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Jokes Etc / Re: Exercise Plan by Odeku(m): 7:17pm On Nov 15, 2006
No I make dem feel good, i beat it off the frame, and they are happy, grin grin grin
Politics / Re: How Come Noone Is Talking About Brigadier-general Buba Marwa by Odeku(m): 7:15pm On Nov 15, 2006
My people are speaking, BIG B1 I am still wating for your points this debate is getting HOTTER
Crime / Re: Canadian-nigerian Olympic Wrestler-philanthropist Stabbed In Yenagoa by Odeku(m): 7:10pm On Nov 15, 2006
There is nothing wrong with Nigereia you got to be careful and have your entourage with you at all times.
Jokes Etc / Re: Exercise Plan by Odeku(m): 5:50pm On Nov 15, 2006
trust me I'm not upset cause I'm confidence about my sexuality and preference, you can ask my victims what i do with it. grin
Politics / Re: Just In Case Ibb Wins by Odeku(m): 5:47pm On Nov 15, 2006
beside the fact that IBB is black and he treated his own people like slaves. When a toothless general stole and kill and still decline to appear before a panel to defend himself and tell us what happen to $12 billion golf oil funds. he is nothing but a scum bag nd we wonder how he will be remember when he die.
Politics / Re: Muhammad Lawal (Ex Governor Of Kwara State) Is Dead by Odeku(m): 5:43pm On Nov 15, 2006
How do you know he stole? can you tell us something we don't know?
Jokes Etc / Re: Exercise Plan by Odeku(m): 5:33pm On Nov 15, 2006
what question, you guys need to stop for real. what can a man do for me but carry my luggage
Jokes Etc / Re: Exercise Plan by Odeku(m): 5:14pm On Nov 15, 2006
HELL TO THE NO. stop that nonsence
Forum Games / Re: Hot Hangout Spot by Odeku(m): 5:12pm On Nov 15, 2006
Muki you no see me?
Forum Games / Re: Hot Hangout Spot by Odeku(m): 5:02pm On Nov 15, 2006
Lauryn I don tell you, go sleep and get well. all this computer glear will add more to that head
Forum Games / Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by Odeku(m): 5:00pm On Nov 15, 2006
na me abeg
Jokes Etc / Re: Exercise Plan by Odeku(m): 4:59pm On Nov 15, 2006
undecided wetin i do now? Ansalam Aleku
Foreign Affairs / Re: Should George Bush Also Face Trial? by Odeku(m): 4:57pm On Nov 15, 2006
try and take a nap
Politics / Re: How Come Noone Is Talking About Brigadier-general Buba Marwa by Odeku(m): 4:56pm On Nov 15, 2006
It's funny when I look at all this guys with personal blog, I am yet to find one that will admit the make a mistake and what they will do better this time around.  won't its be better to be honest than painting this good image of a saint?

We don't care where the leader emerge from as long as they are competent, clean and have moral, discipline and GOD fearing with people compassion at heart
Jokes Etc / Exercise Plan by Odeku(m): 4:49pm On Nov 15, 2006
The next day there's a
knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
neck that reads: "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!

This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her;
but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and
wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine happens.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to
discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone,

"This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies," I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds this
huge, muscular, 7 ft man standing there, wearing nothing
but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that read:
"I'm Dave. If I catch you, you're mine.
Politics / Re: Muhammad Lawal (Ex Governor Of Kwara State) Is Dead by Odeku(m): 4:38pm On Nov 15, 2006
Wish I know more about this guy than that story they have. well rest in peace too young to kamus
Foreign Affairs / Re: Should George Bush Also Face Trial? by Odeku(m): 4:34pm On Nov 15, 2006
hi boo, how now
Foreign Affairs / Re: Should George Bush Also Face Trial? by Odeku(m): 4:21pm On Nov 15, 2006
this people will kill me oh Txlonghorn profile said he is a male, but the picture is showing a female? OYA oga please tell us are you a trans?
Politics / Re: President Of Nigeria In 2007: Who? <Poll> by Odeku(m): 4:16pm On Nov 15, 2006
Tell Big B1 that please
Politics / Re: Ibb, Nigeria's Next President by Odeku(m): 4:09pm On Nov 15, 2006
he will not win even if he contest
Politics / Re: OBJ Tenure Elongation Via 'State Of Emergency' Trick by Odeku(m): 4:04pm On Nov 15, 2006
people just talking, BABA IYABo is going back to OTTA FARM
Politics / Re: Muhammad Lawal (Ex Governor Of Kwara State) Is Dead by Odeku(m): 4:02pm On Nov 15, 2006
do you have a link to substantiate this story?

what killed him? old age?
Politics / Re: Obasanjo , ANDY UBA AND THE EFCC WHAT NEXT by Odeku(m): 4:01pm On Nov 15, 2006
ono how are my corrupt? do I have $100 million in my accounts?
do I have 5 wifes and multiple concubines and girlfriends?
do i make policies in Nigeria?
do I travel on presidential jets?

do I have 20 plus houses in Nigeria?

boy go to sleep and let people that knows politics talk.
Politics / Re: How Come Noone Is Talking About Brigadier-general Buba Marwa by Odeku(m): 3:58pm On Nov 15, 2006
Thank you all, now Big B1 people are talking come out and defend yourself and this guy
Politics / Re: Joshua Dariye Of Plateau State Impeached by Odeku(m): 3:56pm On Nov 15, 2006
People People, NIGERIANS, I love you guys but lefts start thinking like we love this country
CASE 1

If a thief come to your house and rob you of your belongings and you subdue him

Answer

Will you beat the crab out of him?

wait and call the police?
or

let him go and come back to rub you again?

this governors violated their constitutional right by stealing in the 1st place, this idiots have 5 and multiple houses overseas, and some qualified people with education cant afford one square meal. Tell me they don't have a constitutional right to provide for their family.

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I believe in instance justice. If you dip your hand in the honey jar then when the bees come to sting you don't complain.[/size]
Politics / Re: Just In Case Ibb Wins by Odeku(m): 3:37pm On Nov 15, 2006
molluma
I am not insulting or degrading you, you must be new to this forum. no one is going to hold your hand in life and walk you through the desert. look at 95% of my posting on this forum and you will see and read about all the evidence why I hate IBB

Look at this video and make up your mind. thanks


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6924381337553773948&q=babangida&hl=en
Politics / Constitution Of The Fedral Republic Of Nigeria by Odeku(m): 3:31pm On Nov 15, 2006
For those who cares to broaden their knowledge on Nigerian politics

you can read about the constitution and how our leaders are abusing this laws


http://www.nigeria-law.org/ConstitutionOfTheFederalRepublicOfNigeria.htm
Politics / Re: The Untouchables by Odeku(m): 3:22pm On Nov 15, 2006
188. (1) The Governor or Deputy Governor of a state may Removal of Governor be removed from office in accordance with the provisions or Deputy Governor of this section. from office.

(2) Whenever a notice of any allegation in writing signed by not less than one-third of the members of the House of Assembly.

(b) stating that the holder of such office is guilty of gross misconduct in the performance of the functions of his office, detailed particulars of which shall be specified.

the speaker of the House of Assembly shall, within seven days of the receipt of the notice, cause a copy of the notice to be served on the holder of the office and on each member of the House of Assembly, and shall also cause any statement made in reply to the allegation by the holder of the office, to be served on each member of the House of Assembly.

(3) Within fourteen days of the presentation of the notice to the speaker of the House of Assembly (whether or not any statement was made by the holder of the office in reply to the allegation contained in the notice-, the House of Assembly shall resolve by motion, without any debate whether or not the allegation shall be investigated.

(4) A motion of the House of Assembly that the allegation be investigated shall not be declared as having been passed unless it is supported by the votes of not less than two-thirds majority of all the members of the House of Assembly.

(5) Within seven days of the passing of a motion under the foregoing provisions of this section, the Chief judge of the State shall at the request of the speaker of the House of Assembly, appoint a Panel of seven persons who in his opinion are of unquestionable integrity, not being members of any public service, legislative house or political party, to investigate the allegation as provided in this section.

(6) The holder of an office whose conduct is being investigated under this section shall have the right to defend himself in person or be represented before the panel by a legal practitioner of his own choice.

(7) A Panel appointed under this section shall -

(a) have such powers and exercise its functions in accordance with such procedure as may be prescribed by the House of Assembly; and

(b) within three months of its appointment, report its findings to the House of Assembly.

(cool Where the Panel reports to the House of Assembly that the allegation has not been proved, no further proceedings shall be taken in respect of the matter.

(9) Where the report of the Panel is that the allegation against the holder of the office has been proved, then within fourteen days of the receipt of the report, the house of Assembly shall consider the report, and if by a resolution of the House of Assembly supported by not less than two-thirds majority of all its members, the report of the Panel is adopted, then the holder of the office shall stand removed form office as from the date of the adoption of the report.

(10) No proceedings or determination of the Panel or of the House of Assembly or any matter relating to such proceedings or determination shall be entertained or questioned in any court.

(11) In this section -

"gross misconduct" means a grave violation or breach of the provisions of this Constitution or a misconduct of such nature as amounts in the opinion in the House of Assembly to gross misconduct.
Politics / Re: Just In Case Ibb Wins by Odeku(m): 2:48pm On Nov 15, 2006
sorry no one is going to take the time to teach or educate you on issues you should already know if you are a true Nigeria, but on the other hand, how much are you willing to pay and i can take the time to show and tell you all you need to know about this man call IBB

here is a good start

http://www.againstbabangida.com/

you need more info, holla at me and I charge $100 per hour. no lost love
Politics / Re: We Need A European Leader To Fix Nigeria? by Odeku(m): 2:43pm On Nov 15, 2006
Easyy
Easyy:

Do you realise that your forefathers who lived in mud huts had better lives than you actually have now?
Do you realise that those who lived in mud huts were more secure than you are now?
Do you realise that those who lived in mud huts lived longer than you will live?
Do you realise that those who lived in mud huts had healthier lifestyles than you have now?
Do you realise that those who lived in mud hut were healthier than you are?

want some more

That is because they have simple life, we paying for convenience this days, back then no one care about cell phones or movies, they make their own movies, and it cost nothing. no one went to the doctor for check ups, they had herb for all kind of illness, and no one care about red wine, they had palm wine authentic no pasteurization, we do not need European people to be our leader, we need a Nigerian that has been exposed to the modern world to take us to the next level.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo The Greatest President Nigeria Has Ever Had by Odeku(m): 2:39pm On Nov 15, 2006
you cool, just be realistic when making comments on issues you are not versed in. people take offense when people speak without validating or substantiating their point.

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