
"No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to remarry!"
His heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?"
"I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!", replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave."
Her answer struck him like a bolt of lightning, and the King was devastated.

Then a voice called out: "I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go."

The King looked up, and there was his 1st wife. She was very skinny as she suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
Greatly grieved, the King said, "I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance. I will do so now."

He killed the last three wives and gave his first his Kingdom!

In truth, we all have the 4 wives in our lives:

Our 4th wife is our body.
No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it will leave us when we die.

Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth.
When we die, it will all go to others.

Our 2nd wife is our family and friends.
No matter how much they have been there for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

And our 1st wife is our Soul.
Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world. However, our Soul is the only thing that will follow
us wherever we go. Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of us that will follow us to the throne of God and continue with us throughout eternity.

Thought for the day:
Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out, '

Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful! I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt her. If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
A man is incomplete until he is married and after that he is finished

Big B1 i am not a female, and I absolutely have no desire for men, do you can save your peach. secondly I disagree with all your post and comment respectfully cause you have been blinded with the white attire Atiku and IBB wear all the time. ATIKU political goal has been smeared already. mission accomplished, the goal of this presidency to to Ban Atiku from campaigning for the presidency, next week he will be kicked out of the PDP, and non of the party will let him campaigned under their banner. this man is corrupt, OBJ did not invite the FBI to investigate Jefferson that linked ATIKu to him, if indeed Atiku is innocent, let him come visit USA and watched how quickly they put him behind bars so he can eat rice and beans.

That is absurd, OBJ will stay and ATIKU will be impeached, just wait and see.

This has nothing to do with OBJ, remeber the senator Jefferson was indicted in the USA, that that was why ATIKU is in the hot seat, it all started from the FBI investigation

How can you educate and illiterate or the peasant farmers in the village? all IBB has to do is send people like you and Alex Akinyele to this poor people and give them 500 Naira a piece and they will be singing his name to the pool. Abeg open your eyes and who are you deceiving, IBB will never be president mark my word.

Its time for Atiku to go

The same common sense IBB used in stealing our money

Thank you and that is why we must not allow the bastard to come back

A 6 year-old & 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?"
says the 6 year-old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.'" The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen & asks the 6 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out."
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old & asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios

Not 3rd term, all the slowpoke that loot out treasury one way or the other, we can't get them all but we can teach the caught ones some lesson

Well I am waiting and he had less than 8 months to go, so we shall see

After IBB we will go after Alex Akinyele and others

In this day of technology RIbadu will nail IBB, and that will be his greatest accomplishment.

Nigerians are competent haba ? Talking of the Nigerian voting public, what percentage of the population can be described as politically enlightened? How many of them are capable of linking their collective poverty and travails to the greed, corruption and mis-governance of yesteryears? Those students from Plateau State protesting the arrest of corrupt legislators by officials of the EFCC remind one of the manipulative influences of politicians. How many of them do realise that the reason why Nigeria's university graduates have become dexterous okada riders and patients in the nation's orthopaedic hospitals is because of the corruption of politicians and military rulers. Nothing corrupts the human mind more degradingly than illiteracy and poverty and the scale of these crippling social and economic diseases in our land suggests we cannot take anything for granted.

Big B1 what I am saying is you are disillusion when it comes to IBB, as much as I hate all your comment on this issue i still have to respect you for standing your grounds, but all jokes aside, any Nigerian that lived in Nigeria between 79 to 93 when Shagari and Buhari and IBB rules will clearly see when and where it all went down, not until Ibb came that we lost touch. The problem in this "redemption theory" is that in the democratic nations of the world people choose political leaders on the basis of their pedigree. Not many nations of the world have had the opportunity to know the leadership history of an aspiring democratic leader in the manner as we do of General Ibrahim Babangida in Nigeria, not least because he had before been where he now wants to be. Assuming Babangida's leadership antecedents do not recommend him for a return to the apex of political governance, must we still put him there in the religious belief that he would change from his old ways? Would the Americans, for instance, have given disgraced Richard Nixon a second chance to be president in the assumption that bitter lessons had made him a wiser and better person?

IBB and BIGBi are not the only corrupt leader in Nigeria but they are the most stupid that think we as Nigeria forget about his evil deeds and let hem come and maneuver us again, we might as well give Vatsa and Anini Lawrence another chance

Well we are not stupid, and mark my words IBB will be prosecuted sooner that you think

BigBi is a beneficiary of IBB, they can not fool us any more, IBB is going down, his bigest mistake was to take Nigerians for granted and try to come back, now its payback time

IBB will be nail at all cost, all his evil deeds will torment him to grave

BIGBI If I was Omo DUGBE then you mama must have gotten you from the zoo, cause you and James Brown must be family scum bag. as empty as my barrel may sound, I bet it makes the loudest noise you've ever heard freaking slowpoke

Regardless if its IBB bashing or not, Nigeria has over 130 Million population, and we cant all like IBb or be blinded by his evil deeds, what we the elite can do is to make sure he never come to power again.

I get it, the issue is how can you tell someone that doesn't think he is hurting other people by stealing public funds, at least that's what IBB was synonymous for, the master mind of 419 the dribbler, i feel the pain of the Delta people.

so Ono will it be appropriate to say IBB is the root cause of the problem in Niger Delta now?