which crime can i commit that will land me in prison for just one week?
i want to go there and spend a week because i dont wanna end up being lynched by other jobless and frustrated guys like me. the money that i have been using to hold body have finished, and i dont have any means of getting any.
bad ideas have filled my mind, and i am afraid of executing it, that is why i want to get isolated so that i will not do what my mind has been telling me.
yesterday i tried one of the bad ideas and it was a successful mission. i want to earn legitly to avoid stories that touch the heart.
for now, i have given up about getting a job because it seems there is no any left for us in this country. yesterday i queued for morethan 3 hours infront of one factory that pay 30k per month and i did not get the job, only 3people were selected and it was based on physical appearance.
i am thinking of slapping a police officer, but i am afraid of the kind of beating they will give me before they send me to prison. guys please recommend any simple crime that will lead me to going to prison for just one week.
the only different from my life and that of the prison inmates is freedom of movement, the prisoners have more advantage which i dont have, they are entitled to 3square meals a day. i want to go there and have more experience about life and restrategize.

odenkirk:
which crime can i commit that will land me in prison for just one week?
i want to go there and spend a week because i dont wanna end up being lynched by other jobless and frustrated guys like me. the money that i have been using to hold body have finished, and i dont have any means of getting any.
bad ideas have filled my mind, and i am afraid of executing it, that is why i want to get isolated so that i will not do what my mind has been telling me.
yesterday i tried one of the bad ideas and it was a successful mission. i want to earn legitly to avoid stories that touch the heart.
for now, i have given up about getting a job because it seems there is no any left for us in this country. yesterday i queued for morethan 3 hours infront of one factory that pay 30k per month and i did not get the job, only 3people were selected and it was based on physical appearance.
i am thinking of slapping a police officer, but i am afraid of the kind of beating they will give me before they send me to prison. guys please recommend any simple crime that will lead me to going to prison for just one week.
the only different from my life and that of the prison inmates is freedom of movement, the prisoners have more advantage which i dont have, they are entitled to 3square meals a day. i want to go there and have more experience about life and restrategize.

Lol
Lamba

motionarena:


Lol
Lamba

what is lamba?

odenkirk:
which crime can i commit that will land me in prison for just one week?
i want to go there and spend a week because i dont wanna end up being lynched by other jobless and frustrated guys like me. the money that i have been using to hold body have finished, and i dont have any means of getting any.
bad ideas have filled my mind, and i am afraid of executing it, that is why i want to get isolated so that i will not do what my mind has been telling me.
yesterday i tried one of the bad ideas and it was a successful mission. i want to earn legitly to avoid stories that touch the heart.
for now, i have given up about getting a job because it seems there is no any left for us in this country. yesterday i queued for morethan 3 hours infront of one factory that pay 30k per month and i did not get the job, only 3people were selected and it was based on physical appearance.
i am thinking of slapping a police officer, but i am afraid of the kind of beating they will give me before they send me to prison. guys please recommend any simple crime that will lead me to going to prison for just one week.
the only different from my life and that of the prison inmates is freedom of movement, the prisoners have more advantage which i dont have, they are entitled to 3square meals a day. i want to go there and have more experience about life and restrategize.

The good news is the will fokk yor yansh sir!!!(((THANK ME LATER)))

MrCork:


The good news is the will fokk yor yansh sir!!!(((THANK ME LATER)))

nobody can do that for me.

i dont care about the consequencies i just wanna be there

odenkirk:
nobody can do that for me.

Becozz yor name is Superman??.
..brother juss pray u dont get pregnant inside jail when they yansh yor yansh sir!! (No oofencsece)

Find someone that offended you in the past

Beat them up, blue black...

Is best to bribe an officer to do that than try to commit anything. Someone was picked and kept for 10 years for resisting random "roger" arrest where you are expected bail yourself with N1k.

illicit:
Find someone that offended you in the past

Beat them up, blue black...

the judge will give me 2weeks or more

CodeTemplar:
Is best to bribe an officer to do that than try to commit anything. Someone was picked and kept for 10 years for resisting random "roger" arrest where you are expected bail yourself with N1k.

chaiii this country

This is weird! And wouldn't work out.

All I could think of was the man who rob the bank of $1 for free health care.

odenkirk:
which crime can i commit that will land me in prison for just one week?
i want to go there and spend a week because i dont wanna end up being lynched by other jobless and frustrated guys like me. the money that i have been using to hold body have finished, and i dont have any means of getting any.
bad ideas have filled my mind, and i am afraid of executing it, that is why i want to get isolated so that i will not do what my mind has been telling me.
yesterday i tried one of the bad ideas and it was a successful mission. i want to earn legitly to avoid stories that touch the heart.
for now, i have given up about getting a job because it seems there is no any left for us in this country. yesterday i queued for morethan 3 hours infront of one factory that pay 30k per month and i did not get the job, only 3people were selected and it was based on physical appearance.
i am thinking of slapping a police officer, but i am afraid of the kind of beating they will give me before they send me to prison. guys please recommend any simple crime that will lead me to going to prison for just one week.
the only different from my life and that of the prison inmates is freedom of movement, the prisoners have more advantage which i dont have, they are entitled to 3square meals a day. i want to go there and have more experience about life and restrategize.

I will take it you are just a bored teenager not to know what you are wishing for

odenkirk:
what is lamba?

Your story

okoroemeka:
I will take it you are just a bored teenager not to know what you are wishing for

i am 29years old

So freedom of walking around don tire you...you Sha wan end your life for prison....may God stamp it as you wish. Amen

nifemi25:
So freedom of walking around don tire you...you Sha wan end your life for prison....may God stamp it as you wish. Amen

if its for just a week then its fine. i am not afraid

odenkirk:
which crime can i commit that will land me in prison for just one week?
i want to go there and spend a week because i dont wanna end up being lynched by other jobless and frustrated guys like me. the money that i have been using to hold body have finished, and i dont have any means of getting any.
bad ideas have filled my mind, and i am afraid of executing it, that is why i want to get isolated so that i will not do what my mind has been telling me.
yesterday i tried one of the bad ideas and it was a successful mission. i want to earn legitly to avoid stories that touch the heart.
for now, i have given up about getting a job because it seems there is no any left for us in this country. yesterday i queued for morethan 3 hours infront of one factory that pay 30k per month and i did not get the job, only 3people were selected and it was based on physical appearance.
i am thinking of slapping a police officer, but i am afraid of the kind of beating they will give me before they send me to prison. guys please recommend any simple crime that will lead me to going to prison for just one week.
the only different from my life and that of the prison inmates is freedom of movement, the prisoners have more advantage which i dont have, they are entitled to 3square meals a day. i want to go there and have more experience about life and restrategize.

talk with ex-convict. You will know what's up.

you are first going to prison before jail, so first learn how to talk to police and your cell mates then prepare your lawyer(s)

This one think prison is like hotel where you check in and check out as you wish. He's even saying it's just for a week. Lemme keep mute sha

Vanilla4:
This is weird! And wouldn't work out.

All I could think of was the man who rob the bank of $1 for free health care.

True story?

odenkirk:
if its for just a week then its fine. i am not afraid

prison is not a pressurised chamber where you select in and out time. It is not boarding school where you walk around and eat when food is ready then walk out when TERM is over.

You are asking for a Nigerian prison and want to apply selectivity? Keep wishing, but your wish will is going to be a more cruel version of WHAT I ORDERED ONLINE vs WHAT I GOT.

They don't tell a kid not to get leprosy once he can stay in the forest alone, before you get to what you are craving for.go to nearest prison/cell in your area fill and smells the environment if you able to stays there for a hour.freedom is key

Go and sleep a military man

Go and sleep a military man

Idonweak:
This one think prison is like hotel where you check in and check out as you wish. He's even saying it's just for a week. Lemme keep mute sha

i need a small crime that has one week prison sentence as the punishment

Vanilla4:
This is weird! And wouldn't work out.

All I could think of was the man who rob the bank of $1 for free health care.

Tell me about this.

maestro299:


True story?

Not a story, a man from NC did it.