₦airaland Forum

okoroemeka:
I will take it you are just a bored teenager not to know what you are wishing for

i am 29years old

CodeTemplar:
Is best to bribe an officer to do that than try to commit anything. Someone was picked and kept for 10 years for resisting random "roger" arrest where you are expected bail yourself with N1k.

chaiii this country

illicit:
Find someone that offended you in the past

Beat them up, blue black...

the judge will give me 2weeks or more

i dont care about the consequencies i just wanna be there

MrCork:
The good news is the will fokk yor yansh sir!!!(((THANK ME LATER)))

nobody can do that for me.

motionarena:
Lol
Lamba

what is lamba?

which crime can i commit that will land me in prison for just one week?
i want to go there and spend a week because i dont wanna end up being lynched by other jobless and frustrated guys like me. the money that i have been using to hold body have finished, and i dont have any means of getting any.
bad ideas have filled my mind, and i am afraid of executing it, that is why i want to get isolated so that i will not do what my mind has been telling me.
yesterday i tried one of the bad ideas and it was a successful mission. i want to earn legitly to avoid stories that touch the heart.
for now, i have given up about getting a job because it seems there is no any left for us in this country. yesterday i queued for morethan 3 hours infront of one factory that pay 30k per month and i did not get the job, only 3people were selected and it was based on physical appearance.
i am thinking of slapping a police officer, but i am afraid of the kind of beating they will give me before they send me to prison. guys please recommend any simple crime that will lead me to going to prison for just one week.
the only different from my life and that of the prison inmates is freedom of movement, the prisoners have more advantage which i dont have, they are entitled to 3square meals a day. i want to go there and have more experience about life and restrategize.

comment if u want to buy

gbaskiboy:
Northern Nigerians make Islamic Religion to be violence. If this should happened in Nigeria Hisbah would have called for her head

this woman will be punished if she return to saudi. thats her own choice its not the traching of islam what she did is totally prohibited in islam

she is on her own. this is not the teaching of islam

its yahoo or ritual money #mtsweee

Mtsweeeeee who cares

stacyadams:
Britton ferry of all day

e don cut

oyewale0001:
Abba, I have screenshots this message. This is the part that made me not to give you the money to share. You should have keep this to yourself. Bro forget money from my side ooo. Because your cruise is too much. Thank you for telling us you use the money to play zoom.

zoom and real life matches na thesame thing. sometimes xoom is more reliable than eseka12 games

Originalsly:
Hmmm ... African man lamenting ... unable to hustle ... self diagnosing depression ... threatening suicide ... and we wonder why soo many women are becoming lesbians.

show me road i cant find any hustle to do

Originalsly:
Hmmm ... African man lamenting ... unable to hustle ... self diagnosing depression ... threatening suicide ... and we wonder why soo many women are becoming lesbians.

hahahah are they becoming lesbians because of guys like me?

oyewale0001

stacyadams:
7F2C794

Sporty 2/5

u no dey tire

oyewale0001:
We pray for green 💚🍏💚. Thank bro @

ebi n pawa oo please may i drop?

...

Ebi Npa wa oo

we poors need to kill ourselves

michlins:
Nnewi Anambra State 07032fourfour6904

thanks so much i will contact u

still in need of help

michlins:
Come and learn welder. I will teach you for free for two years and help you set up

your location sir?

Jennyclay:
Oh no!! These wild animals again .

The court should kindly sentence these wild animal to death ASAP

Bunch of rapist and murderers!
Honestly, men irritates me!!

i always wonder why this woman is roaming nairaland freely everyday, but u write n@ d€m you go chop ban, i just cant understand

crime has no tribe, but nairaland tribalist refuse to understand.

meobizy:
No wonder you children are quick to throw insults one’s way. Ninety-nine percent of una. I laugh at una.

i am not a child, i am 29 years old

Highestpromoton:
Do you know that E-money, Kcee, Drake are chronic gamblers.
The issue isn’t about gambling, this young man needs help, a Job, a source of income.
Many young Nigerians gamble not because they enjoy it but because they think that it is their only hope.
If you give them good jobs, you will watch them reduce the way they bet.

God bless you my brother, i swear if i have a good paying job i will not near betting talkless of playing it.